Siheyuan: Fighting against Japanese Aggression in Beijing
Chapter 66 Educating the Idiot
"Yes, my master is right. Did you ever think about my feelings when you hit me?" Xu Damao said indignantly.
"Isn't it because you are so mean?" Sha Zhu said unwillingly.
"I'm a bad mouth? This is all your fault. Think about it, at the beginning, did I take the initiative to cause trouble to you? Did I take the initiative to provoke you? It was you who hit me first, and then I retaliated. Can't I take advantage of you with my mouth just because I can't beat you?" Xu Damao said aggrievedly.
She looked like a young wife who had been abandoned. She felt so wronged that she even felt embarrassed to see Sha Zhu.
"Haha, so Chef He, have you realized your mistake? Apart from Yi Zhonghai, is there anyone in this courtyard that you have not provoked? Oh, that excludes the Jia family and your dear grandmother." Li Kangri asked.
"This..." Sha Zhu scratched his head and said, "Really not."
"Haha, so! With so many people in this courtyard, is it true that no one noticed that Yi Zhonghai ruined your blind date? Is it true that no one can see that Yi Zhonghai is plotting against you?" Li Kangri asked, "But did anyone remind you? No, why? That's because other people have been bullied by you, and they wish you would be wiped out, wish you would suffer, and even worse, wish you would die."
"Master, you said it very well. Shazhu deserves it. He really deserves it." Xu Damao said with empathy.
After hearing what Li Kangri said, Sha Zhu began to think seriously.
After a long time, Sha Zhu said to Xu Damao, "Xu Damao, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I apologize for hitting you before."
"Silly Zhu, you..." Xu Damao said in shock, "I won't accept it. I will step on you at least five times, five times, five times, and make you despair five times before I say anything else."
"Haha, that's right, Damao, it's a great help to admit your mistakes and improve yourself, I think..." Li Kangri said.
"Okay, if you step on me five times, I will never fight back." said Sha Zhu.
"Really?" Xu Damao questioned, but soon he added, "In half a year, I will trample you under my feet openly and squarely, and I don't want you to give in."
"It's up to you!" said Sha Zhu.
"Okay, then it's settled. In half a year, Damao, you will step on Chef He. But before that, I hope you guys will stop making trouble, okay?" Li Kangri said to Xu Damao.
"Okay!" said Xu Damao.
"What about you, Chef He?"
"I have no objection. Even if he provokes me in the future, I won't do it."
"Then it's happily decided." Li Kangri said with a smile.
"Xiao Li, what should I do? I really want to beat Yi Zhonghai up and ask him why? Why did he treat me like this? When I came back to the hospital today, he was still comforting me and looked like nothing had happened." Sha Zhu asked.
"Haha, beating him up is good for venting your anger, but it doesn't make much sense. Just like me, I can crush you to death with my backhand, but why didn't I crush you the first time? So, do you think it's better for me to beat you up? Or should I ask you to earn two years' salary for me?" Li Kangri guided.
"I'd rather you beat me up!" said Sha Zhu.
"That's it. You need to use your brain to do things. What does Yi Zhonghai care about?" Li Kangri asked.
"what?"
"Hey, Shazhu, you are a waste. Yi Zhonghai cares most about face and retirement." Xu Damao reminded.
"so what should I do?"
"It depends on what you want. Tell me what you are going to do in the future? Will you get married? Do you want to get rid of Yi Zhonghai? Or do you simply want to vent your anger?" Li Kangri asked.
"I will definitely marry a wife. As for Yi Zhonghai, the worst that can happen is I will just stop associating with him in the future." Sha Zhu said.
"Hahaha, Chef He, you are too naive. The tree wants to be still but the wind does not stop. Do you think you can stop interacting with her?" Li Kangri laughed. "You don't want Widow Qin to go to your house to look for pants, but she still goes there. Can you stop her?"
"Well, what should we do?" Sha Zhu asked anxiously.
"There are many ways. The best way is for you to leave this yard and come back when your son is twenty years old," said Li Kangri.
"Why? I won't leave! Is there any other way?"
"Yes, but I'm afraid you can't do it. You're not cruel enough, and you're not a bad person enough. If you use half of the skills you used to deal with Xu Damao, it's not impossible!"
