A convenience store opened in Naruto

"Don't untie it? Oh, so naive!" Hei Zetsu's face was ashen, and he was ready to be humiliated.

Since Ye Feng transformed into Thousand-Handed Maple and lured them to eat the food, he must have come here for fun, otherwise why would he go through so much trouble?

As expected, in the face of the combined Feiduan's pleading, Qianju Feng shrugged his shoulders and said, "Senior, it's not that I'm cruel, you said I'm here, right? If I just let you go, wouldn't the scene that so many people outside are looking forward to be ruined?"

"Can you bear to disappoint so many people?"

"I can't bear it! I really can't bear it!" Fused Feiduan nodded, his face full of grief and indignation, "They want to watch the fun, just go back and try it themselves!"

"How about this, junior," the combined Feiduan said with a sly smile, "There are so many strangers in the food court, you can change your appearance and blend in with them, then you can set up restrictions, not allowing flying, not allowing teleportation, not allowing the use of your own strength, and bring your physical fitness to the level of ordinary people."

"If someone accidentally eats the food you made, they will definitely clench their buttocks and look for the toilet in a panic. What do you think of this idea?"

He knew that if he expressed this idea, he would definitely be beaten up by everyone, but, I am the fused Feiduan, and I can only exist for an hour. When the time is up, it has nothing to do with me, and I won’t be the one who suffers!

The combined Hidan was fearless and full of expectations: "Since I gave you a good idea, how about letting us go, junior?"

He didn't expect Ye Feng to really let them go, as long as he didn't get angry in the ring. As for after he got off the ring, there were many toilets, so he could go wherever he wanted without worrying about blockage.

It was a very damaging idea, but it was rare that no one objected. It was better for others to suffer than for themselves. They would talk about it later. Anyway, they were not the ones who came up with the idea, and they had their own combined Fei Duan to withstand the firepower.

The time of fusion is over? Oh my god, won't they be able to reunite?

Then you will be the one who gets beaten up!

'Don't agree to it, don't agree to it!'

In the audience seats outside, there was a lot of cursing directed at the fused Feiduan. Looking at Senju Feng who looked thoughtful, they became even more anxious and wanted to rush onto the stage and tear the fused Feiduan's mouth apart.

I'm sorry to bother you with your words. If you hadn't said that, Qianshou Feng might not have thought of such a mean trick. Or maybe he had thought of it but just didn't dare to use it. With your provocation, the abandoned plan might be reactivated.

"It's boring. It's not interesting at all. The audience is busy tasting the food. Who has the time to pay attention to other people? The stage is interesting. You can just release the suppression and let the primitive power in their bodies burst out first. Just release the combined power of Fei Duan alone..."

A group of people surrounded Ye Feng. This time he landed at an unfortunate place, right at the gathering place of the Gods of Destruction. Among those who had been fooled were Beerus and Champa from Dragon Ball 2, and Whis who had witnessed the whole process of them being fooled.

It turns out that they are not the only three who love food. The other three in the Dragon Ball world are all foodies. Bardos is a little better. Although he also likes to taste delicious food, he is used to living a "hard life" with Xiangpa, so he can eat or not eat.

All the Bados had made up their minds that they would never eat anything from any stall in the food court, and they would not accept anything handed to them by anyone.

Anyway, it will pass if they just bear with it. If they can't eat it during the competition, they can eat it after the competition. It's not like they will never be able to eat it again except today. At worst, they can just go find the stall owner behind the stall afterwards and make it separately!

"Quiet, quiet!" Ye Feng stretched out his hand and pressed down, asking the many Destroyers surrounding him to calm down first, "Don't worry, I will never use such a damaging move. Those who know me know that I am a person with a bottom line!"

"The theme of our competition was stated at the beginning, which is to eat well, drink well, and have fun!"

"I hereby promise everyone that no matter whether it is this year or any future years, there will absolutely be no food poisoning during the competition."

"All grudges will be settled in the ring!"

"Don't worry about what Qian Shou Feng says. I will disband him as soon as the game is over!"

His voice spread throughout the entire audience. No matter where you sat, you could hear Ye Feng's voice.

The many gods of destruction then gave up.

Ye Feng breathed a sigh of relief. For a moment, he really wanted to give it a try, but after thinking about it, he decided to give up. This was not in line with the theme he had set.

Besides, why would he have nothing better to do than to "poison"?

Except this time, when did he not tell you in advance?

The incident with Changpa was an exception. It was Beerus who wanted to punish Changpa, so it had little to do with him.

'However, you can give the hidden Easter eggs a try! '

He can blend in and doesn't have to really cook it. Isn't there Naruto? The food Naruto cooks tastes most like his own.

He can pretend to be someone else first, and after they place their orders, he can secretly notify Naruto and ask Naruto to make an identical one.

After others have finished eating, he returns to his original form, scaring others first, and then when they are anxious to find a toilet, he lets Naruto appear.

