Siheyuan: Happy life of veteran drivers

The next day, Wang Hongtao thought that the sister-in-law of the Jia family would give him a surprise, but it turned out that she didn't. Instead, there was movement from the sister-in-law next door.

"Brother, come over to my house for dinner? I've got some good food, I guarantee you'll drool!"

As soon as I got home, Xu Damao came to my door with a wink.

Wang Hongtao glanced at him with disdain, thinking, apart from my sister-in-law, what else is there in your family that can make me drool?

Xu Damao became anxious when he saw Wang Hongtao’s disdainful look!

"Old Wang, do you not believe me or what? I'm telling you this only because I consider you a brother! If it were anyone else, I wouldn't let them smell it!"

As he spoke, Xu Damao took out a bottle of hardcover Fenjiu and boasted to Wang Hongtao that it was from a state banquet.

Wang Hongtao naturally didn't believe it. How could the good things from the state banquet fall into your hands, Xu Damao?

Seeing that Wang Hongtao was even more unwilling to let go, Xu Damao half pulled and half dragged Wang Hongtao into the house, and then pressed Wang Hongtao hard onto the stool.

"Today, you have to drink a couple of cups with me no matter what. I, Xu Damao, don't believe this!"

Wang Hongtao had no choice but to sit down obediently.

“The quality of one’s drinking reflects one’s character, as Uncle San said very well.

Even if you don't know the person, you can tell 80% of his drinking capacity by looking at his drinking capacity.

Brother, I will test your character today."

Wang Hongtao was speechless. Could it be that Xu Damao grew up reading the works of Lu Xun?

What the third uncle said is that you can tell a person’s character by his handwriting.

Xu Damao didn't care and poured two cups, one for himself and one for Wang Hongtao.

"Drink three glasses of wine before you sit down. That's the rule. Come on."

The two of them drank three cups in a row. Wang Hongtao only felt a burst of sauce aroma in his throat and frowned.

Seeing this, Lou Xiao'e quickly tugged at Wang Hongtao's sleeve and asked softly, "Can you do it?"

"I say, wife, why don't you care about me but instead care about other men?" Xu Damao said dissatisfiedly.

Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes at him and said, "Can I know how much you can drink? What's that?"

Xu Damao thought: "That's true!"

Lou Xiao'e advised Wang Hongtao again: "You should drink less. The factory has hired Xu Damao to entertain guests. Don't compete with him in drinking."

Wang Hongtao curled his lips and didn't take it seriously.

……

After three rounds of drinking, Xu Damao was dizzy and forced himself to keep his eyes open, singing: "Walking through the forest and across the snowy plain, my spirit soars to the sky..."

While singing, he sat on the back of the chair and acted as if he was giving instructions to Wang Hongtao and Lou Xiaoe.

Lou Xiao'e stared blankly at the empty wine bottles scattered all over the floor, then looked at Wang Hongtao who was calmly flicking the ashes beside her.

Xu Damao was defeated again?

Xu Damao was still not satisfied after singing the climax of Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy, so he jumped down from the back of the chair and put his arm around Wang Hongtao's shoulders, holding a half-full bottle of white wine in his hand, and said dizzily:

"You are worthy of being my good brother. I, Xu Damao, have been drinking for so many years and have never met a rival."

"From today on, we will become sworn brothers. You call me Brother Damao, and I call you Brother Wang."

"We share the good times and the bad times, without any distinction between you and me!"

"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours. You can take whatever you like from my house. If I frown, I'm not Xu Damao!"

At this time, Lou Xiao'e couldn't bear it anymore and quickly pulled Xu Damao over: "Da Mao, you've drunk too much, you should go back to the room and rest first."

"I'm not drunk. It's still early. It's okay."

"Brother, when I get a job next time, I'll take you to the countryside. You can pick any young wife or pretty widow you like. We'll help you find the one you like!" Xu Damao said proudly.

Unfortunately, within three seconds, Lou Xiao'e grabbed his ear and said, "Well, Xu Damao, you actually went to the countryside to look for a widow without telling me?"

"Tell me! I've been looking for it several times!"

The pain from his ear sobered Xu Damao up a lot: "Ezi, let go of me."

"You were right just now. I did drink too much."

"No, no, I have to take a break."

"Bullshit! They say people speak the truth when they're drunk. You look so skilled at it, it's definitely not your first time!" Lou Xiao'e was not that easy to fool, and said firmly.

"When you wake up, I'll punish you!" Lou Xiao'e said viciously.

After a while, Xu Damao finally fell down.

It's not that Xu Damao fell down because of the plot, but it takes time for the alcohol to enter the stomach.

It doesn’t mean that you will feel dizzy right after drinking. Depending on your physical condition, you will feel dizzy fifteen minutes to half an hour after drinking. (A friend of mine drank two kilograms of white wine and felt drunk, so he drove for ten minutes. Then he felt something was wrong and parked the car on the side of the road. As a result, he fell asleep as soon as he parked the car and didn’t wake up until the next morning. Fortunately, he was not checked during the period, otherwise he would have been imprisoned for a few days.)

……

A few days ago, Xu Damao was hospitalized, and Wang Hongtao would come to see him secretly almost every night. Now that they haven't seen each other for a few days, not only Wang Hongtao misses him, but Lou Xiaoe also misses him.

"Come here and let me have some fun!"

After making sure Xu Damao was asleep, Wang Hongtao couldn't hold back any longer.

"Oh, stop it!" Lou Xiao'e refused out of habit.

It is indeed a habit, because Lou Xiao'e was like this at the beginning a few nights ago, but she immediately behaved herself after getting into the mood.

"Sister-in-law, your family is so rich, why don't you buy a bigger mirror? I can't see your expression and know your condition in time."

"You... just know how to humiliate me!" Lou Xiao'e refused: "Don't do this. Damao may be drunk, but it's not dark outside yet. The workers who are renovating your house are still here!"

Lou Xiao'e was really anxious. How could she be so impatient? She had to wait until it got dark, right?

"Of course, before renovation, we have to start with piling. Let me start with piling for a while..."

As usual, Lou Xiao'e immediately became obedient after getting into the mood.

An innocent resident in the next door yard said: "Who the hell, it started again before it gets dark, it's only been a few days since they took a break!"

"If you don't have the ability, then practice more. If you have the ability, then make me happy once!"

……

An hour later, it finally got dark and Lou Xiao'e nestled leisurely in Wang Hongtao's arms.

"Okay, sister-in-law, I have to go back first. If Brother Damao wakes up, I won't be able to explain it clearly."

Lou Xiao'e didn't show any intention of moving: "How can it be so fast? Today I went back to my parents' home and brought back half a box of aged Fenjiu, which was left over from the state banquet that year."

"Xu Damao can at least get up tomorrow morning!"

"By the way, Hongtao, how come you're okay after drinking so much?" Lou Xiao'e finally reacted and asked in surprise.

"What? Did you get that wine from your family?"

"Um?!"

So this is really the wine for the state banquet?

Damn! Unfortunately, most of it was lost to Ah Huang at the foot!

At this moment, Wang Hongbin from the Intermediate Court was staring at Ah Huang at his feet, wondering why this bastard fell asleep so quickly?

He thought there were no bitches in the city for him to pick on.

I observed Ah Huang's chest, it was still heaving, he was not dead!

So he raised his palm as big as a palm fan and slapped them, cursing: "Sleeping again! You're sleeping right after eating! Are you going to work or not?"

Ah Huang stood up suddenly, and looked around in confusion: Where is this? What happened to me?