A convenience store opened in Naruto

"I'll count to three, and then the poison will start to take effect on you."

"Who are you trying to scare? I won't be fooled again." Naruto was full of confidence and didn't take Ye Feng's words to heart at all. He even turned the flying needle back and forth in his hand, deliberately showing it to Ye Feng.

"Three, two..." Ye Feng turned his head away, as if he couldn't bear to see Naruto's miserable state, "One!"

After counting, Naruto looked left and right, up and down, and didn't see any adverse reactions on himself, nor did he feel any discomfort in his body, so he taunted: "Ha, uncle, I knew you were just trying to scare people. Are you disappointed to see that I'm fine?"

"Don't be impatient, let the bullets fly for a while." It was a pity that no one understood such a joke. Ye Feng didn't care. He pointed to the grass across the stream and said to Naruto, "Go, the grass there is malnourished. It just needs your fertilizer."

Naruto wanted to make a few sarcastic remarks, saying that Ye Feng was being mysterious and that he was clearly fine, but the sudden severe pain in his stomach made his face change suddenly, and he didn't bother to say anything. He covered his stomach and ran straight into the bushes.

Ye Feng reached out and took a mask from Kakashi with lightning speed, and put it on his face without hesitation.

Everyone quickly understood what Ye Feng meant. A crackling sound came from the grass where Naruto was squatting, followed by a foul smell.

"Kakashi, do you still have your mask? Lend me one." Kai covered his nose and asked Kakashi for the life-saving weapon.

"Lend me one too.", "I want one too.", "Make one for me too."...

Well, who would have thought that an inconspicuous mask would become a hot commodity now.

"No more. Ye Feng took the spare ones." Kakashi spread his hands, feeling helpless. The mask was not a weapon, so how could he carry so many with him?

Having a spare one would be enough, and he didn't expect that the mask could become a life-saving item at this time. Unfortunately, it's gone.

Kai had no choice but to cover his nose, pick up his backpack and move to another place. He couldn't stay in this place for a while. It was too smelly. He didn't know what Naruto had eaten to cause such smelly shit.

The others also picked up their backpacks and moved with Kai.

The bushes were not very high and could not completely block Naruto. His head was still exposed. Seeing this, Naruto shouted anxiously, "Wait for me, I'll be there soon!"

It would have been fine if he hadn't shouted. As soon as he shouted, everyone quickened their pace. Still waiting? They didn't want to stay in this damn place for even a second longer.

Naruto wanted to get up and chase after him, but his diarrhea couldn't be stopped just by him saying so. It was like a flood that had been opened, rushing out.

The new position was soon found, just upstream of the creek. Here, everyone who had been holding their breath finally stopped and breathed in big gulps of fresh air.

Although he was wearing a mask, it was not a gas mask and its effect was limited. Even Ye Feng held his breath and dared not breathe through his nose.

"Your move is too damaging. You kill one thousand enemies but lose eight hundred of your own." Kakashi's face under the mask was full of disgust. "Are the flying needles really poisonous?"

I don’t know if it’s an illusion or a psychological effect, but even here, Kakashi can still smell a foul odor. The smell follows him like a shadow, as if it is stuck to his mask.

Otherwise, why do they say some people have a nose as sensitive as a dog? The smell is hard to dissipate, just like when you eat hot pot in the room, you can still smell the smell in the evening if you eat it in the morning. The poison gas bombs produced by Naruto are also very powerful, and Kakashi has been wearing a mask, so there is a barrier between breathing, so the smell is even harder to dissipate.

As smart as Ye Feng was, he took off his mask as soon as he arrived at the new place and put it in his pocket. He also answered Kakashi's question: "I told him it was poisonous, but he didn't believe it. Is it my fault?"

"I don't blame you, he just didn't learn his lesson. But where did your poison come from?" Kakashi looked Ye Feng up and down, his face was bruised and swollen, but he still couldn't hide his curiosity. "Where did you get your flying needle from?"

Ye Feng's current appearance is much worse than his. At least his clothes are still intact. Ye Feng, on the other hand, is shirtless, and his shorts have several holes burned in them, and his body has turned into two colors.

