The most arrogant in history

Ye Kun was caught off guard and was hugged by the thigh. He couldn't help but feel embarrassed: "Sister-in-law, get up and listen to me..."

Xue Sangu refused to let go:

"Son-in-law, please let Youbao go. We are wrong. You can hit me. I deserve it. We are sorry for you."

Ye Kun was a little distracted, so he took Xue Sangu's hand and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, please let go. I am not your man... Get up quickly."

Only then did Xue Sangu stand up, wiping her tears and looking at Ye Kun pitifully.

"Come, put our son down and wash your hands."

Ye Kun took the son behind Xue Sangu and said with a smile, "Then we'll settle the accounts."

Xue Sangu was in a nervous mood. She quickly washed her hands, dusted off her body, and waited for Ye Kun to settle the score.

Ye Kun asked, "Sister-in-law, are you going to make clothes with these two taels of silver and ask your brother-in-law to help you with the money?"

"No, I just want to... save some money and build a brick house in the future so that my parents can live a good life..."

"What a good wife who knows how to live."

Ye Kun rolled his eyes: "For these two taels of silver, Yourong and Second Sister were both beaten by me."

"Ah?" Aunt Xue opened her mouth wide.

"Second sister's buttocks were swollen from being beaten, and Yourong was beaten so badly that she couldn't get out of bed."

Ye Kun continued to joke and said with a straight face: "Sister-in-law, how much do you think you should hit?"

"Sir, as long as you don't beat me to death, I'll accept it."

Aunt Xue held Ye Kun's arm and said humbly, "You are my biological son-in-law. If you beat me up, we will pay you back and then... forget it."

"Then give him a beating?"

"Well, uncle, just call it casually..."

Aunt Xue was obedient. She turned around and stuck out her butt.

Snapped!

Ye Kun couldn't help it and was about to slap him.

It's so round, I would feel guilty if I didn't slap it.

It is not only round but also very elastic.

"Okay, sister-in-law."

Ye Kun just patted Aunt Xue on the back and said, "If I really hit you and make your butt swollen, my brother-in-law will be heartbroken."

"Uncle, will you forgive me?"

Xue Sangu was overjoyed and turned around to ask.

“What if I don’t forgive you? If I really have to spank you, I’ll take off your pants and do it.” Ye Kun grinned evilly.

"Son-in-law, you are such a good person. I will give you the silver..." Aunt Xue smiled happily and was about to go into the room.

"never mind."

Ye Kun held Xue Sangu back and said, "It's just two taels of silver. Consider it as my money to buy clothes for my sister-in-law. When you wear new clothes in the future, show them to me. They must be very beautiful."

"Thank you, son-in-law. However, I am not as pretty as Aunt Yourong. I am an old woman... no matter what clothes I wear, I cannot look good." Third Aunt Xue blushed and twisted her body.

“How old are you?”

"twenty two."

"That's also called old, it's so tender that it's oozing with water."

Ye Kun handed the child to Aunt Xue and said, "Don't bring the child to play with hemp rope in the future. There are tiny hemp threads in the hemp rope that flutter in the air. If the child breathes them into his lungs, he will get sick."

Workers in textile factories have to wear masks to protect themselves from dust and fine fibers.

Ye Kun’s spinning workshop also plans to provide masks to protect everyone’s health.

"Uncle, you are so kind to the child." Aunt Xue was even more moved and wiped her tears: "Don't worry, after having a treasure, I will never take your money again. If I take your money again, I will not be a human being."

"It's okay, let my brother-in-law continue, but don't let me know. If I find out, I will spank my sister-in-law."

Ye Kun smiled and said, "You take care of the kids and rest. I'll go to the river to see the kiln factory and my parents-in-law."

Aunt Xue held Ye Kun's hand and squeezed it:

"Son-in-law, let me cook some eggs for you. We have eggs and honey at home. They are good for your health..."

"Keep it for yourself, or our son will have no milk to drink."

Ye Kun waved his hand and ran away quickly.

If you are a single man and a single woman, don't get into trouble with your sister-in-law.

When he arrived at the river, Ye Kun greeted his parents-in-law, and learned about the progress from the clan leader Jiang Guoxiong. He then immediately said goodbye and returned to the county town.

Yourong didn't come, and my second sister is gone too, so there's no point in staying for dinner.

In the county town, in a big house on North Street.

The carpenter's shop sent over several blackboards, two feet wide and four feet long.

That was custom-made by Ye Kun ten days ago.

An ordinary pine board was repeatedly coated with ink on both sides, then dried and brushed with tung oil.

A lot of chalk made of quicklime was also sent from Xiping Mountain.

Ye Kun tried it and it worked, but it didn't have the silky feeling of chalk.

Moreover, it is inconvenient to wipe the blackboard, and a wet cloth is required.

The chalk of later generations is made of gypsum and edible starch. The process is mature and it is certainly better than quicklime.

Under the current conditions, Ye Kun can only make do with this.

Holding a piece of chalk, Ye Kun wrote a poem on a blackboard:

“I hate that you are not like the moon in the river tower, which follows me from north to south, east to west, north to south, east to west, and never leaves me. I hate that you are like the moon in the river tower, which waxes and wanes, waxes and wanes, how long will it take for it to be round?”

