I was divorced because I got pregnant during the lean years, so I went back to my parents’ home and
Chapter 96: Standing Contest
Today, Haixia's mother took her daughter to Ji Xiaobei's house to weave bracelets.
There were a lot of people watching in the front yard and the scene was quite chaotic, so Shi Tou and the others were taken to the backyard by Fu Jichang.
The rotten branches in the backyard have been cleared away by the hardworking Heita, and it is now spacious.
Assistant Instructor Heita placed several large stones on the open space.
Haixia, Shitou, Xiaoju, Xiaohua, Xiaoqi, as well as Tiedan and Tieqiu who were forcibly dragged over by Xiaohua, were lined up in a row, tall and short, in an orderly manner.
Fu Jichang looked serious. To show his power, he shouted
"Stand still!"
The sound is so powerful that it breaks the sky.
The smallest iron ball was so scared that it started crying.
The people in the front yard were shocked when they heard the shouting. Only when they realized that Master Wu was training did they feel relieved.
Ji Lizheng heard his grandson crying, so he hurried to the backyard, picked up his grandson and took him away, so as not to delay his training.
Tiedan shivered twice with a livid face, barely stood up straight, and looked at Mr. Fu timidly.
Haixia, Shitou, Xiaoju and Xiaohua were used to being yelled at by Ji Xiaobei, so they didn't think anything of it.
Ma Xiaoqi trembled his thin lips, swallowed his tears, and said to himself: I am Ji Xiaobei, I am Sun Erniang, I am Ji Xiaobei, I am Sun Erniang, I am not afraid, I am not afraid...
"In the first class, we learned to stand still. Standing still is the foundation of martial arts..." After Fu Jichang finished speaking, he stepped on the stone with his feet and demonstrated.
"Have you learned it?"
Everyone nodded confidently.
Stone: It’s just standing on a stone. I’ve been playing it for more than ten years and I’m tired of it!
Strait: This is much easier than studying. Everyone can do it standing.
The three children, Ma Xiaoqi, Xiaohua and Tiedan, supported each other and stepped on the stones. It was so fun!
The children exchanged glances and decided that whoever lost would have his head smashed!
The stone and the strait looked at each other unconvinced and stepped on it.
Heita walked back and forth with a small willow branch in his hand, patiently guiding them.
"Tighten your legs, move your Qi to your Dantian, and lower your hips!"
The Black Tower kept repeating.
Several minutes passed.
The sweat of the Strait has already fallen. I am just a weak teacher, why should I practice this?
Shitou's face turned red, and he gasped and said, "Yaozi, cousin Yaozi, I want to poop..."
The three children were the first to lose control and fell to the ground laughing.
"Cousin Yaozi, I want to pee, I can't hold it anymore, I can't hold it anymore..." Haixia twisted his legs and said with a bitter face.
Fu Jichang: Damn, this dantian is so deep! It has sunk all the excrement.
The most serious student in the whole audience was Xiaoju, who stood very meticulously.
Xiaoju's legs are very strong because she has been squatting to dig wild vegetables all year round. After spending half a day like this, her face didn't turn red and her heart didn't beat fast.
"Xiao Ju, take the three kids and go over there to practice!" Fu Jichang said.
Ji Xiaobei, who had just gotten rid of Ji Dabei's entanglement, trotted to the backyard and almost bumped into Shi Tou and Ma Hai Xia who were running towards him.
"Are you two filled with shit and piss? You bumped into someone!" Ji Xiaobei cursed.
The two men nodded eagerly at her and went to the toilet.
Ji Xiaobei went to the backyard and saw Mr. Fu with a livid face.
No need to ask, just look at Mr. Fu's expression and you will know that this group of people have hurt the teacher's self-esteem.
"Mr. Fu, please be patient. When they come back, I will take care of them." Ji Xiaobei said with a smile.
Hearing this, the children who were having a lot of fun under the leadership of Xiaoju immediately stopped tapping their heads and stood on the stones obediently.