Such a plan can achieve the same goal without embarrassing everyone.

"Very good, the Tricky Battle will begin after Naruto finishes the game!"

But you have to carefully distinguish between them. Some people can accept jokes, while others cannot. You also need to grasp the balance and must not make mistakes.

Turning his gaze back to the ring, Qianshou Feng thought for a long time and finally came up with a change of heart. His eyebrows slightly raised, with a surprised look: "It is indeed more interesting when you say that!"

"But..." Looking up and down at the combined Fei Duan, Qian Shou Feng was amazed, "You are really not afraid of being beaten. If you provoke public anger, I can't help you. They can't beat me, but it's easy for them to deal with you!"

Although Hidan's immortality is supplemented by the Hundred Healings Technique, which greatly improves his recovery ability, the Hundred Healings Technique is not omnipotent. If his body is directly beaten into a vaporized state, he cannot recover like Majin Buu.

If he was beaten like that, he would really be dead.

Of course, for Ye Feng's sake, Fei Duan can be spared the death penalty, but he cannot escape the punishment of life.

His strength is not even top-notch in the ring, let alone outside the ring. There are many people who directly crush him with their strength.

"They can catch you, lock you in a cage with only your head showing, and put you in the most conspicuous place in the food court. They can also put a piece of paper on the cage with 'He is the one who came up with the idea' written on it. Do you think everyone who passes by you will flick your head?"

"Or find a trash can, with only your head exposed, and a hole on the side for throwing away trash. Pour the leftover trash from everyone's meals into it, and your body will be like soaking in a slop bucket. Then someone will keep feeding you water and food. If you don't eat, you'll be hungry. If you eat, you'd better pray that there's nothing I did in it, otherwise..."

A trash can can be a swill bucket or a pit toilet.

As Senju Feng spoke, images appeared in the mind of the combined Feiduan. He could not control it at all. Even if he didn't think about it, the images seemed to be imprinted in his mind and could not be shaken off.

Shivering with a chill all over his body, Hetai Feiduan hugged Qianju Feng's thighs tighter: "Junior, stop talking, junior, I was wrong, I shouldn't have invited you, if you hadn't come, I wouldn't have thought of such a mean move, and you wouldn't have come up with such a mean way to deal with me!"

Fused Hidan admitted that he couldn't stand that.

He dares to fight anyone with real guns and swords. Regardless of whether he can win or not, at least he has courage. His immortality gives him enough confidence.

But, if you become a stick in the trash can, surrounded by all kinds of garbage, or become a shit stirring stick, you will only stir your own shit.

There is no such thing as dry diarrhea, it is all watery. When the yellow liquid flows down the trouser legs, it is slippery and warm at the same time, ugh~

"vomit!"

The combined Hidan was defeated by his own rich imagination. If that were the case, he would rather die!

"Everyone!" The combined Fei Duan did not let go of Qianju Feng's thighs, as if he would feel safe only by holding tightly. He shouted to the invisible audience around him, "I was wrong, everyone. I swear to Sister Hui, I just spoke impulsively. Don't take it seriously, and don't think about dealing with me. We are all friends, right?"

"This is the first time you meet many of these people!" Number One hugged his arms and leaned against the tree trunk, his face full of satisfaction at seeing the hustle and bustle.

"Sure enough, when the uncle is around, there is no dull moment!"

Number One lamented that he was not mature enough and needed to continue learning from Ye Feng.

"If you don't speak, no one will think you're dumb!" The combined Hidan jumped up, hugged Senju Feng's shoulders, and patted the latter's clothes, "Look, look, what is this? This is the uniform of our Akatsuki organization!"

"The younger generation's position is very clear. He is on our side. Number One, if you don't want to lose face in the ring, just admit defeat now and I can spare your life. Otherwise..."

The combined Fei Duan narrowed his eyes and smiled evilly: "When the junior restrains you and I stuff spicy strips into your mouth, don't blame me for not remembering our friendship!"

"Oh!"

Number One spit at the combined Fei Duan with disdain: "What old relationship do we have? I've disliked you for a long time, uncle, when I beat him up later, don't stop me, I must let him see what it means to be a big king! If I don't beat him up once and for all, I won't be called Number One!"

"You weren't called number one!" Qian Shou Feng rolled his eyes and walked aside. "You two are free to do whatever you want. Everyone is here now. Inspired by my seniors, I came up with a good idea. Since you want to fight, forget it. We don't have enough time!"

The name "Number One" came from his mouth at the beginning, and he just used it to make it easier to distinguish Naruto's many shadow clones.

He remembered that when he was helping Naruto take the class placement test, he taught Naruto how to cheat and let Number One take the test.

It was also at that time that Number One, who was originally the main body of Naruto and did not want to come out and just wanted to hide, officially decided to come out and make a break with the past.

