A convenience store opened in Naruto

"Let me do it. I'm always very patient with small animals!" Ye Feng held the little elephant and couldn't let it go.

Number One thought to himself: Ah yes, I have the patience to eat them.

Tuntun avoids you when he sees you, and Parker doesn't dare to come out now.

Last time, he was forced to be summoned by Kakashi and he even bit Kakashi.

It’s unclear whether the flesh on Orochimaru’s Mangeki has grown well.

But I have to say that the meat of the snake is indeed very tender and has no strange smell.

As if he heard No. 1's thoughts, Ye Feng glanced at No. 1.

Number One immediately looked at his nose and pretended nothing had happened.

"Hey, I've been taking care of Lord Beerus for a long time, and I know his habits very well. Let me do it!" Whis affectionately played the face rubbing game with little Beerus.

Seeing how little Beerus was enjoying himself, Whis laughed so hard that his eyes almost disappeared.

"Let me do it!" Ye Feng pinched the little elephant's nose amid the little elephant's protest. "It's obvious that Beerus has been spoiled by you. If you go at this time, it will only have the opposite effect."

"Let me do it!" Whis didn't quite agree with this point, "At least Lord Beerus and I have something in common. If you go, you won't be able to find an excuse to comfort me."

"Let me do it……"

"Let me do it……"

……

The two seemed to be caught up in a competition, talking back and forth, all of their remarks sounded nice, but neither of them had any intention of standing up.

"Anyone can do it!" Beerus said anxiously, "If it doesn't work, both of you can come together!"

Pretending to cry was embarrassing enough, and pretending to cry for so long was even more embarrassing, not to mention that there were so many people watching.

Beerus suddenly felt fortunate. These people would only live for a hundred years at most, and half of their time had already passed. In the time it took him to sleep, these people would die of old age.

Unlike Xiangpa, if Xiangpa were here, wouldn’t we meet each other once in the future and be teased by him once in a while?

Fortunately Xiangpa didn’t know, otherwise I would not be able to raise my head in front of him in the future.

Now the only thing that can crush Xiangpa is my figure!

Absolutely, absolutely must not let Xiangpa know that I was pretending to cry!

Why haven't you come yet?

It's just two steps away. You have the time to discuss but no time to comfort me first?

"Let me do it!"

"Let me do it!"

"I……"

"enough!"

Beerus, who had been waiting for a long time but no one showed up, shouted: "You have no intention of comforting me."

Beerus turned around and said, "I've seen through your faces!"

It's true, you two just moved your mouths without moving your butts at all.

Don't interrupt, scratching your butt is just scratching your butt!

The corner of his mouth twitched, Beerus was furious, pointed at Ye Feng and said: "I want to fight you in a duel!"

"I love peace and don't like fighting with others!" Ye Feng shook his head to refuse.

"Yes, the uncle usually lets us do the fighting and he only does the talking!" said No. 1.

"I'm not human!"

In order to trick Ye Feng out, Beerus risked everything: "I am God!"

"That's even worse. I have always respected God. I took good care of the God in our world!"

Although he already knew Ye Feng's character very well, Number One still couldn't help but look at Ye Feng with a "are you serious" look.

They all come from the same place. As for who is the god of the ninja world, it is recognized that the ancestor of chakra, the moon goddess Kaguya Otsutsuki, is the recognized god of the ninja world.

An evil god that is recorded, not what Feiduan boasted about, but one that no one has ever seen!

Hey Otsutsuki Kaguya, it’s not wrong to say that Sister Kaguya is well taken care of by you now.

But Number One always felt something was odd.

'You take care of me, I don't think you have any respect for me!'

Beerus had never seen such a shameless person, and this was the first time he saw someone using such skill in telling lies with open eyes.

"I believe you can see that although I am a god, I don't have any airs of a god." Beerus imitated Ye Feng's ability to tell lies, and he felt nauseous and wanted to vomit.

Trying hard to suppress his nausea, Beerus forced a smile.

"Weiss knows me best!"

Giving Whis a warning look, Beerus continued, "I'm so lonely. I don't even have a friend. Don't you feel sorry for me?"

"I just want an opponent, what's wrong with that?"

As if he really believed what Beerus said, Ye Feng hesitated and said, "But I can't do it. My strength is too weak, not enough to satisfy Lord Beerus."