"I can!"
"Really?" Li Kangri asked with a smile.
"real!"
"Let me make this clear first. I'll only give you one chance to help you. If you miss it, I'll never help you again." Li Kangri reminded.
"Well..." Sha Zhu hesitated for a while and said, "Okay, tell me, what should I do?"
"Haha, don't worry, just listen to me. I guarantee you'll find a beautiful wife in half a year. But my matchmaking fee is very high. Are you willing?"
"How many?"
"Two thousand!" Li Kangri blurted out.
"what?"
Several people in the room screamed at the same time.
"Xiao Li, even if you sell me I don't even have two thousand. If you don't want to help me just say so." Sha Zhu said with an unpleasant expression.
"Haha, you don't have to pay for this. Just listen to me and someone will pay for it." Li Kangri said mysteriously.
"You're not kidding, are you?" Sha Zhu said in disbelief.
"You don't have to pay for it anyway, just listen."
"Okay! Then tell me, what should I do?" asked Sha Zhu.
"How about this, let's do a fortune telling first to calculate your future fate." Li Kangri said, "It's only one hundred yuan each time, so you don't have to pay. I can't keep fortune telling for nothing. I have to support my family, too. Look, my sister has lost weight."
"Puchi!" Lou Xiao'e covered her mouth and laughed.
Qinghe smiled and hit her brother.
Sha Zhu looked nonchalant, as he didn't have to come up with any ideas anyway, so he started thinking about words, "I'm very angry right now, so I'll try the word anger!" As he said that, Sha Zhu wrote a word on the table.
"Haha, the word anger. Hey, Chef He, your fate is really rough! But this word anger is a true reflection of you."
"Ah! Am I serious? Tell me quickly." Sha Zhu said anxiously.
If you break down the word “anger”, the top part is “slave” and the bottom part is “heart”. A person who cannot control his emotions can easily become a slave to his heart, so this word is warning you to control your emotions in the future.
"anything else?"
“Look, if you look at the word ‘slave’ separately, it’s ‘you’ and ‘nu’, read from right to left. ‘another nu’ means another woman will appear in your life soon. And under this word is the word ‘heart’, which means this woman was brought to you by someone who wants to enslave you.” Li Kangri said.
"No way, I don't believe it!" said Sha Zhu.
"Shazhu, you don't believe it but I do. My master made a mistake that time. Was there anything wrong with the test I gave you last time?" Xu Damao said on the platform.
Now his master is the god in his heart, and he will never allow anyone to question him.
"I just don't believe it. Last time, maybe it was just a coincidence." Sha Zhu retorted.
"Chef He, it doesn't matter. We just have to wait and see. But I remind you again that you should learn to use your brain when dealing with Yi Zhonghai in the future. As for that widow, it's best to ignore her and don't touch her. If you can, be ruthless, like you did to Xu Damao before. Try to use force if you can. Some dogs can't be driven away without being beaten."
"I understand. Should we start looking for my wife now?" asked Sha Zhu.
"After the New Year, I'll find one for you after I get married. Don't worry, if you listen to me and can't find a wife, I'll give you this yard for free."
"I've remembered it!" Sha Zhu said happily.
You'll Also Like
-
Super God Academy: Kabuto
Chapter 219 7 hours ago -
The Little Fox's Immortal Cultivation Encyclopedia
Chapter 88 7 hours ago -
A Compendium of One Hundred Demons: My Path to Immortality in a World of Demons and Monsters
Chapter 83 7 hours ago -
Douluo Continent: I came from Demon Slayer!
Chapter 76 7 hours ago -
Super God Academy: The Stranger
Chapter 250 7 hours ago -
Primordial Era: All-Conceptual-Level Weapon Forging, Whoever Uses It Will Die.
Chapter 118 7 hours ago -
Quick Transmigration: Cannon Fodder's Daily Rise to Power and Face-Slapping
Chapter 406 7 hours ago -
Beast Taming Mad Concubine: The Useless Young Lady is Back!
Chapter 715 7 hours ago -
So what if she's an ordinary girl? She still gets her older brother to fight for the top spot o
Chapter 461 7 hours ago -
I cultivate the Chaos Technique
Chapter 203 7 hours ago