It was also at that time that the code name "Number One" was officially given to Number One. In fact, Number One was Naruto!

He is not a shadow clone, he just has some of the characteristics of a shadow clone!

"Don't we need to care about Obito?" The fused Nagato has not forgotten the escaped Obito. The people he wants to deal with, in order, are first Black Zetsu, then Obito, and then Madara.

The former is the root of the problem, the middleman is the implementer of the problem, and although the latter should be regarded as the middleman according to the proportion of the problem, he is also a person who has been deceived from beginning to end. It is better to say that he is a shield for the former rather than participating in the problem.

But some things are done, whether you are deceived or not.

"Don't worry about him," Qianshou Feng waved his hand and said casually, "They can't run away. Just wait, they will come back to find us soon!"

"What good idea?" Number One instantly gave up the idea of ​​arguing with the combined Hidan.

Trying to stall for time and delay the attack as long as possible, the combined Hidan pretended to be nonchalant and said, "It's not targeting us, is it? Juniors, we can't stand it."

"I never target anyone!" Qianshou Feng didn't even believe what he said. He waved his hand, signaling everyone to gather around him. "I'm telling you, first do this... then this... and finally do this... understand?"

“I understand, I understand!” Number One nodded the most actively. He rubbed his hands impatiently, “Uncle, let’s get started!”

The competition with the uncle is finally about to begin. No. 1 has been waiting for this day for a long time.

Although he did not follow Naruto on his first mission, from the memories shared afterwards, he learned that Ye Feng, without adding any other abilities as a clerk, in a short period of time, went from initially sensing chakra to increasing the total amount of chakra to a level that shocked Kakashi. In the next few days, he even reached a level comparable to that of the original chakra ancestor.

Number One really wanted to know, what could Ye Feng achieve in a few months without relying on the clerk's abilities?

He wanted to see if, after five years of hard practice, he could keep up with Ye Feng's pace.

"Don't accuse me of bullying you." Number One's true strength could not be hidden in front of Qian Shou Feng. He took off his robe, revealing the black short shirt underneath, and said, "You return the borrowed power, and I will suppress my power to the same level as you. Neither of us needs to rely on external forces. As you wish, let's have a good fight!"

"But..." Number One said hesitantly, "I want to see your true strength, uncle!"

"Then there's no point in competing. Crush me!" Qianshou Feng handed the robe to Lin, who looked the cleanest, and flexed his wrists. "In the entertainment group's ring, all the people put together are no match for me!"

"I believe this!" The Black Zetsu, who couldn't spit out anything, rolled up his sleeves and showed them to everyone, "I have more than a hundred Sharingan on my body. Although I used some of them before, I still have dozens of chances to revive. They were all destroyed in less than a few minutes!"

There are densely packed eyes on his arms, and each of them is closed.

Black Zetsu got goosebumps when he saw this, and couldn't help but smack his lips: "What price did you pay to get these from Orochimaru?"

The increase in research topics inevitably distracted Orochimaru, who was obsessed with the Sharingan.

There are more than a hundred Sharingans, all of which have three magatama. I'm afraid Orochimaru's stock must have been emptied.

"Then don't worry about it!" Daikoku Zetsu himself felt awkward watching it. He just showed it for a while and then put his sleeves down. However, he felt a little guilty.

He would never admit it even if he was beaten to death. He had betrayed another self again and again, and without the other self's knowledge.

Orochimaru was very curious about the body composition of Black Zetsu and wanted to study what was the difference between him and the real Otsutsuki clan members.

But obviously, his real intention was not to study the latter, but probably to target Ye Feng.

Ye Feng also contributed to the reshaping of Black Zetsu's body, and this contribution caused Black Zetsu's talent to soar to a terrifying level.

This is the part that Orochimaru wants to study. He wants to see if this part can be applied to himself.

Of course, he could go directly to Ye Feng for questioning, but there are not many normal scientists like Bulma. If he really can't figure out the answer, perhaps he will find Ye Feng.

"Tsk, what's the big deal?" Hei Jue curled his lips in disdain and said with a hint of meaning, "Hey, I also want to rely on external things, but my talent is too strong, so I don't need those messy things!"

Great Black Zetsu did not respond. He would get the same treatment as Black Zetsu sooner or later. It was just that he didn't have enough time. Otherwise, he would not have used this method to cheat in this martial arts competition.

He wanted to wait until all the conditions were met, and then use the Spirit Time Chamber to reach the limit of what he could achieve in one fell swoop, shocking everyone!

"Hmph! Wait, when I show up next time, I'll let you know why I'm called Dahei Zetsu!"

If Black Zetsu knew what he was thinking, he would be overjoyed. Is strength important to them? It's not important. The most important thing is to be with his mother.

With Ye Feng's protection, his mother no longer has to worry about threats from the family, and he doesn't have to worry about launching his next millennium plan!