A convenience store opened in Naruto
Chapter 279: Fanning the flames is a professional
"I told you to stop coughing later!" Little Naruto patted his stomach and warned, "I'm telling you, Kurama, do you think I want hush money for myself? Wrong, totally wrong, I'm doing it for you!"
'Don't forget where the snacks around you came from!'
Jiu Lama was a little speechless. Yes, he admitted that the snacks around him were...
"You just bought a few for me?" Jiu Lama was angry, "You bought them, and you are taking the blame for it?"
Those were all bought for it by Ye Feng, and some were bought for it by Kaguya. Little Naruto threw in a few bags of snacks out of embarrassment.
But what was thrown in was not as much as what Naruto took out.
"Just tell me whether you bought it or not?" Naruto said with his neck stiff.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
"I told you I was sharing some of your burden for your own good, but you didn't believe me. Now you feel better, aren't you angry?" Naruto gloated.
Before, Jiu Lama threatened him that if he didn't buy snacks for him, he would complain to Ye Feng.
Although he hadn't bought the snacks yet, Naruto had to prepare them in advance.
All the stolen money has been spent, and he is now penniless. He finally found another sucker, himself, and planned to cheat him to fill the gap, and by the way, he can also buy snacks to shut Jiu Lama up.
But Jiu Lama always interrupted.
Can't you wait until I get the hush money before interrupting me?
'You're such a fool!'
If little Naruto was in front of him now, Kurama swore that he would open Naruto's head and see what was inside.
I, Jiu Lama, am an energy creature. I gained weight because my environment has been better recently, my mood is better, and I was angry. I also learned how to do it. I couldn't control the surging energy for a while, so I looked fat.
I’m not fat because I’ve eaten too much recently!
I am an energy creature and I don’t even have a digestive system, so how can I get angry?
Why don’t I go to heaven?
"You idiot, I coughed, and you just looked at me?" Kurama would not spoil little Naruto, "Don't you know what my personality is?"
Apart from No. 1, it is the fox that knows Ye Feng best. Doesn't it know that birds of a feather flock together? It didn't need money before because it didn't need it before, but now it needs it. It wishes that little Naruto could cheat money from it. It doesn't matter whose money Naruto cheats, because it will be the one that benefits anyway.
How could he interrupt little Naruto at such a critical moment?
If it wasn't inappropriate and it needed to maintain its cool personality, it would have wanted to say something to Naruto.
"I coughed!" Minato rubbed his temple and said awkwardly, "Let me clarify here that Kushina did not hit me, and she has never hit me!"
She can't beat me!
This was not said because those who understand will understand that quarreling between husband and wife is one thing, but getting physical is another.
It is impossible for two people to agree on everything. One must be strong and the other weak.
It doesn’t mean that a disadvantaged person is really disadvantaged. It depends on in which aspect. Only if he is weak at home but strong outside, he can be considered a qualified disadvantaged person.
Minato loves Kushina very much, and Kushina loves Minato too, but the environment in which Kushina grew up has destined her to not put herself in a weak position.
Kushina's strength was developed step by step, and Minato saw it all, so he naturally knew how to cooperate with Kushina.
Isn’t this good? At least they have known each other for many years and have never quarreled or disagreed with each other.
Except for the moment of his own death, this was the first time that Minato disagreed with Kushina's idea.
Naruto also reacted, and suddenly realized and said: "You said so many things in a roundabout way, just to get hush money?"
"No!" Naruto couldn't just watch the duck fly away. "Just tell me if what I said makes sense?"
"That makes sense, but we are not from the same world, and my mother can't control me!" Naruto is also poor. If he doesn't use Hinata's money, he really can't afford to give it to his other self. Maybe he will have to add Minato's hush money.
"He has found a way to break the impasse. Kurama, what do you think we should do?" Naruto asked Kurama for his opinion.
Indeed, if Ye Feng did not give them permission, they would not be able to use the space-time gate at all, so there would naturally be no question of whether to keep their mouths shut or not.
Jiu Lama was speechless. Brother, if you don’t use your brain, just throw it away. Who are you communicating with?
You say it in front of people, do you think they can't hear you or what?
"Kurouma, please say something, the duck is about to fly away!" Little Naruto was a little anxious. This was the best solution he could come up with. It was not easy to cheat other people, and he couldn't bring himself to ask Himawari for money.
"I say you dam!" Jiu Lama couldn't stand it anymore and kicked Naruto out of the "chat group".
