Genshin Impact: Reincarnation as a Hilichurl

Wang Chen coaxed Xiao Wen for a long time, telling him to try not to speak in front of strangers and to speak less in crowded places.

It agreed somewhat reluctantly.

When Wang Chen returned to the Gothic Inn in the evening, he met Ying and Paimeng. The three of them were talking about the new things that had happened in recent days in the hotel corridor. When they walked to the doors of their respective rooms and were about to go back to their rooms, a voice rang out.

"White floating objects! Hehe~"

Paimon frowned and looked around angrily, "Who is it? Who is saying bad things about me?"

But she found nothing.

"I'm angry! I'm angry, I'm angry, hahaha!"

Wang Chen patted the scabbard and said, “Xiao Wen, don’t be naughty!”

"Huh?" Paimeng flew to Wang Chen suspiciously, wishing she could crawl under his cloak to see who was laughing at her.

“Pfft! Sorry, I usually don’t laugh at others unless I can’t help it… Hahahaha! I’ve been wandering around for a hundred thousand years and have never seen a creature like this. It’s like an abnormally developed fairy, Hahahaha!”

"Ah! I'm so mad!" Paimon stomped his feet in the air, raised his fists high, and his eyes seemed to be spewing fire.

Wang Chen coughed awkwardly and said, "This is a newly awakened sword spirit. It's a little naughty. Watch me spank it hard."

He pulled out the Wentian Sword and slapped it, causing his hand to hurt.

"Well... forget it."

"Sword spirit?" Ying walked closer to observe curiously.

"What sword spirit! I'm going to give you an ugly nickname!" Paimeng pinched his waist with one hand and pointed at the Wentian Sword with his other little hand.

"Humph! I was born with a spirit stone. It has been a hundred thousand years since I was born. I have been struggling in the continent of Teyvat for so many years. I have seen all kinds of flower spirits, grass spirits, town spirits, fairy spirits, sword spirits, floating spirits, thunder spirits, fire spirits, and pure water spirits, but I have never seen a UFO like you!"

"Ahhh! You brainless piece of shit!"

"Huh! UFO!"

"You're a brainless stinking rock!"

Seeing that the two were arguing, Wang Chen quickly put the Heavenly Sword back into its scabbard and comforted Paimeng, saying, "Don't be angry, don't be angry. Tomorrow I will punish it by making it chop down a hundred wooden stakes."

Who knew that the Wentian Sword would fly out of its scabbard by itself, with the hilt facing upwards, and directly face Paimeng.

"Huh! Isn't it just flying and talking? I can do that, too, and I don't even need to eat. Master, am I not great compared to this UFO?"

"Why can you fly? Are you stealing the energy of the 'Portable Elemental Particle Generator'?!" Wang Chen covered his face helplessly.

Paimon also got anxious and shouted, "I am Ying's best friend. Although I eat a lot...but I can give her a shoulder massage. Can you?"

She floated to Ying's side, put her two small hands on Ying's smooth shoulders, and squeezed them hard.

This made Ying smile with narrowed eyes. She was originally watching two children quarreling, but she didn't expect that it would stimulate Paimeng to serve her.

"Paimon, be good~" Ying's left hand passed across her body, passed through the ring on Paimon's head and gently stroked her head.

"Humph! I can do that, too!"

The Wentian Sword flew to Wang Chen's shoulder and tapped Wang Chen's shoulder lightly and heavily with the sword.

“Stop messing around.” Wang Chen grabbed the Wentian Sword and felt a force trying to break free, but it was very light. Finally, Xiao Wen gave up struggling and stopped moving.

"Hehe!" Paimon held his chin high with the attitude of a winner, and did not forget to massage Ying's shoulders with his hands.

"Woo! Master, am I really not as good as that UFO?"

"…You are my sword, I can't say bad things about you, but Paimon is my good friend, I won't say bad things about her either, there is no difference between you two, good or bad. And don't keep calling her UFO, her name is Paimon."

"Humph!"

"Hey, I'm very generous. Tell me your name, too, Stinky Stone."

"Listen carefully! I'm going to ask——"

"Its name is Xiao Wen!" Wang Chen answered in a louder voice.

Paimon crossed his arms and said, "Small question, huh? I'll make a note of it."

