The conspiracy of the courtyard

Seeing that her son really didn't want to continue talking, Chen Ping quickly coaxed him in a low voice, "Son... my dear son... my most obedient son."

[What's up?] Lu Zixuan answered stiffly

Chen Ping said flatteringly, "Don't be angry, yes, yes, your mother is stupid, then can you give her a lesson? I think I must have done more than this, what else? Let's put the other things aside for now, tell me first how Lu Zhihai wants to plot against me?"

Lu Zixuan smiled contemptuously, thinking, "If I tell you, I'm afraid it will affect your fragile heart."

Chen Ping hastily assured him, "I am not a saint, I absolutely guarantee it, and I am not a love-sick person. You know how many people I have rejected. Come on, tell your mother, my dear son."

Lu Zixuan had no choice but to continue [Have you ever thought that Lu Zhihai has money, why does he still ask you to borrow money? And he will borrow more and more? If you continue to borrow, it will be a bottomless pit, do you know?

Do you know why he always tells you in advance that he will come to borrow money again before he pays you back? This is called psychological suggestion, which is to plant a seed in your heart first. When he comes to you next time, even if it is difficult, he will not have too much doubt and resistance, because it has been discussed before. Have you discussed it? No, but you just feel that it has been discussed.

What about you? You will gradually obey unconsciously, starting with borrowing money, which is just a medium or an excuse to get close to you. Then he will perform some seemingly high-end things to make you start to admire him. By then, he has already controlled you, and then he will start to instill his thoughts into you, which is a kind of mental control.

It's like what we called PUA back then, but it's different. This should be invented by the generals to cheat money, but when used on you, it's more than just cheating money. That's why I'm afraid you'll have contact with him.

In short, you must stay away from them. You don't have the brains to go against them. This behavior is very clever and shameless.]

Chen Ping always thought that Lu Zhihai didn't have that kind of brain, so she asked doubtfully: "Could it be that Yan Bugui asked him to cheat us?"

Lu Zixuan was a little skeptical, but still thought uncertainly, "It's possible, but it's very small. If he knows these things, does he need to flatter everyone with a dry mouth? Just for that little thing?"

Actually, I have a little hatred towards Yan Bugui, because in my opinion, he is not stingy, but greedy and extremely selfish. Is Yan Bugui a person who lacks money? No, no matter in the plot or in reality, he is very rich. He has money but is unwilling to spend it on anyone, including his family, but never on himself.

In the plot, he bought a bicycle and a TV, which are big items that most people can't afford. In reality, who would carry all their belongings with them? They only carry a small part of their belongings. So I will cheat him out of his money if I have the chance, but I won't spend this money because I will have other uses for it in the future. Anything else you want to ask? 】

Chen Ping immediately asked, "I just want to know who cheated me and how they set me up."

Lu Zixuan thought about it for a while, and then he thought, "There are not many people who are specifically targeting you at the moment, because they are all planning for themselves.

Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered that I should donate those two gold bars tomorrow to those fighting on the front lines, no, to their families. Let them kill the enemy with peace of mind.

A few days ago, the radio said something about the assembly being completed. I didn't hear it clearly, but I think the only ones who can say that they are assembled now are the troops. I don't know how many families will be broken up. Do you still remember those people who wanted to use force on you? 】

Chen Ping suddenly said, "I was just saying I forgot something. They shouldn't come one after another to cause trouble. Did they discuss this?"

Lu Zixuan recalled and thought, "There should be no alliance, otherwise they wouldn't all be alone. They probably think that there are fewer people patrolling now, so they want to stir up trouble. So, I will teach you a few moves now, you can follow me."

……

Lu Zixuan was panting with exhaustion, and asked in his heart, "Have you learned it?" Okay, just these few moves, practice them regularly, and you should see results in half a month. In addition, you must grasp the position you are asked to kick well, you can't really cripple the opponent, you can only teach them a lesson and let them know that you are not easy to mess with.

Bring the bottles you found and fill them with pepper spray. Oh, now I really regret not studying hard. I don’t know how to make a spray bottle. Damn, I don’t even know the principle behind it.

Put a few more packets of lime powder and chili powder in the handbag I made for you. Don't use lime powder or chili powder mixed with pure pepper unless you have to.

These two things are quite lethal. Lime powder can seriously burn your eyes and cannot be cured. If you smell chili powder mixed with pepper for too long or too strongly, it will affect your respiratory tract and cause long-term coughing. It can only be used in critical situations.

