The conspiracy of the courtyard

During the Chinese New Year, all units and enterprises also took a few days off. Others didn't know, but Chen Ping and He Yuzhu went to work on the fifth day, and He Yushui went back to school after the fifteenth.

Since the first day of the Lunar New Year, the four of them have been visiting temple fairs, gathering on the overpass, touring parks, and enjoying delicious food. They are so happy. At the same time, they sigh that this is life, like a dream.

Several people lamented that these comfortable days passed too quickly. On the last day of the tour, some people were reluctant to leave and dragged their feet into the courtyard, where they saw Xiaohua, the wife of Zhao San with faucets in her eyes.

Holding the child, he said to the four people: "Qin Huairu is about to give birth. The midwife said that the baby is a little big and it is not easy to deliver. Jia Dongxu has gone out to invite a doctor.

Don't go back for now. If you bleed a lot, it will bring bad luck. Master Yi just kept calling Zhuzi, wanting him to help."

After hearing this, the four of them thanked him and turned around and walked out of the yard.

After discussion, they all agreed to go to a nearby noodle shop for a meal, but things did not go as planned. Before they even reached the noodle shop, they heard Jia Dongxu shouting:

"Zhu Zi, come with me quickly. My wife is about to give birth. She is in danger. Come with me to help."

Lu Zixuan quickly said to them: "Just pretend you didn't hear me. Let's go. I'll cry later and none of you can comfort me. You can tell me I have to go see the monkeys and coax me away."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jia Dongxu ran to He Yuzhu, pulled He Yuzhu and said:

"Zhuzi, come with me quickly, your sister-in-law is about to give birth, go and help her." He pulled He Yuzhu's arm and was about to leave. Lu Zixuan in his arms almost fell

This made He Yuzhu so angry that he glared at Jia Dongxu with murderous eyes, grabbed his wrist and threw him away, roaring:

"Get lost! Didn't you see Xuanxuan crying? If you try to touch me again, I'll strangle you to death."

This was a real roar, and it almost stripped Lu Zixuan off. How could He Yuzhu not be angry?

"Xuanxuan, don't cry. Uncle will take you to see the monkeys. Let's go. Let's play with Xuanxuan for a while before going back."

He coaxed Lu Zixuan, took Chen Ping and He Yushui away, and no one paid attention to Jia Dongxu.

After the four people walked away, Jia Dongxu came back to his senses. Ever since He Daqing left, He Yuzhu smiled at everyone he met, and except for smashing the iron pot, he never got angry or fought with anyone.

Jia Dongxu had always thought that he didn't dare to act arrogantly because he had no one to rely on. But who knew that he would become even more arrogant and attack without saying anything?

Didn't Master say that he had taken down the pillar and used it as his thug? Yes, he really did thug me. He really did thug me.

Jia Dongxu looked frustrated, aggrieved and unwilling, and ran home with the confused doctor.

Chen Ping praised He Yuzhu and said, "Zhuzi, well done, your acting was so convincing that I almost believed it."

He Yuzhu looked at Chen Ping in confusion: "I'm not acting, I really want to strangle him to death. He almost made Xuanxuan fall. If Xuanxuan really fell, I would really set fire to his whole family."

Chen Ping was stunned. "Isn't it acting? Didn't we agree that it was acting? Zhuzi, don't talk nonsense. We are porcelain and he is a tile. It's not worth it. Besides, Xuanxuan is fine.

Don't be so aggressive next time. I'm just trying to scare you, but do you really take it seriously? Let's go, eat quickly, and then go home and put a stop to Yi Zhonghai's arrogance."

After dinner, they went home excitedly, ready to meet Yi Zhonghai again. Unfortunately, Chen Ping was disappointed. The Yi family and the Jia family were discussing something important. What was the important thing? Naming. How could they not take a big fat boy weighing more than six pounds seriously? They were illiterate. What good name could they come up with?