After both parties returned to their respective rooms, Wang Chen pulled out the Heavenly Sword and asked again: "How can you fly?"

"Humph! I have a very high affinity for elemental power, but I don't have it myself. Now that I have it, isn't it normal for me to borrow some to fly?"

"Sure enough, I used the energy from the 'Portable Element Particle Generator'. If the energy is running low, you must tell me in advance, otherwise it will become ineffective when I use it."

"Humph! I know my limits."

…………

Two days later.

"The printed version of Alice in Wonderland is out now, let's go find Lisa and take a look."

Early in the morning, Wang Chen did not rush to practice sword, but came to the Knights' Library with ease.

What he didn't expect was that Emma, ​​in black stockings and a tight skirt, was also here. When he pushed open the door of the library, Emma was sitting next to Lisa, and they were talking about something.

"The person you've been waiting for is here." Lisa winked.

Only then did Emma notice the teacher Huijin whom she had been thinking about day and night. She quickly stood up, and with her high heels making rapid clicking sounds, she walked towards Wang Chen.

"Teacher Huijin, let's hold another book signing event!"

"Huh? This is a little too sudden. So why are you here?"

"I came here specially to see you. It's been so long since the last book signing event for "Fairy Tales in the Box". Many book friends have expressed their desire for you to hold another one. They all regret missing the last book signing event. This time, we must hold a first book signing event for "Alice in Wonderland"!"

Emma's eyes revealed a look of desire and begging. She clasped her hands together and rubbed them constantly in front of her surging chest, fearing that Wang Chen would refuse.

"Don't get excited yet. The book still needs to be reviewed."

"I've already informed them. They finished the review yesterday and are waiting for your signature."

As expected, Mond Publishing House is owned by the Knights of Favonius, right? It's easier to get things done if you have connections.

"Can you at least let me see the finished book first?"

"It was my negligence! I brought the book, please take a look, the layout and design are absolutely first-rate!" As the editor-in-chief, Emma boasted.

The two came to Lisa's desk, on which were three printed copies of "Alice in Wonderland". The cover was a picture drawn by Albedo of Alice attending a tea party with the March Hare and the Mad Hatter. The edge had a golden border like "Tales in the Box", with the book title and author's name in the middle, and a line of 'Mond Publishing House' at the bottom.

Two of the books were already open, and Lisa and Emma were just discussing the contents of the books.

The remaining one seemed to be left for Wang Chen.

Lisa held her chin with both hands and looked at Wang Chen calmly, who was embarrassed by Emma.

Wang Chen reached out and touched the beautiful cover, then picked up the unopened book and flipped it open. On the first page was the sentence he had written impromptu: To the most beautiful and dreamy treasure of mankind - imagination.

The words were written by him, not printed.

Next came the plots he was familiar with and the paintings of Albedo and Klee. Basically, each character had two paintings. When printing, the two paintings of the same character were placed on both sides of the same page, and the painters were indicated as requested by Wang Chen - Bai Ke and the little girl who did not want to reveal her name.

He closed the book and asked Emma, ​​"Do you think this book will be as popular as Tales in a Box?"

Emma said without hesitation: "Of course. As the editor-in-chief, my job is to see the value of a book. Although the audience may change, many people will definitely like this gorgeous imagination. Not to mention that you also asked Mr. Bai Ke to create so many illustrations. Both chefs are ecstatic!"

Teacher Huijin had told her before that he would not publish any books in the short term, but he ended up writing such a work in just one month. It’s really amazing!

Emma made no effort to hide her excitement.

Wang Chen, who was fully aware of his plagiarism, rubbed his nose. Unable to bear Emma's burning gaze, he nodded and said, "Okay, let's hold a first signing event. You decide the time and place."

Emma couldn't help but cheered, "Yeah!"

"Dear visitor, please do not make loud noises in the library," Lisa reminded, and then added, "You are so old, but you are not calm at all."

"Oh, if you want to gain weight, go ahead and gain weight yourself. I wish you get heavier and heavier."

"Looks like I have to teach you a lesson~"

"The Rose Witch is angry. Teacher Huijin, run quickly. I'll go to the third floor with you to sign autographs." Before Wang Chen could react, Emma grabbed his hand and pulled him out of the library.