A convenience store opened in Naruto

It was another sunny day, with bright sunshine and gentle breeze. After playing in the small town of Hot Spring Country for a few days, Ye Feng and others rushed to their next destination.

The only difference from when they came here was that there were a few more people in the convoy, and, um, a pig.

It is pink and tender, very suitable for making roast suckling pig.

"Suck it!"

"Puyou!" Tuentun hid in his owner's arms in fear.

"Oh wow..." Ye Feng let out a terrifying laugh, staring at the pink little pig without blinking. He had already thought of several ways to deal with the pig.

"Puyou~Puyou!"

"Oh, whether it's delicious or not, you have to try it to know." Ye Feng swallowed his saliva. He wanted to eat pork.

“Puyoupuyou!”

"Wang?"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Chiwan is too small, with not much meat on his body. You are different, you are plump and look delicious!" Ye Feng looked at Chiwan with disdain. He didn't know what breed of dog he was, but he grew very slowly.

"Woof woof woof!" Akamaru kept barking, glancing at Kakashi from time to time.

"You are such a thick-browed and big-eyed Akamaru, you actually betrayed your own kind!"

Ye Feng righteously accused Akamaru and said, "Although you and Parker are not the same breed of dog, Parker can talk and you can't, but no matter what, how could you have the idea of ​​hitting on Parker!"

"Woof (When did I ever set my sights on Senior Parker)?" Akamaru felt a little guilty.

"What? You actually said that Parker has several fat companions, and it doesn't matter if one is missing?" Ye Feng was very surprised. "Kakashi, you heard it. It's not me who is greedy, it's Akamaru who is greedy. I didn't say I want to eat your dog."

"Woof? Woof woof woof (Who? Who said, don't bully me because I can't speak)!" Akamaru jumped anxiously on Inuzuka Kiba's head.

"Can you check the road?" Kakashi said tiredly, "If you really have nothing to do, go ahead and explore the road. Puck doesn't dare to come out because of you."

Ever since meeting Ye Feng once in the Kingdom of Waves, every time Parker was summoned, he would first check whether Ye Feng was there. If he was, he would immediately cancel the spiritual communication on his own.

During this period, Kakashi has provided psychological counseling to Parker several times. Fortunately, there were no missions during this period, otherwise he would not have the time.

"What are you talking about? I'm so easy to talk to, how could Parker be afraid of me?" Ye Feng said seriously, "Call Parker out and I'll ask him myself."

"Come on!"

Kakashi was too lazy to say anything, he stepped on the accelerator and accelerated past Ye Feng.

He had finally managed to coax Parker into submission, so how could he possibly channel Parker's spiritual power in front of Ye Feng?

"Hey, why are you running? Are you feeling guilty? Did you say bad things about me in front of Parker?" Ye Feng shouted at Kakashi's back.

The wind was against me, and I didn't know if Kakashi heard it or not, but seeing that he was running a little faster, I guessed that he heard it.

"Tsk!" Ye Feng was disdainful and turned to look at Orochimaru who was walking side by side with him. "Has the tail of the snake grown out? Its meat tastes quite good."

Orochimaru stuck out his tongue, licked the corner of his mouth, and smiled: "He was afraid that you would try to take his tail again, so he deliberately didn't let his tail heal so quickly. Now he is recovering in some corner of the Ryuchi Cave."

The Wan Snakes, who have always been arrogant and even gave him a headache, can be regarded as having met their natural enemy when they met Ye Feng.

The story begins the day before yesterday.

Ye Feng was dragged by Kaguya Otsutsuki to go shopping. As he was walking on the road, his eyes suddenly went dark and his whole face became soft.

Before he could feel it carefully, Tsunade, wearing a green windbreaker with a big "gamble" word on the back, and her little follower Shizune, rushed past the group of people.

Behind her, a group of thugs with sticks were following Tsunade's back, cursing.

Behind the thugs, there was a pink piglet wearing clothes.

It's obvious that this little pig comes from a "rich family" with a pearl necklace hanging around its neck.

How could Ye Feng bear being bumped into for no apparent reason?

He immediately picked up the piglet that was "abandoned" by its owner, and ignoring Jiraiya's dissuasion, he quickly ran to the suburbs, first took the pearl necklace off the pig's neck and stuffed it into his pocket, then stripped the piglet naked, built a fire, and prepared to have a snack in the wild.

The poor pig was so scared that he cried out in pain, feeling the fire beneath him and tears of regret in his eyes.

How did it end up with such a master? It’s ok that he cooperated with me to defraud money, but he didn’t even take it with him when he ran away.

