Ninja World Review: The Battle between Sasuke and Itachi at the Beginning

[System: Ahem, everyone, be prepared, a famous scene is about to happen (?w?)hiahiahia]

[The Fourth Raikage Ai: Eat melons, eat melons. 】

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa: I guess this Sasuke will be socially dead again soon. ]

The camera continues to advance.

Sasuke looked at Sarada again.

"Hey."

"Dad?" Sarada turned around and looked at Sasuke who was walking towards her, a little stunned.

"That just now..." Sasuke said a little embarrassedly.

"I'm sorry, I said too much." Sarada spoke first, lowered her head and apologized softly.

Sasuke watched his daughter lost in thought.

The reality in front of him began to blur and he remembered what Kakashi had taught him a few hours ago.

"If you want to get closer to your daughter, addressing her is very important." Kakashi held up a finger and said solemnly, "It's best to call her a cute nickname."

"When you call Naruto, don't you always call him 'big idiot'?" Kakashi used the transformation technique to change his clothes instantly, and looked at Sasuke with two pairs of dead fish eyes.

"That makes us seem more intimate. You can try calling me daughter that." Kakashi came closer.

The memories gradually faded away, and the blur in front of my eyes gradually became clear, returning to the present reality.

"Peanut." Sasuke said a little shyly.

"Ah?" Sarada was stunned and looked at Sasuke in confusion.

Sasuke ignored Sarada's confusion and continued, "You're my cute little peanut."

"........"

"........"

A cold wind blew, and after a while, Sarada broke the silence.

"I'm not a bean."

Sarada crossed her arms across her chest with an unhappy look on her face.

Sasuke was stunned for a moment, speechless.

What the hell!

Why is this script different from what I expected?

Didn't Mr. Kakashi say that using intimate names would make my daughter feel closer to me?

Sarada turned around and gritted her teeth: "Dad, you haven't called my name once today."

"You haven't even forgotten your daughter's name, have you?" Sarada asked Sasuke.

"What are you talking about, Sarada..." Sasuke replied stutteringly.

"Finally you still remember it." Sarada turned her head, a little angry.

The camera quickly zoomed in, Sasuke's eyes twitched, his brows were furrowed, and a trace of cold sweat seeped out of his forehead.

The reality before my eyes gradually blurs, while the memories gradually become clearer.

"I'll teach you a trick that will definitely make girls fall in love with you."

Kakashi held the book and slowly approached, "No matter how cold a girl is, she will..."

As he spoke, Kakashi turned into Haruno Sakura, shyly stretched out his hands, and posed like a cat, "Meow meow meow."

"I'm acting like a kitten." Kakashi recovered, "This move is..."

Memories are blurry, reality is clear.

Sasuke took a deep breath, mustered up his courage, quickly took off his black cloak and draped it over Sarada's shoulders.

The two stood in the middle of the street, the atmosphere was awkward.

Ding.....

The air was silent again.

"What do you want to do? I'm not cold!" Sarada broke the silence and complained dissatisfiedly.

Sasuke's hands began to tremble, his face full of sadness, and he looked at his daughter in horror.

Sarada pinched the cloak in disdain and handed it back to Sasuke.

Sasuke took the cloak.

"Dad is so annoying today!"

Sarada turned and left, leaving Sasuke alone and disheveled in the wind.

Sasuke sighed helplessly, sweat beading on his forehead.

I muttered to myself: "How come getting along with my daughter is harder than fighting an Otsutsuki..."

The video ends here.

At this time, the ninja world gradually quieted down...

After a long while, bursts of laughter were heard.

"Hahahaha, what the hell is this Sasuke doing? It's too funny!!!"

"Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing, my family members!!"

"Fuck! You just woke me up laughing, hahahaha!"

[The Hidden Mist Village Anbu: I was about to go to sleep, but this paragraph woke me up with laughter (?w?)hiahiahia]

[Mei Terumi: Haha, this is so fucking funny... Especially the part where you are mine... Hahahaha! ]

[Deidara: Pfft, we are professionally trained and will never laugh. Unless it is absolutely necessary, we will never laugh...Hahahaha! Fuck!!]

[Hidan: Hahaha, Deidara, stop laughing, my face is frozen from laughing, hahahaha!!!]

[Haruno Sakura: Teacher Kakashi, please do something serious...]

[Hatake Kakashi: Ahem....]

[Uzumaki Boruto: I couldn’t hold it in... I didn’t expect Master Sasuke to be so funny...]

[Uzumaki Kushina: Mikoto, your Sasuke is kind of funny... He's like a fool, hahahaha!!]

[Namikaze Minato: It does look a bit funny??(???*)]

[Salamander Hanzo: Haha, seeing the future ninja world be so harmonious... Alas, peace is still the best. ]

[Yahiko: I think that parent-child day was really interesting! ]

[Senju Tobirama: Humph, the evil Uchiha clan has a low emotional intelligence. ]

[Uchiha Izuna: The cunning Senju clan, you called them again? ]

[Senju Hashirama: Damn, you two have such a good relationship, your level of gayness far exceeds that of me and Madara, hahahahahaha!!!]

[ Terumi Mei: Huh? 】

[System: Ahem, let’s review the previous option B (?w?)hiahiahia]

[The Fourth Raikage Ai: Could it be that we can bring the dead back to life by just shouting, "Resurrection, my love"? ]

[System: Right∽]

[Sarutobi Hiruzen:! ! ! 】

[Oonoki:! ]

[Third Kazekage: System, is there a limit to the number of people who can be resurrected? What are the strict conditions for resurrection...]

[System: Oh, it can only revive the dead with similar strength. It cannot be used if the difference is too big.

Moreover, the resurrected dead can only stay in the Ninja Realm for two days, after which they will return to the Pure Land. 】

[Senju Hashirama: Shit, then I can’t be resurrected???]

【Uchiha Madara:......】

[Uchiha Obito: Lin, I will revive you right now! ! ]

[Nohara Rin: Obito! ]

Yunyin Village.

Raikage's office.

"In that case, I will give it a try!"

The Fourth Raikage looked up at the sky with a determined look in his eyes and shouted, "Resurrection, my love!"

......

Pure land space.

A huge helicopter broke through the air and tore through the sky.

The Third Raikage Ai looked at the helicopter in confusion.

The propeller kept spinning, making a thumping sound.

The helicopter landed slowly, and the Third Raikage walked in half-believingly.

At this moment, a sad music sounded.

The Third Raikage Ai had changed his clothes into the No. 24 jersey at some point.

[Third-generation Raikage Ai: Children of the Hidden Cloud Village, I am back! ! ]

[The Hidden Cloud Village Jonin: Damn it, Boss!!!]

[Cloud Hidden Village Chunin: Boss, I miss you (o﹏o?)]

Yunyin Village.

A helicopter streaked across the sky, slowly descended, and its propeller gradually slowed down.

The Third Raikage walked out, put his hands on his hips, and looked at everyone with a smile on his face.

"Dad, you're back..." The Fourth Raikage's eyes instantly became moist as he looked at his father.

"Oh my god, the boss is resurrected!!!" the Anbu on the side shouted excitedly.

“This system is amazing...”

Ma Buyi looked up at the huge curtain of light in the sky and exclaimed in shock.

She had never heard of the dead being resurrected...