Siheyuan: Start at level 60, beat up all the animals
Chapter 33: The pickled stalks are all Li Yang’s fault?
Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai hurried out to smooth things over. He coughed twice and shouted in a deep voice: "Stop talking. It's important to figure out how to get the child out!"
As he spoke, he picked up a bamboo pole, approached the pit carefully, and called softly: "Banggeng, Banggeng, I am your uncle, come on..."
Before he could finish his words, a pile of feces came towards him and hit Yi Zhonghai right on the cheek.
"Get away! Don't touch my flesh! It's all mine!"
The sharp howling of the stick stems resounded through the sky, making people's scalps tingle.
Yi Zhonghai was choked by the stench and his face was covered with snot and tears. He spat several times and felt that he must have done something wrong in his previous life to have such a cheap disciple.
There was another burst of laughter in the yard, which made Jia Dongxu want to crawl into the ground.
Just when everyone was at a loss, the stick in the pit suddenly became quiet.
I saw him slowly raise his head, his hazy eyes gradually became clear, and a trace of confusion appeared on his face.
"Where is this? Why am I here?"
Banggeng muttered to himself and looked around.
When he saw himself lying in the pit with a piece of shit in his mouth, he completely collapsed.
"what--"
A shrill scream resounded through the sky, causing pain in the eardrums.
Then, Bang Geng began to vomit frantically, spitting out all the feces he had just swallowed.
He screamed and cried, tears and snot streaming down his face, and he looked so miserable, just like a drowned dog.
Seeing that the child had regained consciousness, Jia Dongxu and his wife were overjoyed.
"Son, don't be afraid! Dad is coming to save you!"
Jia Dongxu shouted in a high-pitched voice, rushed to the pit regardless of anything, and reached out to grab the stem of the stick.
However, the stick was covered in feces and was slippery. The harder Jia Dongxu tried, the more empty his grip became.
"Dad, Dad, save me! Wuuuuuuu..."
Banggeng cried so hard that he was out of breath, and his little arms tightly hugged the wall of the pit, refusing to let go.
Seeing that the father and son had been trying for a long time but to no avail, Qin Huairu was getting anxious.
"Quick, find a rope and tie him up!"
Someone came up with an idea and quickly took out a strong hemp rope and threw it to Jia Dongxu.
Without saying a word, Jia Dongxu swung his arm and threw it towards the stick.
After a lot of effort, the rope was finally tied around Banggeng's waist, and Jia Dongxu finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Come on, pull harder!"
With the help of people in the yard, Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai finally pulled Banggeng out of the pit.
But the stick stems that came out were all dirty and gave off a pungent stench, which made people afraid to approach.
No one was willing to come forward to help, even his parents were holding their noses and giving orders from a distance.
"Bang Geng, go, jump into the river and wash yourself!"
Jia Dongxu pointed to the river not far away and gave orders loudly.
When Banggeng heard this, he ran as fast as he could, as if he was afraid of being thrown into the cesspool again.
Looking at their son's fleeing back, Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu couldn't help but look at each other, their eyes full of confusion and discomfort.
……
Banggeng stumbled to the river surrounding the city and plunged into the freezing cold water.
He scrubbed the dirt off his body desperately, as if he wanted to break his skin.
The surrounding river water was immediately dyed a disgusting color and emitted a sickening stench.
Banggeng stayed in the river for a long time, until he was trembling all over and his teeth were chattering, then he climbed out of the water.
He stood on the shore, wet like a drowned rat, with a lingering stench all over his body.
After all, it has been marinated for so long that it has absorbed the flavor.
What's more terrible is that his mouth stinks.
Whenever he opened his mouth to speak, a foul stench of feces would emanate, making people roll their eyes.
Just like that, Banggeng returned home dejectedly.
As soon as I entered the yard, I ran into Jia Dongxu who was in a panic.
"Where have you been, you bastard? You made your dad so anxious looking for you!" Jia Dongxu cursed at him and grabbed Banggeng's ear, twisting it hard twice.
Bang Geng cried out "Wow", covered his ears which were pulled red, and muttered aggrievedly: "I have already washed it clean, and you are still scolding me..."
After hearing this, Jia Dongxu looked at his son carefully.
Although Banggeng had washed off the dirt on his body, he still exuded a pungent odor that made him frown.
"This smell is so pungent! You must have been soaking in the cesspool and gotten sick of it, right?" Jia Dongxu covered his nose and scolded harshly.
Qin Huairu on the side also kept shaking her head and said with disgust: "Dongxu, don't talk about him. I'm afraid this smell can't be washed away even in three days and three nights..."
As he was speaking, Yi Zhonghai also walked out of the house.
His face was a little blue, obviously he was smoked by the stick.
Yi Zhonghai tried hard to suppress his nausea, touched his face and couldn't help but think of what had just happened. He felt his stomach churning and almost vomited.
He took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to vomit, waved to Banggeng, and said in a deep voice: "Banggeng, come here. Tell me what's going on."
Bang Geng moved tremblingly to Yi Zhonghai, hesitating for a long time but unable to explain anything.
"You little bastard, why are you still pretending to be dumb? Explain it to me quickly!" Upon seeing this, Jia Dongxu started to scold him again.
Banggeng shrank his neck after being scolded, and then he slowly opened his mouth: "I... I was just passing by Li Yang's house and smelled the fragrance of chicken soup. I was tempted and... I secretly drank a few sips..."
"And then?" Yi Zhonghai followed closely.
"Then I felt dizzy and everything was blurry. There were lots of blue men and monsters chasing me... and then there was so much delicious meat... When I came to my senses, I was... already lying in a pit of feces..." Banggeng felt more and more aggrieved as he spoke, and at the end he cried out "wow" again.
Jia Dongxu and Qin Huairu looked at each other and their faces turned pale instantly.
"Li Yang? Was it that kid named Li who did it?" Yi Zhonghai's brows were twisted into a knot.
Bang Geng nodded and said with a sob: "Who else could it be except... except him? He must have put drugs in the chicken soup!"
"This bastard is going too far!" Jia Dongxu was furious when he heard that it was Li Yang who did it. "He didn't even let the children go. He is totally lawless! If I don't teach him a lesson, he will really think he is a big shot!"
Having said that, Jia Dongxu was about to rush out to settle the score with Li Yang.
Qin Huairu was startled and quickly stopped him: "What do you want to do? It's all because Banggeng stole other people's chicken soup that he ended up like this. If we rashly go to ask for punishment, and Li Yang reports us to the police station and says we instigated the child to steal things, where will you let our family put our faces?"
"Bah! Banggeng was just having fun, how can that be considered stealing?" Jia Dongxu spat, "How much can a bowl of chicken soup be worth? That kid is clearly seeking revenge, how bullying!"
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