Siheyuan: First-class Merit at the Start

When you step into the courtyard, the system has actually determined that the two initial tasks have been completed.

However, as soon as he entered, Li Bolu immediately entered the spectator mode and did not have time to check the system functions.

After saying goodbye to Secretary Chen, Li Bolu turned on the system while walking towards Fangshan.

Then the virtual screen appeared again, and at the same time, a gentle electronic female voice appeared.

[The host's initial mission is completed. The strongest screenwriter system 1.0 is officially activated. ]

Then, lines of small words appeared on the screen.

[There are always so many people in the world who are dissatisfied with the plot of Love in Siheyuan. Now is your chance: the pen is given to you, you write it. The system detected that the host had been crazy about Siheyuan in his previous life, so the system decided to give you the screenwriter's pen and let you rewrite the story of Siheyuan. ]

[You can get a system rating by rewriting the Siheyuan plot. You can get a variable amount of points based on the degree of plot modification. Points can be used for lucky draws and purchasing mall items. ]

Li Polu couldn't help but sigh that this system was quite powerful.

After a moment of silence, he sighed and said, "Tongzi! I have never watched a TV series about Siheyuan in my previous life, so why am I complaining about it so much?"

System: [Host's previous life name: Li Goudan. Cause of death: died of anger while watching the TV series "Love in the Courtyard" at home.]

"Well, I understand the logic. But my name is not Li Goudan, my name is Li Fuchen, and I drowned while trying to save someone. Are there really idiots who would get themselves mad to death over watching a TV show?"

system:........

Li Polu was not willing to give in. Seeing that the system did not respond, he continued to ask, "Tongzi, please say something. Don't hide in there and keep silent. I know you are online."

System: [Detection completed, the original host is within 100 meters of the host's death site, and died at the same time as the host. Brain wave quantum form transmission error.]

[Now give the host two choices. 1. Destroy the host's consciousness on the spot. 2. Host, please take back what you just said, apologize to the system solemnly, and then choose to bind the system. ]

Li Polu was not happy when he heard it. What a joke. I am a man of eight feet tall, why are you messing with me?

"I choose 1. Come on, destroy me, my passionate horse."

..............After a while.

[Since the host's apology is not sincere enough, please reorganize the apology. 】

"I'm so humble, when did you ever hear me apologize? I choose you. Destroy me quickly. Fuck you. **** ********. (Chinese curse)"

Li Polu kept cursing for more than ten minutes without repeating himself, and only stopped when his mouth became dry and his tongue became parched.

After a while, the system made a sound again.

[Ding, system binding completed. A novice gift pack has been detected. Do you want to open it?]

Li Polu's mind moved: "Don't open it."

system:.............

"I'll give you one chance. Think carefully about what you want to give me. I'll open it again."

You bastard, you still want to control me?

He spoke for a while longer.

[A newbie gift pack has been detected. Do you want to open it?]

This time, Li Bolu silently said "open" in his heart.

After a series of fancy changes, a few lines of text finally appeared on the virtual screen in the air.

[Get five lightning strikes (perfect level),

Mastery level Ancient Bajiquan (Mastery level),

Big Black Ten X10 (street stall level),

Mastery level King's spearmanship (mastery level),

A healthy body, everything you eat tastes delicious (legendary),

Meat ticket 20 (street stall level),

Special body enhancement x1 (epic level),

Cloth coupons 5 feet (street stall level),

Portable vacuum space 10m3 (perfect level, upgradeable),

Red Songs Collection (Perfect Level)

[Note 1: The number of item rewards is constant. When you gain something, someone else loses. (System items come from unknown sources, so please use them with caution.)

Note 2: Skill rewards will take effect immediately after confirmation of use. (Friendly reminder, it is recommended that the host confirm the effect in a place where no one is around.)

Note 3: All rewards from the system are divided into six levels from low to high: entry level, mastery, perfect, epic, legendary, and immortal. 】

After reading the introduction to the contents of the novice gift pack, Li Polu's eyes twitched.

"Tongzi, what the hell is street stall level according to you? And what's that five lightning strikes thing, are you sure you're not kidding? And what's this constant number of yours, you didn't print it yourself? Other people's Tongzi can directly modify the background and use it legally."

[First, to answer the host's first question, the street stall level is a general term for all non-level rewards. The host can understand it as thank you for your patronage.

The Lightning Five Strike was created by a martial arts master in the following time with great effort. It is not a so-called ghost thing.

The system does not produce items, it is just a transporter of items.

The last question is, the system that the host mentioned is a virtual system. This system is a world system, and the world background cannot be modified. 】

Li Polu instantly extracted the key information: "You mean this courtyard world is the real world? As long as I live long enough, I can return to my original world?"

The system's playful voice sounded again: [No, this is a parallel world. The world will be altered by the host, and the historical trend will be shifted. The future is written by you.]

Li Polu was a little surprised. Damn, such a big pie, and I haven't written it yet. I'm so powerful, but I still can't just step on my left foot and go to the sky.

However, he always felt that this system was a little unreliable. So he asked a question that puzzled countless readers of the system article: "Tongzi, what is your origin?"

[This system is a product of the eleven-dimensional world, and is also equipped with a five-dimensional time travel drive. It is a super artificial intelligence system from a higher dimension.]

Li Polu was confused by what he heard, eleven dimensions, five dimensions, all sorts of nonsense.

But he still felt it was amazing: he didn't understand, but he felt it was very powerful.

Li Polu thought for a while and asked another question: "So, you are so powerful. Why do you have to pick on the people in the courtyard?"

[This system is running low on energy and needs to rely on specific story lines to accumulate energy.] After a long silence, the system spoke again.

Although the voice was still the familiar electronic synthesized voice, Li Polu could clearly feel that it seemed to be in a panic.

"Stop pretending and come out. I've found you." Li Bolu said firmly.

[The system doesn't understand what the host is saying. ]

"Tongzi, this is boring. Come out quickly."

After the system was silent for a while, the electronic synthesized voice sounded again: [How did you find me? ]

Then, a smaller version of the girl appeared outside the screen frame.

"Fuck, there really is one."

Li Polu took a closer look and almost dropped his jaw in shock.

Innocent eyes, pure and clean body. Enchanting face, white skin. Isn't this Liu Tianxian? But what the hell is only 20 cm tall?

Liu Tianxian supported her chin with one hand and said calmly, "You seem confused."

Li Polu swallowed and said, "You look like this?"

Liu Tianxian shook her head and said in a calm tone, "No, I am the artificial intelligence that comes with the Star Ring System. I have no physical body. My current image is the image of a woman that best fits your imagination, generated by reading your brain waves."

"There's no need to explain it so clearly. Do you have a name?"

"In my original world, people there call me Zero."

Li Polu touched his chin and said with a smile: "It doesn't sound good for a girl to be called this name. Let me give you a name. How about Xixi?"

Zero said calmly, "Not so good. I can read the original timeline of the host. I know who Sissi is. What a pervert and a slut. Do you have anything else to say? I'll reply now."

After saying this, without giving you time to react, he directly merged into the virtual screen.

Zero was not very willing to communicate with Li Polu because it could detect that when Li Polu said the name Xixi just now, his mind was full of pornographic garbage.