When his big fireball hit Ye Feng, Ye Feng was doing push-ups. Due to the angle, the fireball only ignited half of Ye Feng's body. The other half was almost fine, but it was a little red due to the high temperature.

The part that was hit, uh... some parts were charred, some parts had cracked skin, revealing bright red flesh, there were dense blisters, and many of them were ruptured.

When Ye Feng kicked him, he didn't distinguish between his left foot and his right foot, he used both feet. That's why the blisters burst.

It was so miserable, but Kakashi didn't know what kind of perseverance Ye Feng had to endure the pain and kick him?

No one knew where Ye Feng, who was completely naked, got the flying needle from.

In your trouser pocket?

The white flying needle is not short and cannot fit into the trouser pocket.

First, let's rule out the correct answer. Ye Feng really did take it out from his trouser pocket: "My trouser pocket may look small, but the space inside is quite large. Isn't it more than enough to hold a flying needle?"

"The poison is the strong laxative I asked Bai for. I thought that when I catch an animal at noon, I would give it an injection first, so that it can clear its intestines and stomach. Then it will be easier to deal with when I deal with it."

There is such a thing? Kakashi was shocked: "Aren't you afraid that there will be residue inside and you will get hurt when you eat it?"

"I have a good physique, this medicine has no effect on me." Ye Feng's face was calm. He would not tell Kakashi that he, like Naruto, had touched it out of curiosity.

I have to say that the powerful laxative that Bai gave to Ye Feng is very useful and can be absorbed through the skin. It's just that Bai is too kind and never puts poison on the flying needles. He got the powerful laxative by chance and never used it. The amount was very small. Ye Feng used it once out of carelessness, and Naruto used it again out of carelessness, and now it is gone.

It was not meant to be a disposable thing, so if anyone was to blame, it was Naruto's dirty hands that touched the flying needle all over. The powerful laxative on it was wiped clean by Naruto's hands, otherwise Naruto would not have been hit so quickly, and would not have been unable to stop.

"Let's not talk about Naruto for now, let's talk about our problem first," Ye Feng said with a sneer, "You don't think that this matter will be over after being beaten, right?"

"If I didn't have some skills, with the injuries on my body, I would have a hard time even standing up, let alone fighting you."

"I don't think I need to wear clothes anymore. I can just wrap myself in bandages and use them as clothes. And there's also the question of my future life. I'm not like you guys. You have childhood sweethearts and crushes at a young age. I'm not popular with women. With this look on my face, which pretty girl would be attracted to me?"

"When I get old, I won't even have anyone to take care of me. It's not like you ninjas, when you die, you're dead, and the village will take care of your funeral. I'm just an ordinary person, with no name or surname, and maybe no one will find me until my body stinks."

What he said before was very reasonable, but Kakashi disagreed with what he said later: "You ordinary people? How can you, an ordinary person, beat me like this?"

There was no place on his body that didn't hurt, and it was swollen to a size almost larger than his original size.

"Why do you always dwell on whether I'm an ordinary person?" Kakashi had asked him this question several times. Kakashi didn't say he was tired of it, but Ye Feng was tired of hearing it. "I'll reiterate it one last time. I, Ye Feng, am just an ordinary person. You ninjas have all kinds of strange titles. You, Kakashi, are called the 'Copy Ninja', Gai is the 'Blue Beast' of Konoha, Hanzo of the Hidden Rain Village is known as the 'Demi-God', and the first Hokage is called the 'God of the Ninja World'. Even the gods have come out. Is there anything wrong with me saying that I'm an ordinary person? There's nothing wrong with me at all!"

"Just because you have the strength doesn't mean you have to sacrifice your life. Everyone has their own choices. Some people like it, some don't. Do you have to let me break my words apart for you before you can understand?"

"Like I told you the night before, some people aren't worth my efforts!"

