Genshin Impact: Daily Life with Two Fufu

In the afternoon, Funina went to the Opiecle Opera House as usual and sat in her own chair at the top. The actors' acting skills on the stage were still as "fake" as usual.

"It's so boring. When can I see a grand performance that will satisfy me?"

Sitting on the chair, Funina muttered quietly, sighed, and looked up to continue watching this boring "performance"

Yes, who likes to watch this kind of assembly line? Until the moment when the evidence is complete and he is speechless, nothing he says is true.

——(Brush—Advanced Transition)

"Luo Xiao, I seemed to hear you calling for the special training team just now?"

Luo Xiao, who was eating like a storm, heard what Xiaosaki said to him, nodded in acquiescence, and continued to eat. As the saying goes, "A person who works hard to eat is a person with a strong eating spirit." A person who works hard to eat is the best among people. After working hard all afternoon, can't he enjoy himself in the afternoon?

Xiaosaki's eyes instantly lost their brilliance, and she didn't move her chopsticks. Seeing Xiaosaki like this, Luo Xiao understood something. What happened just now was so devastating. It was like being raped by an immortal, and you had to follow a policeman and tell him the whole process. I guess there is nothing worth lingering in this world.

"It's okay, I'm not on the special training team, Watling just asked me to help him, I won't tell anyone."

After listening to Luo Xiao's explanation, the lost light in Xiao Saki's eyes returned.

"Oh, that's it." Then he picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

The two of them also opened the bottle of red wine and drank two glasses. After a while, Luo Xiao did not feel drunk. He looked at Xiao Saki who was still reluctant to drink, then asked the waiter to bring another bottle and started drinking.

Of course, our hero Luo Xiao somewhat overestimated his alcohol tolerance. He started to get a little tipsy after the fourth glass. Although he realized it, he couldn't say that he couldn't drink in front of others.

"By the way, Xiaosaki, why are there two figures of you?"

Xiaosaki and Luoxiao's drinking capacity is comparable. In other words, if you can't drink, go to the kids' table.

"Huh? No... I... Luo Xiao, how come you have two?"

Luo Xiao, who was already drunk, did not feel that he was drunk. He thought that he might have been overworked in the past few days and was hallucinating.

The two chatted intermittently, drinking glass after glass of red wine. Later, Luo Xiao even became bolder and ordered two bottles of dandelion wine.

Luo Xiao, who was drunk, lay on the table with a half-bottle of Dandelion Wine in his hand, and said, "Yes, Xiaosaki, I think pasta should be mixed with No. 42 concrete to make it taste better."

Xiaosaki, who was sitting opposite, did the same thing, but she propped her face up on the table with her hands and said, "That's wrong. I think we should go to the water to eat cake and roast hillbillies."

The waiter was listening to the two of them. Not long after they took the first sip of dandelion wine, they started talking nonsense. Let's not talk about what they were talking about. How did they manage to chat for half an hour when the topic was not even on the same channel?

Suddenly, Luo Xiao stood up and slapped the table. The waiters around him were startled by this action. They thought Luo Xiao was going to act crazy, but what happened next made them laugh and cry.

"Brother Xiaosaki! We feel like old friends today! Why don't we become sworn brothers right here?"

Hearing what Luo Xiao said, Xiao Saki also stood up and patted the seat. The waiter beside him looked at the two people's actions and didn't know what to say.

"That's exactly what I want! Brother Luo Xiao!"

Then the two of them walked arm in arm to a relatively empty place. Luo Xiao looked around and saw no statue of Zhongli (Zhongli was very loyal during his time as the Demon God, and he was also the God of Contract, so it was reasonable to worship him).

Then he used his immortal power to condense a statue of Zhongli. After placing the statue on the table, the two of them knelt down with a plop.

"Lord Rock King, above"

At this time, the Rock King, who was drinking tea in Liyue, sensed Luo Xiao's call and looked at him curiously.

"Today I, Luo Xiao, am here to become brothers with Xiao Saki. We do not ask to be born on the same day, month and year, but we ask to die on the same day, month and year!"

"Today I, Xiaosaki, am here to become brothers with Luoxiao. We do not ask to be born on the same day of the same month of the same year, but we ask to die on the same day of the same month of the same year!"