Seeing that Ye Feng was about to be fooled, Beerus quickly said, "It's okay, it's okay, just a sparring match. I'm optimistic about your potential, and it won't be long before you can surpass me."

"It just so happens that I have some experience in cultivation. As long as you accompany me to practice, I will pass on these experiences to you, which can help you avoid many detours. How about it, do you want to try it?"

"But Whis just said that Lord Beerus has been sleeping all the time and has no time to practice. His experience... couldn't be fake, right?" Ye Feng said doubtfully.

It hardened, and the hands behind his back were clenched into fists.

If he had wanted to trick Ye Feng out and beat him up to vent his anger before, now Beerus really wanted to destroy Ye Feng.

Damn it, I still doubt him!

I will endure!

He kept reminding himself in his heart to trick Ye Feng out first.

Beerus took a deep breath and pretended to be displeased, but in fact he was really displeased, and said: "Since you know that I am the God of Destruction, you must also know what kind of strength is required to sit on the position of the God of Destruction."

"If I didn't have the strength, would I have been able to sit in the position of God of Destruction for so many years?"

"If I'm weak and sleep so much, won't the higher-ups have a problem with me?"

"Do you know why the higher-ups don't dare to remove me from my position?"

When Beerus said this, he looked around a little guiltily. When he saw nothing unusual, he raised his head and said proudly, "Because my strength is so strong, I rank first among all the gods of destruction!"

"If I am dismissed, will those who are less powerful than me also have to be dismissed?"

"It's all because of my high status. I'm afraid of causing others' jealousy, so I have to resort to the self-protection method of 'sleeping in' to reduce my presence."

The more I talked, the more I felt that this was exactly who Beerus was, and I became more and more excited as I spoke.

"Don't think that our universe ranks low. Why is it so low? It's because I have caused less destruction. Just think about it, if I didn't sleep and worked hard, would there be such a brilliant civilization in the universe?"

"Why do I need an agent? It's because I'm strong and anything I do is a big deal. If I let someone else do it, at least there's hope of survival."

"Do you think that's the case?"

Ye Feng stroked his chin and said thoughtfully: "That's the truth, but why do I always feel like something is wrong?"

'That's right!'

Beerus was secretly delighted. I found an agent purely because I was lazy, not because of any hope or desire.

Whis nodded and said, "Lord Beerus is right about one thing. His strength is indeed the best among all the Gods of Destruction."

"Of course, that's just on the surface. As for the actual situation, due to the rules above, the Gods of Destruction cannot fight each other privately, so it's hard to compare."

As for Beerus' strength, I am the one who taught him, how could I not know it!

With Weiss's certification, Ye Feng seemed to be finally relieved, and said hesitantly: "Let's make it clear first, it's just a competition, just stop at the right time, I don't need any experience or not, I have my own way of practicing!"

As long as he could trick Ye Feng out, Beerus wouldn't care about anything else.

The corners of his mouth rose uncontrollably, and Beerus agreed immediately: "No problem!"

"Okay, you and I will move around." Ye Feng stood up and said.

With his hands stretched forward, Ye Feng swayed from side to side, as if he was doing warm-up exercises.

Beerus didn't suspect anything else, even though Ye Feng's warm-up movements were a bit strange.

How could he know that Ye Feng was holding a cat in his arms that he couldn't see.

Warming up is fake, getting up to play with the cat is real.

The little elephant Pa was not afraid at all. Instead, he meowed excitedly.

Little Beerus was not in such good spirits. After playing with Whis for a while, he yawned and curled up on Whis's chest.

Snoring and sleeping with eyes closed.

Weiss liked this adorable look even more, and he even took deep breaths on purpose, causing his chest to rise and fall.

Beerus also began to move his hands and feet, saying, "Don't get me wrong, I'm just stretching my muscles in advance so that I won't lose my strength when the time comes."

"I understand, I understand!" Ye Feng put the little elephant handkerchief on his shoulder and flexed his wrist. "I don't like fighting with Beerus because I'm too strong. Of course, this strength is not as strong as Lord Beerus, relatively speaking."

"You said you were just getting excited, but your opponent fell down. How boring is that?"

"You still know that?" Beerus said in his mind, "Then why did you seduce me to do it before? I was in a dilemma."

"Just wait, kid. If I don't beat you to death, I won't be called Beerus!"

With those harsh words in mind, Beerus smiled and said, "As for the experts, I have been through this stage before."

"Then how did Lord Beerus overcome it?" Ye Feng seemed curious and took two steps forward.

