Otto's daily life
Chapter 542: Love Brain is Not Good
Yanai waved his hand, and with a wave of his hand, a pile of messy things appeared in front of them. "It's okay, just use all the ingredients. I have plenty."
"But...it's a waste." Liang whispered.
Mai nodded blankly. Is Yanai becoming less and less concerned about her identity?
"Don't worry about wasting it. I will send it to... Moroboshi Makoto when the time comes. He likes to eat these things very much." Yanai spread rumors about Moroboshi Makoto without changing his expression. It's okay if he doesn't like to eat them. He can let him sell them in other universes. He will always meet a few aliens who don't know the value of them.
(One day in the future, wherever Zero goes, alien life forms will flee upon hearing his voice. Damn it, the poison seller is here again.)
Liang's eyelids twitched. If he hadn't come today, he would not have been knocked down by Yana.
Mai held her hands, her eyes sparkling, "Yanai~, where's your brother? Why didn't he come?"
You know, she has been coveting Zero for a long time, and thought she would have a chance to play with him this time, but she didn't expect him to come. She felt disappointed.jpg.
Yanai's hair shook back and forth, "Yes, my brother. He is my brother."
Mai was completely immersed in her own fantasy and could not hear Yanai's rebuttal.
"Ah, a friendly alien visitor meets an ignorant girl from Earth, ah, how romantic..."
Yanai: “……?”
Shocked! Can Zero really deceive a little girl with his good looks?
Well, if you think about it carefully, although Zero has some sharp facial lines and looks rebellious, he is actually a handsome guy.
It's just that we've been together for so long that she didn't notice it.
Yanai mercilessly punctured Mai’s fantasy: “It’s not romantic at all, okay?
If you really fall in love, most of the time it ends in tragedy."
Mai was not convinced. How could it be considered a tragedy? It was obviously very romantic.
Yanai added some purple cabbage to the apple juice, shook it to make the color even, and then handed it to Liang: "Give it to Fei Niao. Didn't you say that he's not quite right? It can ward off evil spirits and is healthy."
After saying this, she replied to Mai: "Other people's long-distance relationships have problems, what can you guarantee for an alien relationship, relying on love?"
Come on, that's just the fantasy of adolescent boys and girls. You don't have such great charm that can make them leave their hometown and come to a foreign planet where they are unfamiliar with the place and don't even know whether there is racial segregation or not.
If something really happens, no one can help, just cook some skewers.
"There will always be happiness." Mai's face was gloomy. She didn't really want to find one, but she was curious. Which girl didn't have such a fantasy fairy?
There are both male and female people in the second stage.
Yanai counted on his fingers, raised a smile, and said decisively: "No."
She has been in the universe for so many years and has met a few of them, but life is always a little unsatisfactory.
For example, the planet behind him/her covets his/her technology and uses the technology he/she has obtained to harm the other party, or they have different living habits and finally cannot tolerate each other and separate.
She remembered a very strange couple. The man didn't want to see any light when he slept, otherwise he would become very angry and lose his mind. His partner was accidentally beaten to death by him. After he woke up, he found it difficult to accept the result and eventually disappeared.
Of course, this kind of behavior mostly occurs when the gap between two civilizations is too large.
Can modern people tolerate the primitive society’s lifestyle of eating raw meat and drinking blood?
Besides, how can love come from a short period of time together?
The essence of love at first sight is just lust at first sight.
Yanai gave Mai several examples and successfully made her depressed.
But before she could be comforted, she cheered up again: "I'm not planning to find one, I just want to meet various handsome guys and give them a home."
Yanai raised her hand halfway to comfort him, then smiled and said, "Okay, we are like-minded friends."
Let’s not talk about the handsome guy, he’s not here anyway.
"Let's go fishing." Yanai stretched out her hand and a pole appeared in front of her.
Yanai strode to a place, sat down, and then confidently cast out her empty fishing hook.
Nakajima couldn't help but say, "Yanai, you need to put up some bait and make a nest, otherwise there will be no fish to bite."
After saying that, he twisted his hips and made room for Yanai to fish next to him.
"There are lots of fish here, come here."
Dyna who was driven into the reed pile: Nakajima, you make me feel pathetic.
Yanai waved her hands, she was not some blue-skinned person who couldn't catch any fish.
"This is not an ordinary hook. It can connect dimensions. Watch me catch a monster for you."
Mai couldn't help but jump over and squatted beside her curiously, watching her fishing.
"Wow, waterweed!"
"Wow, slippers!"
"Wow, dead leaves"
"Wow, Asuka!" Yanai took the hook from Asuka's collar expressionlessly and threw it out again.
"Mai, please be quiet, or I'll throw you down as bait."
As soon as these words came out, Mai suddenly became quiet. She was now a quiet little turtle. Who was the chirping lark talking about? It wasn't her anyway.
“It’s strange, why are there no fish today? Is it the wind direction? Looking at the weather, it doesn’t seem to have any impact…” Nakajima changed the bait, puzzled.
He felt that fishing was an activity that treated everyone equally, whether rich or poor, smart or stupid, alien or local. If you didn't catch anything, you didn't catch anything.
Let's return to the Air Force together.
Koda had given up long ago and went to barbecue for them, otherwise those guys would only have steamed buns and pickles for lunch.
Liang held Feiniao tightly in place. She was afraid that if she wasn't paying attention, Feiniao would jump up the tree like a monkey, under the pretext of picking wild peaches for her to eat.
Liang Yousang sighed and glanced at Fei Niao with disgust. He didn't know why, but he always felt that Fei Niao seemed a little strange recently.
His IQ, which was not high to begin with, was completely gone now. Could illness burn out his brain? Liang was going to ask Yanai later if there was any IQ-enhancing medicine he could give Fei Niao a sip of.
Dyna was frightened by Liang's casual gaze and asked anxiously, "Asuka, did they see something?"
Fei Niao's head shook rapidly in his consciousness space: "Impossible."
After a pause, he added: "It would be great if you could be less stupid."
Dyna: "...It's a bit novel, I can't control it."
"Wow! Got it, got it!" They were about to say something, but Mai started jumping and shouting, and without them saying anything, she spontaneously moved away from Asuka, took out the bucket from under his butt, and happily gave it to Yanai.
Dyna was jealous. Mai liked him so much in the beginning, but now, huh, what a scumbag!
Asuka: "Dyna... you are a child."
When Yanai saw that the buoy finally moved, he pulled it up directly, hoping it would be some rotten fish or shrimp again.
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