Lu Zixuan was drowsy [Okay, I'm tired, I'm going to sleep first]

Chen Ping watched her son fall asleep, sat by the bed, head down, and recalled her past stupidity. Today was the day her son scolded her the most. Yes, who would be able to control themselves when encountering such a fool? Why was she so stupid? These simple routines, her son had mentioned them countless times, but she still fell for them.

She was thinking about how she would deal with the same thing if it happened to her son. In the end, she came to the conclusion that it was all her own fault. Chen Ping regretted it so much, and hated it so much that she hated her son for not being able to make it. In the end, she even despised what the hell this was. It was really because she had eaten too much Guanyin soil that her heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys were all blocked. Then, she lay down on the bed and fell asleep with her whole world in her arms.

The next day, after getting dressed and going out, I saw Lu Zhihai with a loving smile on his face. He walked up to me and said, "Chen Ping, go to work. I'm here to pay you back today. Thank you. Otherwise, I don't know how I would get through this difficult time. Tell me, why didn't I feel that you were so kind before? Let's go together?"

Chen Ping looked at Lu Zhihai with a half-smile, which made Lu Zhihai feel uneasy. Then she stretched out her hand. Lu Zhihai thought Chen Ping wanted him to hold her hand, so he said, "This is inappropriate. Didn't we tell everyone? We are cousins, this..."

"I asked you to take the money, didn't you say you would pay it back? What? Having a wife is not enough, you want to add a concubine? Are you really greedy? Can you afford it? Or do you have to borrow money to support her? Others work as workers to earn money, and you are really following the trend as a worker. You are really a pure proletarian.

You have to borrow money from your cousin to live. If you really can't survive in the city, go back to the countryside to farm. Your land has been divided, and the harvest is good now. You won't starve to death after all." Chen Ping took the money from Lu Zhihai and curled her lips in disdain.

Lu Zhihai could only scratch the back of his head awkwardly and said with a smile: "I am sorry for making a fool of myself, cousin. I will try not to borrow money from you in the future. Thank you, cousin. I am going to work now."

Without waiting for him to leave, Chen Ping said, "Don't ask me to borrow money again. My salary has been deducted, and I don't know if I can make ends meet with the salary I've received. You should look for a solution elsewhere. Go find your master. He has money."

"Let's talk about the future later. I'm leaving first." Lu Zhihai could only smile and say

Chen Ping felt like she had won a battle. She held her head high and her small chest puffed out as she walked towards the store. She bought two packs of Daqianmen and went straight to the kitchen of the street office. She kept apologizing and thanking the canteen chef. The chef didn't take it seriously at all and advised Chen Ping to think more positively and think more about things.

Lu Zixuan thought for a long time before he figured it out. "Mom, are you saying that the delivery guy only delivers mushrooms? Why does he only deliver on the day of the reception? How did he know there was a reception? If you have a chance, please let me meet him. I feel like this is a bit of a big deal. Why do you always have problems wherever you go? They're all big things. I'm convinced. He came to you because he probably found out about your attitude towards work... Oh... I'll just leave it to fate."

Actually, Chen Ping's job is very leisurely. She is a custodian in the kitchen, responsible for registering and keeping food. Occasionally, someone will directly deliver vegetables or meat to the warehouse, and there are buyers. Coincidentally, today it was the cheating farmer brother who delivered mushrooms. When he saw Chen Ping coming out, he smiled and said: "Sister, you are here today. I just picked mushrooms. How do you think I should cook them? I didn't bring a scale today, so I will use the government scale later."

"It's okay. Please wait a moment. The people from the finance office haven't arrived yet. I'll go to the door to ask." Chen Ping smiled politely, hugged Lu Zixuan and walked out

"How is my son? Is there anything wrong with him?" Chen Ping asked cautiously, fearing that she would make another stupid mistake.

Lu Zixuan has already determined his opinion. [Well, go ahead and tell the guard not to let him leave. This person is a major enemy spy. Go to the police station quickly and drop me off at the door of Director Wang's office. Remember to tell Director Zhang to come in person and not to let Deputy Director Wu come. He is unreliable and brought weapons. This person has weapons.]

[Let me explain my judgment and basis to you first, then you can talk about it when you get there.

First, his eyes were focused when he spoke, so he must be very familiar with this place. I heard you say that this was his first time here, so it is impossible for him to be so familiar with this place;

Second, which farmer has time to brush his teeth white?

