The young educated youth is the king of melon eating

These two people swept through house after house!!

Wouldn't that mean we could raid their house soon?

Wow, Wang Ermao never expected that the melon would end up on his own family!

Thinking that the two men couldn't stop so quickly after the first move, Wang Ermao didn't alarm the two men in the field, and ran to the village. When he returned to the gate and pushed it, it was locked...

Alas, can this trick defend against others but not against him?

This guy's skill is all he can do. Locking the door is no big deal for him. He's been climbing over walls for so many years!

The door to the inner room was locked from the inside, but it did not prevent Ermaozi from climbing in through the window. It was so hot that the windows were all open. Ermaozi jumped into the room and directly pulled Zhao Lanhua's arm, half sitting up, and shook her arm vigorously to wake her up.

"Wake up, hurry up, why are you sleeping? I'm going to take you to catch a thief!"

Zhao Lanhua had just finished cleaning up and went to bed. Who knows how it feels to be woken up just as she was about to start dreaming?

There was someone beside her, buzzing like a fly, and Zhao Lanhua wanted to slap him, but she couldn't pull her hand out. She was too lazy to struggle because she didn't want to wake up at all...

Wang Ermao had been talking for a long time but was completely blocked. Her ears were still closed for the time being, and she didn't even open her eyes to give the person in front of her a death warning.

"Get out of here now before I lose my temper!"

If I let her go and let her lie down now, she will still fall asleep. Otherwise, if I wake her up, she will really kill someone!

So it’s still not too late to get out of here immediately after receiving her warning!

The person who didn't know whether to live or die continued to shake the person, and finally woke him up...

"You better be okay! Otherwise even if your parents come up here today they won't be able to save you!"

Facing such a vicious Zhao Lanhua, Ermao was still a little scared, but she didn't know if those two people had stolen into her house! !

"You are a naive person. If I don't call you, you won't know where to cry tomorrow!"

He came with intelligence, yet you still tried to scare him!

Zhao Lanhua had a wooden face and didn't move. In her mind, she had already tortured Wang Ermao to death many times. She was so angry. When would killing someone not be against the law?

"Did you hear me? Our vegetable garden has been completely stolen!!!"

Wang Ermao didn't know what morning grumpiness was. Anyway, he didn't have that thing, so he didn't know that Zhao Lanhua didn't hear everything he said just now. He was still wondering why she was so calm this time.

Zhao Lanhua, who was finally shaken awake, began to receive information from the outside world. What was that dog yelling just now?

Vegetable garden? Stolen?

Ok?

The vegetable garden was stolen!!!

"You said someone stole my vegetable garden?"

Wang Ermao had a black question mark on his face. Wasn’t what he just said human language? ? ?

He expressed his emotions excitedly for such a long time, but it seemed that this person didn't listen to a word he said!

"What are you waiting for? Let's go!"

Why leave? The two of them were still holding each other, and he hadn’t let go yet. Wang Ermao looked down at his hands, empty hands???

The person I just caught has already flashed to the door and put on his shoes...

Oh, his wife is really amazing. Either she won’t listen to you after talking for a long time, or she will suddenly run away far away.

Wang Ermao did not dare to complain and quickly got up to follow his wife. When they arrived at the yard, Zhao Lanhua first picked up a door-raising stick and handed him a water-carrying pole.

"Hurry up and leave! Don't let him get away! If you catch him, beat him to death! He has managed to steal something from me. He's lucky if I don't smear him with pepper!"

She hasn't even vented her anger yet and now she's taking it out on the punching bag. It's just a good opportunity to take advantage of the chaos to hit the traitor with a couple of sticks. It's just that it's dark and she can't see clearly!

"I can't run away. It's not that fast to steal from every household. They don't just steal from ours. Are we the only ones going?"

The chances of two people winning against two people are not very high, right? What if the old cripple gets beaten up and fights back desperately? He won't be killed again...

"Can you please finish what you are saying at once? You are talking nonsense all the time. Whose house did you steal from?"

This damn thing is so annoying, luckily God gave him a mouth, but he still can't get to the point!

After a while, she heard that the old cripple had stolen all the vegetables from her vegetable garden. He was about to leave, but now he popped up again to steal from every house!

"Well...they have been stealing all over the vegetable garden over there, from house to house, and they are almost at our house!"

Damn, if you hadn't told me earlier, she would have thought that it was only targeting her family, but it turned out to be a sideline...

That wouldn't be appropriate for the two of them to go, and she's afraid of getting hurt in a fight. It would be hard to believe that anyone would remember her then!

Forget it, let's just vent our anger on our own. Zhao Lanhua, who had figured it out, turned around and told Ermaozi,

"Then go to whoever's house you see and knock on the door. Look for someone who's good at talking, like Wang Shuhua or the second old maid!"

It's a pity that Mrs. Yu is no longer here, otherwise she would be the best choice. She is the one who can make people curse everyone in the village for throwing an onion, and she is enough to handle something like tonight.

Pity……

Wang Ermao thought about it again and again, and then reminded carefully,

"I haven't stolen to the second old lady's house yet..."

He was afraid that the second old lady would arrive and scold him again. Why was he calling someone for help when he hadn't even stolen from her? That was just asking for trouble!

"Just listen to what I say. It shows that you have a dog brain! Just shout!"

Does it matter whether you steal or not?

Don’t they need time to get there? As long as they catch the person in the act, the second old lady will have a way to deal with it!

"Haha, ok, I'll go right away!"

If his weapon wasn't as strong as his opponent's, he really wanted to fight right there. How could there be such a person, asking him to do work and then calling him a dog brain! !

The two men split up and called for help. After making sure that everyone had left, Wang Ermao turned around and kicked Zhao Lanhua twice hard in the direction she left. Since he couldn't hit anyone, he just kicked the air to vent his anger.

"clap clap"

On such a quiet night, knocking on the door of one family could wake up several families. Ermao and his family came up and explained their purpose. Soon, everyone in the family came out and the group was gathered.

"I haven't done enough work during the day, how come there is still work at night?"

The person who is talking is a gossiper. Other families may only send one person, but not her family. Her family must have two people, one is her and the other is her mother-in-law and the nanny!

Everyone in the village has a vegetable plot, which was originally distributed based on the number of people. It’s not uncommon for every household to have one, so no one thought that there would be people who would specifically steal vegetables.

Now when the villagers heard that it was the old cripple and the other two, they felt there was nothing to be surprised about. They knew that these two men were capable of doing such a thing.

The old cripple has never been a good person, and his new wife doesn't have a good reputation either.