Siheyuan: First-class Merit at the Start

"Tell me, who ordered you to rob people on the road?" The young security guard asked loudly in the police station.

"I, we don't know?"

In response to the security guard's question, the gas tank replied weakly.

"do not know?"

"Comrade, we really don't know. The man looked like a stick with a flowered shorts on his head. We couldn't see his face clearly.

Then we were given two dollars to scare the cook at the steel mill."

Otherwise, how can the clothesline be called the big brother? When faced with the security guard's questions, the gas tank could only stammer and answer that it didn't know, while the clothesline could fluently explain the whole story.

"Two dollars? You beat someone's leg until it was swollen just for two dollars?"

Gas tank, clothesline:?

"Well, comrade. We didn't hit him. He hit us on the steel pipe himself."

On the other side, in the medical room, the security guard sister who was bandaging Sha Zhu's leg said, "Comrade, it's bandaged. Fortunately, no bones are broken. But how did you get hurt?"

When Sha Zhu saw the security guard's sister, he thought she was very attractive: plump buttocks, slender waist, smooth skin, red lips, green eyebrows, and a face as beautiful as jade.

Worthy of his salary of 37 yuan.

The power of love made him forget the pain in his legs for a moment.

"Hello, girl. My name is He Yuzhu. I am the chef of the steel mill. I am 27 years old. My salary is 37.5 yuan. I live in No. 95, Nanluoguxiang.

My sister and I are the only ones in my family. I have two main rooms in the courtyard. After you marry me, I can give you all my salary. It would be best if you have two children, and you can name them...”

"Stop, stop, stop, comrade. I'm asking how you injured your leg. My colleague will come back to ask you about your basic information later. You don't need to tell me."

Listening to Sha Zhu's self-introduction, the female security guard's face turned black: No, this guy is sick.

"Ah, you mean this. It's a long story."

"Then keep your story short."

..........

"I blocked a left kick, a right whip kick, and a spinning kick. I blocked them all.

Who knew that these two young men had no moral principles and directly took out a steel pipe to deceive and attack my 27-year-old young comrade. I was careless and did not dodge.

Is this good? This is not good for me. I advise this young man to learn from his mistakes and reflect on his mistakes. Don’t make such clever mistakes again in the future.

After listening to Sha Zhu's exaggerated but incoherent description, the young security guard took a long time to sort out what he meant.

"So, you kicked yourself like this?" The female security guard looked at Sha Zhu as if he was a fool, and asked uncertainly.

However, Sha Zhu regarded such a look as admiration and replied smugly, "Of course, otherwise, those two young men would never be my opponents."

After Sha Zhu was bandaged, another security guard took him to take a statement. Sha Zhu felt that he could not bear the loss, so he artistically processed his experience.

The general process was as follows: the gas tank and the clothesline were holding a steel pipe, provoking him verbally, and when he was about to fight back, he accidentally kicked the steel pipe. Then the security guards saw the scene when they arrived.

This confession, for the first time, matched the confession of the clothesline.

In this way, the clothesline and gas tank were inexplicably changed from intentional injury to attempted extortion. He was detained for 7 days.

And the medical compensation that Sha Zhu should have received was also lost because of his face.

As for the person behind the scenes described by the two, Sha Zhu had no idea and provided a suspicious person.

After all, he thought he had a kind personality, everyone around him was his friend, and he had not offended anyone.

At this time, his first reaction was to blame it on Xu Damao. After all, except Xu Damao, all the people around him were his friends.

Maybe he still had some conflicts with Li Polu. However, he still had a very clear understanding of Li Polu. If Li Polu wanted to beat him, it was impossible for him to find someone to do it for him. He would just do it himself.

After finishing the statement, Sha Zhu limped back to the yard by himself.

In response to this, Xu Damao had been waiting at the gate of the courtyard early in the morning.

In order to create his own alibi, he even talked to Yan Bugui, who had recovered, for two hours, which made Yan Bugui, who thought he was well-read, speechless.

Only then did I see Sha Zhu limping in.

"Hey, idiot. What's the matter? Did you get beaten up for peeping at a little girl taking a bath?"

As soon as he saw Sha Zhu coming back with a limp, Xu Damao immediately started to taunt him.

"Xu Damao, your uncle."

"Uncle, look, this guy is getting angry. I was wondering why Shazhu never found a wife. It turns out he likes to peek at other people taking a bath."

"Xu Damao, your master Zhu is going to kill you today."

Seeing Sha Zhu limping and preparing to hit him, Xu Damao was not panicked at all this time. Instead, he said with interest: "Sha Zhu, come on. Grandpa Mao is waiting for you."

After seeing Sha Zhu limping in, Xu Damao laughed and turned around and ran away.

However, as joy turns to sorrow, Xu Damao felt something hit the back of his head when he was running happily. Then he was kicked directly onto the steps without paying attention. Then he fell flat on his face.

By the time he turned over and prepared to run again, Sha Zhu had already arrived on horseback.

"Sun thief, what did you just say?"

Pressing Xu Damao under him, Sha Zhu slapped Xu Damao in the face and asked arrogantly.

"I, I didn't say anything."

"You didn't say anything, right?" As he said that, Sha Zhu slapped Xu Damao in the face again.

"Don't, don't, don't. Silly Zhu, I was wrong."

Looking at the two people, one lying and the other sitting, Yan Bugui said he couldn't bear to watch it.

Xu Damao is such a coward. He's lame, yet you're still so afraid of him.

"Okay, Shazhu, that's enough. Get up quickly. Your leg is still injured, don't make it worse."

When Xu Damao heard what Yan Bugui said, he realized: Yes, this silly Zhu is still injured. He must have been scared silly.

Then, Xu Damao punched Sha Zhu on the injured leg.

Then, he heard a silly howl, and then he rolled on the ground holding his legs in pain.

Xu Damao was able to escape.

The howling of Sha Zhu attracted all the neighbors in the yard. Seeing Sha Zhu lying on the ground holding his legs and wailing, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Sun thief, you are dead today."

After a while, Shazhu finally adapted to the situation, stood up, and said with gritted teeth.

At this point, Xu Damao seemed to have found a way to deal with Sha Zhu, and said with disdain: "Come on, Sha Zhu, do you really think that Master Mao is afraid of you?"

This time, Sha Zhu couldn't stand it any more. Who the hell was Xu Damao? How dare he challenge him? He immediately rushed towards Xu Damao with a roar.

Facing Sha Zhu's attack, Xu Damao was neither anxious nor slow. In a flash, Xu Damao dodged Sha Zhu's attack.

Then he went around to the side, and when the opportunity arose, he kicked the cripple's good leg hard.