Good! My stupid son finally rebelled!
Chapter 165: Planning in Advance, Sneaking into Kyoto
"You bastard."
Chu Wan'er was very angry and raised her hand to hit him, but unfortunately her strength was not enough in Ling Tian's eyes, and he dodged Chu Wan'er's attack with a slight dodge.
Snapped!
He also slapped Chu Wan'er on the butt, making Chu Wan'er's face red with anger: "Asshole, what did you do?"
"hey-hey."
Ling Tian smacked his lips and said with a wicked smile: "Wife, don't be angry. If your blood circulation is not smooth, your buttocks and breasts will start to shrink."
Really?
Chu Wan'er touched her butt almost subconsciously, and with the corner of her eye she saw Ling Tian's irrepressible smile. Her heart trembled, and she realized that she was being made fun of.
"You're still laughing at me?" Chu Wan'er was furious and pretended to be angry: "What if you are discovered by Concubine Xiao's spies when you go back this time?"
Princess Xiao?
Ling Tian didn't care: "If you find out, then you find out."
"I hope she finds out."
“You…” Chu Wan’er was very angry at Ling Tian’s behavior: “You are really not afraid of death.”
"So what?" Ling Tian held back his laughter. The main reason he went back this time was to meet Concubine Xiao. After all, Concubine Xiao had put a lot of effort into helping Ling Yu secure the position of crown prince.
It has been said before that everyone takes what they need.
By then, he would have to rely on Concubine Xiao's power to suppress Tuoba Ke. If the Northern Zhou delegation dared to transport so much food back, they must have support on the way, but Ling Tian didn't count on that.
Relying solely on Dongfang Yue and others, they can take it down. Isn't this wishful thinking?
Chu Wan'er was so shocked by the smile on Ling Tian's face that her back went numb: "What bad idea are you planning again?"
"hey-hey."
Ling Tian smiled evilly: "Wife, I think our relationship has almost reached a certain level. Do you want to go out with me and see the world at this time?"
"What world?"
"Just kidding, of course I'm going to teach you Kung Fu."
"You want to teach me Kung Fu?" Chu Wan'er pouted: "What Kung Fu do you want to teach me?"
"Wife, have you ever heard of the Dragon and Phoenix Kung Fu?" Ling Tian gestured deliberately, and Chu Wan'er's face turned pink: "Shut up, you pervert."
Chu Wan'er didn't dare to stay any longer, so she turned around and said, "I don't care what you do when you go back, I'll give you two days, and you must come back."
"Otherwise, if there's a mutiny in the team, I won't be able to do anything about it."
Chu Wan'er left angrily after she finished speaking. Looking at Chu Wan'er's back, he thought to himself, "Little girl, why don't you believe the truth?"
"If this works, I will have the confidence to give you the life you want."
Ling Tian suppressed his thoughts and came into the carriage. He arranged some things for Liu Shiyan. Soon Liu Shiyan turned around and went straight to Li Huatuo. In the past two days, smallpox has been widely promoted.
Li Huatuo also discovered its miraculous effects. The patients have been recovering over the past two days and have no sequelae.
"I wonder what other amazing tricks His Highness has yet to use." Li Huatuo was nervous: "Just a little bit of attack has already reached the peak."
"I just don't know whether this method of curing smallpox was suggested by His Highness or came from the Ghost Face?"
Li Huatuo was confused at this moment, but during his time in the team, he had a lot of good feelings towards Ling Tian: "It seems that Your Highness has no background, so he chooses to swallow his anger."
"If Your Highness had a little background, he would be better than the other useless princes in the court."
"Miracle Doctor Li."
Liu Shiyan ran over nervously at this moment, and the latter wondered: "What's wrong with Miss Liu?"
"Doctor Li, His Highness just said that he has a severe headache and feels a little uncomfortable." Liu Shiyan's watery eyes were about to shed tears. Li Huatuo was stunned when he heard this; "Is there such a thing? Take me to see it quickly."
soon.