"These two key training targets are too difficult to train. They can't even stand still. I'm going to..." Fu Jichang regretted it now. He didn't want to train these two people anymore. They were stupid, lazy, and they pissed and shit a lot.
"Mr. Fu, they ate a little too much this morning. Let them eat less tomorrow. So, to show your sincerity, let's compete in standing still!"
"You, want to compete with me?" Mr. Fu suddenly became interested and asked with raised eyebrows.
"What? You don't dare?" Ji Xiaobei asked with a sneer.
"What's there to be afraid of? But I'm a grown man, and I'm afraid that others will say I'm bullying you!"
"It's okay! Master, put two wooden sticks on the stone and stand on it!" Heita put the two logs in his hand on the stone.
Fu Jichang: Damn it, am I your real master?
Fu Jichang's mouth twitched and he said, "Alright, that's fair!"
Stone, Strait and the children all gathered around.
"Sister, you can't lose to Mr. Fu. You also have to step on a log!" Xiaohua was not willing to be outdone and came over holding a log as thick as her two thighs.
Xiaoju hurried forward to pull her, but the child ran very fast and fell on the stone.
Ma Xiaoqi waved his little fist and secretly cheered for Ji Xiaobei: Sun Erniang, the great hero Sun, you are mighty and unyielding, bravely fighting Mr. Fu...
Ji Xiaobei's teeth are aching. What kind of people are they? They just want to watch the fun without worrying about the consequences!
Fu Jichang said with a smile: "Cousin, if you can't do it, just take the stick down!"
Ji Xiaobei: Is there anything that I, Ji Xiaobei, cannot do? It doesn’t exist!
She rolled up her sleeves, moved her ankles, and did a few high leg raises.
When Heita saw the Dongjia's fat feet, he shuddered in his heart, and his feet, which were almost broken by her, began to hurt slightly.
He has formed a conditioned reflex, and every time he sees Ji Xiaobei's big feet, his feet hurt.
Mr. Ma snatched the willow branch from Heita's hand and waved it twice in the air.
"Prepare!"
"Stake!"
Ji Xiaobei and Fu Jichang stood on the stone log at the same time.
Take a deep breath, sink your dantian, tighten your abdomen, and push your feet hard.
Ji Xiaobei was mumbling something in his mind, when he heard a cracking sound and the two logs were crushed by her steps.
"Ah!" The onlookers widened their eyes and covered their mouths.
The men on the rooftop could see clearly from their high vantage point and they all held their breath.
Mr. Ji, who was walking on a cane and shaking with every step, was so frightened that he almost died on the spot. His beard covered his eyes and he wiped his face randomly.
Everyone's eyes were focused on Ji Xiaobei.
Xiaohua nervously jumped onto her second sister, hugged her neck, and turned her head away, not daring to look.
Ji Xiaobei's chassis was very stable. His body did not move at all and he stood firmly on the broken wood.
She had a calm expression and her eyes looked straight ahead, like a plump wax figure.
"Good!" Shitou clapped his hands excitedly.
The people who were surrounding him finally came to their senses and stared at Ji Xiaobei blankly.
My God! She is more powerful than any man.
Second and Third Nainai Ji secretly stared at Fu Jichang's feet, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that there was nothing wrong with them.
Heita grinned and clapped his hands together, laughing as if he had forgotten the existence of his master.
A quarter of an hour later, Fu Jichang could no longer hold on. He had been neglecting practice recently and his legs were a little shaky.
He glanced at Ji Xiaobei, who was as steady as a rock.
This woman is extraordinary. She stands very steadily. It seems that she has more than ten years of experience in this field.
With such solid basic skills, if combined with some internal strength and a sword, one would be invincible.
It’s a pity that he only knows martial arts.
Shi Tou, who was standing behind him, saw that he was constantly making small movements, his mind was a little distracted, and his legs began to shake, so he took the small willow branch and poked it at the inside of his thigh.
Fu Jichang only felt an itch between his legs!
"Hey, hey, hey! Pay attention, it's shaking, it's shaking..."
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