After a flash marriage, the abstinent snake husband stalks her every night

Elder Lan: I’ll wipe it!

He immediately sent a message to the other three elders without telling Qingming.

Five seconds later, Elder Lan’s phone screen nearly exploded.

[Elder Bai: [Delighted] So the president won't marry the reincarnation of Xuan Zu? ]

[Elder Hong: That female Taoist priest can make a lot of money from live streaming! If the president marries her, our Monster Alliance’s revenue may increase significantly! ]

[Hei Elder: ...I have watched you grow up since I was a child. Are you finally going to break your 20,000-year virginity? ]

The fourth elder quietly began to purchase a batch of small cradles, ready to serve the president's children who were about to be born...

When Huo Yunzhou returned to the Huo family, he took out the small wooden sword that Song Zhen gave him as soon as he entered the room.

Not knowing what he was thinking of, he opened WeChat and enlarged Song Zhen’s profile picture.

In the avatar, the girl looks to be in her early teens, with a messy bird's nest hair and a face full of pockmarks. She is fiddling with a small wooden sword in her hand.

When seeing this portrait, Huo Yunzhou was absolutely convinced that it was definitely carved by her own hands.

He held the small wooden sword tightly in his palm, as if he wanted to rub it into his body.

The joy in my heart was a hundred times greater than the night I possessed her deeply.

He couldn't even wait for the last two days, wanting to give her everything he had...

Suddenly, his brows knitted together, and he quickly called his cousin who lived in another city and got straight to the point, "Are there any drugs that can relieve the pain of female mating?"

The cousin on the other end of the phone smelled a lot of ambiguity, "Cousin, is it for humans or for female snakes?"

Huo Yunzhou said without hesitation, "Human."

The cousin suppressed his excitement and pretended to be serious, "Ahem, cousin, you don't have to be so anxious, it won't break. As for the pain... let me tell you, my wife said that the more pain it causes, the more comfortable she feels, the happier she screams, and she even wants you to use more force..."

"Is there any medicine?" Huo Yunzhou's tone became heavier. He couldn't bear to let his Zhenzhen feel pain.

"Yes, yes, yes! I guarantee that she will feel nothing but ecstasy!"

As soon as the call ended, Huo Yunzhou received a courier number notification on his mobile phone, indicating that his cousin had sent the medicine to him by courier.

He raised the corners of his lips. With the potion, he could show his skills...

The "spark" that has been accumulated for 20,000 years has finally found its home.

After taking a shower, a message popped up on his phone. It was from Zhou Xiangnan: [Brother Yunzhou, Mengjiao is crying so hard here. Do you want to come pick her up? ]

When he saw the message, his eyes darkened.

Huo Mengjiao once again ignored the warning and ran to the overpass to trip Zhenzhen. He felt that he had to teach her a lesson again!

But after all, she is the sister he has spoiled for ten years... Even if there is no blood relationship, he is more or less bound by her.

Late at night, Huo Yunzhou got dressed and drove out of the Huo’s Manor in his Rolls-Royce.

……

Zhou family.

Huo Mengjiao cried on the sofa, "Sister Xiangnan, I am going to be homeless now. Our Huo family has been completely conquered by that Taoist priest. My eldest brother doesn't want me anymore. What should I do in the future..."

Zhou Xiangnan patted her back gently and comforted her, "Don't worry about the future. Didn't that village girl Taoist priest say that you will celebrate the Zhongyuan Festival next year?"

"what??"

Huo Mengjiao obviously didn't expect that her idol would suddenly stab her in the back.

Zhou Xiangnan immediately explained in a soft voice: "If what the Taoist said is true, you can tell your elder brother about this. Your elder brother knows that you only have one year to live, and he loves you. He will definitely obey you in this year."

"If what the fake Taoist priest said is not true, you can use this as an excuse to fight back against her, right?"

After hearing Zhou Xiangnan's words, Huo Mengjiao suddenly became enlightened. She wiped her tears and sobbed, "Sister Xiangnan, you are my God!"

Zhou Xiangnan raised the corners of his lips and gave her some further in-depth guidance.

Not long after, Huo Yunzhou's car arrived.

The moment he parked the car in front of the villa, Zhou Xiangnan came out to greet him in person.

"Brother Yunzhou, you're here." Zhou Xiangnan walked towards her in small steps.

