Miss Star, spoiled by her father and brother
Chapter 82 The Thin Red Man and the Fat Green Man
The news was passed up level by level until it reached the minister's office at the highest level.
However, it is useless no matter how fast it is transmitted.
When Sifos pushed the door open, the minister and the deputy minister were walking towards the door in a panic. Seeing them, their mouths opened wide in surprise. Xu Weiwei glanced at the two men. One was a fat man with a beer belly, and the other was a skinny old man. The two of them standing together looked like the green fat man and the red thin man in the cartoon "Neighbors" she had seen. The funny thing was that the vest of the "green fat man" was really dark green.
What's even funnier is that a set of false teeth fell out of the mouth of the "red skinny guy". At this moment, the drama reached its peak.
Xu Weiwei looked at the dentures on the ground, looked at the thin red man's dark mouth with only one front tooth left, and turned her head away and buried it in her father's arms.
Amitabha, now I won’t be able to see her smile anymore.
The corners of Adjutant Qiu's mouth twitched a little, and it was obvious that he was having a hard time holding back his laughter. But Sifos had no scruples, and laughed so hard that he wished the whole floor could hear it.
"Hahahahaha! Where are you going in such a hurry, ministers? You don't even want any teeth."
"Ni, how did Nis get in?" the thin red man said with a mouth full of leaks.
The green fat man hurriedly picked up the dentures on the ground and rinsed them, then ran back and presented them respectfully: "Minister, they have been cleaned, please put them on."
The thin red man took it, turned around and put the dentures back into his mouth.
Seaforth then teased, "Why, after swallowing up our military budget for a year, you couldn't get the Minister to buy a better set of dentures?"
"How did you get up here?" the two men asked, taking two steps back.
Sifos followed in and said, "I came up via your ministerial ladder. You didn't expect it to be so fast, did you?"
The thin red man frowned and said, "Why would they let you get on that elevator?"
"I can just knock down whoever doesn't let me get ahead. You don't think your subordinates sitting in the office and the guards who came late can stop me, do you?"
Speak of the devil, here comes the devil. The subordinates sitting in the office and the guards who arrived late rushed in. The spacious minister's office on the top floor became crowded in an instant. Especially since these people were running and panting, it looked even more crowded visually.
"Sorry, Minister, we couldn't stop him. He also blocked the elevator door. The public elevator was occupied, so we had to run up the stairs. Are you okay?"
Red Thin Man: “…” This is something Sifos would do.
He waved his hand worriedly and asked these people to leave.
All of them looked very worried and retreated hesitantly. The last Mediterranean man left a message: "Minister, we are outside. Don't go far. If you have any problems, just call us."
The minister has not many teeth left. If he “takes good care of his teeth”, will he still have a hard time in the future?
The other colleagues looked at him with disdain. Everyone was doing the work, but he was the only one doing the talking. Although they were unhappy, no one really left. If a fight broke out inside, they would have to show some resistance.
So the people inside watched as one dark shadow after another crouched on the frosted glass wall of the office.
The green fat man's mouth twitched: "Minister, I'll go call them..."
"Forget it, let's not worry about that for now." It would be good to have more people here, so that if this big bull wants to attack later, there will be more people to stop it.
Seeing that he couldn't escape today, the old man simply returned to his office and sat down, crossing his fingers on his abdomen: "General Sifos, what's the important matter that brought you here today? And you brought your child with you, didn't you just come back?"
Sifos pulled up a stool and sat down opposite him, then took the stack of documents from the adjutant and slammed them on the table: "Stop pretending, don't you know why I'm here? Hurry and approve the outstanding military funds."
The thin red man pulled the document over and pretended to check it while making a witty remark: "Of course there is no problem in approving military expenditures, but when to approve it and how much to approve requires careful study."
Sifos continued to listen with impatience. He wanted to see what this old guy could say.
"Look, our annual military funding application takes half a month from March 15th to the end of March. The review takes about half a month, and the financial process takes another week. Finally, the funds will be credited to the account around April."
"We did receive an application from your adjutant last year, but unfortunately, we were unable to contact you during the review stage. So how can we confirm whether this military funding was applied for by you or was claimed by your adjutant in your name?"
"Signatures can be faked, voices can be faked, even videos can be faked. With such a large sum of money, we really can't afford to be careless."
Sifos laughed angrily: "You mean that the highest commander of each army must be present for approval. But as far as I know, the commanders of the other eleven military regions did not come in person, right? How did you confirm that they were the real ones? Or can you provide evidence that they were present in person?"
The red-haired thin man was speechless: "This..."
"If not, it means you are targeting the Fourth Army and deliberately blocking military funds in order to cause unrest or even disband the Fourth Army. If it works this time, do you plan to use similar methods against other armies?"
"Breaking the sharp sword of a country, what's the intention behind this is really intriguing, Minister He. Perhaps I should give His Majesty some advice and investigate your background to see if you are a spy infiltrated by the Federation."
Sifos's words were well-reasoned, and the final accusation completely shut down the Red Skinny Man's words. If he continued, who knows what crime he would be charged with. Although he was not a spy and was not afraid of a thorough investigation, it was still very tiring.
The thin red man changed his posture and laughed, "General Sifos, you are too serious. I am a timid person. Sometimes I am a little cautious. How could it be said that I am endangering the country? Now that I see you coming in person, I feel relieved. It was all a misunderstanding before. I'm sorry, sorry."
"But - it's almost been a year, and the approval of this year's military expenditure is about to begin. I can't give you two years' worth of military expenditure at once, right? What will the other military regions think if this is made public? We have never had the concept of 'supplementing military expenditure'!"
Sifos sneered: "That's something you should think about. We have never encountered a situation where military funds were not approved."
"The procedures we submitted were timely, reasonable and compliant. And all the tracks are recorded. As for why it was not approved, no matter how many excuses you make, the blame cannot be put on us. I have never brought the Minister of Finance to a military court. But I just killed a head of the Political Department a while ago, so I think it should not make much difference."
"Oh, sorry, it's the former head of the Political Department."
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