Me and my fantasy world

"It's almost time to go down." The Snow Girl said, and Lingyi's whole body turned into a red ball of light and flew down the mountain.

A red fireball pierced through the clouds.

What came into view was a pitch-black deep pit. In the very center of the pit there was a crimson light, as if it was a roar from the ground. One could feel the suffocating heat at just one glance. There was no doubt that it was a magma area.

The fireball kept falling, falling straight into the deep pit...

"Dark lacquered paulownia wood and the flower buds of Tetasharo, what the hell are these? I have never heard of dark lacquered paulownia wood. And this flower demon Tetasharo, how can you get the flower buds of something that disappears when the person dies? What the hell did this little bastard write!" A hunchbacked old man was fishing by a lava lake, flipping through drawings in his hands.

Because they are sitting next to the magma, there is a strong light source, and they can see even in the dark pit.

It is better to say that this is a deep pit, or perhaps it is a crater, because looking up from this hole, you can see the snow-capped mountains, and the boiling magma has formed a magma pool here. The old man has disheveled hair and black hair that stands up like a hedgehog. His hair is very long, and he looks a bit like a hedgehog spirit. His upper body is naked, wearing only a pair of shorts. His bangs cover his eyes, so his expression cannot be seen clearly, but he is muttering something, as if he is proud.

"Hey, who else but me could teach a genius monster like Xiaoyi, a forging wizard? Tsk, could it be that old witch again?" The old man suddenly laughed.

But before the laughing sound stopped, he noticed a red ball of light coming from the sky. The old man smiled slightly, raised the fishing rod in his hand and swung it upwards. The sleeve-long fishing line was thrown high into the sky and hit the red ball of light.

The red ball of light that was originally rushing straight towards the magma pool was directly dropped onto the muddy ground behind the old man by this pull. Then the ball of light shattered, and the petite figure of Lingyi came into view, still coughing uncontrollably.

"Yan, Uncle Yan..." Lingyi endured the discomfort in his lungs and greeted the old man.

"Hey, little bastard, why are you here so early today?" The old man smiled at Lingyi, and with a slight shake of his right hand, the long fishing line was pulled back and fell steadily into the lava pool.

……

'This old man is my other master: Uncle Yan, Yan Wuchang. Don't be fooled by his hunchbacked appearance. He was even more ruthless than Aunt Xue when he was training me. Aunt Xue at least sometimes helped me, but Uncle Yan's training was to stand directly in the magma pool, which is not something a human can do.'

'But Uncle Yan has one good point, that is, when it comes to casting, he can forget about food and sleep in order to make an object, and it takes not just one or two days, but two weeks to continuously improve. Sometimes I won't let him touch the things he made, and he cherishes them very much. Therefore, Uncle Yan often doesn't see my practice, and I can occasionally be lazy.'

'However, if you forget to eat and sleep for a week or two, and it happens all the time, is this really considered a human being? But I heard Uncle Yan say that Uncle Yan and Aunt Xue are the same age. Uh... how should I put it? When I heard that a cold and beautiful young woman was the same age as a hunchbacked old man, I was full of question marks.'

'It wasn't until Aunt Xue admitted this that I accepted the fact... Perhaps this "five no" new human being who doesn't eat, drink, poop, urinate, or sleep looks quite anxious...'

"However, Uncle Yan has two habits that I find difficult to accept. One is his lust. I told him about some of the "male products" and "enlightenment videos" that are commonplace in that world, but he kept asking me questions and wouldn't let me go home... The other one is quite difficult to talk about... Oh..."

……

Yan Wuchang put down the fishing rod in his hand, placed it on the edge of the lava pool, turned around and looked at Lingyi with a smile: "You're here so early? You missed Uncle Yan so much."

"Hahaha, of course." Lingyi had to smile apologetically.

"Okay then. Come, as usual, let's go to the lava pool and meditate for two hours first." Yan Wuchang smiled and pointed to the lava pool behind him.

“Uncle Yan! Stop joking.” Ling Yi said with a smile, “I can only practice next to the magma pool this whole time, don’t make fun of me, haha, hahaha.”

"Oh, you are kidding, right?" Yan Wuchang said, and then suddenly yelled, "Who is kidding you? Just go if you are told to go!"

Lingyi was startled by Yan Wuchang's sudden roar: "No, Uncle Yan, what's wrong with you? There's no need to be so angry." Lingyi asked. Although he was frightened, Lingyi knew Yan Wuchang's character well and he was definitely not the kind of person who would get angry for no reason.

"Look, look, what did you write!" Yan Wuchang said, with two more drawings in his hands. "What a mess you wrote, some dark lacquered paulownia wood, some Tetasharo flower bud, your uncle Yan has never seen paulownia wood in my life, Tetasharo is a flower demon and a famous monster, but when it dies during hunting, the flower withers, how can you get the flower bud if it is dead? When did you see these two materials in your uncle Yan's storage box?"

"Oh, I made these two up." Lingyi scratched his head and laughed.

"You little bastard!" Yan Wuchang said, knocking Lingyi unhappily. Lingyi took a few steps back and quickly dodged Yan Wuchang's palm. "Hey, you little bastard, I dared to hide from you."

"Uncle Yan, I brought you something good." Lingyi said, and asked Yan Wuchang to stop raising his hand high.

Yan Wuchang changed his angry expression and looked at Lingyi with great anticipation: "Good stuff? Tell me what it is? Is the finished product of the "cup" you mentioned before ready?"

"...After that kind of women's underwear is made, isn't it also for Aunt Xue to use?" Lingyi said.

