Siheyuan: Start at level 60, beat up all the animals

Chapter 35 The story of Bang Geng and the deaf old lady spread

He only felt a surge of information pouring into his brain, and many processing techniques that he had never heard of before gradually unfolded in his mind.

Turning, milling, grinding, boring, clamping...

Each craft has extremely sophisticated rules, and each step contains unique skills.

It was as if there was a master who was teaching me carefully in my ears and step by step.

And those originally vague and obscure experiences suddenly became clear and transformed into clearly identifiable technical points.

The brothers were still shouting something behind him, but he could no longer hear them.

Li Yang felt his mind more focused than ever before, as if everything around him no longer existed, and only the workpiece in his hand was real.

He completed each step meticulously, his movements smooth and seamless.

It was not until the bell for the end of get off work suddenly rang that Li Yang came back to his senses from this state of trance.

He let out a long sigh, finally completing his "masterpiece".

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Li Yang smiled slightly, feeling indescribably happy.

A day of hard work was rewarded with a sweaty body and a significant improvement in skills. It was really worth it!

Then Li Yang put down his tools, took off his work clothes, and walked towards home.

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The clock pointed to six o'clock in the afternoon. The setting sun dyed every brick and tile in the courtyard with a layer of golden color.

Everyone came back from get off work one after another, sat in front of their homes, fanning themselves with palm-leaf fans and chatting about family matters.

But today's topic is no longer about the vegetable price increasing by a few cents, but that Zhang San's wife gave birth to another fat boy.

But...

"Hey, have you heard? Bangteng from Yard 95 fell into the manure pit at noon!"

Aunt Xiu looked mysterious and deliberately lowered her voice and said in the crowd:

"What? Fell into the pit? How could this kid be so careless!"

Aunt Zhang almost dropped the egg in her hand when she heard this: "Are you okay? Did you choke?"

Aunt Xiu smiled gloatingly: "It didn't choke, but... after the child fell in, he actually started eating shit, and he ate it very well.

Enjoying it! Like a madman!"

“Oh my god!”

Aunt Zhang was so shocked that she covered her mouth and was stunned for a long time: "What's wrong with this child? Isn't he very normal?"

The old men and women around came over and started talking at once:

"I think it must be that the boy was greedy and drank something he shouldn't have, which is why he became like this!"

"Hey, what a fuss! I don't know if you are okay after eating so much shit?"

Everyone was talking at once, commenting on Banggeng's experience, and enjoying the fun.

At this moment, all the birds in the courtyard had returned and heard about this incident.

Xu Damao burst into laughter, and even laughed so hard that tears came out.

"Hahaha, this little bastard has finally gotten what he deserves! Isn't he usually so arrogant? Now he's made a fool of himself. Let's see how he can continue to act in the yard.

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He Yuzhu couldn't help laughing and laughed secretly, but considering Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu, he held it back, but the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

You know, Banggeng is a well-known naughty boy. He makes trouble in the yard all day long and causes a lot of trouble for the adults.

Now that I see that he has suffered a great loss, I naturally feel happy about his misfortune and I want to laugh a few more times.

Just as the adults were laughing and talking, a voice came from the side:

"Bang Geng, Bang Geng, how about the shit in the cesspool? I heard that you like it very much. Next time you eat it, don't forget to call your brothers!"

It turned out to be Yan Jiekuang and Liu Guangfu, who were leading a group of children, running over noisily.

These naughty little guys, who had heard the news from somewhere, were now happily laughing at Banggeng's embarrassment, completely ignoring the adults' expressions.

Yan Jiekuang took the lead, pointed at the window of Jia's house, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Hey, Banggeng, why don't you come out? Did you eat too much? Haha, it's your fault for being greedy! You deserve it!"

Liu Guangfu also joined in the fun, adding with a smug look on his face: "That's right, I heard that you not only eat shit, but also treat it as a treasure, protecting it like nothing, not even letting your parents touch it, it's really hilarious!"

Children's innocent words are heartbreaking, yet also make people laugh.

Although the adults were laughing, they couldn't be too unrestrained so as not to hurt the harmony.

"That's enough, you little heartless guy, you're the only one who talks too much! Why don't you go home and have dinner?"

The third aunt quickly stopped her son and said with a smile: "Children are immature, please don't take it to heart. This may be a misunderstanding. Banggeng is usually a very sensible child..."

Before Jia Zhang could scold, a burst of crying came from the room, mixed with Bang Geng's angry shouting:

"Wuwuwu, it's all that bastard Li Yang's fault! If it weren't for him, would I have eaten shit? Wuwuwuwu..."

Banggeng hid in the house and cried loudly, his tears were like pear blossoms in the rain, which was very adorable.

But the children in the yard didn't care about all this. They just kept laughing, which made Banggeng very angry.

He wanted to rush out and beat up these little bastards to vent his anger.

Unfortunately, I had diarrhea for the whole afternoon and my legs were weak. How could I have the strength to do that?

Bang Geng had no choice but to lie on the bed and swear with gritted teeth:

"Li Yang, you bastard, you made me lose face today, I will never let you go!"

On the other side, Jia Dongxu and his wife also came back from the factory. As soon as they entered the yard, they saw a chaotic scene.

They hurried forward and asked what happened.

After listening to everyone's chatter, Jia Dongxu was so angry that he was shaking all over. He pointed at Xu Damao's nose and cursed:

"Xu Damao! My son has suffered such a great injustice, and you still have the heart to laugh? Believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart!"

Xu Damao was also unhappy when he heard this. He straightened his back, pointed at Jia Dongxu's forehead and said:

"What's the matter? I just want to laugh a little, what's it to you? Besides, what does your son eating shit have to do with me? It's his own fault for being greedy. He deserves it!"

"You..." Jia Dongxu was speechless for a moment. He was so angry that his face turned blue and veins bulged on his forehead. He just wanted to rush up and beat Xu Damao up to vent his anger.

Qin Huairu finally reacted at this time, and quickly stopped her husband, whispering: "Don't be impulsive! Everyone is watching now. If you take action, it will ruin your reputation."

After hearing this, Jia Dongxu barely suppressed his anger, snorted coldly, but did not argue with Xu Damao anymore.

He glared at Xu Damao hatefully, then dragged Qin Huairu into the house.

He Yuzhu looked at Jia Dongxu's angry back and laughed secretly in his heart.

Although he didn't laugh as recklessly as Xu Damao, he couldn't hide the smile in his eyes.

In this way, everyone talked about it and soon the news spread everywhere.

Another major event that caused a sensation in the Siheyuan was also quietly brewing.

Yi Zhonghai had just returned from the factory when an old lady mysteriously pulled him into the house.

The old lady looked around and saw that there was no one around, so she leaned close to Yi Zhonghai's ear and whispered:

"Zhong Hai, let me tell you, old lady, I'm afraid something is going to happen!"

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