A convenience store opened in Naruto

Chapter 135: Serious consequences at your own risk

"Uncle, you just came out, can you let me go first?" Naruto wanted to cry but had no tears. The feeling in his stomach became stronger and stronger, making Naruto involuntarily clamp his legs together.

"You can go to other toilets. I'll take care of this one today!"

Orochimaru was guarding the door of the toilet and refused to move. If it were normal, he would have given way to the toilet.

By the way, who would occupy the toilet for no reason? You are not born in the year of the dog, and there is no food in the toilet.

But today, he has occupied this toilet. Even if the Six Paths Sage comes, it won’t work. I, Orochimaru, said so!

He really didn't expect that what Ye Feng said was actually true, and his meal was really cursed. There was obviously no mistake in any steps, and no extra things were added. They were all normal ingredients, and he paid for all these ingredients.

But something went wrong!

What's the problem?

Orochimaru couldn't figure it out no matter how hard he tried, and in reality it wasn't his turn to solve the mystery.

After taking the first few bites of the food, Orochimaru felt that Ye Feng’s cooking skills were very good, and he was even in the mood to praise him.

But the few farts that followed made him realize the seriousness of the problem. What kind of physique did he have? How come he couldn't even control his own farts?

The smell spread, and Kaguya Otsutsuki left the living room with a frown and returned to the room that originally belonged to Ye Feng and now belonged to her.

Orochimaru felt that he would never forget the look in her eyes when she left.

Taishe is dead!

He wanted to put down his bowl and chopsticks and leave, but the surging waves in his stomach came so suddenly that he was completely unprepared, and cold sweat flowed uncontrollably from his head.

Knowing very well that he couldn't believe any of his farts or run or jump too much when he had diarrhea, Orochimaru restrained his sphincter with a sullen face, and moved step by step, following the direction of Ye Feng's finger, and moved to the toilet with difficulty.

Until the moment I squatted down, it was like a flood that had been released, flowing endlessly, or like a waterfall with a huge drop, rushing thousands of miles.

In short, in one word, cool!

He had never felt so good before. Even when he learned his first ninjutsu, it was not as good as the feeling he had now.

He had a good poop and thought it would be over. Unexpectedly, he had just opened the toilet door and hadn't taken a few steps when the feeling came back...

"But, but it's too late!" Naruto was about to cry. He wanted to go to another toilet, but it was difficult for him to move, let alone run. He was afraid that he wouldn't be able to get out of the door and would pee in his pants.

There are more than a dozen people in the living room. If Naruto were to poop in his pants at this time, he couldn't even imagine how he would have the face to compete for the position of Hokage.

Naruto felt a darkness before his eyes when he thought about the possibility of being called "the Hokage who pooped in his pants" or "the Hokage who couldn't control his own peeing and feces".

Oh no, I feel a little dizzy. I held my breath too hard and I’m a little short of oxygen!

"I know it's too late, so I asked you to go..."

Find another toilet.

Orochimaru no longer had the strength to say the rest of the words. His face was already pale, and now there was no trace of blood in it.

He ate more than Naruto, and Naruto could hardly hold it in, let alone him. If he hadn't had the last bit of rationality, if he hadn't seen so many people in the living room, he would have really wanted to ignore everything and eat in the living room...

"Boy, it's better for you to poop in your pants than for me to poop in my pants. I'm already that old."

Say sorry in your heart? Impossible!

Orochimaru would not feel any guilt. If anyone else came, he probably would not give up his position.

Under Naruto's desperate eyes, Orochimaru closed the toilet door. There was a "click" sound, which was the sound of locking the door, and it also cut off the possibility of him proposing "sharing the toilet".

A tear slid down from the corner of his eye. Naruto's eyes were blank and he leaned weakly against the toilet door, muttering words like "It's over".

"Hey Hey……"

"Naruto-kun!" Hinata looked at Naruto worriedly, wanting to help but not knowing how.

Sasuke's face twitched a little. It was the first time he saw Naruto lose his composure like this.

"Uncle, Naruto is not stupid, right?"

What a different kind of concern. Naruto's current state is like a time bomb. Anyone who touches him has to think twice. The risk of being hit makes no one dare to approach him.

Only Ye Feng, and only in the convenience store, would dare to act as a bomb disposal expert at this time.

Several of the Twelve Little Strongmen also figured out the key to the problem and immediately cast their hopeful eyes on Ye Feng.