Li Huatuo came to Ling Tian's carriage. Seeing Ling Tian's distressed face, he did not dare to be careless. He carefully felt his pulse and frowned. Liu Shiyan was nervous: "Divine Doctor Li, what happened to His Highness?"
"strangeness."
Li Huatuo shook his head: "Your Highness, are you sure you have a headache?"
"Why do you still think that I am lying to you?" Li Huatuo was even more nervous at this moment: "Your Highness, I have absolutely no such intention."
“Alright, alright.” Ling Tian pretended to be in pain: “Please diagnose quickly. I am dying of pain.”
Li Huatuo was sweating profusely and kept asking Ling Tian about some situations, but unfortunately nothing was wrong. This made Li Huatuo wonder: "Strange, your highness's pulse is so strong."
"It doesn't look like there's anything wrong with it."
"But looking at the pain His Highness is in, it doesn't seem like a disguise. Could this be the sequelae of smallpox?"
No, no!
Li Huatuo quickly abandoned his thoughts: "Now in the whole team, many people who were dying have recovered and have no symptoms."
"What the hell is going on?"
Li Huatuo was full of surprise: "Could it be that His Highness has blood phobia?"
"Correct."
"That must be it."
"Your Highness was fine just now, but he became like this after he killed Veda."
"It must be because he saw the blood and got scared."
"Plus, His Highness has been under a lot of pressure since he was a child, so he will feel scared when he sees blood."
"Yes."
"That must be it."
Li Huatuo withdrew his hand, and Liu Shiyan asked hurriedly: "Divine Doctor Li, His Highness."
"It's okay." Li Huatuo pretended to be profound and said, "Your Highness, this is actually a simple case of hemophobia. It's not a big deal. You don't have to be nervous. I'll prescribe two medicines for Your Highness and you'll be fine after you take them."
"Really?"
Liu Shiyan tried hard to hold back her laughter, but it was very uncomfortable. Li Huatuo said seriously, "Of course, but this illness can be serious or minor. You have to take good care of her in the next two days."
"That's natural." Liu Shiyan almost couldn't hold it in.
"Your Highness, I will go and prescribe some tranquilizers for you." Li Huatuo bowed and asked for instructions. Ling Tian acted anxious: "Why don't you go quickly?"
"Yes Yes Yes."
Li Huatuo trotted out and soon prescribed medicine for Liu Shiyan. The latter thanked him and left, but she was laughing in her heart: "I wonder if Divine Doctor Li knew that this was all a disguise by His Highness."
“What expression would that be?”
"If His Highness hadn't told me in advance, I would have been fooled by him."
Inside the carriage.
Ling Tian warned: "Don't let anyone enter the carriage in the next two days."
"Don't worry, Your Highness." Liu Shiyan said, "Your Highness killed Veda in public today, and everyone is talking about your thunderous means now."
"That's good." Ling Tian lifted Liu Shiyan's chin with his finger and smirked, "When I come back, I will pamper you."
"oops."
Liu Shiyan's face turned red: "Your Highness, you are so bad."
"Tsk, tsk."
Ling Tian patted Liu Shiyan's butt with his big hand, then jumped off the carriage and disappeared silently the next second. Although he now had his own warhorse, he could not use it.
Fortunately, Ling Tian had already made arrangements. In a valley behind the dense forest, the skinny monkey was waiting. He saw Ling Tian from a distance and hurriedly trotted over: "Sixth...Sixth Prince."
"Oh." Ling Tian praised: "It seems that Dongfang Yue has trained you well."
"Your Highness, you are joking." The skinny monkey was nervous and led out a war horse: "Your Highness, this is our boss's mount."
"Thank you."
Ling Tian didn't hesitate to get on the horse and pulled the reins. The horse neighed and Ling Tian raised the whip in his hand: "Skinny monkey, go back and tell Dongfang Yue."
“This time!”
"It can only succeed."
“Can’t fail.”
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