Siheyuan: Qin Huairu is a lucky charm for her husband

So after Lin Chen left the courtyard, he arranged for the Jin brothers to sell Ma half a piece of pig's head meat...

There was nothing wrong with the meat itself, but Lin Chen added a little bit of seasoning to it.

Soon, a pound of pig head meat was eaten by Mr. Wang and half of the horse...

The old man half-lay on the kang and took a deep breath.

“It smells so good and feels so good!”

Ma Banjie hummed a little tune as he took off his clothes, another happy day slipping away. It was indeed beautiful! Uncle Lin had arranged a good job for him...

As soon as Ma Banjie got into the bed, Mr. Wang frowned.

"Hiss... Oh no, hurry up, brother Ma, help me up, I have diarrhea!"

How could he withstand the medicine of Doctor Lin? Before the horse could even get up... Mr. Wang felt a huge discharge in his crotch.

"Ugh... Master Ba, you f*cking... I... ugh."

Ma Banjie pinched his nose and cursed. The two of them slept on the same kang... and he was responsible for taking care of the bastard's eating, drinking, and toileting. He had just been praising his comfortable life. He didn't expect that he would be treated like this before even a minute had passed, right?

Mr. Wang Ba's stomach was aching like it was being twisted in his intestines. He slapped the headboard of the kang with gritted teeth.

"You're still cursing, it's all because of the pig head you bought..."

When Ma Banjie heard this, he immediately went to pick up the night bucket...

"Nonsense, I ate it too, so how come I'm fine? You're just not good enough to put it in your trouser pocket, and you're blaming the meat for something wrong."

Ma Bandie endured the discomfort and helped Mr. Wang off the kang. How would he sleep tonight?

As a result, while the boy was cursing, he also felt his stomach rumbling.

"No, I'll go first. You've already pooped in your trousers..."

Ma Bandie threw Wang Ba Ye to the ground and sat on the night barrel alone.

Wang Ba Ye is in trouble now! What Bang Geng looked like back then... he looks the same now, lying there and flying freely.

The two of them made the room look like a public toilet, and even the donkey next door could smell something wrong.

"Ma Banjie, you bastard, take off your cotton pants! Do you know that you've killed me?"

Now Ma Bandie didn't care about the other person at all. His stomach hurt so much that he couldn't even stand up... He didn't have time to care about his life or death.

"Hold on, bastard! I'll be fine in a moment... Throw away these cotton pants tomorrow!"

Both guys are now rushing forward...the scene is too serious to watch.

The medicine Lin Chen added was very effective and could kill half a person overnight. Ma Banjie was already busy taking care of himself and had no time to care about the bastard on the ground.

"Donkey... Donkey, save me... Dabao, save me..."

Seeing that the horse was hopeless, Mr. Wang called for help from Li Dabao and the little donkey next door.

The two people who were already half asleep were woken up by Mr. Wang Ba.

"What the hell is going on? Can't you just be quiet for a day? Why are you yelling in the middle of the night?"

The two young men were so slow to put on their clothes and get off the kang...

When they reached the next door, they frowned simultaneously.

"Donkey, why do you ask what's so smelly?"

The donkey sniffed and frowned.

"Could it be that they upset the night bucket?"

The door was locked from the inside and they couldn't get in at all.

"Brother Ma, what the hell are you doing? Open the door! Why does your house stink so badly?"

Ma Banjie almost vomited when he saw the bastard lying on the ground...

"Wait a minute, I...I can't stand up."

Li Dabao and the little donkey looked at each other curiously...

Wang Ba Ye was now curled up on the ground, holding his stomach. He wanted to die. He had never done anything like this in his life since he could remember! What kind of meat was this half-carved horse? How could it be so poisonous?

A few minutes later, Ma Bandie endured the discomfort and opened the door. As you can imagine, he almost suffocated Li Dabao and the others.

"Oh my god... Bah bah bah what are you two doing?"

Ma Banjie ran back to the night barrel, panting, and sat down. Li Dabao and the others didn't dare to enter the house. They stood at the door and looked at the bastard on the ground...

When Wang Baye saw his savior, he said, "Dabao... Maolu... I'll give you two dollars each, please save me... and call Doctor Ji."

Li Dabao and the donkey still refused to enter the house with their noses pinched... This is not a matter of money, there is no place to start now! If they go over, they will get their hands and body covered in poop... Two yuan is really not worth it, it's so disgusting.

"Come on! If you act like this, will the little chicken help you?"

Mr. Wang Ba couldn't care less about that now. If he continued like this, he would die on the ground.

"Five dollars each... Bring your night buckets... Hurry up! Boil some hot water, clean it up, and then call Doctor Ji, right?"

The two young men were short of money. When they thought that ten dollars was enough to set up two simple tables... they immediately felt that it was not impossible to help.

"Okay, okay, hold on, Mr. Bastard... We're coming!"

There will always be brave men when there is a big reward. The two young men are willing to risk everything to save money!

One carried the night bucket and the other went to fetch water... They were making a lot of noise in the middle of the night.

Two hours later, Mr. Wang Ba's face turned pale, he breathed in more than he exhaled... He looked like he was about to die and lay on the kang.

Although a room had been cleaned, Ji Cheng, who was pulled in, still put on a mask and cursed.

"You two, don't eat anything carelessly anymore... It's embarrassing to get your pants all over it."

"Brother Ji, does Wang Ba Ye need to be taken to the hospital? I don't think he can go. He still owes us ten dollars. He must not die here..."

Ji Cheng snorted impatiently, "He's not dead, just severely dehydrated. I've already used the medicine, so you guys should stay by my side tonight! I want to go back to sleep."

The two young men sent Ji Cheng away and asked for money, as they were afraid that Mr. Wang Bastard would not survive the night.

Mr. Wang Ba was now completely exhausted and kept cursing Ma Bandie, the loser, for harming him.

"Don't worry... I'll give you the money as soon as I can... Quick, give me some water. Can't you hear I'm dehydrated?"

The two young men had no choice but to serve Ma Bandjie instead. After all, whoever pays is the boss now.

"Eighth Master, don't try to cheat. We brothers are not easy to cheat. We agreed on ten dollars, not a penny less. Look at this room, you two have messed it up. If you don't clean it up... not only Uncle Lin, but even Doctor Ji won't come in."

Wang Ba Ye is now buying peace with money, and he dare not refuse to pay even if he is scared to death. Besides, ten yuan must be painful for others, but he is not so bad as to refuse to pay.

"Look at you two, you're both so ignorant. Master Ba said he'd give it to you, so he'll give it to you... Go get some water! How could the King of Hell still owe this little ghost a debt?"

In this way, the two young men guarded Mr. Wang Ba for the entire night... But after daybreak, they also received the agreed ten dollars, and now they were one step closer to preparing the four tables of wine and food.

However, the news of Mr. Wang Bashi pooping his cotton pants also spread in the courtyard... This time he was completely embarrassed.

Lin Chen wants to leave him with an unforgettable memory...and now is just the beginning.

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(Thank you for your company, I have been relying on the popularity of the bookshelf these days.)