The most arrogant in history

Zhuang Buwen laughed and said, "At that time, we also cursed Xiahou Chang, but we only cursed him secretly. If we cursed him openly, he would kill people."

Ye Kun rolled his eyes in anger: "Then why do you dare to scold me openly?"

"Because you are a good person and don't kill people."

"I……"

Ye Kun almost vomited blood: "What kind of logic is this? I am a good person, so I have to be scolded? Could it be that I can't kill you?"

Zhuang Buwen was very confident and shook his head, saying, "If you kill us, you will be a tyrant like Xiahou Chang. If we die, we will have a good reputation and be remembered forever."

"Deemed infamous for eternity, that's better!" Ye Kun glared:

"A man of great talent has the potential to help the world, but he spends his life in seclusion in the mountains and forests, living a life of drunkenness and dreaming, chattering like a gossip woman, complaining about everything. How can such a person have a good reputation and be remembered for generations? Do you think that you can be remembered for generations by writing a few articles?"

Ruan Xiong retorted: "Emperor, do you think that becoming an emperor will make you famous forever?"

Ye Kun asked: "Suiren made fire, Shennong tasted hundreds of herbs and planted five grains, Huangdi emphasized silkworms, and Dayu opened Kuimen. Can their reputations be passed down through the ages?"

Ruan Xiong laughed loudly: "Emperor, you don't think that your merits and virtues can be compared with those of the ancient saints, do you?"

Sang Buyi said angrily: "Ruan Xiong, shut up. The emperor invented matches, developed coal, made porcelain and glass, and promoted sesame oil. These achievements are comparable to those of Suirenshi!

The emperor introduced peanuts, peppers, potatoes, corn and sweet potatoes, which can be compared to Shennong's planting of grains; the emperor researched and manufactured obstetric forceps, invented alcohol disinfection, sphygmomanometers, thermometers and stethoscopes, and presided over the establishment of anatomical pathology, which can be compared to Shennong's tasting of hundreds of herbs;

The emperor introduced and popularized cotton and invented the loom, which is comparable to the Yellow Emperor’s contribution to silkworm breeding; the emperor opened the canal, built the Yunnan-Myanmar Highway, and vigorously promoted maritime transport, which is comparable to Dayu’s flood control. The emperor unified the four seas and nine provinces, which is comparable to Emperor Wu and the first emperor of the previous dynasty. ”

Ma Zhao, Guan Bao and He Kang Ju all nodded repeatedly.

Judging from the above things, Ye Kun can indeed be compared with the ancient sage kings, and even surpass them!

However, Ruan Xiong laughed out loud:

"Sang Buyi, you are only interested in pleasing your master, and you are endlessly talking. You are like Cao Shang of Song State. You can go and lick the hemorrhoids of the King of Qin!"

"Ruan Xiong, you..."

Sang Buzhi was so angry that his face turned black and he almost suffocated.

Zhuang Buwen on the side laughed out loud.

Ye Kun was also furious when he heard this, and he slammed the table and stood up: "Ruan Xiong, you shameless man, how dare you be so rampant!"

Cao Shang of Song State licked the hemorrhoids of the King of Qin, which is an ancient meme.

It was about Cao Shang of Song State, who showed off in front of Zhuangzi: "Look, the King of Qin gave me a lot of carriages and horses."

Zhuangzi, a sharp-tongued man, said sarcastically:

"I heard that the King of Qin had a sore on his leg, and anyone willing to suck out the poison from it would be rewarded with five carriages. You have been rewarded with so many carriages, so you must have sucked his hemorrhoids, right?"

Ruan Xiong is obviously also a sharp-tongued person. He actually used such a story to mock Sang Buyi!

Sang Buzhi is now second only to the emperor and above everyone else. How could he have ever suffered such an insult?

Ruan Xiong sneered and glared, "Emperor, how am I shameless?"

Ye Kun gritted his teeth and spoke word by word:

"We were originally discussing serious topics, discussing the merits and demerits of the emperor, and expressing our own opinions. I have never suppressed you, and Lord Sang is also speaking the truth and reasoning. You can refute whether it is right or wrong, and I will defend your right to speak to the death.

