Wow, the husband I kidnapped is not a human

Mainly, she felt that Li Yichen definitely wanted to embarrass Jun Fuyao and make her look bad.

How could she miss the opportunity to please Li Yichen by just saying a few words?

No one would have thought that Li Yichen really thought Jun Fuyao was amazing and sincerely recommended her.

Of course, her recommendation also had its own purpose. First, she wanted to see how many cards Jun Fuyao had hidden. It would be even better if she could make some people more alert to Jun Fuyao.

After being provoked by Meng Haitang, Kong Ziling was so angry that she stopped arguing. She simply waved her hand and designated a disciple to fight against Jun Fuyao.

"I am Han Dongzhi, and I would like to seek advice from Miss Jun." A young girl from Hongru Academy stood up and bowed perfunctorily to Jun Fuyao, with disdain in her eyes.

In his heart, he even felt a little resentful towards Confucius for letting him fight against Jun Fuyao, an unlearned idiot.

Even if you win, your status will drop greatly and no one will look up to you or think that you are great. It's such a waste of time.

Facing her disdain, Jun Fuyao smiled and said, "What do you want to learn? How to roam around Zuimeng Lake and sleep with all the handsome men in the world? In public... this is too much, isn't it? Even if you are shameless, I still want it."

This is a blatant mockery of the other party's shamelessness.

Han Dongzhi had a dark face and said in a cold voice: "Humph, do you think I'm the same as you? I never go to places like Zuimeng Lake."

"Oh? If you're not going to Zuimeng Lake, then where are you going?" Jun Fuyao crossed his legs and asked leisurely, "Is there anything more fun than Zuimeng Lake?"

Suddenly, he suddenly realized, "Oh... I see, it's not that you don't want to go to Zuimeng Lake, but you don't have the money to go. Tsk, tsk, so pitiful, then what do you do when you need it? Use cucumbers? Carrots, eggplants, or hand buttons?"

What kind of tiger-wolf talk is this? !

We agreed to discuss knowledge, but you brought the topic to brothels right at the beginning, which was already disrespectful. Now you are even...

For a moment, the hall was filled with the kind of obscene laughter that only women can understand but not express...

Wu Qinghua, Gu Xiaoyi and other inexperienced boys and girls looked at this and that with a confused look on their faces.

What are you laughing at?

Wu Qinghua wanted to ask her sisters, but she didn't dare to open her mouth.

Gu Xiaoyi asked her brothers.

Brothers: looked at each other.

"Ahem... this... that... you'll know when you grow up a little bit." The eldest brother Gu Ying touched his nose and answered awkwardly.

Han Dongzhi's pretty face was even redder than the monkey's butt.

After huffing and puffing for a long time, he knew that he could not argue with Jun Fuyao anymore, otherwise he would be the one who would suffer.

So he changed the subject and said, "Just now I came to the palace and passed by Fenghuang Road. I saw the national flower blooming on the Fenghuang trees on both sides of the road. I came up with a couplet. Please enlighten me, Miss Jun."

As he spoke, he didn't care whether Jun Fuyao would accept it or not, and just recited it aloud: "Phoenix Road, Phoenix Road. On Phoenix Road, there is a Phoenix tree. On the Phoenix tree, there is a Phoenix flower. When the Phoenix flower blooms, a Phoenix will appear."

↑Note: The first couplet comes from Baidu↑

As soon as this couplet came out, everyone fell into deep thought, and everyone wanted to present it in front of others so that His Majesty could see their talent.

As for Jun Fuyao...

It would be strange if she could come up with such a difficult couplet. No one took her seriously.

"Miss Jun, I am not very knowledgeable, I wonder if this couplet will catch your eye?" Han Dongzhi smiled proudly: "Miss Jun, please feel free to give me some advice."

When she said this, many people didn't think anything of it, but all the big guys sighed in their hearts.

I originally thought that this boy had good literary talent, but I didn't expect that he would become so arrogant once he succeeded. With such a character, he is really not fit for important tasks.

Han Dongzhi, who was feeling very proud at the moment, would never have dreamed that his bright future would be gone just because he said one more word.

Seeing Jun Fuyao frowning and scratching her head in deep thought, Kong Ziling laughed heartily: "Miss Jun, if you can't come up with the answer, you might as well tell us. We won't laugh at you. After all, you haven't been to Hongru Academy, hehe..."

The other students in the academy also laughed.

"Who said I can't come up with a solution?" Jun Fuyao shouted, "Isn't it just a shitty first couplet? Humph, today, I will let you see my talent!"

There were boos all around: You keep pretending, aren't you afraid that the wind will blow your tongue off?

Only Li Yichen and Madam Jun felt that perhaps Jun Fuyao could really figure it out.

Li Yichen is somewhat conflicted: she hopes Jun Fuyao can figure it out so that everyone can see her true face behind her stupid face; but she also hopes Jun Fuyao cannot figure it out because she herself has not figured it out yet.

Old Madam Jun is also somewhat conflicted: she wants Jun Fuyao to hide her incompetence and not to be too visible and be remembered by others; but she also doesn’t want her to be humiliated because of hiding her incompetence.

Kong Ziling sneered and said, "If Miss Jun can really answer it within one stick of incense, my Hongru Academy will admit defeat. If you can't answer it, then from now on, Miss Jun must bow and greet anyone in my Hongru Academy and respectfully call them Master."

When this request was made, everyone was shocked.

Even though Jun Fuyao was a good-for-nothing, she had a good family background. Apart from the royal family and those powerful old guys in Phoenix City, there weren't many people she could salute.

However, Hongru Academy required her to bow to anyone she met from any academy after she lost, which was clearly intended to humiliate Jun Fuyao.

Although Hongru Academy is famous, the people inside are also divided into different levels.

For example, would a gatekeeper allow the descendant of a military leader to salute him?

If this isn't humiliating, then what is?

Everyone thought that as long as Jun Fuyao was not completely stupid, she should know how to refuse.

But Jun Fuyao raised his neck and said, "Okay, no problem. But..."

“Hehe… I’m also going to give you guys a match.” Jun Fuyao said with a wicked smile, “If you can’t match it… I won’t bully you. Just lie on the ground and bark like a dog three times. This includes the two masters.”

hiss~

Everyone previously thought that Hongru Academy’s requirements were excessive, but they didn’t expect Jun Fuyao to be even more extreme.

Making a group of well-read students lie on the ground and bark like dogs in public must be more painful than killing them.

What's more, there are two masters...

If the people from Hongru Academy really can't figure it out, then the two masters might as well just run into a wall and die.

This play is good, really damn good.

We all love to watch it.

Please continue your performance.

Kong Ziling discussed it with Gao Fengjie, and it was unknown what she said to the group of students, but in the end she agreed to Jun Fuyao's request.

In fact, the people in Hongru Academy didn’t take Jun Fuyao’s words to heart at all.