Are the insects who raise little trash in their home male insects?
Chapter 359: Heartache Geigei ~
Qi Shan discovered that the bugs in the cafeteria had gradually become more orderly than on the first day, and there were more unfamiliar faces.
The atmosphere was somewhat tense and hostile as the garrison was separated from the original military females.
Qi Shan understood that they should be the female soldiers from other armies that Avery mentioned.
They stood up and greeted each other, and Qi Shan responded with a smile, treating everyone equally without any prejudice in his expression.
This made the female soldiers who came from afar calm down a little.
The cafeteria is becoming less and less like a normal dining place and more like a meeting room.
Qi Shan released a little bit of his mental power to calm their fluctuating emotions, and curiously asked them about their life and training in their respective armies, as if it were just an ordinary chat.
Guiding them, talking about topics they all understand, and having a common language will help eliminate the unfamiliarity as quickly as possible.
Since it is a test, they cannot be kept alert and on guard all the time.
Especially the foreign female soldiers, Avery told Qi Shan his ideas, and Qi Shan also preferred to make friends with them. He had no idea about leading the Zerg, and he was not suitable for that position.
It's okay if he pretends for a day or two, but if he is asked to pretend for a lifetime, he will go crazy.
But Avery is right, sometimes problems won't find him just because he doesn't want to.
Instead of worrying, it is better to prepare yourself. If it really comes to an end, the worst that can happen is to turn the table over.
Under his guidance, the female soldiers, who were originally a little reserved and unable to relax, started chatting enthusiastically about familiar topics.
"What? You were also thrown out of the base by the commander at three in the morning?"
"You guys too?"
"Well, our commander is simply a devil. He asked each of us to write a 3,000-word self-reflection. Damn it, the insects I know don't even have 3,000 words of writing. How can we write it?"
"That's terrible. We're lucky. The last few will be used as bait and thrown into the Mosasaur Pond to catch Mosasaurus. Even though it's a bit smelly, at least it's better than writing a self-reflection."
"No, I think the Mosasaur Pool is more terrifying. If I get my hands or feet bitten off by accident, I'll have to get into the Mosasaur's stomach to find them out."
"I still think writing a self-reflection is scarier. The mosasaur's saliva is disgusting. It's better than sitting at a desk all day and not being able to finish a page."
"No, our commander is even more terrifying!"
The guards behind Qi Shan all expressed their agreement and discussed which commander was more terrifying.
Qi Shan felt that he was still too naive, and it was a little difficult for him to smile. What kind of discussion was this among elementary school kids? They were all complaining about how terrible their own commander was, but their expressions were so proud.
What are you so proud of? Are you proud that your own commander is the most terrifying?
Is the life of a female soldier so thrilling? Today she carries a bomb and rushes into the enemy base in her physical body, and tomorrow she turns into bait to catch dinosaurs?
Is the female insect's powerful body meant for you to play with like this?
"Your Excellency, what do you think?" The female soldiers were unable to decide the winner and turned their eyes to the onlookers.
Qi Shan: How do I watch? I watch on my knees.
No matter which one it is, he will die in minutes in front of you.
"Is your life so hard?" If you can't laugh, then don't laugh! Come on, let's have a sincere chat.
Seeing Qi Shan's slightly frowned brows and worried eyes, the female soldiers suddenly realized, wait, will their slandering the commander give you a bad impression?
Panic explanation:
"That's not the case, sir. This is actually more insulting than hurtful to us. After all, I can't read, and the commander will scold me for being nonsense after I finish writing it."
"Yeah, Mosasaur can't actually bite through our shells."
“But it will still hurt.” Qi Shan spoke in a casual tone, with a look on his face saying, “It’s okay, you don’t have to explain, I feel bad for you.”
"No, not at all!"
"That's right, I didn't even show my insect shell at that time, and the Mosasaur didn't even bite through my skin!"
"If the shell is so fragile, how can it protect the Zerg? I was punished to write a self-reflection because I slept during cultural class. The commander was doing it for my own good."
Qi Shan: “Really?”
"Really, me too. The commander was so angry because I played with the computer during the battle. He is usually very nice to us."
Qi Shan smiled relievedly and said, "Is that so? Then I feel relieved."
"Your Excellency is worried about me." Facing the smiling bug, he covered his chest, fell on the table with a thud, not daring to look at Qi Shan.
Qi Shan said to the insect that was used as bait: "The battle is very dangerous, we can't be distracted."
The female soldier scratched her head: "It's not dangerous at all... I understand. I will never do this again."
Wait, the female soldier suddenly realized that they had cleared the commander's name. Then, in your eyes, would they become useless insects who couldn't even do their job well?
The two insects looked at each other, saw the worry in each other's eyes, and carefully raised their heads to look at Qi Shan, only to see Qi Shan had just finished talking to the insect next to him. He turned his head with a smile in his eyes and a slight curve at the corner of his mouth.
Junxi was stunned. It was the first time that he regretted his poor academic performance. He could not describe your smile. He only felt that it was like a breeze blowing across the sea, stirring up shallow ripples and bringing freshness to the water with the wind.
Or it may be like eating refreshing grass, refreshing from the brain to the body, as if all the chronic illnesses have been swept away, and the world is clearer than ever before.
He didn't even know when he finished eating the ten-insect nutritious meal, nor did he know when the Excellency left.
Until the female soldier next to him gave him a strange push: "Hey? Are you okay?"
He heard his own mouth reply, "I'm fine."
"Your bracelet is ringing."
As if his soul had returned to his body, he quickly answered the phone: "Commander!"
"Why is it so slow? Isn't it over yet?"
"No, it's over."
He couldn't help blushing when he thought of his sleepwalking state just now. He was also a bug that had dated a male bug, but he was actually dumbfounded by a young bug who had not yet opened a dating channel. He was so useless.
"What's your first feeling after the contact?" asked the commander.
"I," he said after a long pause, "I want to study hard in my cultural studies."
He wanted to describe His Excellency's smile, but he was at a loss for words.
"Ah?" The commander slowly typed a question mark.
After saying a few simple sentences, which couldn't be made clear over the phone, the commander hung up the phone with a strange expression on his face.
His personal guard knocked on the door and entered. Seeing his expression, he asked, "Captain, what happened?"
Army Commander: "...Ya, that kid, seems to have lost his mind."
Guard: ???
Isn't he going to contact Mr. Male Insect?
They only got one chance to make contact, and that afternoon, Ya came back, staring at his comrades' strange and pitying eyes, he was completely confused.
The comrade said tactfully: "It's okay, Ya, even if you are stupid, as long as your combat effectiveness does not decrease, you will not be kicked out of the army."
arrow:???
"What happened?" Ya asked in horror. He had only been gone for the morning, but how did he go from being a promising future commander's personal soldier to a bug who was to be kicked out of the army?
He didn't do anything wrong, right? Why are you kicking him out?
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