After finishing writing, Ye Kun took out a small can of chalk and called Tan Bamao:

"Take this blackboard and chalk and send them to Magistrate Liu's residence. Tell them I made them and gave them to the two young masters for fun drawing... In a few days, there will be new things to give to Lord Liu, his wife, the young ladies and the young masters."

The two young masters are fools and can't read or write at all.

Ye Kun's meaning was very clear, it was a gift for Miss Yuejuan. Yuejuan was very smart, so she would naturally know what he meant.

This must be the biggest love letter in the world ever!

Tan Bamao got a carriage and carefully delivered the blackboard and chalk over.

Sure enough, when Miss Liu saw the love poem on the blackboard in the back hall, her heart almost melted again.

Ye Kun brought a blackboard and chalk to Cangjiaolou on South Street to discuss with Wen Axiu:

"Ms. Xiu, I would like to invite you to be a teacher and go to Caomiao Village to teach everyone to read and write."

Wen Ahxiu tried and wrote a few words on the blackboard, and couldn't let it go:

"Okay, Lord Ye. If you can't do anything else, I can teach you how to read and write. This blackboard is really good. It saves a lot of wooden tablets and bamboo slips. Lord Ye, you are really unpredictable. You can do anything."

"Thank you for the compliment."

Ye Kun smiled, took Wen Axiu's hand and walked into the bedroom, and asked in a low voice:

"Ms. Xiu, are you fully recovered?"

Wen Ah Xiu lowered her head and blushed: "It should be healed. There is no redness or swelling, and it doesn't hurt. Thank you, sir, for treating me and not minding the dirty work."

Ye Kun took Wen Axiu's hand and smiled, "Do you want me to check you again?"

"My Lord, if you don't mind, Ah Xiu is willing to serve you..."

Wen Axiu snuggled softly in Ye Kun's arms.

Ye Kun stroked Ah Xiu's hair:

"Wait a little longer, Xiu'er. You are a lady from a wealthy family, and I cannot treat you unfairly. Wait until I take you back and you meet my mother and Yourong, and then we can talk about consummating the marriage."

"My Lord treated me with courtesy, and Ah Xiu felt even more... sorry for my Lord. After all, I am not clean anymore."

"Nonsense! In my heart, you are a pure and innocent girl. Don't mention these words again."

Ye Kun couldn't help but kissed her to seal the deal, then said, "You will stay in Caomiao Village from now on, teaching everyone how to write and read, and how to keep accounts. When I'm free, I'll go back and help you."

"Ah Xiu will listen to the adults' instructions..." A smile finally appeared on Wen Ah Xiu's face.

"Come here, I'll teach you how to make something, and then you go back to Caomiao Village and make it in large quantities for me."

Ye Kun took Wen Axiu and several wooden molds to the kitchen.

The wooden board mold is also customized by the carpenter shop.

In the kitchen, there was a jar of boiled lard and some prepared wood ash.

"Miss Xiu, guess what you can make with lard and wood ash?"

"This……"

Wen Ahxiu had a wild idea: "Does lard taste better if it's mixed with wood ash?"

"This is not for eating. It is for bathing and washing hair. It can quickly wash away the sweat and dirt on the body."

Ye Kun couldn't help but smile: "What we are going to make is called soap. We can mass-produce it in the future and use it to make a lot of money. I will teach you how to make it, but the technology cannot be leaked."

"Ah, taking a bath with lard? Wouldn't that make you dirtier the more you wash? And wood ash, wouldn't that make your whole body...black?"

"Believe me, I'm not lying to you."

Ye Kun fiddled with it and explained the detailed steps:

“First, add warm water to the wood ash, just enough to cover it, and then stir it… Then filter out the black water with linen cloth, and then filter it again with fine sand to get alkaline water.

Heat the lye water to increase the concentration. How to judge the concentration? Use the egg floating method, feather melting method... Then drip lard into the lye water, add spices, stir, saponify, press into the mold, and wait for cooling to form. "

Wen Axiu listened very carefully and took out a wooden tablet to record the steps.

After lunch, Ye Kun and Wen Axiu had already made a copper pot of soap and continued to heat it, waiting for it to saponify.

In order to increase the hardness, Ye Kun also added a little salt.

The spices are the petals of wild chrysanthemum, ground into pollen. Wild chrysanthemum is not good-looking, but it has a strong fragrance.

Under heating reaction, saponification only takes three or four hours. Natural saponification takes several days.

Having completed another invention, Ye Kun felt happy and took a short nap.

By dusk, the soap has been saponified and the process of pressing the soap into a mold begins, waiting for it to cool and take shape.

Because of the addition of salt, the soap has a higher hardness and takes shape quickly.

Just as we were about to have dinner, Hou Qi came to invite us and said with a smile:

"Sir Ye, the two young masters of my sister's family really like the blackboard you made and write and draw on it. My brother-in-law and sister said that the blackboard made by Sir Ye has made the two young masters love reading and writing. I would like to invite you to drink tonight to express my gratitude. County Magistrate Liu also said that Sir Ye must go."

The blackboard has this function that can make the stupid son of the dog county magistrate fall in love with reading and writing?

"Thank you, Magistrate Liu and his wife, for your kindness. I will go right away."

"Okay, I'll go back and report first." Hou Qi left.

Ye Kun looked at the soap and saw that it was almost taking shape, so he took a template and went to the banquet.