Others are fleeing famine, but I am a salted fish
Chapter 203 The Desperate Two-legged Beast
Lin Xiaoyue didn't wait for her and Niu Shiba to finish seeing each other off, and waved to interrupt, "Please, stop talking nonsense, okay, after we throw you two away, Niu and Mule will pass by, can't we wait until they pass by to embrace passionately?"
Ga?
Chun Xing and Doctor Qiao were both stunned. They looked at Lin Xiaoyue with their big eyes. Did they hear it wrong? Throwing cows and mules over as well? Didn't they just give up? Were they sure they heard it right?
Seeing the same dumbfounded expressions on the grandfather and grandson's faces, Lin Xiaoyue stretched her arms and urged them again, "Hurry up, don't delay. After you two go over, you have to ask everyone to pile up the dead branches and grass nearby to act as a cushion for the two animals. This will save the animals from being so heavy. The weight they will hit the ground when thrown over is no joke. If you don't prepare for the cushion, the animals' legs and feet will probably get hurt."
This time, the grandparents were sure that Lin Xiaoyue had no intention of abandoning the livestock, and they even made preparations in advance to prevent the livestock from getting injured after they passed through.
Cows, real cows.
They admired him.
Seeing others being tossed around by Lin Xiaoyue like chickens, it felt so easy and effortless.
But when it was really his turn, Dr. Qiao felt his eyes blurred and his body was thrown out uncontrollably...
I truly experienced the thrill of having a person flying in front and a soul chasing behind.
Ugh, that wind-like feeling in his heart.
It was not until he was supported by several men opposite and his feet were firmly on the ground that Dr. Qiao, still in shock, covered his pounding heart and trembled with his legs for a long time before he recovered.
After Chun Xing and Doctor Qiao recovered from the thrilling "high-altitude flight", they began to call on everyone to harvest the dead grass around them and pile up large haystacks half a person's height to serve as cushions.
Lin Xiaoyue on the cliff slowly stood up from the ground, clapped her hands, pulled the donkey's reins, and patted its silly head, "Hey, buddy, it's your turn. If you want to have a chance to have a snack later, you better behave yourself now and don't kick your legs.
Come on, come on, do you see the other side? We are waiting for you. "
Mule: ...Don't pay attention to me, what are you doing? I don't want to, I won't do it. Let go of the mule, someone is trying to murder the mule, come and save the mule!
Lin Xiaoyue just felt that the mule's neighing was too loud, and it kept kicking its limbs, trying to break free from the reins in her hands. She felt the blue veins on her forehead throbbing.
He raised his palm and smashed it towards the mule's head. With a loud slap, the mule, which had been screaming, immediately became obedient. However, its big watery eyes blinked at Lin Xiaoyue with aggrieved look, and the grievance in its eyes was self-evident.
Lin Xiangyue held his forehead in silence. It was said that after the founding of the country, no spirits were allowed. Could it be that this mule had quietly become a spirit?
Oh, no, this is not after the founding of the People's Republic of China. This is another dimension and has nothing to do with the founding of the People's Republic of China. She was really confused by the heat of the moment. What was she talking to a broken mule? Fortunately, no one else saw it. It was so embarrassing.
"Mule, are you ready?"
Mule: ...Two-legged beast, what are you saying? I don't know, I don't understand, don't talk to me.
The next moment, people on the other side of the cliff saw that Lin Xiaoyue lowered her body, exerted force with both hands, and easily lifted up the 300-kilogram mule.
Then, when the mule was terrified, kicking its four hooves wildly in the air and not knowing what to do, Lin Xiaoyue threw it hard, and the mule flew straight towards everyone...
They were simply scared to death.
Mule: Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper…
Everyone: ...They didn’t understand, but they felt the insults were quite dirty.
Mule: Go away, go away, you cruel and crazy two-legged beasts, you have no respect for mules, you don't even ask me if I am willing or not, you just throw me here... You have absolutely no respect for the rights of mules...
Lin Xiaoyue clapped her hands and swung her arms. Very good, one has passed, now let the other one come.
ox:……
So, under Lin Xiaoyue's clever operation, a mule and a cow experienced the "flying" experience that no other mules and cows had ever experienced in their lives.
It's enough for an ox or a mule to brag about for a lifetime.
Mule: Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper…
Cow: Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo…
Everyone: You curse so badly, aren’t you afraid that she will come and kill you? ? ? ? ?
Mule: Whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper, whisper…
Cow: Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo…
Everyone:...
Forget it, never mind. They must be scared enough, so just let them vent.
Then he threw the ox weighing nearly 1000 kilograms over. Lin Xiaoyue shook her arms and felt that she had really put in a lot of effort this time, as the ox was really heavy.
However, it's all over, and she's the only one left here. She can't just throw herself over there.
Lin Xiaoyue looked around, found a longer bamboo, and broke it with a "click".
The group of people on the opposite side just managed to lift the cow, whose three souls and seven spirits had disappeared, out of the pile of grass. After checking the cow to make sure it was not injured, they turned around and saw Lin Xiaoyue holding a bamboo pole and starting to run.
Amid the exclamations of the crowd, Lin Xiaoyue's thin and skinny figure rushed to the edge of the cliff as fast as lightning, placed one end of the bamboo trunk against a protruding rock on the edge of the cliff, and pushed hard.
In an instant, the whole person was like an arrow shot from a bow. Under the astonished gaze of everyone, he miraculously soared into the air, transformed into a flying eagle with spread wings, and soared into the sky...
Everyone was amazed at Lin Xiaoyue's amazing move and worried for her. When Lin Xiaoyue flew into the air, Miao's blood rushed to her head. After a shrill scream, her eyes rolled back and she fainted.
When Chun Xing pinched Miao's Ren Zhong hard and she slowly woke up, all that echoed in her ears were the excited screams and cheers that rose to the sky.
Lin Xiaoyue has successfully reached the side of the cliff. With her own strength, she has enabled the entire team to successfully fly over the more than ten-meter-long chasm without any casualties.
"Lin Sanya, come here."
The first thing Miao saw when she woke up was Lin Xiaoyue, who was surrounded by a crowd. She didn't have the ecstatic excitement of the others. Instead, she pushed away the people who blocked her way with anger. Her eyebrows were raised and she rushed into the crowd with a roar. She twisted Lin Xiaoyue's ear with one hand and yelled fiercely, "Why are you crazy? What are you proud of? Who do you think you are? Lin Sanya, you are just an ordinary person, an ordinary person."
Miao rushed into the crowd unexpectedly and yelled at Lin Xiaoyue at the top of her voice.
The crowd's joyful laughter and praise came to an abrupt end at Miao's sudden outburst.
As if they couldn't believe it, everyone's face changed several times, and they all looked at the mother and daughter with puzzled expressions.
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