A convenience store opened in Naruto

"Look at you, I didn't even use any strength and you fell down?" The clone shook his head, as if lamenting that Clone No. 1 was strong on the outside but weak on the inside. "You talk big, but as for your strength, you still need to practice more!"

Clone No. 1, who had already fainted, naturally could not hear the clone's mumbling.

The burning pain all over his body made the unconscious clone No. 1 frown unconsciously.

Without the ability to resist, he was automatically eliminated by the detection mechanism.

The victorious clone used his authority to exit the Eight Gates of Ninjutsu unscathed.

"The dust has settled!" The First Special, who was not far away, concluded.

The combined Hidan in the barrier tried hard not to laugh. The end? No no no, just one last step!

For some reason, when Boruto saw "Number One" being eliminated, he felt uneasy, as if something bad was about to happen.

"It has already happened!" Tao Lama covered his stomach, cold sweat dripping down his head, "Tell them to let me out, hurry up, I can't hold it anymore!"

He hadn't eaten for many years, and had only eaten meat in recent years. However, he didn't become as fat as Jiu Lama, but at most his face became a little rounder.

In the past, the food he ate would be digested directly without any residue left in the stomach. He had never known what it felt like to have a bowel movement, but for the first time, he felt what it was like to be in excruciating pain.

His stomach was rumbling and he felt a twitching pain, causing his body to tremble unconsciously.

He didn't dare shake too much, for fear that he would not be able to hold it in.

If it wasn't the first time that the lower opening was used, Tao Lama would not have been able to hold it in if he had any experience with going to the toilet.

Feeling the food starting to surge up, he opened his mouth and exhaled a breath of foul air. It wasn't an extremely bad smell, but more like the smell of someone who drank too much and wanted to vomit, the smell of stomach acid mixed with food after fermentation.

It doesn't smell bad, but it's even more disgusting.

"Hold on!"

Seeing Tao Lama about to vomit and have diarrhea, Boruto panicked and shouted at the top of his voice: "Seniors, please let me go, Tao Lama can't hold it anymore!"

Boruto would rather poop on the stage than let Tao Lama poop inside him. Just thinking about it makes him feel terrible. It seems that the saying is true that some people's brains are full of shit.

The spiritual space has no specific location in the body. Generally speaking, things related to mental power must be related to the brain.

The brain, the most mysterious place in the human body, can be called the body's control room. All instructions are sent from here. It should and only needs to be responsible for storing memories, not a pool of steaming feces.

"Ugh~"

Under the psychological effect, Boruto seemed to feel a bad smell coming out of his head and being brought in by his breath.

The respiratory tract was connected to the mouth again, and Boruto vomited directly as if he had really eaten it.

"Is your psychological endurance so poor?" Qianshou Feng turned to look at Tao Lama, who was trembling and trying hard to pretend that he was not nervous, and said speechlessly, "Why are you so nervous? I won't eat you!"

'You might as well eat me!'

Tao Lama thought to himself, forcing a smile: "No, I'm not nervous, I'm not nervous at all!"

Mom, I want to go home. I don’t want the fruit of the sacred tree anymore. It’s just a broken fruit. Whoever wants to eat it can eat it. Tao Lama wishes that time could go back so that he can plant his own trees on other planets. Why does he have to come to the Ninja World?

Otsutsuki Kaguya defected, so she defected. After planting trees for so long, can't you give her a break?

What kind of broken rule is this? Damn the Otsutsuki God, damn the sacred fruit, damn...

In his heart, he cursed all the Otsutsuki clan except Kaguya, including Tao Lama, whom he had cursed, and he did not feel satisfied at all.

The person in front of him was simply a devil, playing with everyone in his hands. Just relying on a false illusion, he caused Boruto to have a mental breakdown and scared himself to the point of vomiting.

"Hey, let me remind you, I didn't scare Boruto. Boruto is still eating ramen in the food court." Qianju Feng touched his nose and said meaningfully, "I'm not a devil. If some people didn't like to play tricks, I wouldn't have done this."

"Can you hear what I'm thinking?" Tao Lama was startled and quickly abandoned his wild thoughts. He just couldn't help but ask another question in his heart out of curiosity.

"How rare! When you communicate with Boruto, do you need to open your mouth to speak?" Senju Feng laughed dumbly, "This is a spiritual space, where a person's soul resides. Aren't psychological activities also controlled by the brain?"

"Of course, without special skills, most people can't use their soul power. You should understand that your current state is to survive in the form of a soul!"

Tao Lama's expression became even more bitter: "I understand, but I haven't used it for a long time and I forgot it!"

After living in this form for a long time, Tao Lama has forgotten that he is a soul. He doesn't want to occupy Boruto's body anymore, as that would be tantamount to seeking death. He just wants to wait a little longer, until everyone has forgotten about him, and then he will talk to Boruto and ask him to help him rebuild his body.

The timing is not right yet. The two Kaguyas just dealt with Isshiki a few days ago. If he stands out at this time, it would be like seeking death.

Qianshou Feng smiled again, didn't say anything more, and turned his gaze to the outside world.

Boruto's sudden vomiting made Naruto feel distressed, but the one who felt even more distressed than him was Sasuke. He had been with Boruto longer than Naruto, and Boruto learned his fighting style from him in the early stage.

"Quick, remove the seal on him!"

Minato naturally loves his grandson. Although he is not his biological son, he has called him "Grandpa, Grandpa" for several years, and there is no difference between him and a biological son.