Jiabaobao is the masterpiece of Jia Zhangshi, which means the treasure of Jia family;

Jia Dingquan is Yi Zhonghai's product, which proves his determination;

Jia Chuanzong is Aunt Zhou’s humble opinion, taken from the idea of ​​passing down the family line;

Jiawang's house is Jia Dongxu's masterpiece and his lifelong dream;

Banggeng is the nickname given to me by Qin Huairu. I don’t know what it means, but maybe the first thing I saw was a stick.

Anyway, Lu Zixuan was at the door of the Jia family and listened for most of the night without seeing any noise. Perhaps it was decided by rock-paper-scissors, and it turned out that Qin Huairu, who had the lowest family status, won the naming rights.

From then on, another classic character of Siheyuan passed the inspection and was shipped out of the factory. His full name was Jia Geng and his nickname was Bang Geng.

The next evening, He Yuzhu took Lu Zixuan back home to prepare for bed. When they reached the door, Yi Zhonghai stopped them and said,

"Zhu Zi, Huai Ru just gave birth and needs nutrition. Go make some chicken soup for her and send it over. Then..."

"Who are you? Who is Huairu? Your wife? Hold me."

Lu Zixuan answered and stretched out his hand for He Yuzhu to hold him. He Yuzhu quickly picked up Lu Zixuan.

Yi Zhonghai was annoyed when he saw Chen Ping's family, and said unhappily: "You are just a baby, don't meddle in adults' affairs, Zhuzi"

"Who is the adult? My uncle is also a child, not yet an adult and not married."

Lu Zixuan didn't say much, but his meaning was clear. He didn't dare to expose himself too early, so he could only use a concise and clear way. But his pronunciation was clear and there was no lag or pause.

Yi Zhonghai ignored Lu Zixuan and continued to look at He Yuzhu and said:

"Zhu Zi, do you have the nerve to let a child block the way?"

"How dare you order a child around? I'll volunteer to block it. Why don't you give birth to one to block it for you?" Lu Zixuan refused to give in.

Yi Zhonghai never expected that a child could say such a thing. He could only continue to stare at He Yuzhu:

"Zhu Zi, this is adult business, don't involve the children, go and do what I said."

"Even a blind man can see that I am the boss between the two of us. Fortunately, you didn't give birth to me and don't have good eyesight." Lu Zixuan continued to stab Yi Zhonghai

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai had already begun to breathe heavily, Lu Zixuan decided to add fuel to the fire.

"Ask my uncle to cook for you? Sure, it'll cost 10. Do you think you have a lot of face? I'll give you a discount, 20. If you agree, pay and buy the ingredients. If you don't agree, get out of the way. You're in the way. Next time you ask someone to do it, think about the price."

Yi Zhonghai was about to lose his mind, but suddenly he remembered what the old lady said: Patience makes steel, whoever gets angry first loses, so he took a deep breath. Then he made up his mind and attacked He Yuzhu again:

"Zhu Zi, this is the child you raised? He talks nonsense. Does he know how to respect the elderly? I just want to ask you, do you do it?"

Lu Zixuan firmly objected: "If you don't do it, what? Respect the elderly? Are you old? Where are you buried? Your ankles? Are you loving and protecting the young? Are you a scoundrel? Why don't you try?"

Seeing that most people were present, Lu Zixuan pointed at Yi Zhonghai and said, "You big bad guy, bullying children, you have no money but you like to act like a big Israeli wolf, you don't even pay for people to do things for you."

Yi Zhonghai quickly explained: "When did I bully you?"

Lu Zixuan shouted directly, "Say what you just said again"

Yi Zhonghai thought about it, and didn't say anything he shouldn't say, and then he said, "I just think Huairu just gave birth..."

Lu Zixuan interrupted and said, "No, the tone is wrong, the words are wrong, please say it again."

Yi Zhonghai was a little annoyed: "Why should I explain to a kid like you?"

At this moment, a pleasant voice came:

"What's wrong? What are you doing in front of Zhuzi's house?" Chen Ping said, and took He Yushui into the Chuihua Gate.

Lu Zixuan instantly perked up. He was almost worried to tears. He had to hurt Yi Zhonghai while considering the language and knowledge of a 2-year-old. It was really too difficult...