Siheyuan: First-class Merit at the Start

Li Polu pretended to be embarrassed and said, "It's not impossible. I just don't know if you mean to return it to me tomorrow, Sister Qin?"

Then he scratched his head and said, "Well, I haven't been in Sijiu City for a while, so I don't quite understand what this means. Sorry to bother you."

No, you are sick. I have never asked what day tomorrow is.

This is just my excuse, an excuse, you know.

Qin Huairu was screaming inwardly, but she smiled and said, "Yes, tomorrow."

Li Polu suddenly realized and said, "So the change to tomorrow means tomorrow. Now I remember it. OK, then I agree. Let's sign a document."

Qin Huairu was stunned: "What, what document?"

"If you want to lend me something, of course you have to sign a receipt! We call this the villain first and the gentleman later.

It is to avoid unnecessary conflicts between neighbors." Li Polu said as a matter of course.

"Um, I suddenly remembered that there's still water boiling in the house, so I'll go back and check on the fire. You guys continue chatting, I'll leave first."

What a joke, Qin Huairu dared not give Li Polu a written agreement. The last time her mother-in-law signed a written agreement, it directly caused her family to lose 700 yuan.

If we have to sign another document, who knows what will happen.

At the same time, he couldn't help but curse Jia Zhang in his heart.

I am craving for roast duck, but I don't dare to come, so I will order a pregnant woman around.

Jia Dongxu is also a loser. His wife is already pregnant, but he doesn't even take care of her.

I just listen to my mother. What kind of a bunch of people are this family?

After Qin Huairu walked away, Lou Xiao'e directly hit the flesh on Li Polu's waist.

"How can you say such mean things? You even need to sign a document. How can you say such things?"

Li Polu shook his head and said, "Sister Xiao'e, you have lived in this courtyard for such a long time, but you still don't understand it as well as I do. This Jia family is a house full of vampires.

Once they get their hands on you, they won't stop until they've sucked all your blood dry.

Let’s not talk about this anymore. Is my brother Damao at home? Ask him to come over and eat roast duck.”

Hearing Li Polu calling Xu Damao like that, Lou Xiaoe quietly touched his waist again and whispered, "Where's Brother Damao? Does your brother Damao know that you almost slept with his wife?"

Li Polu said righteously in a low voice: "Sister-in-law, what are you talking about? I, Li Polu, survive in the Forty-Nine City mainly by relying on three things."

Lou Xiao'e smiled and asked, "What three things?"

"Betrayal, betrayal of brother, care for sister-in-law."

"Fuck you." Lou Xiao'e pushed Li Polu in annoyance.

"Brother Po Lu, Moth, what are you talking about?"

At this time, Xu Damao also came back leisurely.

Lou Xiao'e remained calm and said unhappily, "Your brother was going to ask you to eat roast duck, but I told him you died outside, and he didn't believe me."

After saying that, he turned around and went back to the house.

Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao have been having an extremely unpleasant quarrel these days.

Ever since she went to the hospital and confirmed that there was nothing wrong with her body, Lou Xiao'e let herself go and had no psychological burden at all when she confronted Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was also unsure, after all, Lou Xiao'e was not the only one who had not conceived a child after so many years of marriage.

Many of the pretty widows he hooked up with in the countryside were not pregnant.

You know, many of these pretty widows have given birth to children.

Since there was nothing wrong with the land, the only problem was that the sowing posture was wrong, which led to the fact that no crops could grow in the land.

Having said that, Xu Damao instinctively refused Lou Xiaoe's repeated requests to take him to the hospital for a checkup. After all, a real man in the city of Beijing is known for his good looks.

If he really had to go to the hospital for a checkup, would Xu Damao's face be lost? Lou Xiao'e had no better solution for the time being. But she would definitely not be in a good mood towards Xu Damao.

Xu Damao didn't care about Lou Xiao'e's attitude. After all, she had been like this these days. He didn't notice anything unusual. Instead, he smiled and chatted with Li Polu.