The two voices rang out at the same time, "Emperor Rock King, make this contract. Anyone who breaks his word will be punished by eating the rock."

All I can say is that Luo Xiao got drunk and forgot that he could live a long time but Xiao Saki couldn't. Fortunately, Zhongli was observing and didn't make the contract come into effect. He just said it verbally.

After that, the two of them kowtowed three times towards Zhongli's statue. Zhongli, who was drinking tea in Liyue, was very confused. After thinking about it, he felt that Luo Xiao must have his reasons for doing so.

Zhongli, who had figured it out, picked up the teacup and continued to drink tea.

After they kowtowed, the two stood up. Xiao was the eldest brother and Xiaosaki was the second brother.

In this way, under the witness of Emperor Yan Wang, the two successfully became sworn brothers.

The friendship between the two men deepened. Luo Xiao walked to the front desk unsteadily, settled the bill, and took Xiao Saki back to his home with Dandelion Wine.

People on the street looked at the drunken Luo Xiao and Xiao Saki and kept their distance from them. However, they didn't care and just started chatting and laughing with their arms around each other.

"By the way, Xiaosaki, what are you doing now?"

"Me? I'm unemployed now. I have nothing but martial arts skills, but I can't find a job."

Then he took up the Eye of God on his body and waved it in front of Luo Xiao. It was a Fire Eye of God.

Seeing the Eye of God in Xiaosaki's hand, Luo Xiao thought silently for a while, and said, "I have some connections in Momang Palace. I'll give you the whole job?"

After hearing the two key words "Mo Mang Palace" and "work", Xiao Saki didn't care much. She just thought that if my buddy was bragging to me, I should cooperate with him, right?

"Okay, big brother, thank you for your help."

Luo Xiao smiled and nodded, and soon the two of them walked to Luo Xiao's door, opened the door, and sat directly on the sofa.

"Brother, do you have someone you like?"

Luo Xiao answered without even thinking, "Yes."

Xiaosaki moved closer to Luoxiao and said, "Can you elaborate?"

Luo Xiao is not shy either. Now he hugs Funina whenever he wants. Isn't it just a matter of time?

"Lady Furninna, and it's almost done!"

Xiaosaki, who was drunk, suddenly woke up. He felt as if he heard some incredible words. Could it be that Luo Xiao was really with Fu Nina...

This thought lasted for a while in Xiaosaki's mind and then disappeared. To put it simply, it's okay to fool your friends, but don't fool yourself.

"That's great, keep it up, big brother!"

Luo Xiao, who was lying on the sofa, nodded with satisfaction and said, "Don't worry, big brother will definitely succeed!"

It was getting darker. After Luo Xiao sent Xiao Saki out the door, he walked to his room in a daze, lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

When they came back, they drank some more. Today was the first time that Luo Xiao drank so much since he came to Teyvat. It seemed that after coming to Fontaine, Luo Xiao's life that had remained unchanged for hundreds of years began to become richer...

—Dividing-line—

After Luo Xiao asked for leave, Funina began to repeat her previous "copy" and "paste" life.

After dinner, Funina returned to her room, washed up, fell on the bed, covered herself with her own quilt, and slowly fell asleep.

Lonely people are always used to covering up their loneliness, hiding it in their hearts and not wanting to speak it out.

—dividing-line—

After returning home, Watlin was still thinking about what Luo Xiao said, trying to explain the meaning, but he couldn't figure it out after thinking for a long time.

Under the special training team's attention, no one was found looking for Carolee in the afternoon. After secretly protecting Carolee at home, no one was found following her. This is strange.

Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night for Watling.

—dividing-line—

small theater:

Dear Tartaglia:

How are you these days? The snow in winter is still cold, is your career still hot? I recently had a dream that the flying snowflakes turned into bills and filled up the North Bank. We are both willing to be loyal to the Queen, but I really can't think of how drinking tea is part of the plan, and it seems to me that you don't have this hobby.

—Pantaronne

Dear Pantalone,

The winter snowflakes seem to brush my cheeks, just like the little "enthusiasm" in your letter.

To be honest, I had a dream last night - on both sides of the road, a street lamp stood alone in the heavy snow, and arrogant people were playing with "chess pieces" that did not belong to them. I looked carefully, oh, hanging on the street lamp, wasn't it my dear rich comrade?

-Daddalia

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