Third, he should be left-handed, with calluses on the index finger of his left hand;

Fourth, the left hand always touches the waist unintentionally, always on guard;

Besides, he smoked Daqianmen, which farmer would be willing to buy it? If you remember it, go and have a try.]

Lu Zixuan sat in his own special chair, looking up at the sky. He began to doubt his life. If Chen Ping was not the heroine, why was she so lucky? If she was the heroine, why was there no hero when her IQ was so low? If she was the heroine, why was there only a face? The most important thing was that she was really a disaster-inducing physique. I couldn't figure it out...

Time slipped away as Lu Zixuan smiled at the staff one by one... The subdistrict office is a relatively large quadrangle with two entrances. The entrance is not big. There were seven or eight people from the police station at a time. It was still quite crowded at the entrance. Just as Lu Zixuan was guessing how to catch the enemy spy, he felt a pain in his armpit and a tightness in his back. He was held in his arms by a hand.

"Boy, your mother is very confident in you, so today you will die with your grandfather." The food delivery man had a ferocious face, bared his big white teeth, and lowered his head to Lu Zixuan and said

The sudden change made Lu Zixuan panic instantly [Oh my god, I was kidnapped? Fortunately, he didn't use any weapons, but falling from such a high place is not good enough]

"What are you doing? Put the child down. Tell me if you have anything to say. Give the child back to me and I'll give you more money for your food, okay?" Chen Ping accidentally glanced at the waiter and saw that he was about to strangle her son. She was so scared that she ran towards Lu Zixuan.

"Chen Ping, you bitch, I thought you were stupid, but I didn't expect you to be so cruel to me. Today, either I die with your son, or let them leave and let me go. I can crush your little kid to death with one hand, think it over carefully," the thug shouted wildly.

"Director Zhang, what should we do? Let him go, my son is in his hands." Chen Ping looked at Director Zhang nervously.

"No, he is definitely a vicious and cruel person. Do you think if we release him, he will release the child? He must have a mission here, and we don't even know what the mission is, and how many people it will harm." Director Zhang flatly refused.

"What about my son? I told you long ago that he had weapons and was very dangerous, but you didn't listen. You insisted on catching him alive. Now, I don't care what you think, my son can't get hurt. If he gets hurt, I will sue you. You caught the wrong criminal and let him run away; you caught a fake Taoist priest and couldn't even tell what he was doing. You are a bunch of losers. You caught a shaman and let him run away.

You will just order us common people around. If you have the ability, use it on criminals. You are the same person as that Chen, both are executioners, both have no humanity. The lives of common people are not lives. You just don't care if they are not your family. I am just an ordinary person. I don't know what mission is or is not a mission. I only know that you want to kill my son.

Get out of here, whoever gives you information again will be killed. Get out of here, if you didn't act like masters and chat in the house every day, how could there be so many enemy spies? How could there be so many criminals? You guys are just taking wages and not working hard.

What? You want to arrest me? Fine, I will stand here today and see if you dare to kill me. If my son dies, I will sue you no matter where you are, so remember this..." Chen Ping's voice became louder and louder, she cried hysterically, screamed, and vented...

While they were arguing, Lu Zixuan also thought a lot.

【Fuck… I traveled through time and space for nothing? Don’t I have a few days of comfort? My last life was miserable enough, but at least I’m middle-aged. What the hell, what’s this? Traveling through time for half a year? I rarely even come out of the Siheyuan. At least I can visit the scenic spots and historical sites at this time. Can I go back after I die? No, I can’t die yet. If I die, I’ll lose everything. I have to save myself. How can I save myself?】

[Bite him? No, I only have two small teeth, not big enough]

[Break his fingers? No, I can't hold it with my hands]

[Kick the crotch? No, my legs can't reach it.]

[Fork eyes? No, my arms aren't long enough]

Lu Zixuan frowned and thought, then he got it. He looked down and saw that the pocket that Chen Ping had sewn on his chest was open. He struggled twice, but felt nothing. He probably thought that everyone was watching Chen Ping scolding Director Zhang.

Isn't this just right? He took out a paper bag and a pencil stub, looked around, and when he saw that no one was paying attention to him, he opened the paper bag and folded the two sides to ensure that the chili powder inside was concentrated together. Yes, chili powder, after giving the rest to Chen Ping, he held the pencil stub in the palm of his right hand, held the opened paper in both hands, and half raised his head to look at the thugs who were enjoying the gossip.

Right now…