You told me this is Naruto.

"In ancient times, there was an unrivaled genius named Yang Guo. Yang Guo had a master named Xiaolongnu."

"When Yang Guo was 14 years old, he became a disciple of the 18-year-old Xiaolongnu. Xiaolongnu's sect is very special, with only Xiaolongnu and her senior sister. But her senior sister had long left the sect for some reason. So in such a big sect, there are only Xiaolongnu and Yang Guo."

"Xiao Longnu was born as beautiful as a fairy. She had never left a sect since she was a child. It is not an exaggeration to say that she was a fairy who was detached from the world. In addition, Yang Guo was also extremely handsome. Therefore, the two of them secretly fell in love with each other as they spent time together day and night."

"But neither of them thought much about it at the time. It was not until later, after they had left the sect, that Yang Guo told his uncle Guo Jing that he wanted to marry Xiaolongnu."

Seeing that everyone seemed to think the story should end here, Wan Sanqian said:

"You all may not know that moral ethics are extremely important in the world of warriors. The relationship between a master and a disciple is equivalent to that between a father and a son!"

"Guo Jing is a first-class hero in the world, and naturally he would not allow Yang Guo to do such an unethical thing."

"By the way, Yang Guo's personality is also very rebellious, he doesn't care about this kind of thing."

"But Yang Guo didn't care, but Xiaolongnu did. Xiaolongnu didn't want Yang Guo to be laughed at by the world, so she secretly left Yang Guo."

"Although Yang Guo is a rebellious person, he is indeed a lovesick man. When he found out that Xiaolongnu had left, he immediately started looking for her all over the world."

Looking at everyone who was listening attentively, Wan Sanqian sighed.

"Alas! Their love was doomed to be full of disasters from the beginning. Although Yang Guo later found Xiao Long Nu, Xiao Long Nu had to leave him twice because of Yang Guo. Especially the last time they were separated, they lasted for 16 years!!"

Seeing Wan Sanqian pause, the crowd in the audience couldn't help but urge him:

"Mr. Wan, why did they stay apart for so long?"

"Yes, what happened later? Mr. Wan, tell me!"

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Wan Sanqian signaled everyone to be quiet, and then continued:

"The reason why the two were separated for so long was because both Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu were poisoned. Yang Guo's poison had an antidote, but Xiaolongnu's was incurable."

"Yang Guo saw that Xiaolongnu didn't have much time left and didn't want to live alone in the world. So he refused to take the antidote no matter what."

"How could Xiaolongnu be willing to let Yang Guo give up the chance to live? She felt that if she remained alive, she would only be a burden to Yang Guo. So in order for Yang Guo to take the antidote, she secretly jumped off a thousand-foot cliff."

"Xiao Longnu was afraid that Yang Guo would do something stupid if he couldn't find her, so she left a line of words on the cliff."

"It reads: Sixteen years later, we will meet again here. The love between husband and wife is deep. Please do not break your promise. This letter from Miss Xiaolong asks her husband, Yang Lang, to take good care of himself and make sure we can be reunited."

Wan Sanqian sighed again.

"Alas! Xiaolongnu's goal is to make Yang Guo use 16 years to forget her. The smart Yang Guo naturally thought of this possibility. In addition to Yang Guo, Yang Guo's aunt Huang Rong also saw Xiaolongnu's intention."

"So Huang Rong lied to Yang Guo and said that Xiaolongnu was rescued by a master. Huang Rong lied that this master only appears once every 16 years and few people know who he is. In order to make Yang Guo believe it, Huang Rong also said that her father, Dong Xie, had the good fortune to meet this master once."

"Huang Rong is not afraid that Yang Guo will find the East Evil, because the East Evil has long been in seclusion and no one knows where he is. Even Huang Rong herself does not know where her father is!"

"Yang Guo believed Huang Rong's words when she said it so confidently. So, he decided to wait for Xiao Long Nu for 16 years!!"

After Wan Sanqian finished speaking, the whole hall was filled with the sound of a woman sobbing.

The girls in the audience had never seen or even heard of such a tragic love story.

One girl couldn't help but burst into tears.

"Wow, wow, wow~ How could this happen? They didn't do anything wrong? Why doesn't God let them be together?"

A girl wiped the tears from her eyes.

"Yeah! I really envy Xiao Long Nu for having someone who loves her so much. If there is a boy who treats me like this, I am willing to die for him!!"

Another girl sighed:

"Alas, doesn't Xiao Long Nu also love Yang Guo? I will never look down on boys in the ninja world again!"