At this point, what else can Kakashi say? He didn't want to force Ye Feng to make a choice. He was not a child anymore. Even if Ye Feng didn't tell him about the darkness in the village, he knew a little bit. But over the years, he had gotten used to the life in the village. He liked every tree and grass here. There were his important people and beautiful memories here. He didn't want to lose them.

However, as Ye Feng said, everyone has their own choices. He can choose to protect the village and contribute to the village, while Ye Feng can choose a different path from him.

He asked over and over again, just to make sure whether Ye Feng would take the opposite path from him. As long as he was not the opposite of him, he would feel relieved.

After a long silence, Kakashi finally spoke: "What do you want?"

"You know what I want."

"How can I know what you want if you don't tell me?"

"You should know what I want even if I don't tell you."

"No, I do not know."

"Pretending to be confused, huh?"

"I'm not playing dumb."

"No, you're just playing dumb."

"I'm sure I'm not playing dumb."

"I'm pretty sure you're just pretending."

???

Small heads, big question marks, one, two, three, four, five, six. Except for Naruto and the two people who were playing dumb, the rest of the people were confused. What was going on? Where were they talking about? What was they talking about?

Aren’t we discussing whether it’s hurt or not? Aren’t we discussing whether someone is ordinary or not? Why are they not understanding what we are hearing?

Sasuke just felt that similar conversations were somewhat familiar, but he was not very sure. Could this be some new trick?

“I have no money!”

Well, Sasuke was sure, this was the new trick, a new trick whose core content remained unchanged.

"Didn't you say you had some money under your bed?"

"You believe what I just said casually? Who would put money under the bed?" Kakashi broke out in a cold sweat. He really just said it casually, just acting with Ye Feng. Who would have thought that Ye Feng took it seriously.

"I believe it. Naruto will put it under the bed. Number One told me." Ye Feng was not lying. How did Naruto's private money disappear? It was Number One who found it under his bed.

"Haha, haha!" Kai always felt that he was offended and could only use awkward laughter to cover up his embarrassment.

"What are you laughing at, Kai?" Kakashi looked at Kai in confusion. He was discussing a very serious issue, and if you laugh at this time, wouldn't that put me at a disadvantage?

"Isn't this obvious? It means Kai also has the habit of putting money under the bed." Ye Feng gave Kai a thumbs up, good assist.

"Impossible!" Kakashi denied, "Gai always puts the money in the cabinet."

"How do you know?" Ye Feng looked at Kakashi suspiciously, and then he seemed to have thought of something and suddenly realized, "I knew that you two were having an affair. You knew such a private matter, and you still don't admit it?"

"You're talking nonsense!" If Kakashi hadn't been wearing a mask, his spit would have sprayed Ye Feng in the face. "He told me this himself."

"I don't believe it," Ye Feng said with an attitude of 'I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, I just don't want to listen', turning around and talking to Sasuke, Sakura, and Ningci, who were almost holding watermelons and turned into spectators, "Look, being single for a long time is prone to problems, and your orientation has changed. So if you have suitable candidates, you must confess quickly. I'm not worried about Sasuke and Neji, and I'm even less worried about Naruto, but Xiao Li, what can you do? Didn't you have a suitable candidate last time?"

"How about I talk to your teacher and ask him to give you two days off so you can go out and have a relationship? Your teacher has already decided on Kakashi, but he doesn't know that Kakashi is a playboy and has several relationships under his feet. He is a sea king and has several fish in his heart."

"It's thanks to your teacher's generosity that he was willing to be the subordinate. If it were someone else, wouldn't they have taken advantage of Kakashi's sleep, taken a pair of scissors and performed a small operation on him?"

"I'm telling you guys, huh? Mmmmm…."

Kakashi and Kai couldn't bear to listen any longer, so they held Ye Feng's arms one by one and covered his mouth to prevent him from making any sound.

Looking at the people who were so absorbed in listening to the gossip, Kai showed his teacher's authority and said seriously, "What are you guys still doing? It's noon now, aren't you going to eat? Let's go catch some fish!"

Struggling to free himself from the hand covering his mouth, Ye Feng shouted at the top of his voice: "I want to eat chicken, help me catch a chicken!"