The world is broken, the cubs mend it

After finishing her homework, Yuanyuan became more and more angry, and she decided to teach her father a lesson.

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"It's time to eat. Have you finished writing?"

Qi Siyue stood at the door of the study and knocked. The child already had her own ideas and awareness of privacy, so he would always ask for her opinion before looking for her.

The little guy has grown taller and no longer needs to stand on a stool to reach the door handle. He can just stretch out his little hand to unscrew the door lock.

"..."

The child didn't say anything. His pale little face looked at him, his lips pursed and he said nothing.

Qi Siyue pressed her little head, pushed open the door, walked towards the desk, and picked up the paper on the table.

The child's handwriting has improved. It's not beautiful, but it's neat and each stroke is written carefully.

There are only a few typos on the entire page of text, and I used pinyin to replace the ones I didn’t know how to write.

This is not a simple page of calligraphy practice paper, but a long and flowing essay.

My father didn't cook for me. He insisted that I write while sleeping.

I don't know how to read words at all, except when I'm sitting on the couch.

My father teased me. He asked me to write two words, but actually he wanted me to write one word, so he asked me to write two words.

I will tell him the price later.

Whenever I wanted to write a word, he would immediately write a word with me. In this way, I, a simple-minded person, was tricked by my father's tricks.

Dad, you are a very bad dad, I kind of hate you.

Don't tease me again next time, or I will fuck you for the rest of my life.

Angry Yuan Yuan?? ?

After reading this short essay filled with anger and unwilling condemnation, Qi Si curled the corners of his lips and a smile appeared between his eyebrows.

When he looked up, he saw the child frowning and looking at him fiercely, as if he was going to battle with him in the next second.

"What are you looking at me for? Didn't you say you would write one page? Now you're blaming me."

Qi Siyue shrugged helplessly at her. He didn't force her to write a page.

With just a little trick, the child can jump into the pit by himself.

"You deceived the child, and you want to fool me."

Yuanyuan walked up to him with her little legs, raised her little hand and pointed at him unhappily.

She is not easy to deceive now, she is no longer a three-year-old child.

"I didn't lie to you. I just gave you room for negotiation. You can stick to your principles and not waver."

Qi Siyue found that she was different after she learned to read, and her little brain worked faster than usual.

"That's not the case. If I don't write, you won't give me food."

Yuanyuan can choose not to write but she cannot choose not to eat. It is obvious that her father is using the rice bowl to control her child.

"I just said that if you don't write, I won't have the motivation to cook, right?"

"Correct!"

"Then you write to provide me with power, and I cook for you. This is a fair trade, right?"

Qi Siyue asked her clearly and logically, he was not forcing her to study all 24 hours a day.

Studying only two or three hours a day is not something too much.

"Correct!"

Yuanyuan agreed with what her father said, but her little mouth had big things to say. She grabbed her father's trouser leg and looked up at him.

"Dad, do you know that if I don't eat, I will be very hungry. When I am hungry, I especially want to eat people, but I have never bitten you."

"..."

Qi Siyue looked at her innocent little face and his heart skipped a beat.

It’s over!

The kid is going to play some real psychological warfare with him!

He couldn't refute these words at all...

“But I just asked you to cook for me when I was hungry, and I never thought of biting you.

But my father took advantage of me being hungry and deliberately didn't cook for me, and asked me to do my homework.

Although I am very hungry, I still come to do my homework. "

Yuanyuan grabbed her father's trouser leg and made a series of accusations. Without waiting for her father to speak, she immediately gave him a set of top-level PUA + moral blackmail.

"Dad, do you know how good I am to you? I would rather starve than bite you. Where can you find a zombie child as filial as me?"

"..."

This smooth little combo completely silenced Qi Siyue, and his conscience suddenly hurt badly.

It’s hard to say whether you can find such a filial child.

But he really couldn't find another zombie as filial as this one.

"It's okay, Dad. I forgive you. Just don't do this to me again."

Yuanyuan clapped her father's big hand with her little hand, and skipped downstairs to eat.

"Thank you..."

Qi Siyue covered his dull aching chest and followed the child downstairs.

He had something to refute for anything else, but the child brought up the nature of zombies, leaving him with nothing to defend himself and nothing to say except thank you.

The child immediately grasped the knack of controlling him, which made his father despair.