However, you have no rules, no respect, no manners, just like a shrew cursing on the street, using your tongue to insult the court officials. What is the difference between your behavior and that of a street thug?"

Ruan Xiong thought about it and started to act rogue: "You want to kill me anyway, so go ahead!"

"Of course I will kill you. You are such a vicious and evil person, you deserve to die!"

Ye Kun took a deep breath and said, "Come here, tie up Ruan Xiong and put him in the death row."

The guards rushed in and controlled Ruan Xiong.

Ruan Xiong laughed loudly: "Ye Kun, he is just an ordinary man, if you want to kill him, just kill him, why get angry?"

Ye Kun nodded and ordered: "Pinch his jaw and dislocate it to prevent him from biting his tongue and committing suicide!"

The guard exerted force and dislocated Ruan Xiong's jaw.

Ruan Xiong screamed in pain, his eyes flashing with anger.

Zhuang Buwen and the others were all dismayed.

"Guards, listen to me." Ye Kun didn't finish yet, he sat down and said:

"Put this Ruan Xiong in solitary confinement to prevent him from committing suicide. Make him eat his own feces and urine every day. If he refuses to eat, call a military doctor to insert a tube into his stomach and force-feed him!

Ten days later, he was taken to the South Gate, where they stuffed pig, cow, horse and dog feces into his mouth until he died of bloating!

He wants to go down in history, so I will make him the first person in Chinese history to die from being stuffed with feces. This way of death will ensure that people will still remember him, Ruan Xiong, ten thousand years later!"

When Ruan Xiong heard this, he cried out, with fear in his eyes.

Sang Buyi whispered, "Your Majesty, instead of torturing him like this, it would be better to just kill him."

"Isn't that a bargain for him?"

Ye Kun roared, pointing his finger at Ruan Xiong: "I spoke to him in a nice way, but he acted like a scoundrel to me. Could it be that I can't act like a scoundrel! I just want to torture him, make him lose face, and make him be infamous forever!"

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Ruan Xiong knelt down with tears in his eyes.

Ye Kun was still angry and ordered Huang Ye:

"Write down today's conversation verbatim for me. Publish it in the newspaper tomorrow so that everyone in the country can read it and judge for themselves what kind of person this so-called great scholar is!"

Zhuang Buwen and the other five people knelt down together, trembling with fear: "Your Majesty, we know we were wrong. Ruan Xiong also knows he was wrong. Please give him a chance to admit his mistake."

"Ruan Xiong's affairs have nothing to do with you!"

Ye Kun said to the guards: "Bring paper and pen, let's see what Ruan Xiong has to say!"

Soon, paper and pen were brought to Ruan Xiong.

Ruan Xiong wrote with tears in his eyes:

"Your Majesty, I know I am guilty, but I refuse to admit my guilt. According to Han law, I cursed someone, but I am not guilty of a capital crime, and I should not be choked to death by feces."

"Haha, you're talking to me about the laws of the Han Dynasty now? We were just talking about serious matters, so why are you so stubborn?"

"Your Majesty, you said that the law should be lenient to the people. For the people, they can do anything that is not prohibited by law; for the court, they can do anything that is not permitted by law. May I ask your Majesty, which law stipulates that if I curse a high-ranking official in the court, I should be choked to death by feces?"

"What? You want to talk to me about law and principles now?" Ye Kun sneered.

"It was my fault just now, but now, I am willing to speak the law and reason. Please give me a chance, Your Majesty."

"Okay, let's reconnect his jaw."

Ye Kun nodded and said, "I'm in a bad mood today and don't want to talk to Ruan Xiong, a vicious man. Take them all away and we'll try them another day! Ruan Xiong, don't commit suicide if you dare. When we open the court, I'll explain the law to you!"

Ruan Xiong was able to speak now, and nodded: "I will never commit suicide, I will wait to reason with the emperor."

The guards stepped forward and took all seven away.

Sang Buyi clasped his fists and thanked him:

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for helping me vent my anger. This Ruan Xiong is a good friend of Liu Ai, and he is even more arrogant than Liu Ai back then. But he is also somewhat famous among the people, he writes well, and he is proficient in music. He is the only one in the country who has the score of Guangling San. If you kill him, Guangling San will be cut off from now on."