The most arrogant in history

The Dog-Headed Military Advisor was stunned. He didn't expect that Ye Kun was a Confucian general who could chat and laugh in this bloody battlefield full of corpses!

"Our king... was slightly injured, but it's not a big deal."

The dog-headed military advisor sighed and said, "The county lieutenant wants to negotiate, I want to talk to you alone."

"Okay, you come down the mountain with me."

Ye Kun stood up, picked up a spear, and walked down the mountain with the Dog-Headed Military Advisor.

Negotiating alone often has its benefits, and Ye Kun was happy to do so.

We arrived at an open area halfway up the hill and there was no one around.

Ye Kun stopped and said: "Let's negotiate here, no one else can hear us."

The dog-headed military advisor nodded and said, "Sir, your crossbow shot our king in the stomach, but he didn't die. Do you know why?"

Ye Kun was stunned and frowned, "Could it be... because the ruthless people have thick skin, like a bear?"

There are many reasons why one can survive being shot by an arrow. How could Ye Kun guess it?

Absolutely hilarious!

"Of course not..." The dog-headed military advisor twitched his face and whispered:

"The king survived the arrow because he was wearing a golden armor weighing seven pounds."

Ye Kun was surprised: "Golden Armor, is your king so rich?"

While he was still worrying about supporting his wife and concubines, the bandit leader had already put on golden armor!

Comparing people to each other is so irritating.

The dog-headed military advisor smiled:

"Our king was an apprentice in a goldsmith's workshop. Because he was greedy for money, he killed his master's family in the middle of the night and took away some gold and silver. Then he wandered around and finally became a bandit in Xiping Mountain. In the past few years, most of the money the king robbed was exchanged for gold. He made himself a golden armor and wore it next to his body. This is the most reassuring way."

Ye Kun thought about it and said with a smile: "You mean, you can help me kill the ruthless bear and we can share the golden armor equally?"

"No."

The dog-headed military advisor shook his head and whispered, "Our king has said that if you withdraw your troops, he is willing to give you the golden armor secretly. All the stolen salt will also be returned. With the golden armor, you can imagine how rich you will be for the rest of your life."

"Is it true?" Ye Kun was excited but his face remained calm.

"Really. But you have to promise to withdraw your troops, and you must not attack Xiping Mountain in the future."

"Well, let me think about it..." Ye Kun pondered for a while, frowned and said:

"I am satisfied with the golden armor. But how can I explain to Magistrate Liu? And what about the hundreds of brothers under my command? What about them?"

The dog-headed military advisor sighed:

"Give each of your brothers one tael of silver or one string of money. We will also give another 100 taels of silver to Magistrate Liu. We can also give some silk."

"One hundred taels of silver, I'm afraid Magistrate Liu won't agree."

Ye Kun was still hesitating for a while, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Let's put it this way, buddy, I want these things, but there are conditions."

The dog-headed military advisor frowned: "But there are only so many on the mountain, and there is no money left."

"As long as there is business to do, there is money to be made, right?" Ye Kun smiled:

"I want Hen Ren Xiong to promise that he will pay me and Magistrate Liu twenty taels of silver each month. If you stop paying, don't blame me for being rude. We officials can't rob, but you can, right?"

The dog-headed military advisor smiled bitterly: "Forty taels per month, five hundred taels per year, I dare not make the decision."

"Then go back and ask Ruthless Bear whether he wants money or his life."

Ye Kun snorted and said, "Also tell the ruthless bear that you are only allowed to rob from now on, but not to kill people. Otherwise, I will be in trouble and have to deal with you."

"I will go back and tell the king and wait for his decision."

The military advisor nodded and suddenly asked, "But County Lieutenant, why should we trust you?"

Ye Kun looked down the mountain and pointed to the river in the distance: "What is the name of this river?"

"Whitewater River."

"I swear by the white water."

