Siheyuan: Happy life of veteran drivers

After they sat down, Xu Damao said with a smile on his face: "Brother Lao Wang, you just got here and you don't know that there are not many good people in our courtyard!"

"That's impossible? I think they are all very kind!" Wang Hongtao widened his eyes in disbelief.

Lou Xiao'e thought to herself: He's really pretending. If I didn't know what kind of person you are, I would have been fooled by you. But why is it that I can't hate him even though he is so bad?

"Oh my brother Lao Wang, you have only been here for a few days, but how long have I been living here? Why are you arguing with me about this?" Xu Damao said with great sorrow.

"Well, today I have to expose the true identities of my neighbors even if it means offending others, otherwise even bitter tea seeds like you will be cheated away by others!"

Lou Xiaoe: Tsk, it’s good enough that he doesn’t cheat you! When he cheats you guys, you will still praise him for being honest!

"Okay, Brother Xu, you talk, I'm listening! If you can't explain it clearly, I'll be furious with you!"

"Okay, let's talk about Jia Zhang first. She, Jia Zhang..."

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(Everyone knows what kind of people these birds are, so I won’t waste the word count, otherwise I could have at least two chapters here)

"Hiss...Brother Xu, are you saying that Sha Zhu is coveting someone else's wife?"

"And is Aunt Zhang really that kind of person?"

Xu Damao poured the wine and took a big sip:

"Can your brother Xu still deceive you for your entire life?"

"You, if you stay in our hospital for a long time, you will naturally know."

"Sister Xiao'e, is it really like what Brother Xu said?"

Lou Xiao'e nodded unhappily and stepped hard on Wang Hongtao: You are as smart as a monkey, how could you not see it?

But that little bit of strength was not enough to tickle Wang Hongtao. Wang Hongtao calmly filled Xu Damao's glass: "Brother Xu, I have to toast you with this glass of wine. If you hadn't reminded me, I would never have seen these things."

After saying that, he drank it all in one gulp.

After a moment's hesitation, Xu Damao also finished it in one gulp.

"By the way, brother, I haven't asked you what you do yet, why did the factory assign you three rooms all at once?"

"As for me, I drive the car. I am the only driver."

"So you're the driver, not bad."

"I'm the projectionist, you're the driver, we're both members of the same group, no wonder we get along so well."

"Brother, you are so young, you should be a deputy fifth level, right? But it's not bad, you can get about 40 yuan a month, and if you include subsidies and other things, it can be almost 50."

Wang Hongtao shook his head:

"I don't know about that. I'm driving for Deputy Director Li. He has the final say on how much I get paid. Anyway, I won't lose money."

"Oh, so you're Director Li's full-time driver? I'm so sorry..."

"Director Li is incredible. He is the most capable among the deputy directors. It is only a matter of time before my brother can rise to prominence with Director Li!"

When Xu Damao heard that Wang Hongtao was actually driving the car for Deputy Director Li, he immediately raised Wang Hongtao's importance by two levels.

There are two types of people around the leader whom you should never offend: one is the secretary, and the other is the driver. It may be far-fetched to ask them to help you, but it is very easy for them to do something bad to you.

"For the sake of my brother's future success, Brother Xu offers you a drink! I'll drink it, you can do whatever you want!"

"Dry!"

With the blessing of Xiaohuandan, Wang Hongtao's alcohol tolerance was naturally not comparable to Xu Damao. After a while, Xu Damao got drunk and started to stutter when speaking.

Lou Xiao'e couldn't refuse but drank a few glasses and a slight blush appeared on her face.

Wang Hongtao took the opportunity to say goodbye: "Brother Xu, how about we stop here today? I'll go to the front yard to find the third uncle and ask them to help me clean up the house."

"It's time for me to go to the guest house."

"Don't...don't go!"

"Why...stay in a guesthouse? There's a small bed in the outer room, you...just sleep there!"

Although Xu Damao was a little drunk, his mind was still clear and he did not let Wang Hongtao sleep with him.

“This is not good…”

"What's wrong with this?"

"We have one inner room... and one outer room..."

"Old...Old Wang, you have to listen to me, otherwise I will be angry with you..." Xu Damao tilted his head and spoke incoherently, and it seemed that he was about to lose consciousness.

"Since you are so enthusiastic, Brother Xu, I will respectfully obey your orders!"

"To thank Brother Xu for his warm hospitality, I'll toast you another glass!"

“Drink…Drink!”

After drinking two more glasses of wine, Xu Damao completely blacked out.

Can he keep taking the pills? On normal days, Xu Damao only drank one pound of milk, but today Wang Hongtao gave him two pounds of milk.

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"Sister Xiao'e, Brother Xu is drunk, shall we move him to the bed together?"

Lou Xiao'e was also a little confused, but she still cooperated and carried Xu Damao into the inner room.

"then you?"

"I've brought all my clothes and bedding, so I can sleep on the small bed outside. Sister-in-law, if you're tired, go to sleep first. I can clean the table tomorrow morning."

"Okay, then sister-in-law will go to sleep first, you can take care of the cleanup yourself."

After saying that, Lou Xiao'e also went to bed in a daze.