There were also a few people who were not worried at all, like Shikamaru, who had already occupied the most comfortable position on the sofa, waiting for dinner. Inuzuka Kiba was holding Akamaru and looking at the somewhat delirious Naruto, who was grinning foolishly, he also grinned foolishly. Choji was crunching potato chips, not having time to take care of anything else. He had been through several battles today, and although the damage he had inflicted was not high, he had also put in a lot of effort, and had consumed a lot of chakra, which he was replenishing now.

Originally, he also wanted to try Ye Feng's cooking skills, but he was a step too slow. After Naruto was hit, he dared not attack again.

Ningci?

Neji was cooking, and Shikamaru was waiting for him.

Don't expect Ningji to cook seriously. Before coming to Ye Feng's shop, most of his daily life was spent practicing ninjutsu.

After arriving at Ye Feng's store, he learned how to cook hotpot, after all, it's the easiest.

These people are all smart. They all know that Ye Feng, who has the best relationship with Naruto, would never watch Naruto get into trouble.

Look, Ye Feng, who had seen enough of the excitement, snapped his fingers.

"Don't worry, he won't get stupid. He will be full of energy and vitality in a while. Uh... I think!"

"What do you mean by should?" Sakura put down her hand that was covering her nose. She had been on guard, fearing that Naruto would lose control and launch a surprise attack.

"He ate less this time. It shouldn't be like last time." Ye Feng said uncertainly.

Although Naruto ate less this time, judging from the reactions of him and Orochimaru, the quality was obviously improved despite the quantity. Therefore, Ye Feng was not sure how long Naruto could stay there this time.

……

"Why don't you let me have some peace and quiet for a while?" Kaguya Otsutsuki sighed.

It is true that she is immortal and does not need to eat or drink, but that does not mean that she does not understand how human excretion works.

In the living room, she felt that Orochimaru was not in a good condition, as if he had a stomach upset, so she deliberately hid in the room.

As a result, after just a moment of silence, she sensed that there was another person in the room, and his condition was exactly the same as Orochimaru.

“Crackle…Sizzle…!”

Naruto had no idea that there was someone else in Ye Feng's room. After being teleported to the toilet by Ye Feng with a snap of his fingers, he felt the familiar feeling under his butt and he could no longer control himself. It couldn't even be said that he was pulling it out, it was simply oozing out, just like peeing, sizzling, very impactful!

Fortunately, Ye Feng had the foresight to "take off" his pants when he was teleported. Otherwise, when he was sitting on the toilet, it would be a big deal whether he could remember to take off his pants or not.

There is a separate toilet in Ye Feng's room. Once the door is closed, no one can come in, so he has no habit of closing the toilet door.

This was too much for Kaguya Otsutsuki to bear.

She could block her perception but not her memory. The crackling sounds automatically created images in her mind that she could not forget even if she wanted to.

Not in the mood to watch TV in the bedroom anymore, Kaguya Otsutsuki opened the door and walked out.

The figure that flashed by made Naruto, who was sitting on the toilet, couldn't help but blurt out Ye Feng's catchphrase "Fuck".

Jiu Lama is trembling...

……

"Hey, Sister Hui, why don't you continue watching TV?"

Seeing Kaguya Otsutsuki coming out, Ye Feng raised his hand and greeted her.

Kaguya Otsutsuki glanced at Ye Feng without saying anything. She went to the balcony by herself, closed the sliding door to form an independent space, then lay on Ye Feng's recliner and rocked slowly.

Ye Feng didn't mind and smiled awkwardly. He forgot that the bedroom was not his and also remembered that he was used to not closing the door when going to the toilet.

But Naruto had already fallen straight down, and it was not easy for him to "pull Naruto out".

"Uncle, who is she?"

Neji looked at Kaguya Otsutsuki's back without blinking. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but he felt that the aura of the person in front of him made him feel very kind, very warm, and very incredible. He felt like they were from the same clan, but he couldn't tell what was different.

"Hiccup~"

Ye Feng burped and lit a cigarette.

All the food was finally eaten by him. No one else dared to eat it, and Orochimaru and Naruto didn't eat much, but he was very full.

While puffing out smoke, Ye Feng said nonchalantly: "She is your ancestor!"

His tone was relaxed and nonchalant, but it scared the others and they dropped bowls and chopsticks to the ground with a bang.

"W-what?" Neji couldn't believe it.