Ye Kun pointed at the Baishui River and said slowly, "If the ruthless bear does what I say, I will withdraw my troops immediately and give him a chance to live. The roaring river water reflects my heart. If you disobey me, heaven and earth will not tolerate it!"

Liu Xiu swore an oath at Luoshui, which brought about the revival of the Han Dynasty;

Sima Yi swore an oath at Luoshui in exchange for the Jin Dynasty.

So, Ye Kun learned it.

Good people can swear, bad people can swear, so why can't Ye Kun swear?

Upon hearing this, the Dog-Headed Military Advisor was overjoyed and clasped his fists and said:

"The county lieutenant is indeed a sincere gentleman. All right, I will go back to discuss with the king and send the official salt and golden armor to him."

Ye Kun nodded: "After you come, you should talk to me alone and give me the armor quietly. Don't let others see it."

"It's natural."

The Dog-Headed Military Advisor went happily.

The ancients attached great importance to oaths, respected gods, and believed in retribution, so a promise was worth a thousand gold.

Ye Kun swore an oath on Baishui, and the military advisor felt relieved.

After the bandit strategist left, Ye Kun immediately called the Qin Erwu brothers and Yan Liuhai and gave them some instructions.

Qin Erwu and his men dispersed with their troops, drew their bows and arrows, and hid behind the rocks.

Another half hour later, the bandit strategist came down the mountain.

Behind him were more than twenty bandits, carrying official salt and holding silk cloth.

"Military Advisor, thank you for your hard work." Ye Kun nodded and smiled.

"Sorry to have kept you waiting for a long time." The military advisor came closer and asked his men to put down the coarse salt, silver and cloth, and said:

"Here are three hundred and fifty taels of silver, one tael each for each of you brothers. The remaining silver and silk cloth will be handed over to the county lieutenant. I hope you will withdraw your troops now and avoid a loss on both sides."

The officers and soldiers in the county have already cheered.

With one or two taels of silver per person, one could stay in a brothel for half a month.

Ye Kun checked the supplies and silver and asked, "Your Majesty, do you have anything else to say?"

"I have two more words. Please follow me, sir." The military advisor nodded and walked down the mountain again.

Ye Kun understood and followed slowly.

After getting away from the crowd, the military advisor turned around, faced Ye Kun, and unbuttoned his shirt.

Suddenly, a golden light almost blinded Ye Kun’s titanium dog eyes!

There really is a golden armor.

The armor consisted of more than a dozen rectangular golden pieces with holes punched on all four sides and woven with silver threads.

The overall shape is similar to a small bellyband, with silk ropes on the top and both ends, so it can be worn as a bellyband.

Well, a few nights ago, Ye Kun admired Jiaojiao’s bellyband, which had mandarin ducks embroidered on it.

The golden armor was not thick, but it felt heavy in the hand.

Ye Kun is a science student and knows that the density of gold is nineteen times that of water.

Judging from the quantity, the gold is real!

Judging from the color, the purity is also quite high.

Ye Kun put on the golden armor and smiled: "The bellyband is pretty good, my wife will definitely like it."

The military advisor looked at Ye Kun's excitement and said with a smile: "Sir, you should be content."

"Contented."

Ye Kun nodded, raised his hand and said, "Military Advisor, please, I will withdraw my troops now."

The dog-headed military advisor believed it and bowed before leaving.

The twenty or so bandits who had brought coarse salt and cloth were still waiting for the military advisor.

Seeing the military advisor return, everyone turned around and went up the mountain.

Bang bang bang...

Whoosh whoosh!

Suddenly, there was a loud sound of bowstrings, and arrows flew like locusts, shooting towards the Dog-Headed Military Advisor and the bandits he brought with him.

When they delivered the goods this time, the robbers were not wearing armor. In front of the bows and crossbows, they looked like tender and delicate young girls.

"what……"

The military advisor was shot in the back. He turned around and pointed at Ye Kun: "You little bastard, you will be in trouble..."