After being read, the real and fake daughters join forces to eat melons
Chapter 277 Do you love farting?
Idiot Outlaw 6 was anxious all night and woke You Xiaoxia up before dawn the next day.
This caused You Xiaoxia to lack sleep and she was still yawning when she arrived at the set.
Xiao Jiang considerately moved a chair for her, but he didn't expect that as soon as You Xiaoxia's butt touched the chair, Lao Liu started screaming again.
[Xiao Xia, please go and do your work. I beg you.]
[Hmm?] You Xiaoxia was not moved at all. She ate her omelet and chatted with Lao Liu, [Isn't this my task? Why do I feel like you are more active than me?]
[Uh...] Old 6 is stuck again.
Well, it seems that the leader should not get too close to the host. If it binds new people in the future, it must be impartial and assign tasks directly. If they are not completed, they will be electrocuted, hehe!
It was as if Lao 6 had some enlightenment, and in his fantasy of being 'Cold-faced 6', his thoughts wandered happily.
[You've been grumbling for a long time. What are you grumbling about? ]
[Uh, oh,] Lao Liu came back to his senses, [It's like this, we are one and the same, the mission is for you, and it's also for me, so of course I have to help you complete it!]
Lao Liu thought about it and decided to scare You Xiaoxia.
[Xiao Xia, this is it. If we fail to complete the mission, we will both be in trouble in the future! The system bureau will punish me, and it will punish you too!]
[Oh?] Unexpectedly, You Xiaoxia fell flat on her face upon hearing this, [Then let that shitty system bureau punish me, I don’t want to live anyway!]
Lao 6 was dumbfounded: […No, life is so wonderful. You have money and free time now, and you can eat melons anytime and anywhere. Xiaoxia, be good, just live. It’s good to live. At worst, I won’t force you anymore! ]
[Tsk, since you begged me so much, then okay.] You Xiaoxia sat up again.
Xiao Jiang, who had been listening for a long time, was almost laughing out loud. It turned out that Xiao Xia was so good at controlling Lao Liu.
I used to think that systems were all very powerful, just like what was written in novels, controlling the life and death of the host, threatening to give electric shocks at any time, or killing with one click. Now it seems that not every system is so bad!
At least the old 6 is very good!
Old No. 6 felt frustrated, and then the world began to become a better place.
Lao Liu was too aggrieved to speak, but You Xiaoxia didn't deliberately fail to complete the task. They were having breakfast right now. Among all the big things in the world, eating is the most important!
After finishing the omelet and wiping her mouth, she suddenly stretched out her arms, raised them high and gestured twice in the air.
"Swoosh--" Not far away, Agent Xiaoyuan suddenly withdrew the telescope.
What Xiao Xia meant by the gesture just now was... to meet her?!
Xiao Yuan glanced at Ye Yutong who was filming not far away, and had an inner struggle for a while. In the end, the dog sneaked away from the set.
Just as she turned a corner, she was suddenly pulled by someone and staggered. After she stood up, her eyes met You Xiaoxia's half-smile.
"Uh... Teacher Xiao Xia, are you looking for me?"
You Xiaoxia nodded: "Xiaoyuan, Xiaoxia, I treated you well, didn't I? I allowed you to secretly follow me to eat melons, and you used that broken thing to spy on me every day, and I didn't say anything, did I? "
Oops, I came out in such a hurry that I forgot to put it away.
Xiaoyuan suddenly threw the telescope hanging around her neck behind her.
"Don't be nervous. Since I know and haven't said anything, that means I agree. Otherwise, you won't be able to report to the authorities!"
Xiaoyuan was so moved that she almost cried: Look, this is a good boss!
How come she didn’t meet such a good boss!
"Teacher Xiao Xia, do you need an assistant? I'm the first to sign up!"
You Xiaoxia: "...Don't interrupt me!"
"Oh." Xiaoyuan lowered her head.
"So what do you want from me? Let me make it clear first. No matter what, I am teacher Ye Yutong's assistant. I have professional ethics. If, if you want to ask me for some dirty laundry or something, I don't have any."
Xiaoyuan has been working in the circle for a while, and she has seen too many cases of people buying negative information from people around celebrities.
She thought You Xiaoxia was also here to buy some negative information. After all, Ye Yutong and Song Linlang were rivals!
You Xiaoxia: “…” I didn’t expect that this silly-looking little girl is actually not silly at all!
"I don't buy any negative information!" You Xiaoxia said.
Xiao Yuan thought about it and said, "Well... it's not okay for me to be an undercover agent for you. I can't betray my boss anyway."
At least you can’t do that when you’re receiving salary from others!
You Xiaoxia: “…”
She sighed: "I won't buy any dirt, nor will I let you be an undercover agent, let alone a traitor!"
"Oh, you should have said it earlier." Xiao Yuan heaved a sigh of relief and patted her chest. "You scared me to death. So tell me, what do you want me to do, Teacher Xia?"
You Xiaoxia: "..." Am I that scary? Also, who does Xiaoyuan think I am?
"Okay," she returned to the topic, "Actually, I just want to ask you, have you ever seen Ye Yutong holding a courier box that is about this long and this wide?"
You Xiaoxia gestured with her hands to measure the size: "If you have seen it, can you tell me what is inside it?"
A delivery box? Xiaoyuan frowned and thought carefully.
Suddenly, she slapped her head and said, "Oh, that one, I know!"
She said quickly, "Teacher Xiaoxia, please wait here for me." Xiaoyuan said and ran away quickly.
Not long after, she came back again, holding the same box in Ye Yutong's arms as in the photo.
[Old 6, is it the same? ]
「Ah, yes, but……」
But before Lao Liu could finish his words, Xiaoyuan had already run back, and You Xiaoxia also knew what Lao Liu had not finished saying.
Xiao Yuan opened the box breathlessly, and then showed the contents to You Xiaoxia: "Teacher Xiaoxia, is this what you are talking about?"
You Xiaoxia looked at the white, round thing in Xiaoyuan's hand speechlessly.
"This, this is a carrot?"
Xiao Yuan nodded: "The flying radish is spicy and pickled pepper-flavored. It's delicious. It's a magic food for Teacher Ye to satisfy his cravings and a great tool for reducing fat!"
You Xiaoxia's face turned green: "That's it, there's nothing else in there?"
"No more!" Xiaoyuan took out the remaining few and shook the empty box for You Xiaoxia to see.
"These are the only ones left. I have to remember to place an order online later and buy another box to store. Teacher Ye loves to eat this, and we can't run out of it."
You Xiaoxia: "..." expressionless, "Fart?"
"Ah? What?" Xiaoyuan didn't understand.
You Xiaoxia: "I say, your teacher Ye eats radishes every day, so he farts a lot!"
Xiao Yuan smiled innocently: "...This is Teacher Ye's privacy, I can't tell you!"
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