"Minato, please make room for me. I can't stay here for another day!"
Following a mentally retarded person, there is no way out.
No, I'll find a chance to talk to Ye Feng and ask him to transfer me. If I had known, I would have followed No. 1!
Jiu Lama regrets his decision!
When No. 1 and little Naruto "separated", Ye Feng asked for its opinion and asked it who it wanted to follow.
He didn't realize the situation at the time and said that he was used to staying in Naruto's body and didn't want to change places.
As a result, No. 1 took off, and there was no change in little Naruto.
If I had known this would happen, I would have let Ye Feng transfer it no matter what.
Naruto, who was kicked out of the chat group, seemed to have lost all his energy and spirit, and collapsed on the chair.
"It's over, I'm dead!"
The duck flew away and could not fill the hole. Little Naruto felt like the sky had fallen on him and he had no mood to see the new illusion created by Number One.
What was shown in the illusion was nothing but what Naruto had experienced before, which was edited and released by No. 1.
Excluding the blood factor, Naruto's experience is a history of struggle. Until he became Hokage, he never changed his original intention.
No matter how big the difficulties were, Naruto never backed down or felt lost. He only became more determined.
Although the battle scene did not arouse much interest from Goku and others in the two Dragon Ball worlds, they admired Naruto's spirit.
After experiencing so many hardships, they were still able to maintain a kind heart. They asked themselves that it seemed that no one except Wukong could do it.
Sometimes, it is very simple to let go of the past. For example, Tien Shinhan, Piccolo, Vegeta and others all had conflicts with Goku in the past and did a lot of bad things.
Especially Vegeta. Before coming to Earth, he killed people based on the number of planets he killed. He himself didn't even know how many people's blood was on his hands.
Compared with the artificial man, he has simply turned over a new leaf.
But in the eyes of those he destroyed, Vegeta is undoubtedly more terrifying than the androids!
Before their excited hearts could cool down, the next scene made their blood boil even more.
"Dad, did you buy your position as Hokage?"
"Dad, you are so embarrassing!"
"Dad, you..."
Each sound of disdain and disgust came from Boruto’s truest thoughts in the past.
"Snapped!"
Beerus slammed the table and shouted angrily: "You look down on your father? What qualifications do you have to look down on your father?"
He saw that Ye Feng had almost put the food on a plate and was ready to serve it, so he moved from the recliner to the chair.
The chair hadn't even warmed up yet when Boruto got angry.
"Good boy, if it weren't for your father, would you be so popular in school? Without your father, would you have so many friends? Look at the people around you, all of them are from big families. For example, that guy called Yue, his father or his mother is also one of the three famous ninjas in the ninja world!"
"You have no skills at all, who would recognize you when you go out?"
"If it weren't for your father's sake, in which country would you be able to be a guest of honor?"
"Mad, I'm so mad!"
The more he talked, the angrier Beerus became, to the point of forgetting that he wasn't wearing clothes with sleeves.
Rolling up his "sleeves", Beerus pointed at Boruto and said, "Come on, let the Otsutsuki inside you come out. You rely on him, but without him, what would you be?"
"Let him out. I want to see how awesome he is!"
"I can't crush him to death!"
Beerus' eyes narrowed in anger.
As soon as Whis saw Beerus like this, he knew that he was in trouble. Beerus was really angry. If this happened in another place, Beerus would not be in good shape if he didn't vent his emotions.
Any place where Beerus has vented his anger will turn into nothingness. Even the King of Gods would be overwhelmed when seeing it. Without hundreds or thousands of years, there will be no life there.
Even he had to take Beerus seriously when he was angry.
Just as Whis was considering how much strength to use to knock Beerus out, the top of the scepter in his hand lit up. The harassing call from Champa made Whis' eyes light up.
In the Palace of the God of Destruction of Universe 6, Champa was sitting at the dining table, in front of him were all kinds of, um... small plates!
Each small plate was filled with just enough food to fill his teeth.
"Is it, the New Year?" Xiangpa couldn't remember how long it had been since he had seen such a scene, ever since someone had suggested to Bados that he was too fat and needed to lose weight.
He has never had enough to eat since then.
Although he no longer needs to rely on food to maintain his condition, he cannot change his habits formed over the years, otherwise he would not be so fat.
Moreover, he had completed all the targets of the work of destroying God and was standing at the pinnacle of the universe. He did not need to practice every day. What else could he do except sleep?
Isn't eating the only hobby left?