Another person echoed:

"Me too. Compared to Yang Guo, the boys in the ninja world are simply disgusting."

Other boys? ?

Damn, I hate Yang Guo!

In the crowd, Uchiha Obito was already in tears.

He thought of his Lin again.

.........

Mo Wen felt that it was time to show off.

Mo Wen suddenly stood up, and his voice was not loud but it spread to every corner of the hall.

"One lives for him, the other dies for him! What is love in this world? It makes people pledge their love for each other in life and death!"

After pretending, Mo Wen gave Wan Sanqian a fist bump.

"Brother Wan, does this story have a happy ending?"

One smile in 3,000 times.

"What Mo Jianzi said is right. Sixteen years later, Yang Guo found out that he was deceived by Xiao Long Nu. He also chose to jump off the cliff at the same place where Xiao Long Nu had jumped off the cliff that year!"

"Yang Guo originally just wanted to die with Xiaolongnu, but he didn't expect that he would find Xiaolongnu at the bottom of the cliff."

"The reason why Xiaolongnu survived is because there is a cold pond at the bottom of the cliff. Sixteen years ago, Xiaolongnu fell into the cold pond, not only did she survive, she also detoxified her body by eating a kind of spiritual fish in the cold pond."

"In these sixteen years, Xiaolongnu has tried many times to fly out of the cliff. However, the cliff is extremely high, and with her cultivation level of only Free and Easy Heaven Realm, it is not enough to fly away from the cliff. Fortunately, sixteen years later, Yang Guo has entered the Divine Wandering Profound Realm, and this time the two were able to escape."

[Mo Wen's Tips: Slightly modified to fit the background of the Ninja World]

Hearing this, the woman below burst into tears of joy again.

"Woohoo, I knew they would be together!!"

"Yeah, that's great!"

"I'm so envious. I also want to experience such love!"

.........

Mo Wen concluded with a sentence.

"It is a pity that true men and women are hard to be bosom friends. I wish all lovers in the world can finally get married!"

After Mo Wen finished showing off, he opened the folding fan in his hand and fanned it twice.

This scene really captivated a lot of ignorant women.

.........

Wan Sanqian on the stage was very satisfied with the effect of this story.

"Okay, let's get back to the topic. It is said that Yang Guo not only did not forget Xiaolongnu in these sixteen years, but because he missed Xiaolongnu too much, half of his black hair had turned white."

"The Sorrowful Palm was created by Yang Guo in such an environment. Its power is unmatched by any other palm technique in the world."

"In a sense, this set of palm techniques was the best palm technique in the world at that time. Because it involves a special artistic conception, called the gloomy artistic conception."

"The gloomy mood is extremely difficult to comprehend even for the ascetics in the fairyland. Only those who are full of longing and sorrow have the opportunity to comprehend the gloomy mood."

"The reason why there is only a chance, not 100% certainty, is because this martial art also has certain requirements on the practitioner's talent. People with too poor talent naturally cannot comprehend the gloomy mood."

Wan Sanqian seemed to have thought of something and said something that made everyone sad.

"By the way, Yang Guo has one arm. This set of palm techniques was created by Yang Guo based on the long sleeves on his one arm."

"So if you want to learn this palm technique, you must not only meet the conditions of comprehending the dark state of mind. If you want to fully unleash the power of this palm technique, it is best to cut off one of your own arms. Otherwise, its power will only be greatly weakened."

Damn it! !

Everyone in the ninja world looked as ugly as if they had eaten shit.

"Is this a mistake?"

"Yeah, to learn the Sword of Exorcism one has to castrate oneself, but to learn the Sorrowful Palm one has to become disabled?"

"Outrageous! These techniques are too outrageous!!"

"Damn! If I lose an arm but still can't comprehend the gloomy mood, then it's all in vain, isn't it?"

"Alas, the training conditions for this Desolate Palm are too harsh!"

If the number was 13,000, 99 percent of them would be sentenced to death.

The expressions of the people from the five major ninja villages were even worse.

In their hearts, the Sorrowful Palm is not as good as the Exorcism Sword.

After all, the Exorcism Sword Technique can be practiced as long as that thing is cut.

But the conditions for practicing the Sorrowful Palm are too harsh.

They searched their minds for a long time but could not find anyone in their village who met the conditions mentioned by Wan Sanqian.

People from the five major ninja villages now want to question Wan Sanqian.

"Fuck, can't this martial art be a little more normal?"