Traveled to ancient times and became a cheap little dad

The two of them played around for a while, and then Xiao Ziyi helped him ride on the tall horse, and he also climbed on the horse and slowly walked back.

This horse is not on the same level as the pony just now. Jiang Yun grabbed Xiao Ziyi's arm in fear, "Xiao Ziyi, it turns out that the air at high altitudes is so good."

"Hahaha, yeah, that's really fresh."

Jiang Yun raised her hand and pointed, "Ah, look, they have set up the stove, we can eat the skewers. Brush them with the secret sauce, hehehe, I am greedy."

"Come on, I'll show you my skills."

The two men were riding horses and chatting happily. The expressions of the people sitting on the side drinking tea were unclear, but Ling Yun's face was dark.

The horse stopped not far ahead. Xiao Ziyi dismounted swiftly and carried Jiang Yun down with one hand. "You are much lighter now. I can carry you with one hand."

Jiang Yun pointed at the grill with a smile, "Brother Xiao, show me your skills. I want to eat authentic grilled lamb skewers."

"no problem."

After sending the servants to the stove on the other side, Xiao Ziyi rolled up his sleeves, picked up the skewers and prepared to work.

"Wait, wait, this is not authentic enough." Jiang Yun dipped her fingers into the carbon block and waved her hand to signal him to lower it.

Xiao Ziyi naturally knew what he was going to do. He bent down, looked at him at eye level, and waited with a smile for him to draw a beard for him.

"Here, two mustaches, and then make a circle. Haha, done."

Xiao Ziyi picked up the skewers again, "Come on, mutton skewers, authentic mutton skewers."

He deliberately put on an accent and shouted, which made Jiang Yun laugh. "I want ten skewers, with cumin and chili."

"No problem~"

After a while, the skewers were finally grilled. Xiao Ziyi picked them up, looked at them, and smelled them to make sure they were cooked. "Here, try it and see if it suits your taste."

"Hold on, don't let go."

Jiang Yun was biting the skewer of meat. Xiao Ziyi held the skewer in one hand and pressed his head with the other hand. He pushed hard and the meat finally went into his mouth.

",,,,,,,"

The people who were drinking tea and chatting fell silent. They all looked at the two people making trouble. What kind of good person would eat skewers like that?

Jiang Yun chewed for a long time before finally swallowing it. She gave a thumbs up and said, "Delicious and chewy."

Xiao Ziyi started eating the remaining half of the skewer. "Hmm~ It's not chewy at all. The meat is obviously overcooked."

",,,,,,,"

Ling Yun's face was so black that ink could drip out of it, and the skewers of meat in front of him suddenly lost their flavor.

Jiang Yun put her hands on her hips and said confidently, "If I say it's not tasty, you'll have to beat me up."

"Then I'll really have to beat you up. Never mind, let's try something else."

As she spoke, she raised her hand to wipe the seasoning off the corner of his lips, then turned around and started grilling something else.

After getting the grilled prawns, Jiang Yun walked to the table with a smile and blew on them, "Brother, here you go."

Seeing that Ling Yun didn't move or react, she got angry. She raised her hand to peel the shrimp shell and put it into his mouth again, "Brother, you can eat it now."

"Jiang Yun, come here, the honey-roasted chicken wings are ready." Xiao Ziyi's voice came.

"I'm coming."

He stuffed the grilled prawns directly into Ling Yun's hands and turned away. Ling Yun was so angry that he clenched his fists. Xiao Ziyi was such a bastard, he did it on purpose.

The two of them were eating grilled chicken wings. Xiao Ziyi glanced at the three people sitting and waiting to eat and shook his head, "Sure enough, a man who can cook is a real man."

Jiang Yun patted his shoulder and said, "I can prove that you are the manliest. Follow my example."

"Come on, cross your arms, palms down, lift one foot, and look at your toes."

Xiao Ziyi didn't understand why and followed his instructions, only to see the three people behind him looking at him with dark faces.

"Jiang Yun, I think you are itching for trouble."

"Hahahahahaha, Xiao Ziyi you're so funny, you were so feminine just now, hahaha."

Jiang Yun ran as fast as she could, but she couldn't outrun him. She fell to the ground in a panic. "Ouch."

"Hahaha, the short-legged guy fell down." Xiao Ziyi squatted down and poked his head, but was thrown away.

Then he pinched his waist with both hands and lifted him up.

After standing still, Jiang Yun patted the grass debris on her body, then glared at Xiao Ziyi fiercely, "Humph, you dare to laugh at me, take your life."

After saying that, he started running after Xiao Ziyi, scoring twice, and then fell down with a thud, which made even louder noises.

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.” Xiao Ziyi laughed so hard that he fell backwards and held his stomach. “I’m dying of laughter. My stomach hurts from laughing.”

"Hey, help me up."

"Okay, okay, I'll help you up. Pu~~Xiaoyun, did you just land on your face and use a face brake, so your face is disfigured, hahaha." He still bent down to pick the person up, but couldn't help laughing out loud.

Jiang Yun touched her face with her fingers and felt a sharp pain. "It hurts so much. Am I disfigured?"

Xiao Ziyi also reached out and poked his face, "That's about right."

"Ah~" Jiang Yun screamed and started to look for Ling Yun.

Ling Yun held him in his arms to comfort him with heartache, and looked at Xiao Ziyi with reproachful eyes. The latter touched his nose embarrassedly and stood aside.

But Jiang Yun didn't listen at all and kept asking for a mirror. Until Su You took out a small mirror, Jiang Yun took the mirror, and after a moment of silence, she began to cry.

"I've become ugly, I don't want it."

Ling Yun picked the man up and walked towards the carriage not far away. Su You and Qin Zijun fetched water and looked for ointment, and then waited outside the carriage.

Qin Zijun glanced at him and lowered his voice, "Why did you give the mirror to the master?"

Su You touched his nose awkwardly, "I, I didn't know that Madam would cry so hard just because of a cut on her face."

"He asked for a mirror, and I didn't think much about it, so..."

Qin Zijun glared at him and said coldly, "Don't act on your own in the future."

"oh,,,"

Inside the carriage, Ling Yun pressed the person on his legs, scrubbed his cheeks and palms carefully, picked out the ointment, and applied it bit by bit.

"Not ugly, baby is not ugly. This scar will disappear soon. Remember the scar on the corner of your eye before? Did it disappear soon?"

After thinking for a while, she nodded and put her arms around Ling Yun's neck, "Brother, if I really get disfigured, will you abandon me?"

She tilted her head slightly forward, kissed his lips, teased his with the tip of her tongue, and ravaged him until the man in her arms was out of breath. "No matter what you become, I love you."

Jiang Yun raised her head and looked at him with sparkling eyes, "I love you, too."

The arms tightened, the big hands hooked, and the belt slipped off...

"Xiaoyun, how are you?"

",,,,"

Jiang Yun stepped back with a red face, looking at Ling Yun's expression which was already tainted with lust and forced to stop, and burst out laughing.

"Brother, can I make it up to you tonight?"

Ling Yun took a few deep breaths and gritted his teeth, "Stay away from that bastard later, do you hear me?"

"Okay, stay away from him." My brother looks so cute when he's jealous.

After struggling for a while, the two finally got off the carriage.

Jiang Yun changed into new clothes, put a patch on her cheek, and had her hair done again.