"What! You gave it to that Snow Demon?" Yan Wuchang was furious again, "Xiao Yi, didn't you say you would give it to Uncle Yan to rub first? Huh?"

"Um, did I say that..." Lingyi scratched his head and recalled.

"Oh, what a waste!" Yan Wuchang roared.

"Oh, Uncle Yan, you can't think like that." Lingyi said, and whispered in Yan Wuchang's ear, "You have to think about what effect the "women's underwear" I told you about before has?"

"Soft and crispy! As soft and tender as water!" Yan Wuchang yelled again.

"...Is it okay to gather together? Gather together!" Lingyi complained, putting the five fingers of both hands together, with the distance between the palms as wide as shoulders, and then shaking the fingertips towards the center, as if imitating the movement trajectory of a soft ball.

"Gather? What's the use of gathering?" Yan Wuchang asked curiously.

"Hey, didn't I tell you about the cup size before?" Lingyi said softly, "Just think about it, how big is Aunt Xue now?"

"From my estimation, it should be 90, cup number six!" Yan Wuchang said firmly.

"No, it's 93, cup number seven." Lingyi said.

"What! It's number seven! Is it so big?" Yan Wuchang said in surprise.

"Yes, and you have to think about it, this is still natural drooping under normal circumstances. If you wear "women's underwear", then the curvature will shrink again, just like two huge watermelons, you know." Lingyi described it softly, as if afraid of being heard by someone.

"Wow, watermelon, wow, it's as big as a watermelon!" Yan Wuchang said excitedly, and maybe his voice was too loud and was heard by the man on the top of the mountain.

Then a large icicle fell from the sky and pierced straight towards Yan Wuchang. Yan Wuchang immediately felt a chill and quickly jumped back. The icicle pierced straight into the ground and landed in front of Lingyi. The coldness felt unusually cold even by the lava lake.

"You old thief Yan! Don't go too far! Xiaoyi is still a child, and you are corrupting him like this!" The voice of the Snow Girl on the top of the mountain pierced through the clouds.

"Hey, you stinky woman, what are you talking about? What do you mean you were corrupted by me?" Yan Wuchang pointed his head up to the sky and said, "Xiaoyi is young and energetic, and his masculine body is not suitable for him to follow you to practice those indecent and cold skills. Now you are accusing me of corrupting Xiaoyi?"

"Oh, my cold and icy power? Have you not been beaten for too long and are you itching? Believe it or not, I can freeze your crater into an ice sculpture with just a wave of my hand!" the Snow Girl retorted.

"Tsk, who's afraid of who? Come on if you have the guts. If you dare to freeze my crater, I will burn down your Luoan Peak!" Yan Wuchang continued to argue relentlessly.

"You, you come up here!"

"Come down, aren't you crazy?"

"Come up here!"

"Get down here!"

"you……"

Seeing this, Lingyi quickly got up and stopped them, saying, "Hey, hey, hey, Aunt Xue and Uncle Yan, stop arguing. You are so grown up and still keep coming up here and there. Uncle Yan, you also know that Aunt Xue's kung fu can only be practiced when the moon is full on the 15th day of the lunar month. Otherwise, you will get half the result with twice the effort. I am shivering with cold even standing in the snow in broad daylight, let alone at night." Then he looked up at the top of the mountain and shouted, "Aunt Xue, don't say bad things about Uncle Yan. Besides, I told Uncle Yan a lot of things, and Uncle Yan didn't teach me bad things."

"Listen, listen, what a good child!" Yan Wuchang smiled happily, hooked his arm around Lingyi's shoulder and said with a smile.

"How good is that? Even the best children have been led astray by you. Look at Xiaoyi, who was harmed by you. They will all cover up for you!" The Snow Girl shouted on the top of a high mountain.

"You! You old witch, you really don't know what's good for you, do you?" Yan Wuchang rolled up his sleeves, and his originally hunched body suddenly bounced up like the bow arm of a longbow. His muscles instantly swelled several times, and he looked extremely tall as a whole, as if he was over two meters tall. He changed from a hunchbacked old man to a mature and strong "fitness coach"-like monster.

The forearms of both hands slowly turned golden yellow, with circles of silvery white lines on them. He was rubbing his hands together, eager to try, as if he was going to compete with the Snow Girl today.

Faced with this scene, others might be shocked by Yan Wuchang's change, but Lingyi had already gotten used to it, whether it was Yan Wuchang's abnormal body or the quarrels between his two masters.

"Come on, if you have the guts, come up and let's compete!"

"Why should I go up? Why should I, the great Yan Zun, listen to your orders? If you are unhappy with me, just come down and fight me."

"Get up here!"

"Get down here!"

"Come up here!"

"Waste all that talk, just get down here!"

……

"It starts again... Oh, I really don't understand these two people."

"Uncle Yan and Aunt Xue may really be the same as the attributes they cultivated, one is ice and the other is fire. When they meet, they are so jealous that I can hardly remember them being in a good mood for many hours."

'Sometimes I often wonder why Uncle Yan and Aunt Xue have such a coincidence. They live in the same place, one on the snowy peaks, at the top of the sky, and the other deep underground, under the abyss. They see each other every time they look up and down, but they have to quarrel and quarrel... If their relationship is really bad, it would be better to go their separate ways.'

'But when I heard them say they were my mother's good friends, I finally understood. Maybe they were both tolerating each other and stayed to take care of and train me. How should I put it? It was a very strange feeling. When I heard them give the same answer, I felt for the first time that they were pretty good. It would have been better if they could have been a little gentler on me during the training.'

"But I have to say... your quarreling style like elementary school students is really weird. You two are so grown up! "