The game starts with escaping from the famine and flipping the table

Yingyue Valley in Funiushan Mountain.

Su family.

Su Xiaoya was carving peach charms with Yu Shuheng at this moment.

“Why don’t you put up Spring Festival couplets?”

Yu Shuheng asked Su Xiaoya while carving the peach charms. Although, he had traveled through time 100,000 years ago, so he was quite good at writing with magic.

However, he was just a tree after all, and he was not used to writing calligraphy by hand. After all, he had only been transformed for a year, and it was only with the help of Su Xiaoya that he succeeded in transforming. With the thinking and habits of being a tree for 100,000 years, it was really difficult for the "tree man" to change back to the way of the human race all of a sudden.

However, Yu Shuheng couldn't resist his curiosity. Yu Shuheng didn't know how Su Xiaoya was at writing calligraphy? Did she use magic to write like him?

After all, wasn't Su Xiaoya a liberal arts student before she traveled through time? All liberal arts students should practice calligraphy, right? Right! Anyway, in Yu Shuheng's impression, liberal arts students are all very arrogant.

Su Xiaoya rolled her eyes. Is this guy really a senior who traveled through time? It's the 21st century, who still writes calligraphy?

To be precise, except for these kids who have received nine years of compulsory education, there are few people who write with gel pens, let alone calligraphy. It's funny, isn't it?

To be honest, Su Xiaoya really doubted whether the new generation of people in the future would be able to write.

Haven’t you seen that society is promoting paperless office? Even various certificates are moving towards electronic versions. What’s more, electronic products such as mobile phones and computers are developing towards intelligence, so writing is really not important at all.

Anyway, when these young people use electronic products, they directly convert voice into text. Who lets the functions be so powerful now? You can directly convert Chinese into English text, or directly convert English into Chinese characters. Just tell me whether it is convenient or not.

It’s already like this, only a fool would spend time practicing soft brush calligraphy every day!

If you have that much time, you might as well sleep a little longer, or watch a few more Douyin videos, learn some intangible cultural heritage skills to broaden your horizons, or cope with the various essay questions in the college entrance examination to get a high score...

Ugh!

Su Xiaoya shook her head. She was really insane. Wasn't it nice to have a life without the college entrance exam? She actually missed the hellish days of studying for the college entrance exam. It was really...

Yu Shuheng was really curious. Didn’t the Su family say that they had built a school in the village on Qingyun Mountain where both boys and girls could attend classes?

Mr. and Mrs. Bian both taught the children of Sujia Village with great care. Mrs. Bian's beautiful plum blossom scripture was not to be mentioned, even if she only learned the hairpin flower small regular script, she would be able to show it off.

"I have personally witnessed the two brothers Su Mingyi and Su Mingxian writing in a very formal style. You can't say that Master Bian and his wife favor one over the other and didn't teach you."

Yu Shuheng didn't even give Su Xiaoya a chance to speak, and just blurted out his thoughts:

"Don't tell me that there is such a big gap between you three siblings. You are a master of magic, so you can't be worse than your two brothers, right? I heard that Uncle Shitou and Aunt Liu also have good handwriting, especially Uncle Shitou. I heard from my great grandfather (old patriarch Su Yunyou) that his handwriting is very elegant and not far from everyone else."

Ha ha!

Su Xiaoya rolled her eyes at Yu Shuheng. Yu Shuheng knew that she had cheats, so how could he think that she would still practice calligraphy honestly? How stupid!

"Tsk tsk! 'Senior...Brother...' ah!"

Su Xiaoya deliberately stretched out the word "senior brother" to remind Yu Shuheng.

Yu Shuheng shuddered and looked at Su Xiaoya suspiciously. What was Su Xiaoya trying to do with such a strange tone?

Ha ha!

Looking at Yu Shuheng's expression, Su Xiaoya couldn't help but roll her eyes again, feeling really tired for her eyes:

"You also know that I have a cheat. Can calligraphy be mastered overnight? You have to study hard! If I have that much time, I might as well draw more talismans or make some pills. At worst, I can practice. I don't have enough time, why would I waste it?"

Uh!

What he said made so much sense that Yu Shuheng was speechless.

"Then when we carve peach charms, should we carve couplets or runes to ward off evil spirits, gather wealth and bring good fortune?"

After all, Yu Shuheng was a top student, his mind worked very quickly, and he immediately found a way to change the topic.

"What do you say?"

"Haha, then I'll carve a rune to drive away evil spirits first. Anyway, the original 'peach charms' were used to drive away demons and monsters."

"Yes! Sure."

"Tell me, what exactly is that extremely ferocious monster in the legend? Is it really Nian? I want to meet it."

