A convenience store opened in Naruto

"Can't see me, can't see me!"

Naruto and his group didn't even look away. If someone didn't know, they would think the scene of Mangeki getting beaten was very interesting.

They didn't even dare to breathe, for fear of disturbing the two of them, and everyone broke out in a cold sweat.

Even Orochimaru was thinking that he might as well just kill Mandrake and leave quickly so as not to disturb the two from further developing their relationship.

No matter who it is, he can't afford to offend.

Jiraiya was very envious. Look, look, it’s only been a few days and the relationship is almost confirmed. Tsunade, when will you accept me?

After Kakashi's private explanation, Jiraiya roughly knew what happened. Of course, without Ye Feng's permission, Kakashi didn't say much. Jiraiya only knew that Kaguya Otsutsuki had been sealed for a long time and was only recently rescued by Ye Feng.

As for the specific identity of Kaguya Otsutsuki, he still doesn't know.

Number One stood with his hands behind his back, feeling a little lost. He had only been in the position of military advisor for a few days before he was about to be laid off. Looking at the current situation, there was no need for his advice.

The two of them clearly have a crush on each other, and his existence is completely unnecessary.

"Gululu!"

A thunder-like sound sounded at an inopportune time, and Naruto covered his stomach in embarrassment.

"Damn it, why at this time!"

He also wanted to see more of Ye Feng's performance so that he could learn from it and use it on Xiaoying in the future.

It's over now. Uncle won't blame me, right?

Just like he hated the time when he was "shopping" with Sakura because of Sasuke, the light bulb. If you put yourself in his shoes, isn't he the light bulb now, a light bulb that can make sounds!

Fortunately, Ye Feng was in a good mood and thought everything was good: "It's time for dinner, how about we have a picnic today?"

When I went out, I was planning to eat.

Kaguya Otsutsuki had no objection. It was all fine with her. Even if she didn't eat anything, she wouldn't starve to death. At her level, she no longer needed food to survive. Eating was just to satisfy her appetite.

In fact, before she met Ye Feng, even more than a thousand years ago when she was not sealed, even when she lived in the Ninja World, she had never eaten any food.

Chakra fruit doesn't count, that thing is used to increase strength, not to fill hunger.

"Naruto, Number One, get ready, we're going to have barbecue for lunch!" Ye Feng said, clapping his hands.

"Here I am, uncle!" Number One trotted over and said eagerly, "How about I go back to town and buy some meat?"

This is the suburbs, they haven't prepared any ingredients, where can they get the barbecue?

The outskirts of the town are a bit desolate and there are no animals living there. It’s not cost-effective to go further, so it’s better to buy it in the town.

"Isn't this ready-made?" Ye Feng raised his head. "Snake meat. It's fresh."

Wan Snake, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, felt a chill passing through his body. He opened his eyelids slightly, but found nothing.

"Hey, uncle, this snake eats people!" Naruto was a little disgusted. He could eat snake meat, but after eating human snake meat, he felt a little disgusted.

"It has never eaten a human!" Orochimaru said nonchalantly, "I don't know if the other snakes in the Ryuchi Cave have eaten humans, but the Ten Thousand Snakes have never eaten a human. I can guarantee that."

The Longdi Cave is very closed and outsiders cannot enter at all. He accidentally entered the Longdi Cave that year and signed the psychic contract after escaping death.

The reason why the three holy places are called the three holy places is because the space where they live is relatively independent and is a different space attached to the ninja world.

Apart from a passage connecting to the Ninja World, there is no other connection between the three holy places and the Ninja World.

Among the three holy places, Longdi Cave is the least friendly to humans. Apart from him, he has never seen anyone else who can communicate with the snakes in Longdi Cave.

Only the Ten Thousand Snakes yearn for the human world, which is why he can summon the Ten Thousand Snakes every time.

Even though the snakes were yelling loudly and saying they would not come next time if no sacrifices were given, they were still controlled by him with the words "If you don't want to come, I can change another snake."

Do you still want to eat people after following him?

He himself doesn't eat humans, he just uses some people for experiments.

So Orochimaru was sure that Manabu had never eaten anyone, at least not when they were following him.

"Don't think about those things," Ye Feng deliberately teased Naruto and said, "The food you usually eat may not be cleaner than the Ten Thousand Snakes."

“Just like crops in the field, can they thrive without fertilizer?”

