Tree Hole Self-Rescue Guide

Ding Dong, I have a secret...

A familiar song sounded, and the transparent dumpling who was queuing to buy a drink paused, and sighed that he didn't know when he could hear this music again. He didn't know whether his electronic pickled mustard tuber would become a crazy paid program in 20 years, and he completely forgot what form he would take in his next life.

I took the coins distributed by the ghost messenger and put them into the gray vending machine, waiting to be assigned the next life. The white ball in front of me turned around and spoke with a drink in hand.

"Sister, I'm leaving first. Hurry up, let's try to meet soon." After saying that, she took a bite of the drink in her hand and drank it. The transparent drink bag she was holding gradually dissipated into the air with the remaining liquid, and turned into a wisp of black air and returned to the vending machine. The white ball was pulled by a thin line and followed stupidly to cross the river.

The transparent dumpling nodded stiffly and responded politely: See you again if we are destined to meet. In his heart, he was saying that it would be better if we didn't meet. The coin had already been swallowed into the vending machine, but the sound of the drink falling could not be heard. The transparent dumpling was about to take a step back and shake the machine, but he didn't expect that the machines in the underworld also liked to have a malfunction. Before he could put his hand on the dust-covered machine, a scream came from the team on the left.

"Ahhh, who the hell violated the Heavenly Rules? Why is the machine out of service? I haven't even put in the coin yet. The auspicious time I asked the master to calculate for me is about to arrive, ahhh..." The white ball turned red in an instant, and his ghost eyes rolled up. It was unknown what he was thinking about, and the color gradually faded. He slipped to the door to find the ghost messenger to report the situation.

The news instantly ignited the long line like a storm, and the dumplings pulled by the thin line were in an orderly manner, starting a new life like dumplings. When the dumplings in the back heard the news, they gradually became agitated, and the brave ones rushed to the group of stupid dumplings, ready to grab the line and get a good birth. However, they were bounced into the air by golden lights, and their souls flew away. A free fireworks show kicked off.

The Black and White Impermanence, who had just completed today's KPI and were preparing to have a midnight snack, had not yet walked out of the gate of the underworld when they were called to the hall to maintain order by the ghost messenger who came hurriedly to report the abnormal situation.

“If you want to steal something that doesn’t belong to you, it depends on whether you have the fate to do so.” Hei Wuchang looked at the resentment in the air that could not dissipate for a long time, and pointed his finger to the Wangchuan River. The calm water surface became active, and the evil ghosts burped and returned to the surface of the water one by one.

"Just queue up honestly. Maybe the higher-ups will let you be reborn into a good family because of your good behavior. Look at what happened to those people. If you make trouble, their opportunities will be randomly assigned to you." Bai Wuchang arrived late, yawning.

The dumplings thought about it and gradually calmed down. But there were always some troublemakers who liked to steal other people's things and take advantage of them. They quietly rushed among the dumplings and ignited the atmosphere. Chaos began again. The ghost officials who were busy catching those troublemakers saw the golden light annihilate all the dumplings, and the team calmed down again.

Giving a slap in the face and then giving a sweet date really works most of the time.

Amidst the chaos, a golden light carrying a gray ball rushed straight towards the transparent ball and then disappeared into the hall.

Black and White Impermanence learned the basic situation on their way here and knew they couldn't solve it, so they asked Ox-Head and Horse-Face to get reinforcements.

"Where is Meng Po? Where else is she going if she is not in the monitoring room?" Bai Wuchang asked the ghost guarding the hall.

Hei Wuchang took out his phone and checked the surveillance footage in the hall, but there was no surveillance video for nearly a month, and black air was coming out.

The ghost messenger in the monitoring room said that he reported the situation to Meng Po a month ago, but the officials in the underworld were on business trips and did not approve it. And it is not usually used.

Bai Wuchang patted Lao Hei's shoulder to disperse the evil spirit, put his hand on Hei Wuchang's shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "Don't be angry, there will always be a way out when the car reaches the mountain. Such a big thing has happened, that master should wake up."

"Old Bai, Meng Po has recently taken a fancy to milk tea in the human world. She thinks it is profitable and easy to do, so she became an apprentice to her. I went to try it yesterday and it was quite delicious. Why don’t you order a few cups too?" In the distance, a golden ball was holding a speaker in one hand and an apple in the other. He took a bite and threw it into the hall.

A black figure chased Apple and made a path leading directly to the hall. Jin Tuanzi led the trembling Ox-Headed Horse-Faced Demon behind him. The leader walked to the front of the hall, looking left and right as if inspecting the work, and patted the big dog that was staring at Tuanzi with shining eyes. He made the dog lie down, took off the drink on its body, and called the ghost messengers to distribute Meng Po soup.

"Don't miss it if you pass by. It's time to reincarnate. This is the latest version of Meng Po soup. There is no need for rating. Just drink it and you will be reincarnated. It won't delay your auspicious time. Just line up in the previous order to get them." Jin Tuanzi directed the other ghost messengers to carry drinks, one person in a row, and get more if there were not enough.

"Lao Bai, come here for a moment. I have a task for you." Jin Tuanzi waved to Bai Wuchang in the distance. He led the black dog into the monitoring room, closed the door, and asked Bai Wuchang to induce vomiting in the black dog.

