The conspiracy of the courtyard

Chen Ping was really angry this time, and he had repeatedly touched her bottom line. Lu Zhihai would not stop until Chen Ping was completely angry and desperate.

Chen Ping picked up the money on the table, pushed Lu Zhihai out the door, threw the money on the ground, closed the door, and bolted it. She squatted on the ground, crying silently...

Lu Zhihai was pushed out of the house, picked up the money, stood at the door, stared at the door quietly. He had known Chen Ping was smart.

So ever since Chen Ping came here, he hardly dared to get along with her, but now he didn't dare to turn against her, because she had already taken over the neighborhood office and the police station, so he could only ask others for help.

He walked towards the courtyard door unwaveringly and left. Seeing Lu Zhihai leave, Chen Ping walked to the bedside and asked Lu Zixuan

Chen Ping felt like she had let the God of Wealth go. "Now that he's gone, how can we get the reward?"

Lu Zixuan was very calm

[Mom, you are a natural actor. Do you think anyone can pass on a message to the police station?

Not to mention him, even their boss Lou couldn't do anything about it. At that time, fake Taoist priests were banned by the state, and besides, no one would pay attention to him.

Not to mention him, even if we ask for it, we have to promise a lot of benefits.

He wants to hit a snag, and when he gets bleedy, that's when we'll collect the interest. Okay, let's eat and sleep.]

Time passes, and it is another sunny day.

As soon as Lu Zixuan opened his eyes, he asked, "Mom, you got up very late today. What kind of beautiful dream did you have yesterday? You laughed a lot and smelled so good."

You don't even care about your own son, and I have to find a job on my own. Take off my diaper quickly, I'm almost getting marinated, and you're still laughing? 】

Chen Ping straightened her clothes and said, "Haha... nothing, I just dreamed about eating meat. This bra is really comfortable, it won't twist back and forth, but my shoulders are a little uncomfortable and a little tight. Let's go out to eat later. I haven't eaten the tofu pudding that Sister Guihua mentioned yesterday. Let's go and try it?"

Lu Zixuan didn't quite believe it. "Huh? Mom has changed her personality. How can she bear to eat out? Tofu pudding is not as delicious as tofu pudding."

I went there to ask if there was any soy milk or fried dough sticks available at this time. I was a little curious. Ah… you pervert, you pulled my little…】

"Haha... this is how a little kid should be. Don't have such a sad face all the time. Yesterday, I dreamed about my childhood. Haha... it was quite interesting. Come on, my dear son, mom will take you to the human world..." Chen Ping hugged Lu Zixuan and laughed wantonly.

Lu Zixuan panicked [No, Mom? Did you take the wrong medicine? Why is it different today? Oh my God... I'm a little scared...]

Chen Ping said to herself, "We have to buy two chicks today and raise them to lay eggs for us. With the way we are doing, we will probably go back to the way we were before sooner or later. Besides, didn't you say that animals should eat coarse grains? We still have so much cornmeal at home, and you won't let me eat it."

Lu Zixuan compromises [Yes, yes, yes, you are right, I will listen to you. ]

The mother and daughter went to the breakfast stand as soon as they left the house. Unfortunately, they didn't sell fried dough sticks or bean juice. In the end, the mother and daughter had a bowl of tofu pudding, and Chen Ping had a fried dough stick. The fried dough stick was really big at that time. When they were about to go home, they saw an acquaintance.

Lu Zixuan shouted in his heart, "Isn't that Shazhu? Buying vegetables so early? That's right, there's no evening market now. When he goes to buy meat later, can't we just ask him to bring us two hens? Oh, what's the rain? Why is it so dirty, like it fell into a pile of coal?"

Chen Ping immediately stepped forward and said, "Yushui, what's wrong? Are you rolling in the coal pile? It's so dirty. Go change your clothes and wash your face. Have you eaten yet?"

"I've eaten, and went to buy vegetables with my brother. I didn't pay attention to the road, and fell on someone's coal stall. I'll go home and wash it now. Sister, did you have a fight with Uncle Yi yesterday? That's great, can you teach me?" He Yushui ran over excitedly and said.

"Okay, I'll teach you later. Do you have a big bathtub at home? You look so dirty. Come on, I'll give you a bath and then braid your hair into a small braid." Chen Ping said, touching He Yushui's head.

"There is a big bathtub. My brother doesn't know how to wash or braid his hair, so he wants someone like you because you look good. Come on, I'll take you to my house. I have a lot of fish at home. They were all bought by my brother yesterday." He Yushui became more and more excited as he spoke.

"Zhu Zi, why are you alone? Didn't I tell you to find someone to help you? You can't finish it by yourself, right?" Chen Ping turned to He Yuzhui again.

"No, I went to buy groceries. I was afraid I would be late and miss the trip. Sister, I heard that you had a fight with Uncle Yi yesterday. Next time you call me, none of the guys in our yard are the best. I'll just talk to you alone. I've practiced before. Someone like my dad can probably beat two people. I just don't want to pay attention to him normally. Uncle Yi and Jia Dongxu, the two of them together are not enough for me to deal with. Haha." He Yuzhu said confidently.

"Zhu Zi, we have the ability, but we have to hide it now and not let anyone know. If the problem can be solved by talking, try not to use force. If you use force, you must not let others get over it. This is the right thing to do."

"Besides, I'm a grown man now. If I'm not busy later, I'll go to the bathhouse to take a bath, cut my hair short, trim my nails, change my clothes, and be refreshed. In two years, we'll be getting married, and I can't let the girl find fault with me at any time.

When cooking, put on cooking clothes and a hat. Don’t learn from older cooks. Who says cooks don’t like to be clean? Let’s cook for them to see. We can learn cooking skills by being clean.”

"Let's show people that we are different from other chefs. We have a clean heart, clean dishes, and even cleaner people. How can we get less money? Just by looking at our appearance, they will have to pay us more. Don't you think this makes sense?"

If you don't have enough money, I'll give it to you. You can use the 5 first. Don't be polite to me, just take it." Chen Ping advised earnestly and took out the money and handed it over.

"Sister, what you said is the same as what my mother said when I was a child. Okay, I'll go take a shower and cut my hair later. Then sister, I won't be polite with you. Yushui will follow you first, and I will pick her up after lunch. Thank you, sister, you are so kind, like my own sister. I'll return the car first, grab some clothes and go to the bathhouse." He Yuzhu thanked him and took the money.

As they were talking, they arrived at the courtyard. He Yuzhu returned the cart and left with the clothes with a smile on his face. Chen Ping put Lu Zixuan on He Yushui's bed, then went to get the bathtub, added hot water, and found a new set of clothes for He Yushui to change into, tied her hair into two ponytails, and collected the clothes that He Yushui needed to wear recently and washed them in the house instead of by the sink.

Lu Zixuan suggested that they must avoid suspicion and gossip. In fact, her clothes were not that dirty. It was probably because He Daqing and He Yuzhu were both men and didn't know how to wash clothes.

After taking a bath, He Yushui was so excited that she didn't know how to show off. She kept circling around Chen Ping, turning into a little sparrow.

"Sister, do I look good like this?" "Sister, do my new clothes look good?" "Sister, it's so easy to do your hair like this, can you teach my brother, he doesn't know how to do it"

"Sister, you are so pretty." "Sister, did my little brother pee?" "Sister, is my little brother hungry?"...

(I have asked many elderly people, there were no wash basins at that time, and they were not available until after the reform and opening up. But we have to follow the plot. Everyone has seen Stephen Chow's Kung Fu, right? That was what it was like in that era, with just a faucet)