"Do you know what the word 'fertilizer' in fertilization means?"

Naruto shook his head. How would he know? He didn't grow crops. Even if he had a mission occasionally, it was always weeding or something like that. He had never seen anything about fertilizing.

"Otherwise, why do some people say that you ninjas are so high and mighty?" Ye Feng said with great regret, "Alas! This is very bad!"

"You know, food is the most important thing for people, including ninjas. Without food, human civilization is like a shaky building, and it may collapse at any time."

"You must know that man is iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat, you will be hungry!"

"When there is no more food growing in the land, and droughts, floods, and other adverse weather conditions occur, you will have nothing to eat and will look for anything that can fill your stomach."

“No matter if it’s food or not, as long as it can fill your stomach, tree bark, grass roots, and even soil will become something that everyone is scrambling for!”

"This is not an exaggeration. As far as I know, during the Warring States Period, such things were even common. Cannibalism was also common."

"We should..."

"Buzz~"

It was as if there were hundreds of flies buzzing around my ears.

Naruto covered his ears in pain, his expression slightly distorted.

Naruto didn't know whether he would chew on tree bark when he was extremely hungry, but when he was hungry, he would even eat expired food, so Naruto did not doubt the truthfulness of what Ye Feng said.

But, uncle, you have gone off topic again. We are talking about applying fertilizer, not about cherishing food.

Naruto had been used to a hard life since he was a child. Besides being scolded the most, he also often ate expired food, which happened quite frequently.

Naruto, the one who knows the smell of expired food best!

"What's the meaning of this pride on your face? Do you think it's an honor to be a ninja and you don't have to work in the fields?" Ye Feng frowned and asked seriously.

"Uncle, please stop messing with me!" Mingren would not be fooled. Every time Ye Feng showed a serious expression, it was probably just an act. He had become immune to it.

He simply said, "Uncle, if you really don't know what kind of fertilizer is applied to the land, just tell me directly. There's no need to beat around the bush."

"Hey, brat, how dare you look down on me?" Ye Feng rolled up his sleeves, very indignant.

It's true that he has never farmed before, but he used to live in the countryside. The older generation of farmers have been farming all their lives. Don't they have more experience than some crappy experts?

Before modern fertilizers were invented, traditional methods were used. These methods have been proven to be effective over thousands of years and are widely recognized as being effective!

"Let me tell you, kid, the fertilizer used for fertilization is something you see every day!"

Ye Feng smiled and asked, "You are familiar with feces, right? It is the excrement you excrete every day. Have you ever thought about how much feces are produced in a day with so many people in the village? And where does this feces go in the end?"

Let me reiterate, Naruto is not a fool, he is just too lazy to use his brain.

Naruto, who used his brain, easily guessed the answer to the question: "Could it be, could it be..."

"What is it? Tell me!" Ye Feng encouraged with a smile.

Naruto closed his eyes, ready to die, and said loudly, "In the ground, all feces go to the ground in the end!"

"Snapped!"

Ye Feng snapped his fingers, clapped his hands and said, "Correct answer, no reward!"

"That's right. The fertilizer applied to the land comes from the collected feces. The fermented feces are very nutritious for the things growing in the land!"

"In the entire ninja world, there is nothing that is not fertilized with feces in the fields!"

"Think about it, the food you eat every day is grown from other people's feces. From planting seeds to the seeds taking root, sprouting, blooming and bearing fruits, every process involves feces."

“You said that plants have no choice when they ‘eat’ feces, but humans have many options when they eat food!

"I ate feces? And every day?" Naruto felt a little sick to his stomach.

I have never thought about this question before, but now that I think about it, it is really terrifying!

"vomit!"

Among the crowd of onlookers nearby, some were already retching.

The smarter a person is, the more he likes to fantasize. Shikamaru, who has a very quick mind, has already imagined the scene of himself eating feces.

Shikamaru looked at the melon seeds in his hand and the potato chips tucked under his armpit, and hesitated for a moment.

'To eat or not to eat?'

Shikamaru's face was full of confusion. After thinking about it, he decided that even if it was unclean, he wouldn't get sick if he ate it. He didn't see it anyway, so he didn't care how the fertilizer was applied.

Having figured it out, Shikamaru crackled melon seeds and watched the crushing battle very seriously.