Farewell my master. If I am reincarnated as a pig in the next life, I will find you to be my master again. I am the pig!

"Leave the pig under the fire!"

A loud shout came from far away.

Ye Feng, who had already prepared the seasoning, snorted disdainfully, "You said I should stay, so I should stay?"

"Don't worry, if I see you have a share, I'll leave you a pig's trotter!"

"One isn't enough," another voice sniffed, obviously hungry.

"Tsunade-sama!"

"Just a joke!" Tsunade curled her lips. Tuntun was her partner. In the past, when she was short of money, she would sell Tuntun, and then when the buyer wasn't paying attention, Tuntun would come back by itself.

She then repeated the above steps, and the money she earned in a day was enough for her to live a carefree life for several days.

The most important thing is that Tuntun is her backup food. If this trick doesn't work one day and she has no money to eat, she can rely on Tuntun and eat sparingly to get through one or two meals.

How could she bear to eat such a good pig unless it was absolutely necessary!

"I have a feeling that you are thinking of something impolite, Lady Tsunade." Shizune looked at Tsunade suspiciously.

Tsunade smiled awkwardly: "How could that be?"

“Puyoupuyou!”

Master, could you please put me down first? My fur is about to be burnt.

Tuntun hummed anxiously.

As they were talking, Tsunade, who came over, kicked the ground. Her toes didn't even put much force, but stuck into the mud. Then she lifted it up, and a large piece of mud was blown away, falling accurately onto the fire.

The fire was immediately extinguished, and Tutun, whose hooves were tied, couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"Boy!" Tsunade put her hands on her waist and said with her head down, "Do you know who I am? If you dare to touch my pet, I tell you, you won't be able to leave today unless you have a million or eight hundred thousand!"

Ye Feng, who was squatting on the ground, felt as if dark clouds were pressing down on his head. When he looked up, he could only see two majestic peaks, which was a sign of great misfortune for their owners!

"I don't care who you are!" Ye Feng stood up and said, "I picked it up on the street. Just because you say it's your pet, it's your pet? I said it's mine!"

"Tell me? I told you, do you know how precious the firewood I use is? I'll scare you to death if I tell you!"

"Oh?" Tsunade puffed out her chest, full of disdain, "Do you think I was scared? How precious can firewood be? It's everywhere. My pet pig is different. Just go to the market and ask around. If it's less than 500,000, I'll take your surname!"

"If you share my last name, then you are still a thousand hands!"

Ye Feng had a strange look on his face. He had not forgotten the fake identity the convenience store had arranged for him, Thousand Hands Ye Feng!

Of course he knew Tsunade. Ye Feng recognized her by the iconic windbreaker and the diamond-shaped mark on her forehead. Of course, the most important thing was that she was big, really big, so big that it was unforgettable!

He recognized her, but how could he miss such a famous fat sheep in the ninja world?

Seeing that Ye Feng was speechless for a long time, Tsunade thought that Ye Feng was guilty, and immediately said proudly: "Since you are also from Konoha, I have to give you a discount, 500,000. Give me 500,000, and I will pretend that what happened today never happened."

She didn't know who Ye Feng was, but after a quick glance on the street, she couldn't possibly forget two old acquaintances, Jiraiya and Orochimaru.

There was also a group of little guys, all wearing Konoha forehead protectors. She had worn them for decades and was very familiar with them.

Since Ye Feng can hang out with this group of people, it means they are one of us.

As the saying goes, when you are away from home, the people you should be most wary of are your fellow villagers, because the people who cheat you are often your fellow villagers.

It’s easiest to cheat your fellow villagers!

Tsunade, who was planning to cheat her fellow villager Ye Feng, had already decided which casino to go to after she succeeded.

As for paying back the money?

I borrowed the money with my own ability, why should I pay it back? You didn’t catch me!

Oh wow, you are really as smart as me!

Tsunade put her hands on her hips and laughed, which made Shizune beside her unable to bear watching. She had learned from experience that whenever Tsunade laughed triumphantly, bad things would happen.

As expected, Ye Feng said arrogantly: "Five hundred thousand? Five hundred thousand is not enough for you to compensate me."

"You know the God of Ninja, right?"

Ninja God?

Tsunade raised her eyebrows and said, "I know that very well. He's my grandpa!"

"The famous ninjutsu of the God of Ninjas, Wood Release, is known to everyone in the world. The firewood I used is the original sample that the God of Ninjas used to develop Wood Release."

"Not only is it of great research value, it also has a special fragrance when lit, which makes the ingredients even more delicious!"

"Original samples are extremely rare, and once ignited, they cannot be burned a second time, which makes them even more precious."