'Come out a little more!'

Beerus was delighted in his heart, but he remained calm on the surface and said, "What's the big deal? You already know that I have a superior, so what else could it be?"

"Was he beaten into submission?" Ye Feng seemed to have guessed why Beerus was so obedient as to be the God of Destruction, and he couldn't help but take two steps forward.

"Well, it's good that you know it. Don't say it out loud. It will embarrass me!" Veins popped out on Beerus' forehead, but he had to apologize with a smile.

"Meow~"

'? Why is there a cat meowing?' Beerus was stunned.

Before he had time to think about it, Ye Feng had already walked to a position just one step away in front of him.

"Lord Beerus, are we ready to begin?"

"Okay, okay!" Beerus nodded hurriedly.

No matter whether it is a cat meowing or not, the most urgent thing is to beat Ye Feng up first.

"Kid!" Ye Feng came out, so he didn't have to pretend anymore. Beerus quickly changed his expression, looked at Ye Feng jokingly and said, "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

Ye Feng realized that he had been fooled, and did not beg for mercy. Instead, he said seriously: "If possible, I want to starve to death!"

It was so cool that it was unbearable. If they were not in control of themselves, Feng Luan would have been in ecstasy forever. It was just that the consumption was not as fast as the replenishment.

'You kidding me?'

Beerus said viciously: "I will grant your wish!"

I'm going to shove my fist into your mouth and stuff you to death!

Beerus, who was itching to do something, could no longer control himself. In order to prevent Ye Feng from escaping, he first hooked his hand around Ye Feng's neck, and then...

"Meow!"

The little elephant Pa, who was attacked on the butt, slapped Beerus in the face with his paw.

???

Beerus looked confused: "Didn't you just hit me in the face?"

Ye Feng raised his hands with an innocent expression, indicating that he was not taking any action.

"Meow~meow!"

Still touching? You stinky man, get out of here!

Little Elephant Pa used his cat punch and kept hitting Beerus in the face.

Still not satisfied, he used his hind paws to kick Beerus' hand on Ye Feng's shoulder.

Beerus was shocked: "Is there something on your shoulder?"

What is this? Why do I feel like something is licking my hand?

To Beerus, the "attack" of the little elephant Pa was not even a tickle.

He just couldn't see anything, which made Beerus feel a little uneasy.

"Are you talking about little Xiangpa?" Ye Feng took little Xiangpa off his shoulders and held it in his arms.

The little elephant Pa was still glaring at Beerus angrily, hissing continuously.

If the hair on its body wasn't short, it would definitely become frizzy.

"What is Xiangpa?" Beerus couldn't help but look around.

Even a picture involuntarily emerged in his mind: the fat Xiangpa, standing on tiptoe, on Ye Feng's shoulder.

That scene is so terrifying no matter how you think about it!

"It's not an elephant, it's a baby elephant!" Ye Feng corrected seriously, "Baby elephant is a baby elephant, and elephant is an elephant. These are two different species!"

"What the hell?" Beerus was a little confused and decided to punch Ye Feng to vent his anger first.

"Boy, I don't care about you..."

What does it mean when it looks like an elephant handkerchief? I didn’t expect you actually bought a small elephant handkerchief?

"That's it!" Ye Feng snapped his fingers, revealing the little elephant handkerchief that had been hiding his figure in his arms, and said with a show, "How about it, is it the little elephant handkerchief?"

Is it really the little elephant?

Beerus' eyes suddenly widened and his punch suddenly stopped.

Affected by the fist, the hands on the little elephant's body seemed to become waves, piling up layer by layer.

"Meow?" Little Elephant Pa was startled, and the pupils in his eyes subconsciously narrowed into slits.

"Meow meow meow!"

Little Elephant Pa cursed so rudely that Ye Feng even wondered how his previous master could have raised two extremes, Little Elephant Pa and Little Beerus, at the same time.

One is quiet, doesn’t like sports, and is very thin. The other is lively and energetic. Logically, he should exercise a lot, but he is fat like a ball!

"Little, little elephant Pa?" Beerus stared with his eyes wide open, and stretched out his hand to touch the little elephant Pa's cat head.

The little elephant Pa, who was eager for revenge, grunted and bit Beerus' hand.

Beerus was not angry but delighted, and said happily: "Haha, this little thing, this little movement, is exactly the same as Champa when he was a child!"