"Haha! I think you are too quiet and want to do something. Maybe you want to satisfy your desire to exorcise demons and monsters like a god."

"Hehe! I'm just curious. Aren't you curious too? Legend has it that this monster often does evil and harms the people. It was two gods who specialized in exorcising monsters who subdued the monster with peach branches. That's why it was said that if you hang peach branches with the names of the two gods engraved on them on the door, the monsters and ghosts will not dare to approach."

"According to the Book of the Later Han Dynasty, the peach charms are six inches long and three inches wide, with the names of the two gods "Shen Tu" and "Yu Lei" written on the wooden board. "On the first day of the first lunar month, peach charms are made and hung on the door. They are called immortal trees and are feared by all ghosts. Therefore, "Shen Tu" and "Yu Lei" became door gods."

"I used to think that the door gods were Qin Qiong and Yuchi Jingde. When I was a child, the door gods my grandmother bought were all Qin Qiong and Yuchi Jingde."

"What the superior likes, the subordinates will certainly follow. This is not because of Li Er. Without Li Er, Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong would not be so famous."

"That's right. My favorite characters in Romance of Sui and Tang Dynasties are Qin Qiong, Luo Cheng and Cheng Yaojin. Unfortunately, Luo Cheng died the most tragically."

"Forget it, let's just talk about couplets. Why are we starting to say heroes appreciate heroes?"

Seeing that Yu Shuheng was about to start another long speech, Su Xiaoya stopped him immediately, otherwise Yu Shuheng would definitely change the subject to the war, and then naturally the weapons.

Ever since she gave Yu Shuheng a laser gun last time, this guy has been bringing up the topic of thermal weapons every other day, making Su Xiaoya want to stay away from him as far as possible.

Aren't the spiritual weapons, immortal weapons, and divine weapons in this world attractive? Especially the divine weapons, because they all have spirits, and just thinking about them makes me feel so beautiful. Who would spend so much points to exchange for hot weapons? It's not like they have a brain problem.

The key point is that after the lively Spring Festival, Su Xiaoya will prepare to go out to sea to surf, and she doesn’t know how many dangers she will encounter in the future.

With points in hand, the world is mine.

At a critical moment, points can save lives. Besides, who knows how many points are needed to redeem life-saving items? How can we spend them carelessly now?

Therefore, Su Xiaoya decisively brought the topic back to where it had gone off track.

"According to the "Song History·Shu Family", Meng Chang, the ruler of the Later Shu, ordered the scholar Zhang Xun to write on a mahogany board, "because he was not good at it, he wrote it himself: New Year brings more happiness, and the festival is called Changchun". This is the first Chinese New Year couplet."

"Oh! So 'New Year brings more happiness, the festival is called Changchun' is the first couplet in China. Should we carve one for it later?"

"Okay. That's a good suggestion." Su Xiaoya rolled her eyes and gave an upgrade: "How about we use the evil-repelling talisman to compose this couplet?"

Ha ha!

This is really a waste of time.

Yu Shuheng didn't want to bother with Su Xiaoya anymore. He went to the kitchen to watch Aunt Liu frying Yuanzi and fish. Wouldn't he be happy? He could eat hot food.

"Okay, stop humming." Su Xiaoya knew at a glance that Yu Shuheng was aroused by the fried fish in the kitchen.

Actually, Su Xiaoya was also greedy. However, she had to hold back because there were still many delicious foods to come. Su Xiaoya didn't want to run over now, because she would be full just by eating fried fish and fried dumplings, and then she would have to watch the delicious foods to come. That would be a loss.

Su Xiaoya decisively dragged Yu Shuheng to continue carving peach charms to divert his attention, because the fragrance was really too tempting.

"Look, I have already carved out a character. Don't say I didn't take care of you. I chose the second line with the most complicated strokes."

Yu Shuheng looked at Su Xiaoya unhappily. In the phrase "New Year brings more happiness, the festival is called Changchun", only the character "嘉" is a little complicated, and it is the most complicated. Why don't you say that the character "长" is the simplest?

Forget it, Yu Shuheng didn't think he was crazy for trying to reason with a girl. He should just carve the runes honestly, since she has the system.

Woohoo!

It's another lemony day.

Seeing that Yu Shuheng continued to carve the peach charms obediently, Su Xiaoya found a topic that Yu Shuheng might be interested in and continued talking about it.

"Tell me, what shape are the tentacles on the monster 'Nian's' head? Do they look like ox horns?"

"How would I know? But according to legend, Nian lives deep in the sea all year round, and only comes ashore on New Year's Eve to devour livestock and harm people."

"Why? There are so many big and small fish in the sea, and there are many more species than on land! Why would they go to the trouble of crawling ashore to eat people?"