"You put out my fire, pay me!"

Ye Feng took two steps back, stretched out his hand and said, "Since you are a 'weak' woman, I won't ask you to pay more. How about this, the discounted price is one million, give me the money!"

Ye Feng, who originally wanted to earn some pocket money, had no intention of cheating Tsunade out of much money, but Tsunade asked for 500,000. Okay, you do the first month and I'll do the fifteenth. One million, no one can stop me!

Jingyin held Tutun in her arms and stood aside without saying a word. She had realized that Ye Feng was not a good person either.

Hey, Lady Tsunade, don't blame me. I've had enough of the days of cheating and deceiving. Today it's your turn to learn a lesson.

She was the one who always used Tuntun to cheat people out of their money. It was not a pleasant feeling to be chased by someone, so she planned to let Tsunade try it too.

They are all family members anyway, so the loss won't be too big. Rather than losing money to the casino or to one's own people, Jingyin can accept it more.

"You're talking nonsense!" The 'weak' woman Tsunade cursed, "Do you think I'm a fool? What's the original sample? Wood Release is Wood Release. Where did the original sample come from?"

Without the chakra to sustain it, Wood Release is just an ordinary tree, a little taller at most, but other than that, it is no different from an ordinary tree.

Not to mention its research value, after burning, it will only turn into a handful of ash. It has no fragrance at all and it is not a special variety.

"Boy, let me tell you, you can fool other people with this trick, but you can't fool me?" Tsunade said coldly, "I have been playing with Wood Release since I was a child. Have you ever seen a hundred-meter-high Buddha? I am tired of it!"

You are better at bragging than me. You are tired of playing with the Big Buddha, which even Ban has seen a few times?

Ye Feng said without hesitation: "A hundred-meter-high Buddha is nothing. Have you ever seen a hundred-meter-high Susano? When the Shura of the Ninja World and the God of Ninja were fighting, I would not even bother to be the referee if they asked me to do so."

"What's so interesting about children's playing house? I can do it with one hand!"

……

"Uncle, did you drink fake wine today?" Number One couldn't help but find it funny when he saw Ye Feng bragging.

How old are you? When Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama were dueling, your fake parents were not even born yet. How long have you been here, and you have witnessed their duel?

However, since it can be held in one hand, there is no doubt that this number one can do it.

With Ye Feng's current strength, he could be considered to be looking down on them with just one hand.

"No, he was just in a bad mood when he woke up!" Orochimaru added silently.

He also found it quite interesting. It was the first time he saw Tsunade so angry and she hadn't taken any action yet.

"Behave yourself!" Orochimaru slapped Jiraiya on the head and said with his arms folded, "Don't disturb Ye Feng's fun, or you'll be in trouble!"

Jiraiya, who was given a gravity aura as soon as he arrived and was unable to move, rolled his eyes speechlessly.

It's difficult for me to even open my mouth, so how can I be honest? I think you just want to retaliate against me, you are so petty. The phone is not yours, so let me see what happens for a while.

Orochimaru understood Jiraiya's meaning silently and slapped him again without saying a word.

What's the matter? I borrowed this phone with great difficulty and was just waiting to study it, and you stole it to watch a beautiful girl dance?

Ever since they met in the bathhouse, Jiraiya refused to leave, especially when he knew that their final destination was the Rain Country, he had no intention of leaving.

He was a stingy man, but he shamelessly moved into Orochimaru's newly opened room. He even took advantage of Orochimaru's time when he was absorbed in thinking of ideas. After watching for a long time and knowing how to operate a mobile phone in a simple way, he stole the phone and hid away, watching videos of beautiful women for a long time.

"Kacha, poof!"

Shikamaru took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and ate them while watching with great interest.

The people who came took out melon seeds of different flavors from their pockets and started to crackle them.

These melon seeds were taken by Kaguya Otsutsuki when she opened a space door to return to the convenience store and Ye Feng was getting his clothes.

Infected by Shikamaru, they felt that it would be a bit boring if they didn't chew something while watching the fun.

Kaguya Otsutsuki changed into modern clothes, wearing a black tight short-sleeved top, slim black trousers, sneakers, and the Akatsuki uniform. She no longer looked like her former self.

Don't ask her why she wears this way, just ask, because of love, not...

Ahem, she was thinking about it. She saw Ye Feng liked to dress like this, so she started to dress in a similar style to Ye Feng.

It’s no wonder that since she started dressing like this, Ye Feng has watched fewer videos.

Number One, who came up with the idea, smiled slightly in his heart, hiding his credit and fame!