Wang Hongtao first went to the outer room to make the bed, and then waited quietly for the two people inside to get drunk.

Anyone who knows how to drink knows that you are not at your most dizzy right after drinking. It takes about half an hour for the drunkenness to kick in, and this is exactly the time Wang Hongtao was waiting for.

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Outside the house, Qin Huairu had come to Wang's house for the second time.

The first time she came and saw that the door of Wang's house was locked, she went back directly. After returning, Jia Zhang immediately drove her out, telling her to wait a little longer, and maybe he would be back soon.

But Qin Huairu knew that Jia Zhang didn't want her to eat delicious food, so she waited at the door of Wang's house for ten minutes, and only went back after she thought that the mother and son of the Jia family had finished eating.

Sure enough, this time Jia Zhang did not chase her away, but asked her to wash the dishes after eating. Looking at the only half steamed bun and a few drops of pickled vegetable juice left on the table, Qin Huairu felt very disappointed.

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It was late at night and everyone was asleep. Wang Hongtao guessed that the two men were drunk so he didn't wait any longer. He would fall asleep if he waited any longer.

He locked the door and went into the inner room.

It just so happened that Xu Damao's bed was big, and Wang Hongtao pushed Xu Damao to turn over. Xu Damao cooperated by rolling to the side, leaving room for two more people in the middle.

Wang Hongtao patted Xu Damao on the cheek first: "Brother Xu, Brother Xu?"

No reaction at all! Good thing!

Then Wang Hongtao no longer hesitated and reached out his hand...

"Da Mao, stop making trouble. I'm sleepy." Lou Xiao'e muttered softly.

It seems that my sister-in-law drank less, but a woman who is slightly tipsy is the most beautiful, as those who understand will understand.

"Ah, you're annoying, you always make me drool..."

"Xu Damao" doesn't care and continues.

(Under Xu Damao's unremitting efforts, Lou Xiao'e finally let out a secret. She felt that Xu Damao seemed to be particularly patient today.

"Hey, here you go, come on, what on earth do you want with just ten seconds of your stuff?"

As he said this, he raised his body in cooperation, and "Xu Damao" took advantage of the situation...

"Hmm? Why do I feel different today? Is it because I drank too much? Even the time has been longer." Lou Xiao'e squinted her eyes comfortably.

Another five or six minutes passed.

Just when Lou Xiaoe was surprised that it was so different from the past...

“Hu…Hu…”

There were familiar snoring sounds coming from the other side!

Xu Damao is on the left?

What's on the right?

Lou Xiao'e suddenly came to her senses and pulled back the quilt on "Xu Damao's" head, revealing a crew cut!

Wang Hongtao also knew that the truth had been revealed, and hurriedly covered Lou Xiaoe's mouth: "Shh, sister-in-law, don't talk!")

[To avoid adding more workload to the review, three onomatopoeias, four nouns, five verbs, and 600 words are omitted here]

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Wang Hongtao hugged Lou Xiaoe and said, "Okay, sister-in-law, don't cry. It's not your fault."

"We in the countryside all know that projectionists have mothers-in-law in every village and can enter the bridal chamber every night. I don't believe that you don't know anything after all this time."

"If Big Hat can do it, why can't you do it?"

"Didn't Big Hat say you can't have children? Then let's have one and show him who can't have children!"

Lou Xiao'e ignored him and continued crying.

"If you keep crying I will come again!" Wang Hongtao threatened.

"You...you just know how to bully me!" Lou Xiao'e finally said the first sentence.

"It's good that you're willing to talk, it's good that you're willing to talk!" Wang Hongtao said thankfully.

"Since it has already happened, sister-in-law, you might as well think more positively. It won't be good for the three of us if it gets out."

"But what if it doesn't get out?"

"Look, Big Hat has a son now. No one will scold him for being a family extinct."

"You have children now, and no one will say you can't lay eggs."

"As for me, forget it. I won't say anything. Just think of it as me doing a good deed. Who can blame me for having a kind heart?"

"Anyway, the three of us should get along well from now on. Living a good life together is better than anything else!"

After hearing this, Lou Xiao'e's eyes widened in confusion. Who the hell is this person?

shameless!

[Congratulations to the host for successfully breaking Lou Xiaoe's defense. The defense breaking level is A, and you get 280 perspective points. In addition, you are rewarded with five small yellow croakers and thirty large black cards.]

Wang Hongtao spoke seriously, but in fact he was shameless to the extreme. No wonder Lou Xiaoe's defense was broken at level A.

"So you're a pretty nice person."

Feeling sad that this man was so shameless, Lou Xiao'e grabbed Wang Hongtao hard while speaking.

"Hey, who made me cherish my sister-in-law?"

Wang Hongtao kept sticking to Lou Xiaoe and said a lot of nice things to her, and finally, with Lou Xiaoe's consent, he did it again, then he jumped off the bed and ran back to the outer room.

In the inner room, Lou Xiao'e hugged her arms, not knowing what she was thinking. She was sometimes shy and sometimes sad and angry. Finally, she fell asleep sweetly in the numbness.

Xu Damao continued snoring as usual.

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