In the famine, she stockpiled space supplies and became a bandit.
Chapter 3 She is much scarier than a robber
Luo Xi glanced at the robber who looked like a baked potato and was drooling at her with lustful eyes, and raised her eyebrows nonchalantly.
"What did you call me just now? I didn't hear it clearly. How about you call me again?"
The bandit leader's eyes widened, and the lady looked even better when she raised her eyebrows.
"Of course you are my wife, my twenty-third wife. Do you think I am good to you?"
He proudly lifted up the greasy hair on his forehead. The county magistrate in the city had fewer women than he did.
Luo Xi's eyes were slightly cold.
He is not afraid of kidney deficiency even if he is in his twenties.
And judging from the situation, among these twenty or so women, I’m afraid few of them are willing?
As a woman who has been in the apocalypse for many years, Luo Xi knows best how hateful such people are.
A fierce look flashed across her eyes, and she walked towards the bandit leader step by step.
The bandit leader thought that Luo Xi agreed, and he was immediately overjoyed. He opened his arms excitedly, ready to welcome the beauty into his arms.
However, Luo Xi stopped five meters away from him.
She pointed to a pile of half-dried cow dung and asked with a smile: "What do you think this is?"
Bandit leader: "???"
Madam, what does this mean? Is she testing me?
This is too easy. It seems like she really likes me, otherwise why would she give such a simple question.
"Madam, this is cow dung." He said with a smile.
Luo Xi nodded: "Not bad, very smart."
He pointed at himself again, "What about this?"
The bandit leader was so happy that he showed his big yellow teeth.
The lady really likes me. She started playing some little romantic games between husband and wife before I even entered the door. How interesting!
He stared at Luo Xi and said, "Of course she is a beauty, a beauty who looks like a flower."
"You have a good eye." Luo Xi nodded again and praised sincerely.
The bandit leader laughed so hard that his eyes disappeared.
Wei Qing, who was still lying on the ground, was stunned. Why were they still chatting? Did she really like that mountain king?
However, the next second, the expression on Luo Xi's face suddenly disappeared: "Do you think it matches me?"
Bandit leader: "???"
"What do you mean, ma'am?"
"It's me who's going to marry you. What does that have to do with cow dung?"
Luo Xi laughed.
I no longer have the mood to talk nonsense with him.
The people who had just been oppressed and bullied by the bandits were stunned at first, and then loud and low sounds of suppressed laughter rose one after another.
Hearing the suppressed laughter, the bandit leader finally reacted.
This woman is clearly playing tricks on herself.
His greasy face suddenly turned gloomy.
At this moment, a little minion said in a smart way: "Big brother... that woman called you cow dung."
The bandit leader was so angry that smoke came out of his head. He raised his leg and kicked out: "I'm not stupid, I don't need you to tell me to go away--"
He turned around and stared at Luo Xi fiercely: "You bitch, don't refuse my toast. It's your blessing that I like you."
"I'll give you two choices today. Either you go back with me and be my woman, or..."
The bandit leader slammed the sword on his shoulder to the ground: "I will capture you and make you the woman of all of us brothers."
"Oh, oh, good!" The minions danced with joy and made strange noises: "Big brother, this is a good idea. We would like to thank you in advance."
They all stared at Luo Xi and rubbed their hands ready to fight.
Luo Xi's eyes gradually turned cold, and he raised his right hand and hooked his finger at them: "You are a bunch of bugs, and you dare to dream in broad daylight."
"You——" The bandit leader's face turned pale: "Okay, okay, okay, you have the guts, everyone, come on, catch her, don't kill her."
He wanted to bring this bitch back to the mountain village and let his brothers have enough fun with her. Then he would disfigure her, cut off her hands and feet, and turn her into a human pig to see how arrogant she could be.
The bandit leader ran towards Luo Xi, holding a long knife and imagining her miserable appearance.
His eyes were filled with crazy delight.
When the minions heard the order from their eldest brother, except the one who was escorting Wei Qing, all the others shouted and surrounded Luo Xi.
In their view, catching such a little girl was like a piece of cake.
Wei Qing was extremely anxious and wanted to go over to help, but he was stepped on by the minions and could not move.
He could only look up at Luo Xi in embarrassment and shout: "Young lady, be careful——"
The little minion was in a rare good mood and didn't beat anyone up: "Stinky scholar, stop yelling, it's useless."
"How dare this woman talk about our eldest brother like this? She is courting death."
"Who is our eldest brother? Is he someone she can just laugh at? Just wait and see how our eldest brother handles her."
However, things did not develop as he expected.
The bandit leader suddenly stopped before he got close to Luo Xi, and the big knife in his hand fell to the ground with a "clang".
He covered his neck and backed away repeatedly as if he had seen a ghost: "You, you..."
Why didn't he see this woman holding any weapon, nor did he see how she attacked, but his neck was cut open with a big gash?
But the blood gushing from his neck stopped his curiosity and he could only make a few vague "huh" sounds.
With a bang, he fell heavily to the ground and closed his eyes unwillingly.
The smile on the face of the minion guarding Wei Qing froze instantly.
how come? how come?
She was just a weak woman with thin arms and legs. How could she kill the tall and strong brother in the blink of an eye?
The other minions were also confused, staring at the bandit leader who was lying motionless on the ground.
"Big, big brother..."
They just couldn't believe that their eldest brother, who had been the king of the mountain and did whatever he wanted for many years, died silently at the hands of a little girl.
"You stinky bitch, give me back my brother's life."
The minions were so anxious that they all rushed towards Luo Xi.
Luo Xi didn't even raise her eyelids. Compared with the various monsters in the apocalypse, these bandits were really pitifully weak in her eyes.
She gathered her special powers, raised her hand and lightly struck out. An invisible energy with a terrifying force shot towards the bandits.
"Bam—"
"Bam—"
"Bam—"
As several explosions were heard, the robbers' heads exploded one after another, and blood mist flew everywhere.
The small mountain path instantly turned into hell on earth.
The woman who caused all this was slowly retracting her hands, her expression not changing at all, as if she had only killed a few ants.
The small mountain path was eerily quiet, and everyone looked at Luo Xi in horror.
After a while.
A man who looked like a butler had a pale face and stammered to the scholar Wei Qing: "Sir, sir, well... it seems that we don't need to help you."
She is much more terrifying than those robbers just now.
If he could kill dozens of grown men with just a wave of his hand, is he still a human being?
The evil ghosts in hell who claim lives are no more than this.
Wei Qing didn't know what to say for a moment.
This was not the first time he encountered such a situation.
This is the first time I've met such a person.
The few remaining bandit souls were so frightened that they began to flee in all directions, flailing their legs like flying.
"Run quickly——"
Big brother’s revenge and hatred are not as important as your own life.
Having lived in the apocalypse for many years, how could Luo Xi let something like "if the roots are not removed, the grass will grow again when the spring breeze blows" happen to him?
She killed all the minions in a few quick moves.
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