Wow, the husband I kidnapped is not a human

"Then why haven't you lost any weight, but instead gained so much weight?" Jun Fuyao was even more confused.

"Sister, don't you know that you will get hungry easily after strenuous exercise?" Tang Yuanxiao stretched out four carrot fingers and gritted his teeth and said, "I ate four meals a day before I lost weight..."

Then he turned the four carrot fingers into eight and continued to grit his teeth, "I'm eating eight meals a day now. Eight meals... How can I not get fat?"

Jun Fuyao: ...

What she said made so much sense, I couldn't argue with it at all!

Jun Fuyao said thoughtfully: "There is something wrong with Sun Xiaoyang's training method. I will come back to make a better one for you..."

"I don't want to. I'd rather die than exercise again!" Tang Yuanxiao interrupted Jun Fuyao firmly before she could finish her words.

Changing the subject, he said, "Sister Yaoyao, let me tell you, we've made a fortune, a lot of money, did you know that? The elixirs you left behind before you went on the expedition earned a total of 900 million taels, 900 million taels! Haha... I counted the bills until my hands cramped... haha..."

"What? Nine hundred million taels?!" Jun Fuyao was directly shocked by this huge number.

No, how could a pill that I just made casually be so valuable?

Are the people in this world crazy and don't regard money as money?

Crazy, so crazy!

However, I like it!

Let this madness come even more violently!

"I've thought about it. I'll only bid two of the 'Entong Zaizao Pills' you sent me yesterday, and the base price is 500,000 taels of silver." Tang Yuanxiao smiled like a profiteer and said, "According to preliminary estimates, the price should be over 5 million taels of silver."

"..." Jun Fuyao didn't know what to say.

She thought about making money from pills, but she didn't expect it to be so profitable!

You know, in this world, ten taels of silver can allow an ordinary family of three to live comfortably for half a year.

She only used two small pills to get five million taels, and they were not very important pills to her.

"Haha... my dream is to count money every day until my hands cramp..." Tang Yuanxiao's eyes were full of the brilliance of silver, and she said excitedly: "Now it has finally come true. It's so satisfying. It's so satisfying. I count money until midnight every day, and it's all my own money. It's so fucking cool..."

"Well...it's really cool." Jun Fuyao agreed. This should be everyone's dream.

Suddenly, Jun Fuyao had an idea and an evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: Hehe... I seem to have thought of a great way to help Tang Yuanxiao lose weight!

Jun Fuyao felt that it was urgent to help Tang Yuanxiao lose weight. If she continued to gain weight at this rate, she would probably die of obesity in no time.

It's a pity that there is no weight loss pill in the recipe given by the space, otherwise I could make it and give it to Tangyuan to eat.

Tang Yuanxiao, who was standing next to her, suddenly shuddered and muttered in a low voice: "Fuck, is there another blind and unruly person who wants to murder me?"

“Tangyuan, send out a notice saying that this auction will only accept cash or gold, not banknotes.” Jun Fuyao said solemnly.

"No? You only accept cash and gold?" Tang Yuanxiao was confused and said in surprise: "Big sister, you are not kidding, right? That would fill up several rooms, right? I would be exhausted by the time I count the time!"

"Don't bother, just do as I say. I'm of great use, go and arrange it." Jun Fuyao said with a straight face.

"Okay, you're the boss, you have the final say." Although Tang Yuanxiao was puzzled, he still agreed.

"There is one more thing, Sister Yaoyao, you have to help me." Tang Yuanxiao suddenly looked at Jun Fuyao with eager eyes and a little pitiful.

"What's the matter?" Jun Fuyao asked.

"It's that damn guy Sun Xiaoyang. The condition on his face is getting worse and worse. It used to be just darker with some pimples, but now all kinds of lumps, pustules, warts... have appeared..."

Tang Yuanxiao touched his nose and said a little embarrassedly: "His body is stronger than other men. Now with such a face, I, I... I really can't eat it... Sister Yaoyao, can you think of a way to help him?"

Tang Yuanxiao clasped his hands together and begged Jun Fuyao coquettishly, "Sister Yaoyao, please, please... For the sake of my future sexual happiness, can you help him?"

"I don't know what's going on with him. I can't say for now whether I can help you or not. I'll go with you to see him later." Jun Fuyao didn't dare to make a promise.

"Okay, I feel relieved when you say that." Tang Yuanxiao waved his hand and said, "I believe you can do it."

Jun Fuyao: ...

You are so mysteriously confident in me!

……

Ye Zheying was sitting at the windowsill in the room, reading the book that Empress Rong Guanxiu had given her.

She read it very carefully and turned the pages very cautiously for fear of damaging it.

Now, the only thing that gave her the courage to live was the queen's love for her.

He told her to live well, so she lived well.

Suddenly, there was a sound of swords and knives outside the window.

Ye Zheying stood up, leaned forward to take a look through the window, and then her pupils widened. She turned around and ran out quickly.

Outside, two children were practicing martial arts, one with a knife and the other with a sword.

The movements of both of them were very awkward, and it was obvious that they had just started learning martial arts.

What really attracted Ye Zheying was the child who used a knife in his left hand.

Ye Zheying was an expert in martial arts. He could tell at a glance that the swordsmanship the child was practicing was extraordinary and must have been created by some one-armed strong man.

Ye Zheying's situation was the same as that child's. Both her right arms were chopped off, leaving only her left arm.

Ye Zheying has been associated with swords all his life, but after losing his right hand and his meridians being blocked, his martial arts skills were completely wasted, and his superb swordsmanship became useless.

If the Queen had not been comforting her in the past few days, Ye Zheying would have died in despair after this series of blows.

But at this moment, Ye Zheying found new hope.

If others can create left-handed sword techniques, can I also create a set of left-handed sword techniques that suits me?

Ye Zheying thought about this while staring at the left-armed child, swinging the knife over and over again...

Seeing that the kid was practicing but couldn't get the hang of it, Ye Zheying stepped forward, took his knife with his left hand, and said, "This move should be done like this..."

As Ye Zheying spoke, she practiced the moves that the child had just practiced with her left hand.

Huang Ziyao's eyes lit up: This aunt is so amazing, and she also has only a left hand like me.

After Ye Zheying finished the drill, she returned the knife to Huang Ziyao and said solemnly, "Thank you..."

Thank you for letting me know that I am still useful and not a complete waste!