"What the hell, it means exactly what it says!"

Ye Feng said with an unhappy look on his face: "I'm telling you, wash the dishes yourselves, don't expect me to snap my fingers, and the floor, you have to clean it up yourselves afterwards."

The hot pot seasoning in the bowl was all spilled on the ground. This stuff is the hardest to clean, it's sticky and slippery.

When it comes to treating himself, Ye Feng can be lazy and just snap his fingers, but how about treating others?

Others don’t have the same abilities as you.

A bunch of guys who ate without paying and wanted him to snap his fingers, it was just a dream!

"No, this is a trivial matter. She, her...ancestor...ancestor?" Shikamaru was dumbfounded and could hardly believe his ears.

What did he hear, Neji's ancestors?

Is it Neji’s own ancestor, or the ancestor of the Hyuga clan?

If it is the latter, then it will be a big problem. It may even change the situation of Konoha. My ancestors, how long will this person live?

If it is the former, Neji's ancestors are equivalent to Hinata's ancestors, because Neji is Hinata's cousin, and Neji's father and Hinata's father are brothers.

In other words, he is also the ancestor of Hinata's father.

Hinata's father is the main family, and his ancestors are also the ancestors of the main family.

The ancestor of the main family? Isn't the ancestor of the main family equivalent to the ancestor of the Hyuga clan?

"No, no!"

Shikamaru patted his head. As smart as he was, it wasn't that he couldn't think straight, but he just couldn't understand why an ancestor suddenly appeared in the Hyuga clan.

Which generation of ancestors is it? How many years did it live? Why didn't it appear before? And...

He was so curious that his brain was working fast and he became full of energy.

'I really love this place! ' Shikamaru thought excitedly.

If Ye Feng hadn't said that the quota was full, he would have wanted to come here to work. Not only was the work easy, but there was also endless "gossip" to listen to.

"Hiss~"

"Ouch, my shoulders are a little sore!"

"Get off!"

Pushing aside Ino who wanted to listen to the story, Neci flashed to Ye Feng's side and gently massaged Ye Feng's shoulders.

He doesn't care about his ancestors or not. He only cares whether his ancestor can free the bird from the cage.

No one doubted that Ye Feng's words "She is your ancestor" were an insult. Obviously, Ye Feng's usual nagging had left a deep impression on them.

They all knew that Ye Feng knew a lot of things, so they believed what he said without a doubt.

At this time, none of them had time to eat, even Shikamaru who loved eating the most. They were all concentrating and waiting for Ye Feng's next words.

The new member, Karin, felt a little embarrassed and at a loss. She found that no one seemed to care about her existence here. She had clearly prepared herself mentally to live the same life as before after being "kidnapped".

Seeing that no one else was eating, she didn't dare to eat anymore. She sat on a small stool, curled up, waiting for an unknown fate.

"Yes, that's the strength!"

Ye Feng squinted his eyes comfortably. When a person with the ability to roll his eyes goes for a massage, it is simply a dimensionality reduction attack on the massage industry. Once the eyes are rolled up, they can show you clearly inside and out. They know your physical condition better than you know yourself, and massage your body in a targeted manner. What a comfortable and elegant person!

The sofa was L-shaped. Because the Twelve Little Strongmen were eating just now, Ye Feng gave up the middle seat and half-lay in the corner to rest.

With his legs stretched out on the sofa, enjoying Ningci's massage, Ye Feng asked slowly, "Do you all want to hear a story?"

Everyone nodded in unison.

"Well, I'll tell you guys about it, but first let me make it clear that the old rules apply. You can't tell anyone else about this, and you can't tell your family members either!"

Since they were deliberately found helpers, Ye Feng had no intention of hiding anything. Kaguya Otsutsuki's origins would be exposed sooner or later and it could not be concealed, so he simply told them in advance so that they would have an idea.

"Cough cough!"

Ye Feng cleared his throat and said slowly: "That was a long time ago. Can one of you call Naruto to see if he has finished pooping? I don't want to wait for him to come out and tell the story again."

"Uncle!" Sakura yelled madly, "Don't bother with that idiot, just talk about your own thing."

Faced with the shocking gossip, Sakura no longer cared about maintaining her ladylike image in front of Sasuke.

"Okay, okay, Ying-nii, don't be so irritable. I'll continue."

"A long time ago, my legs felt a little uncomfortable. Who can give me a massage?"

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