The most arrogant in history

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The three members of the Ji family all knelt down, their faces pale, and they trembled and shouted:

"Sir, it's unfair. We really didn't collude with the robbers..."

"Shh, keep your voice down!"

Ye Kun helped the three members of the Ji family up and whispered, "It was me who persuaded Magistrate Liu to come and take a look first. Tell me honestly, is this related to Shen Dalang?"

"Sir, really not."

"Alas, I'm afraid Magistrate Liu doesn't believe it." Ye Kun pretended to be troubled.

The sound of horse hooves was heard in front of the door, and Qin Erwu and Zhao Biao arrived.

Qin Erwu jumped off his horse, limped in, and shouted:

"Master Ye, the life and death of my aunt and her family is in your hands, you must help!"

Ji Congliang was overjoyed and pulled Qin Erwu to his side: "Erwu, you have to help us!"

Qin Erwu nodded and knelt on one leg facing Ye Kun:

“Master Ye, Brother Dalang, Brother Kun! If something happens to my aunt’s family, I can’t survive!”

Qin and Ji Qinnu, not to mention, begged Qin Erwu again and again.

Zhao Biao also came to be a good person, clasping his fists and saying: "Master Ye, Ji Congliang's family is the most kind-hearted people in Guanjia Village. They will never collude with bandits. Please be cautious."

Ye Kun kicked Qin Erwu:

"You look so anxious, do you want to risk your life with me? Do you like your cousin and are afraid that she will be wronged?"

"me……"

Qin Erwu looked at Ji Qinnu, his face full of shame.

Ji Congliang rolled his eyes and shouted:

"Master Ye, my daughter has been betrothed to Erwu, so Erwu was inevitably anxious and said something he shouldn't have said, which offended you, Master."

"Ah, my little cousin and Erwu are already engaged?"

Ye Kun was surprised and kicked Qin Erwu again:

"You stupid idiot, why didn't you tell me earlier? Not only are there your uncle and aunt here, but also your father-in-law and mother-in-law. How could I not help?"

Qin Erwu rubbed his lame leg and laughed awkwardly: "Anyway, Brother Kun, you have to help."

Ye Kun shook his head and looked at Ji Qinnv: "Little cousin, are you really promised to your brother Erwu? Have you set a date? When will you get married?"

Ji Qinnv lowered her head: "Yes, we are engaged, but the date has not been decided yet..."

"It's almost done. We plan to do it quickly." Ji Congliang said.

"Erwu and I are brothers, I can't help but help." Ye Kun gritted his teeth:

"When I get back, I'll beat Shen Dalang to death and say that he framed you. But Erwu and Ji Qinnu must get married as soon as possible, the sooner the better!"

Qin asked: "Why... the sooner the better?"

Ye Kun pointed at Qin Erwu:

"Aunt, don't underestimate your lame nephew. He is very capable. He was the first to contribute to the suppression of bandits in Xiping Mountain. County Magistrate Liu thinks highly of him. If County Magistrate Liu knew that Erwu is your son-in-law, and I said a few good words, he would naturally stop investigating."

Zhao Biao said: "Erwu also has military merits. His family has not paid taxes for his entire life, and he has also been awarded land. When Ji Qinnu marries him, she can expect to enjoy a good life."

"The sooner the better!"

Ji Congliang nodded immediately: "Lord Ye, which day do you think is good?"

Ye Kun looked at the calendar on the wall:

"Three days later, on an auspicious day, let Erwu and Ji Qinnv get married. The sooner they get married, the sooner they will have a son. I will go and explain to Magistrate Liu."

"Thank you, Mr. Ye!"

"You're welcome."

Ye Kun smiled and pushed Qin Erwu: "Take your cousin to cook. Captain Zhao and I will have dinner at your father-in-law's house today. Let's have a good drink."

Qin Erwu was shy and timid.

Ji Qinnu was generous, she turned her head and smiled: "Brother Erwu, come on."