Even though Manza seemed to be seriously injured, Tsunade didn't use her real strength. If she had really punched him seriously, Manza would definitely not have been able to withstand it.

After scaring Naruto, Ye Feng walked towards the snakes and said, "So animals don't necessarily eat cleaner food than humans. Take the snakes for example. They definitely won't eat feces, right? Snakes don't have this habit either."

Naruto retched and said, "Animals have a lot of parasites, that's what you said, uncle."

"I've seen you eat less normally," Ye Feng said with a smile and raised his eyebrows, "What is fire used for? It's used for disinfection and sterilization. Most parasites can't withstand high temperature flames."

"Besides, didn't I say before that the more humane an animal is, the fewer parasites it has?"

What is the principle?

Naruto thought about it for a long time and could only attribute it to the fact that animals have human nature and love to take baths. The more they take baths, the cleaner they will be.

'Come closer, come closer!' Wanshe closed his eyes and thought fiercely in his heart, if you come any closer, I will eat you in one bite, damn, you actually said that I understand human nature, bah, you are the only one who understands human nature, your whole family understands human nature!

I am Wan Snake, a spiritual beast, and the spiritual beast of Longdi Cave, one of the three noble holy places. How can a mortal like you imagine my wisdom?

Thinking it was almost time, Wanshe quietly opened his eyes and was overjoyed. "Boy, you asked for this!"

An ordinary human dared to get so close to it, almost reaching its mouth.

Laughing loudly, Wanshe opened his mouth wide, with a fierce light in his eyes, and swallowed Ye Feng in one gulp.

There is no need to swallow. Ye Feng, a tiny human, is not even enough to fill its teeth.

But it wasn’t easy. After so many years, I finally got to eat it!

"Hahaha, stupid Orochimaru, you actually dared to let a human get so close to me," Manzo said proudly, "Don't blame me, that human asked for it."

"Damn Orochimaru, what's with that look in your eyes?" Wan Snake was shocked and angry.

I expected to see regret on Orochimaru's face, but instead I saw only pity.

Orochimaru shook his head and said, "After all these years, you are still as blind as ever!"

There were so many people to choose from, so I picked the one who could fight the best.

No one was in a hurry at all. They all saw the gesture Ye Feng made. Although Shizune was a little worried, she still went with the flow, mainly because Orochimaru trapped her and didn't let her move.

"Damn Manda, spit him out!" Tsunade, who was confused, said angrily.

Due to a moment of carelessness, she actually let Wanshe eat a person in front of her. After all, she had not taken action for a long time and her vigilance had dropped.

"Impossible!" Ten thousand snakes uttered their tongues, and the snake heads with horns shook their heads.

Although the look in Orochimaru's eyes gave it a bad feeling, it was absolutely impossible for it to vomit out the food it had eaten.

It is a noble snake, not a cow or a horse, and it cannot chew the cud!

"That human is probably about to melt by now."

Ordinary humans cannot withstand its stomach acid.

"Damn it, damn it!" Tsunade's force increased a little, "If you don't spit him out, I'll beat you to death!"

Wanshe still said stubbornly, "It's comfortable. The massage strength is just right!"

The skin and flesh were torn and the blood was flowing, all under it, forming a small river beach.

Number One, who was watching the fun, stopped Otsutsuki Kaguya who was a little worried and wanted to take action: "Don't worry, Kaguya-sama, I just want to have some fun."

With a roll of his eyes, No. 1 cried out, "My poor uncle, you said you didn't want to inherit the Qianshou family's legacy, but you had to come out to do something. Now look what happened, you've been eaten by a snake!"

"What did you say?"

A figure suddenly appeared in front of No.1. Tsunade grabbed No.1's collar and shouted, "What did you just say? What Senju? What legacy?"

She hadn't heard anyone mention the surname "Senju" for a long time.

Number One said with tears in his eyes and a twitching nose: "Uncle, my original name is Qianshou Ye Feng, and I am one of the few remaining members of the Qianshou clan."

Like a bolt from the blue, Tsunade looked at Orochimaru, wanting to hear what this old friend had to say.

Orochimaru spread his hands, played along with No.1 and said, "He's right!"

"Damn Orochimaru, you actually let an ordinary person from the Senju clan die!"

After striking Orochimaru with an angry punch, Tsunade transformed into the wind and appeared in the belly of the snake.

She is the most powerful medical ninja, so it is easy for her to find Mandrake's stomach.