Everyone was busy trying to untie the seals they had set. Although they were playing pranks, they still had to be careful about the limits.

The clone also came outside the barrier carrying the unconscious clone No. 1. Having completed his mission, he had no intention of staying on the stage for too long. He took clone No. 1 and stepped into the barrier.

And his appearance changed in one step, becoming his own appearance.

"Uncle?" Naruto was extremely surprised, "Didn't you say you wouldn't come?"

Suddenly thinking of what he and the others had just eaten, Naruto became angry again: "Uncle, you cheated. You came to participate in the competition, and you are going to step down?"

Boruto was talking about Ye Feng handing the food to him.

"I'm not affecting you!" The clone threw clone No. 1 to the ground. It was just a fake body and there was no need to restore it. The only thing he needed to do was to ensure that the soul separated from No. 1 was safe.

He turned to look at Naruto and the others, shrugged and said, "If I really made the ramen, you would have exploded a long time ago. It was made by the chef clone of No. 1. I just took it to scare you. See how brave you are!"

The combined Feidan also said at the right time: "Yes, it is fake, a plan to play a prank on someone, and you play an indispensable role in it!"

"Me?" Naruto pointed at himself, confused. Facing the questioning looks from others, he quickly waved his hands, "Don't talk nonsense. I'm not involved in any plan. Everyone, you know me. I don't have that kind of brain. I will definitely not be able to hold back my laughter!"

"Look into my eyes!" Sasuke almost put his face close to Naruto's and looked into his eyes.

Naruto showed no sign of weakness: "What's wrong with looking at your eyes? No means no!"

Seeing the two of them so close, the clone couldn't help but stretch out his hand.

"Whoosh!"

Sakura stood in front of the two of them and opened her arms alertly: "Uncle, what do you want to do?"

"Tsk!" The clone took his hand back with some regret, "Brother Sakura, if it doesn't work out, just find someone else. Look at how passionate they are. Look at them when they grow up, shoulder to shoulder, almost arm in arm. I bet one of them will go find Orochimaru in the future. Sasuke is the most likely one. He has a criminal record. Maybe the next time you see Sasuke, he'll call you 'sister'!"

"Ah~" The others started to make a noise with a look of disgust on their faces.

Sasuke then realized that the action was too intimate. He felt uncomfortable when he was so close to Sakura. If Ye Feng hadn't interrupted him, he really wouldn't have noticed anything wrong.

In an instant, he flew backwards and put some distance between himself and Naruto.

"Stay away from me!" Sasuke rubbed his arms with a look of disgust. He thought it was nothing, but the clone gave him goose bumps. "Boss, it can't be me. Naruto has a worse criminal record. He secretly improved the harem technique and wanted to win the championship in this competition."

"How do you know?" Naruto blurted out, and then realized that he had let the cat out of the bag and hurriedly explained, "It's fake, he is framing me. You know me, I stopped playing with these things more than ten years ago!"

"Really?" Sasuke mercilessly exposed him, "Where is the crystal ball in the Hokage's office?"

The crystal ball that the Third Generation used for peeping was banished to the cold palace when Tsunade came to power. When Kakashi came to power, he took it out of the cold palace. However, he did not peek into places like bathhouses like the Third Generation did, but instead peeped into bookstores.

After all, he is a Hokage and he has to pay attention to his image. It is impossible for him to hold the "Intimate Paradise" that he always had in his hand. But what should he do if he wants to watch it?

In the bookstore, he would read whatever books were bought by whoever he met. It was not until after he abdicated that he bought several books in one go. He did so both for his collection and to relieve his own frustration of not being able to read enough.

After Naruto came to power, the crystal ball was placed in his drawer.

Sasuke naturally knew that Naruto was there to look after the child, but the others didn't know. Didn't they say they were framing him? Then they framed him thoroughly.

"Don't think I don't know that you took the crystal ball to your home!"

"No, the crystal ball was taken away by Teacher Jiraiya!" For the sake of his own reputation, Naruto didn't bother to keep the secret from Jiraiya. If Sasuke continued to talk about it, who knows what would happen.

“Can you please pay attention to me?” Boruto, whose many seals were unlocked, struggled and almost cried, “Can you let me go down? I just came up to deliver a takeaway!”

The two Black Zetsu held his arms, one on the left and one on the right, and sandwiched him in the middle as if they were afraid that Boruto would run away.

After listening to the gossip for a while, the clone turned his attention to Boruto with satisfaction: "Be patient for a little while, it will be over soon!"

"I can bear it, but Tao Lama can't!" Looking at Tao Lama, who was curled up in the spiritual space, his face turned pale and sweat kept pouring out, Boruto wanted to cry but had no tears, "Uncle, you can change the time of Tao Lama's attack first!"

"Change it yourself!" The clone squatted down and put his hand on the top of clone number one's head. A glowing white ball was pulled out of clone number one's body by him. "Does this thing look familiar? Do you want to do it yourself, or do you want me to help you?"

“Isn’t this a soul ball?”

Outside of the Kusagakure Village, which has become history, everyone who was present at the time recognized what it was.

Naruto jumped up and said, "Uncle, why did you extract the soul of Number One?"

"I'd love to!" The clone tossed the soul ball up and down, and seeing Boruto's confused face, as if he didn't understand what he was saying, he couldn't help but smile, "Playing dumb won't work with me. Since you don't want to make a choice, I'll help you!"