"Brother Erwu, let's go..."

Ye Kun learned a sentence in a very corny way.

Qin chuckled and pushed her nephew and daughter:

"You two, go to the back and cook some food and talk about getting married. Erwu, don't be shy. After three days, your cousin will be yours too."

All are happy.

After dinner, Ye Kun chatted with the Ji family and his wife, and winked at Qin Erwu:

"Erwu, go ask your cousin what she needs to get married. Ask carefully, don't let your cousin down. She's your wife, and you'll be worried about her for the rest of your life."

Qin Erwu had already tasted the sweetness of love, so he pulled his cousin to hide in the backyard.

After chatting for a while, Ye Kun said goodbye and said to Qin:

"Aunt, I'll give Erwu a few days off. Tomorrow, let Erwu take you and your little cousin to the city to buy more things. Erwu is very rich now. I'm jealous that he wants my beautiful little cousin. We can't let him get away with it!"

Qin smiled and said, "I understand, Lord Ye. I will go buy as much as I can tomorrow!"

Ye Kun said goodbye and went back to Cao Miao Village, leaving Qin Erwu behind.

At the entrance of Cao Miao Village, they met Qin Chou and his wife who were returning from buying a pig.

Qin Chou said with a smile: "Brother Dalang, County Lieutenant, I heard that you and Erwu became sworn brothers? Why didn't you take me with you?"

Huaihua also said sourly: "Brother Dalang, the county lieutenant, you are looking down on us."

"Sister Huaihua."

Ye Kun rode on his horse and said with a smile: "Brother Qin Chou once told me that he would give Qiao Nu to me as his concubine, so I can't be sworn brothers with Brother Qin Chou! If you really give Qiao Nu to me, and I become sworn brothers with Brother Qin Chou, what should we call each other in the future?"

Qin Chou blushed: "I was just kidding..."

Huaihua didn't care and said with a smile: "Sir, if you dare to call me mother, I will give you Qiaonu!"

"Really?"

Ye Kun stared at Huaihua and said, "Sister-in-law, if you are serious, let's call all the villagers here. I will call you mom and kowtow to you in person. I promise to take care of you until the end of your life."

"Go away, go away. Call me mom. I'm afraid I don't have milk to feed you..."

Huaihua chuckled, raised the pig-driving whip, and hit Ye Kun's horse on the butt.

The warhorse felt pain and ran away.

Ye Kun turned around and smiled, "Mom, I'll go back and inform Qiao Nu, so that she can be happy too. It's okay if you don't have milk to feed me, I can eat by myself..."

Huaihua smiled and said, "Next time I won't spank the horse's butt, I'll spank you. If you call me mom, I'll teach my son a lesson."

Qin Chou sighed and smiled bitterly: "Ye Kun has too many women. Otherwise, you can give Qiao Nu to him. It doesn't matter who you marry. Sooner or later, it will be like spilled water."

Huaihua was really moved and whispered:

"Having many women means a man is very capable. Even if I give you several women, you still can't support them. I'll ask Qiaonu about this when I get back..."

This time, Qin Chou and Qin Erwu got the real estate from Zhou Taigong and made a fortune, all thanks to Ye Kun.

According to the economic accounts of the Dading Kingdom at that time, Huaihua would not suffer any loss by giving her eighteen daughters to Ye Kun!

Qin Chou rolled his eyes: "Don't ask, Ye Kun and Er Wu have sworn brotherhood, their seniority has been determined, how can Qiao Nu be given to him?"

Sophora japonica also rolled her eyes:

"Why not? Grandfather Zhou even took his niece as a concubine. Before your mother got married, she called your father her cousin... What seniority do women have? If you marry a grandfather, you are a grandmother, and if you marry a grandson, you are a good girl!"

"Bullshit." Qin Chou laughed.

"You... are talking nonsense!"

The couple quarreled and flirted all the way.

