Are the insects who raise little trash in their home male insects?
Chapter 242 Testing the Waters
【Makes sense】
[Are you going to run away, host? Your roommate is a ruthless person. You never know when he will be exposed and die.]
[Yeah, it’s a shame that the characters are hidden]
"Go? Are you kidding? How exciting!" the player said excitedly, "Female insects are never afraid of danger, but that's a male insect. How can I not go for it?"
You may never see male insects in your life, but now you can come into contact with them in the game. Although it is fake, games about male insects are precious. Now it is free, and you will gain something if you can come into contact with them.
He went offline after Qi Shan left.
The system was surprised: "Don't you want to play anymore?"
"Well, I'm tired and need to take a break, but the player has also discovered the identity of the character," Qi Shan said, "It's so fake that sweat is all over my face."
The system glanced at the live broadcast behind it, as if it was sweating like the player: "Ashan, your observation ability is getting worse and worse."
"Really? But role-playing games are really good," Qi Shan nodded. "Call me next time there's such an event. It's much better to get along with the players in the game than with those bugs who treat me like a giant baby."
System: "If you say that, the Rose Pavilion will cry. All the bugs that see you have been trained by the Rose Pavilion."
Qi Shan rolled his eyes: "What a waste of time."
After leaving Starnet, Kata knocks on the door.
"Don't worry, I'm not trying to persuade you." Kata saw Qi Shan's expression of retreating three feet, and said helplessly, "I have communicated with them, and they will adjust the training of female insects, but they require that two insects be selected for contact first as a reference for adjustment."
"Okay." Qi Shan took the information.
After a quick flip, I found that the first few pages are A-level, and the ones after are sub-A-level. I can reach A-level in my lifetime, and the ones after that are B-level, but my contribution to the Zerg is greater.
After choosing and selecting, Qi Shan selected one of the insects: "Let's take this one."
The next day, when they got home from the date, Bene and Youpu sat on the sofa and asked with concern, "How was it?"
"As bad as ever." Qi Shan threw himself hard onto the sofa.
"Why choose a place he is not familiar with?" Qi Shan asked puzzledly.
"Where did he choose?"
"School" Qi Shan's mouth twitched, "And I don't know what's wrong with him. Not only did he choose the school in Rose Hall, but he also chose a primary school."
Are you crazy? Who would believe that meeting your blind date at a kindergarten?
Qi Shan really couldn't understand.
What was he thinking? Reminding me of the huge age difference between him and me?
"Ah, this is indeed the case," Youpu said helplessly, "One of the training points is that a date must give you enough sense of security. Some bugs think that a sufficient sense of security means being in a place you are familiar with."
Indeed, for female insects, familiar places mean safety, but dating...even if it's in the park next door, he won't be so defensive.
"Besides, who taught him to cut the food for me by himself?" Qi Shan said in a breakdown, "Doesn't he know that his cutting skills are terrible? Facing that pile of crumbs, even if I want to give him face, I can't eat it."
Looking at the pictures released by Qi Shan, Youpu and Bene were silent. Judging from the pictures, this pile of minced meat like a small mountain should have been the bone-in steak not far away.
Bene: "Where are the bones?"
Youpu: "Probably chopped up."
He is quite careful, probably afraid that the bone will hit his teeth.
Bene laughed dryly, "Some insects think that the male insects' teeth are not strong enough, so they help cut the meat."
Qi Shan: "Tell me honestly, does this count as cutting open?"
I have to say it’s no longer cutting, it’s a crusher.
Youpu: "No matter how bad your teeth are, they don't need to be broken like this."
Bene: "Haha yeah, it's so dry to eat like this."
Hearing this, Qi Shan's face became even darker.
Bene broke out in a cold sweat: "No way."
Qi Shan laughed: "He poured water into the minced meat, and I couldn't stop him."
He moved his finger and slid to the next picture, which showed water mixed with the meat paste, stirred into a lump. There was a bit too much water, and the meat paste with sauce was particularly disgusting.
Qi Shan said with a wooden face: "Look, I won't do it this way. This is what his expression said at the time."
Youpu looked away: "Ugh."
Bene covered his face, unable to say anything good for him: "Lanlan, your luck is so bad, you encountered this kind of bug right when you first came here..."
"Haha." His luck was so bad that he even suspected that a bug was playing a trick on him. "There's still one."
The relevant issues were reported, and the relevant staff said that they would make corrections immediately, but Qi Shan felt that the other party did not take it seriously.
Qi Shan returned home and closed the door.
The system poked him cautiously: "Ashan, are you okay?"
Qi Shan was not in a good mood. After a while, he snorted, "Go to hell with the date!"
The system floated above his head, and the cube body stretched out its little claws, touched Qi Shan's hair, and comforted him: "Don't be angry, don't be angry."
Qi Shan took a deep breath and said, "Xiao Xi, help me see which novel website has the highest traffic."
He wanted to know what normal love was like among the Zerg.
The system of "Bibiji Novel Network" said, "The most popular work at present is "My Queen is a Mistress""
Qi Shan was silent. Is there anyone who would watch such a work? With the idea of understanding the style of the website, he read the hot list.
Then I put some eye drops in, it stung my eyes——
Nine-tenths of a novel is about driving, various kinds of driving, either the protagonist is driving with the protagonist or the protagonist witnesses the female monarch cheating.
What’s so good about it!
There are some readers waiting to be fed, and they said bluntly: I'm going for it, you guys can do whatever you want.
"How on earth did a novel like this make the list?" Qi Shan rubbed his eyes.
System: "Ashan, you want to write a novel?"
"Give it a try," Qi Shan said, "Since these bugs like to mess around, let's write some pure love stories."
It doesn't matter whether he makes money or not, he doesn't rely on this for a living. He is ready to be scolded, and his main purpose is to vent his emotions.
You think it's normal to be casual about feelings, right? Here's a crematorium of pure love!
Qi Shan closed his eyes and thought about the plot, then began typing:
(My love bug, he doesn’t seem to love me, doesn’t care about my company, doesn’t care that I’ve been away for several days, we haven’t reached the last step, he has been resisting me)
(So I got angry, and I found a suitable soul mate again. When he saw it, he didn’t get angry, but closed the door silently.)
(The next day, when I woke up, his stuff had disappeared, as if he, the bug, didn’t exist. But I got anxious...)
Crematorium literature, you like to waste time, right? If you don’t know how to cherish, go to the crematorium.
At the third border garrison, Kamal joined the Third Army directly after graduating from the military academy.
Logically speaking, a bug like him came to the army just to gild himself.
The family didn't ask him to climb too high, they just hoped that he could have some military position, preferably a high position, so that when he came back he would be able to compete with his brother for the position of clan leader.
Kamal almost laughed out loud at this. Who gave them such confidence that he, who had been disobedient since childhood, would obediently accept their arrangements?
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