She dressed up specially today, with delicate makeup like a porcelain doll, her long hair falling naturally, and a big red flower-shaped headdress pinned on her head.

She wore a low-cut pink lace dress inside and a pure white gauze outside. The gauze was blown up by the breeze from time to time as she walked, making the bulge faintly visible.

Huo Yunzhou's eyes swept over Zhou Xiangnan and he said calmly, "Where's my fifth sister?"

Zhou Xiangnan smiled softly, "She's still inside and doesn't want to come out. Can you come in with me?"

"Ah."

Huo Yunzhou took a step forward and prepared to walk into the villa.

When passing by Zhou Xiangnan, Zhou Xiangnan suddenly tilted his body.

"Oh--!"

At the same time, a hidden camera was installed on a tree outside the villa.

Just waiting to take a picture of him hugging her and post it on the Internet for exposure!

This trick always worked in the past because of the wrong instructions given by the Soul Yuan Pearl.

He thought that Xuan Zu was reincarnated in Zhou Xiangnan and couldn't bear to see her get hurt.

Now... he knows that Song Zhen is the person he is looking for, so why does he care whether this Zhou guy dies from the fall?

Just when Zhou Xiangnan sprained his ankle and was about to pounce on him, he moved like lightning and avoided it perfectly!

The hidden camera didn't capture anything else but Zhou Xiangnan performing an acrobatic trick on the spot - a dog eating shit.

……

Five minutes later, in Zhou's living room.

Huo Mengjiao followed Zhou Xiangnan's instructions and complained with tears and snot: "Brother, do you know why I hate Song Zhen and refuse to call her sister-in-law?"

"She told me that I will become a ghost on the Ghost Festival next year! Isn't this a curse on me to die? I am only eighteen years and eleven months old. Brother, why did she say such vicious words? Wuwuwu..."

When Huo Yunzhou heard these words, his expression changed a little.

If what Zhenzhen said about the fifth sister will die, then ten times ten is true!

Although he was a ten-thousand-year-old demon who had seen many lives and deaths, and knew that birth, aging, sickness, and death were common to all people, the sister in front of him was still so young...

Huo Yunzhou couldn't help but sigh. He patted her head and comforted her in a deep voice: "Mengjiao, don't act like a child. When we get back, I'll ask your sister-in-law if there's a solution to this death calamity."

Huo Mengjiao was unhappy when she heard the word "sister-in-law". She thought: It's just an engagement! We haven't gotten married yet!

What kind of status are you giving randomly, brother?

However, she clearly felt that her brother's tone had returned to its usual gentleness. Then she remembered what Zhou Xiangnan said, that he wanted her to return to the Huo family and work with her from inside and outside, and she instantly suppressed the displeasure on her face.

"Brother, can I go back home?"

"Well," Huo Yunzhou added, "Don't disrespect your sister-in-law anymore!"

"it is good……"

Huo Mengjiao hid the triumph in the corner of her eyes and was about to announce her small victory to Zhou Xiangnan when she discovered that Zhou Xiangnan was sitting on a small sofa by the window in the distance, with tissues stuffed in his nostrils to stop the nosebleed.

The most beautiful girl in Kyoto had messy hair and a stagnant expression...

It was not until he saw Huo Yunzhou and Huo Mengjiao stand up and prepare to leave that Zhou Xiangnan suddenly jumped up from his seat like a dying fish resurrected!

She fixed her hair, wiped the blood from her nose, and quickly walked towards Huo Yunzhou, saying in a gentle and generous tone: "Brother Yunzhou, is Sister Mengjiao okay?"

Huo Yunzhou nodded and said politely, "Thank you, Miss Zhou, for taking care of my fifth sister."

"You're welcome, Brother Yunzhou."

Zhou Xiangnan tried hard to put aside the shadow of the previous dog eating shit, thinking that the hidden camera she installed on the tree had not yet captured the key footage, her eyes turned and she smiled and said, "Shall I take you to the door?"

Huo Yunzhou originally followed her, but when his golden eyes swept over Zhou Xiangnan, he saw something and frowned.

"Miss Zhou, your booger is about to fall out. If you are not feeling well, just take a rest. There is no need to see you off."

After saying this, Huo Yunzhou took Huo Mengjiao and walked out of the Zhou family’s gate.

Behind him, Zhou Xiangnan's face suddenly turned dark blue.

"What? A-booger???"