"Don't let me know who you are, or I'll kill you!"
Countless times, Xiangpadu gritted his teeth and asked Bados who gave her the idea, but Bados never told him.
After years of saving money, Xiangpa suddenly saw a large table of delicious food prepared by Bardos. He couldn't believe his eyes and was even more suspicious...
"Sniff sniff!"
Lying on the food and sniffing it, Xiangpa said suspiciously: "Bados, tell me the truth, did you poison me? Do you want to change the God of Destruction?"
"Hoo ho!"
Bardos covered his mouth and chuckled: "What are you talking about? I saw that you have been working hard to lose weight recently, so I specially prepared a big meal to reward you. How dare you doubt me so much?"
"Oh my!" Bardos said pretending to be sad, "If you don't want to eat it, forget it, but you just feel sorry for my kindness. Oh, forget it!"
'If you don't eat the food, it will expire! ' Bardos thought to himself as he turned around.
Xiangpa used to like eating, and he stored a lot of food in the Palace of the God of Destruction. After he started to lose weight, these foods were transferred by Bados and apparently destroyed.
Over the years, except when he was working outside, Xiangpa had always eaten the food he had in stock.
Even if Bardos had a way to prevent food from spoiling, she was too lazy to do it. Anyway, destroying the special environment of the palace of gods could preserve the food for a long time.
The stock on top had been eaten up, and the food at the bottom had started to taste bad. Some of the food that was really inedible was also destroyed by Bados.
Xiangpa, who believed what Bados said, didn't even use chopsticks. He picked up Xiaodie and put it into his mouth. He smacked his lips, and when he couldn't taste it, he slapped his forehead.
"I almost forgot, Bardos, give me your scepter, I want to talk to my brother!"
Knowing that Champa wanted to show off, Bardos handed the scepter to Champa: "Beerus may not accept it."
It’s an old tradition. Before every meal, I have to make a harassing phone call to Beerus. I feel uncomfortable if I don’t call Xiangpa.
But because Beerus often sleeps, sometimes for decades, Whis would answer the phone a few times at first, but later he got tired of it and started calling more than a dozen times a day, showing off an egg every time, which left Whis speechless.
Whis wanted to tell Champa the truth. This kid was crazy. He treated an egg as a treasure. How did he associate Beerus with eating garbage just because he saw the leftovers of Beerus?
Weiss was afraid that he would be unable to help but expose the truth if he continued, so he simply stopped answering. Anyway, if something really happened, Bardos would have plenty of ways to contact him.
Xiangpa didn't know what was going on and thought that his good brother was unwilling to answer his call because he couldn't save face.
Whenever he thought of this, Xiangpa wanted to laugh. As a God of Destruction, he actually picked up garbage to eat. It really brought shame to the God of Destruction!
What? You said I don't eat well?
Please, I'm eating a fat-reduced meal, no matter how bad it is, it's better than your leftovers!
"Oh, it's Lord Xiangpa, are you having dinner?" Weiss, who answered the phone, said with a smile, "What a coincidence, we are having dinner too!"
"It's working?" Xiangpa rubbed his eyes and asked after making sure he was not mistaken, "Is Beerus awake?"
When he is alone, Bardos does not count, because Bardos is an angel, not a human. Xiangpa calls Beerus brother.
But as long as they meet, even through the screen, he will say it loudly, you are just Beerus!
Having known each other for many years, both brothers have tsundere personalities. Whis naturally knows what kind of personality Champa has. He is a guy with a hard mouth but a soft heart, so he scolds harshly. If an outsider scolds Beerus, Champa will be the first one who will not forgive him.
"He's awake. He just woke up a short while ago, but he's still in a bad mood!" Whis turned the scepter so that Champa could see Beerus.
With Whis's "morning grumpiness" as a foreshadowing, when Champa saw Beerus frowning and baring his teeth, he really thought that Beerus had not woken up yet, and he never expected that Beerus was really angry.
"Hey, Beerus!" He raised the little butterfly in his hand and said ostentatiously, "Look at what I ate today. You haven't seen it before, right? This kind of high-end stuff, I don't need to guess that you have never seen it. Haha, do you want to try it?"
"As long as you call me brother, I will give you a plate!"
"Idiot!" Seeing Champa, Beerus's anger instantly subsided a lot, "Is it enough to fill your own gaps?"
The small plate was not even as big as Pa's hand, and Beerus spoke disdainfully of the food on it.
Still advanced?
The rest of the soup he ate was richer than this!
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