At this time, Ye Kun also arrived at the door of his house, dismounted and entered.

In the backyard, Yourong was washing her second sister Youde's hair.

Youde was bending over, sticking out his butt, and whispering something with his sister.

Seeing Ye Kun, Yourong quickly dropped her hand, bent down and half-knelt, bowed and smiled, "My husband is back, I didn't greet him, it's a sin."

Ye Kun bowed in return: "Grandma, you are embarrassing me!"

After the greeting, both of them smiled happily.

The second aunt's sister's hair was still soaked in water, and she couldn't get up. She laughed softly, "Sister, brother-in-law, you are so disgusting..."

"You're talking nonsense, little girl."

Yourong patted her second sister's butt gently, and then smiled at Ye Kun and said, "Husband, let me pour you a cup of tea first."

Ye Kun smiled and said, "Go ahead, I'll wash Second Sister's hair."

"I don't know what's wrong with this girl. She has to wash her hair every two or three days."

Jiang Yourong nodded and smiled, winking and saying, "Husband, wash my second sister thoroughly and make her clean."

Yourong had already made arrangements for this second sister. In the future, she would be a member of the Ye family just like herself.

Therefore, Yourong was eager for Ye Kun and his second sister to develop some feelings.

"Don't worry, it will be clean."

Ye Kun has rolled up his sleeves.

Yourong didn't bother her and went to make tea.

Youde whispered, "Brother-in-law, you are such a high-ranking official. If others see you washing my hair, they will laugh at you."

"What's the joke? I enjoy it."

Ye Kun grabbed the residue and juice from the pounded soap beans, smeared it on Youde's head, and rubbed it gently.

There's no shampoo here, not even any soap.

For washing hair and clothes, the most advanced thing is the juice of mashed soapberries.

Poor families use yellow mud and wood ash to wash their hair.

Youde smiled and said, "Brother-in-law is so nice. I want to thank you."

"How are you going to thank me? Give me a kiss?" Ye Kun was a little surprised.

"Nonsense, I made you a pair of socks..."

Youde pinched Ye Kun with his backhand and said, "Hurry up and wash your hair, brother-in-law, and then teach me how to write."

"Okay, I'll teach you how to write. I'll teach you a little longer today."

Ye Kun quickened his movements and rinsed Youde's hair with clean water.

Then wipe off the water with a dry cloth and comb it with a comb.

"Second sister, you are becoming more and more beautiful."

"Nonsense, you can be beautiful just by washing your hair? Teach me how to write. I'll get the brush and the wooden board."

Youde twisted his butt and ran away.

After taking a sip of tea, Ye Kun taught Youde how to write in Yourong's bedroom.

It was still the same as before, Youde stood in front and Ye Kun stood behind, holding her hand and writing stroke by stroke.

Today, Youde learned to write his brother-in-law Ye Kun's name.

Soon, the entire wooden board was filled with writing.

"Brother-in-law, when can I write down the names of everyone in our workshop?"

"My second sister is so smart, it will only take half a year."

Ye Kun suddenly thought of Wen Axiu and said with a smile:

"By the way, I found a great teacher for you, a young lady. In a couple of days, have her come over to teach you how to read, write, and keep accounts."

"Settling accounts?"

Youde was suddenly startled and turned around.

"What's wrong, second sister?"

Youde thought for a moment, leaned close to Ye Kun's ear, and whispered:

"Brother-in-law, I'm sorry. Liu Hongyu settled the accounts today and found something wrong. She said that my eldest brother gave her two taels less..."

Ye Kun frowned: "Your elder brother, you want my money?"

"Brother-in-law, don't be angry." Youde was about to cry, holding Ye Kun's arm and shaking it:

"Brother-in-law, you gave me the responsibility of the workshop. I am useless and can't do the accounting. However, I have scolded my eldest brother, and my sister has scolded him too. Brother-in-law, please don't be angry. Just deduct the two taels of silver from my wages, okay?"