Others are fleeing famine, but I am a salted fish

"Husband, you are so smart." Hearing this, Wanwan's eyes suddenly lit up. She didn't expect that Chen Youtian's brain was so quick that he could think of this step without her saying much.

Really, she really likes it.

The two people in the house were feeling proud of their plan and were being affectionate with each other, while Lin Xiaoyue, who was lying on the roof, was so furious.

It is true that the most despicable people are invincible. The pot fits the lid. No wonder a scumbag and a bitch can be together.

Lin Xiaoyue felt that her fist was really...itchy. The angrier she got, the gentler her smile became. That was her reaction when she was extremely angry.

Very good... You two wait, I will give you a surprise, I hope you like it.

The house was filled with red waves, obscene sounds and whispers. On the roof, a dark figure was lying on his stomach, gesturing at a small silver square and occasionally letting out a suffocating silent laugh.

……

In the simple and old room, except for a bed and a tattered bedside table, the space was filled with a pile of junk. At first glance, there was almost nothing valuable.

On the tattered bed, the two men started fighting again. They seemed to have gotten used to the strange smell in the room, or they were so absorbed in the battle that they didn't notice anything else. Even when Lin Xiaoyue jumped into the room, neither of them noticed.

Until, the two people who were entangled in each other's arms were grabbed by the feet by something icy and cold, and the chill rushed from the feet straight up to the top of the head.

The two who realized it later stopped and looked back. Instantly, they met a pair of blood-red eyes and a gray face... One cheek was festering, and there was a big hole in the rotten place. Through the hole, one could even clearly see the white teeth inside...

"Uh...uh..." Wanwan couldn't bear the sudden visual impact. She was frightened and her face turned pale. Her eyes were wide open and her mouth was wide open. Her heart suddenly tightened, her eyes rolled back, and she fainted.

Chen Youtian was relatively stronger, but not much better. Veins bulged on his forehead, his hair stood on end, and he looked like his throat was strangled and he couldn't make a sound. His eyes didn't even move, and he just pointed at the ghost that appeared out of nowhere with his trembling hands, gasping for breath.

Lin Xiaoyue was satisfied that neither of them screamed.

Why are you so convinced?

Just kidding, I really thought it would be like in TV dramas, where when frightened they would scream "Ouch" and then act out in all kinds of exaggerated ways.

How many people in the apocalypse have told the people around them with ironclad facts that the first time they came face to face with zombies, they were so frightened that the sound was completely stuck in their throats and they couldn't make any sound at all.

Because my tongue is hard.

As the ghost approached him little by little, Chen Youtian felt a chill all over his body, and a foul odor emanated from under him.

This is so scary...

Chen Youtian huddled in the corner of the bed, not daring to move his eyes. He stared in despair at the evil spirit that was approaching him step by step, feeling extremely terrified.

Lin Xiaoyue, who was dressed as a ghost, saw that he was so scared that his soul almost flew away, but suddenly she grinned, with blood still flowing from her gaping cheek.

Suddenly, the "evil ghost"'s mouth moved, as if it was chewing something, and from the gap between the teeth, a piece of meat with red juice oozing out could be vaguely seen...

Chen Youtian's gaze, which was fixed on the ghost's mouth, suddenly became fixed, as if he was thinking of the missing piece of flesh on the ghost's face...

It’s really... terrifying when you think about it.

"Ho ho..."

"Bang" Chen Youtian lasted a minute longer than Wanwan before he fainted and fell straight on the bed.

"waste."

Lin Xiaoyue chewed the spicy strips with red oil in her mouth and looked at the two people on the bed with a dark face, her eyes full of hatred.

She didn't feel any psychological burden at all about the fact that it was her second time dressing up as a ghost and scaring people half to death.

There was no one else in the room, so Lin Xiaoyue used her skilled skills to search the room inside and out.

As she expected, Chen Youtian was such a conceited man that he would definitely not give the money to his parents. He would definitely keep it himself.

Lin Xiaoyue tossed the ten or so taels of silver in her hand, and was in no hurry to leave. She smiled evilly, walked over, aimed at the naked Chen Youtian, and stepped down quickly and accurately...

After finishing the job, Lin Xiaoyue clapped her hands contentedly and returned the same way, looking forward to the surprised expressions on the Chen family's faces when they woke up tomorrow and discovered the drastic changes in their home.

……

The next day, horrific screams were heard from the north of the town. It was said that the nearby residents were so scared that they rushed out of their homes and chased the source of the sound to see what had happened.

In Chen Youtian's room.

After Wanwan woke up, she was frightened by Chen Youtian's miserable condition and screamed, then turned over again.

When the Chen family and the surrounding neighbors heard the noise and came over, they saw Chen Youtian's face was ashen and his forehead was covered with sweat. He was lying naked on the bed, gasping for breath, his eyes were red and bloody, and his lower body...

Many of the onlookers, women and children, who were covering their faces with their fingers wide enough to fit quail eggs, followed Chen Youtian's gaze downwards and discovered that the part of his body that symbolized his masculine characteristics had become a ball... in pieces.

The melon eaters looked at each other in bewilderment. This melon is quite big...

Father Chen, who was disturbed, felt his throat tighten and his feet went weak as if all his bones were pulled out. He almost fell to the ground.

Mother Chen was frightened by the scene before her and let out a scream. Her eyes rolled back and she knew nothing.

Suddenly, the Chen family's yard was in chaos.

……

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On the other side, Lin Xiaoyue, who had finished her business with Fu Yi, did not leave the town, but strolled around the streets with Seven Wolves, oh no, the bully of Wanbao Town, Sun Wanjin and his six guards.

As for why he and Seven Wolves came together? ?

This can only mean that when Lin Xiaoyue was dealing with the Chen family last night, she did it too smoothly in the dark.

Perhaps because everything went too smoothly, on the way back, I accidentally stepped on empty air and fell flat on my face.

The fall hit one of the seven wolves squarely.

This unfortunate wolf cub is none other than the chosen one - Sun Wanjin.

Speaking of Sun Wanjin, he is quite unlucky.

After much trouble, he finally stole the jar of wine that his father had taken away while his father was half asleep. Although his father had drunk almost all of it and there was only a little bit of wine left, he felt sad, but it was better to have a drink than nothing.

As a result, he had just slipped out of his father's yard when his father, as if sensing something, immediately roared, kicked the door open, and chased after him with a three-meter-long sword.

……

Yes, this is Sun Wanjin's father, so powerful. For a jar of wine, he would disown his own son and even kick down the door.

As to why Sun Wanjin's father had such a big reaction, it was because there were two minefields in his life that he could not step on, one was his wife, and the other was drinking.

Ever since Sun Wanjin was born, his father has warned him countless times not to touch his wife and wine. If these two things go wrong, even his own son will be in danger of death.