"Everyone has been attending a meeting recently, so there are not many people in the underworld. I asked the Ox-Head and Horse-Face to check the Book of Life and Death. There are quite a lot of people who will be reincarnated today and tomorrow, and the Meng Po soup in the warehouse can only handle these two days. There are no extra manpower, so I let this dog put the remaining soup in his stomach. You should call Meng Po back when you are done with your work." Jin Tuanzi took advantage of the fact that others could not see his form and proposed the most reasonable method.

The black dog regretted not wanting to vomit, it had already gone into the dog's stomach, and he wanted the dog to vomit it out, if you have the ability, don't let the dog eat it. Before it could bite the golden dumpling's head, it was fanned against the wall by a golden light, and the Mengpo soup in its stomach, along with the golden film wrapped in it, fell to the ground, leaving a puddle of water stains.

The dog howled and complained, but Bai Wuchang fed the black dog a white pill without complaint, unwrapped the film that wrapped Meng Po soup, patted his chest, and said, "The boss is not here, but fortunately Mr. Ye is here to subdue this heavenly dog. Otherwise, today would be a complete mess."

You asked why they didn't ask Hei Wuchang to clean up. Of course it's because how could a person with severe mysophobia like Lao Hei rummage through vomit? Although he has no sense of taste and can't smell the rotten smell, it's disgusting just by looking at it, so he definitely won't do it. Only Bai Wuchang, as a close friend, can come in handy for such things, and the more capable he is, the more work he can do.

In the human world, in a dilapidated yard covered with weeds, a golden light flashed, and a transparent ball appeared holding a gray ball.

The gray ball stretched out its body, and it turned out to be a puppy with a black body and white paws. The hand holding the transparent ball cried. Ball held the fraudulent dog and sat on the stone bench in the yard, waiting for the dog to speak first with an expressionless face.

"Hello, Miss Mo, I am the Gou Dai 666 system. The system has detected that you have damaged the vending machine of the Meng Po Soup in the underworld, causing the destruction of thousands of souls and heavy losses to the underworld. You must compensate for the losses of the underworld by completing tasks..." The dog raised his head and rubbed the girl's arm.

The groundhog in my heart screamed. This is the number one monitored target in the top-secret file. The boss asked me, the number one in the simulation period, to do the task. My life will not end here.

The transparent girl called Miss Mo pondered for a moment and said doubtfully, "I wasn't the only one who put in the coins at that time, and shouldn't the ghost messenger come to me to compensate for the losses? You are not the mastermind who sent me to do illegal work. You brought me out as soon as the underworld rioted. Maybe you had planned it in advance. Why should I believe you?"

I gently scratched the puppy's neck with my fingers. It was such a fragile life. It was so pitiful that it had to work before it even grew up.

The transparent girl maintained the image of a person in her twenties, wearing a pair of glasses as thick as the bottom of a beer bottle, shoulder-length hair draped behind her ears, a baseball cap tied into a half ponytail, short-sleeved shirt and long pants, and a pair of sneakers. She used her hands to prop up the glasses that had slipped off her nose and said fearlessly.

He firmly believed in his good luck for many years. The machine might break down, but if the incident itself could be avoided, it would be a greater sin to be brought out inexplicably and become an illegal resident.

"I can show you our business license. We are truly an underworld industry. Choosing you is the intention of the higher-ups. I don't have enough authority... woo woo woo..." The black dog raised his head and rubbed Mo Zhichun's fingers, communicating in Mo Zhichun's spiritual sea of ​​consciousness.

"Ms. Mo, this mission is not difficult. It is to restore the world lines of each world to normal. Collecting enough causal lines can also eliminate the bad luck curse that is entangled with you."

"Oh, you mean I have a bad luck curse on me, what does this curse do?"

"You should have a very good fate, but because of this curse, you are extremely unlucky. The data here shows that your degree of bad luck is different from that of ordinary people. Specifically, you will have a high fever and stomachache during the middle school entrance examination, college entrance examination, and postgraduate entrance examination, and you will be PUAed when you step on the manhole cover every day... But you have a strong willpower, and you still achieved academic freedom with perseverance."

Gou Dai 666 looked at the system data and felt deeply that he was worthy of being a big shot. He could get a doctorate degree in this physical condition. He should also learn this spirit.

"I didn't have a strong willpower. I just didn't want to find a job and wasn't ready to enter the adult world. I said my grades were usually stable, but I had problems with the big exams. I read a lot of books on behavioral habits and psychology.

You told me that this was all bad luck and curse. I feel that all my efforts over the years are a joke. Because of a curse, I failed the exam and was not accepted. I didn’t achieve academic freedom until I was 30 years old. When I applied for a teacher position, I was blocked by my age and academic qualifications. I have to thank myself for my good fortune. "Mo Zhichun took off his glasses, his vision blurred. In this illusory world, which one is real? If it is real, then is my hard work a breakthrough or a destiny arranged by me?

When the puppy was shivering and preparing to seize the last chance of his life to watch the sunset, the girl raised the corners of her lips and whispered "OK".

"I can do the mission, but you have to make sure I can meet the person who cursed me. I want to see who I have such a deep hatred for. Quickly draft the contract so we can sign and seal it."

"Ah, don't you want to consider it? For example, our welfare benefits and so on." Gou Dai No. 666 was shocked by this sudden change and suddenly gave a kind reminder.

"There is a golden red spider lily on your forehead, which means you are related to the underworld. The business license of your underworld cannot be fake. Black air is coming out. Let's start the mission!" He really can't wait to disrupt this chess game.