"Who knows? Perhaps, humans are more delicious to monsters. I haven't seen Tang Seng's meat being so popular."

Uh!

No problem.

It seems to be true, haha.

"You never asked your monster friends?"

When Yu Shuheng heard Su Xiaoya's unreliable words, he didn't even bother to roll his eyes. He had never seen such a person!

Su Xiaoya waited for a long time, but Yu Shuheng didn't answer. She couldn't help but ask again: "You don't have any friends among the demon tribe, do you?"

Yu Shuheng couldn't help it, he looked at Su Xiaoya as if she was a fool, his tone was chilly:

"Even though I am a tree, I am still a human at heart. How big is my heart to ask a monster if humans are delicious!"

Well!

Right.

Su Xiaoya couldn't help but sketch out a vivid picture in her mind:

An innocent and beautiful little baby, blinking her bright eyes, curiously ran to a tall and strong monster and asked, "Are humans delicious?"

The monster stared with its big eyes like lanterns, tilted its head, and seemed to be thinking about this question. If you ignore the pair of rolling eyes.

Then, the monster licked its lips and said, "Well, let me taste it first!"

As soon as the words fell, it opened its bloody mouth and swallowed the little kid. The little kid's terrified screams were drowned out by the monster's belly...

Su Xiaoya couldn't help but shudder. It was scary just to think about it. Sure enough, she asked a stupid question.

However, no matter whether humans are tasty or not, monsters cannot eat humans. Haven’t you seen that in all myths, monsters that eat humans are killed in the end?

Besides, how could a real crispy little human baby possibly find a monster?

If it is a monk, it is possible.

Just like Monkey King.

puff!

Su Xiaoya amused herself. There was nothing she could do, the image was too vivid and she couldn't help herself.

Well, the picture looks like this:

The monster swallowed the little human kid proudly. As a result, the little human kid suddenly came out of the monster's mouth. His body was wet and his hair was messy, but he had a bright smile on his face and shouted excitedly:

"Wow! It turns out being eaten is so much fun!"

The monster had its teeth bared and looked confused. It had no idea what was going on and just stood there stupidly, watching the kid run away happily. The two teeth that had fallen out of its mouth fell to the ground dripping with blood...

Well, this is the correct way to deal with the little human kids and the wild monsters in the world of immortal cultivation.

Obviously, brains triumph over brawn; wisdom triumph over strength.

Ha ha!

"Sure enough, not only can water not enter the brain, but muscles cannot grow either."

What the hell?

Yu Shuheng was stunned by Su Xiaoya's crazy expression. He couldn't understand what this girl was imagining. It looked scary.

Yu Shuheng looked at Su Xiaoya as if she was a madman, but Su Xiaoya was still imagining the sequel, completely unaware that she was almost becoming a fool in Yu Shuheng's eyes.

Ok.

How can we just focus on one monster when it is such an interesting thing?

Sharing happiness is worse than enjoying it alone!

At this moment, another monster appeared behind the little human kid, and pounced on her with its fangs and claws bared. The little kid heard the noise and quickly turned around. When she saw the new monster, she jumped up with joy, dancing and shouting:

"Wow, another one! Great!"

After saying that, she rushed directly into the mouth of the second monster like a small cannonball...

Finally, there was a group of monsters with two missing front teeth on the mountain. The first thing they said when they saw each other was: "We ran into that living devil."

Then, then in the previous life, Su Xiaoya acted as ferocious as a tiger, doing all kinds of fancy ways to commit suicide, overtly and covertly, causing all the monsters in the mountain to hide in the deepest part of the mountain with their families.

For many years afterwards, no powerful monsters were seen in this mountain.

Su Xiaoya is truly a beautiful and kind-hearted girl, and she is the type who does good things without leaving a name.

Seeing Su Xiaoya thinking about something, Yu Shuheng kindly reminded her, "It's almost dark. If you don't carve the peach charms quickly, we won't be able to have the New Year's Eve dinner."

Well, Yu Shuheng is right. Let's quickly finish the peach charms. Su Xiaoya is not a child, so she naturally knows how to take on the responsibilities she should take on.

However, Su Xiaoya's eyes kept wandering and even wandered into the kitchen.

You know, all the food in the house was donated by Su Xiaoya.

Products produced in this space must be high-quality.

Nowadays, there are first-class spiritual rice crystal rice, first-class spiritual vegetable cold jade radish, first-class spiritual vegetable white jade jade (actually pakchoi), first-class jade long melon (that is, native cucumber), first-class spiritual fish...

In short, all the dishes were within the range that the Su family could absorb and refine, and they did not cause their spiritual energy to explode after eating, thus killing themselves.