"Oh, that's great! My brother has two bottles of good wine. Let's go to my house and I'll ask your sister-in-law to prepare some snacks."

Then Xu Damao glanced at Li Polu's unfinished house and said, "It's hard to get food here. You better hurry up, otherwise you'll have to buy food outside all the time and won't have enough money or tickets."

"Okay, I'll pack up and come over."

As for wine, he naturally did not drink Xu Damao's so-called good wine. In the end, Li Bolu took the Maozi himself.

There's nothing he can do about it, he's used to it. Drinking anything else will scratch his throat and make him cough easily.

This benefit can only be given to his brother Xu Damao.

Just after I sat down and hadn't started drinking, I heard Liu Haizhong's voice coming from outside the house.

"Isn't this Shazhu? Oh my god. Who hit him with a club? Look how he was beaten. I almost didn't recognize him. Can you still see me clearly? I'm your uncle."

Xu Damao, who was already drooling over Li Polu's thatched cottage, rushed out immediately after hearing this.

As the saying goes, a thatch is valuable, but a girl is more valuable. If you are stupid, both can be thrown away.

At this moment, it doesn’t matter whether it’s Maozi or someone else’s pretty wife.

Nothing is more important than watching Shazhu getting beaten into a pig's head.

Li Polu was also curious. Didn’t this Sha Zhu go to the movies with Wang Feiyan?

When I was going home from get off work, I saw Wang Feiyan waiting for Sha Zhu at the factory gate. How come she came back in less than half an hour?

Judging from what Liu Haizhong said, he was probably beaten up. And it was a heavy beating.

When I went out, I saw that Sha Zhu's whole face was swollen like a pig's head, and his eyes were swollen into slits.

No wonder Liu Haizhong asked him if he could still see him.

"Shazhu, you were acting like a hooligan in the street and were surrounded by enthusiastic people. Look at the big shoe prints on your face." Xu Damao looked at the shoe prints on Shazhu's face and marveled.

"Go away, idiot. I don't have time to deal with you today. Don't make yourself uncomfortable."

Sha Zhu threw Xu Damao a look and said, "What are you looking at? I fell on the way back. Let it all fall apart."

After hearing this, the onlookers were at a loss to continue. Although everyone knew that Shazhu was talking nonsense, it was not appropriate to ask how someone fell on someone else's feet. Wouldn't this just make things difficult for yourself?

"Hey, silly Zhu, this is the first time I've heard of someone falling like this after wrestling. And how did you manage to fall under someone else's feet? Why don't you teach me?"

Xu Damao is a true warrior and he directly asked the question that everyone was curious about.

Of course, what everyone is curious about is not how Sha Zhu fell under someone's feet.

Instead, I am curious about how Shazhu will continue to lie with his eyes open.

Sha Zhu, who had originally felt ashamed and was about to go home and not bother with Xu Damao, couldn't help himself now. He turned 90 degrees and walked towards Xu Damao.

"Okay, grandson, you want to learn, right? Then I will teach you today."

Seeing Sha Zhu running towards him, Xu Damao just ran away.

He was very disloyal and left Li Polu and Lou Xiao'e at the door.

"Alu, please move aside. I must teach Xu Damao a lesson today."

Hearing Sha Zhu calling him A'lu again, Li Po'lu's middle school soul almost burned up, and he directly rewarded Sha Zhu with A'guo's fifty-consecutive lightning punches.

At that time, I thought that if I was to be hit by this punch, I would be caught and sliced ​​into pieces for research.

He could only suppress his chuunibyou in secret. He smiled and said, "Okay, Master He, Xu Damao is just joking with you. How about drinking together? To be honest, I'm also curious about how you think you are so stupid after watching a movie."

Then he paused and continued, "By the way, next time you can just call me Xiao Li or Po Lu, don't call me A Lu. I'm afraid I won't be able to resist and beat you up."

"What about a drink?"

"Drink some."