Are the insects who raise little trash in their home male insects?
Chapter 153 Shopping Mall
The system is typing away, guiding speech.
"No, I have to speak out. I don't care if they scold 'My Lady' because I don't play 'My Lady'. They scold New Century for being an unscrupulous company, but I don't care because I play games, not a company employee."
"But now they are targeting Yanggedan. I can't sit still because I am the father of Yanggedan. My cub is only six years old and he hasn't even spun a cocoon yet. Yet he has to endure such insults."
Here’s a picture of a little blond bug sleeping inside a giant slice of bread.
In the picture, the little bug is sleeping soundly, looking innocent and cute, with its little paws clenched and a small blanket the size of a tissue covering its body.
Such a little bug has melted the hearts of many female fathers of cloud-raised bugs, and also made them angry. How could there be a bug that would attack such a cute little bug?
"That makes sense. If I don't speak up for my cub today, where will I raise him in the future?"
"They don't care about fighting games that can cause mental disorders, but they are targeting an egg-raising game. Have some shame?"
"It's so funny. It also affects the fertility rate. I don't lay eggs because of this game? No, it's because I don't have a female monarch."
“I agree, and because I have no money.”
“+1, also because I don’t have a house and a stable job”
"Please don't blame my incompetence on a game, because that makes me appear not only incompetent but also pathetic."
"I may be poor, but I have guts! Don't blame a game for my mistakes."
"Let the wind and waves blow for a while longer." The system looked at the posts gradually becoming popular on the screen and was not surprised.
The Zerg are rebellious by nature and good at war, but they are also good at forbearance. Tens of thousands of years of taming have made them subconsciously avoid being the first to take action.
Until a certain point, a leader emerges, and the unbearable bugs will follow the leader's footsteps and become the most powerful weapon.
If not, it only proves that they have not reached the limit of their patience.
Qi Shan patted the system's dazed face and said, "Xiao Xi, why don't you continue to send it? It seems that everyone's reaction is very intense."
The system pinched his little hand with two fingers: "No, we just need to guide the wind sound, and the rest needs to settle for a while."
Qi Shan nodded, and the system stuffed him into the pocket on his chest. "Let's go. We have nothing to do now. Let's go shopping in the mall."
"Eh?" Qi Shan looked behind him and raised his head to check the system. "Shouldn't we just ignore them?"
"No, I bought them dinner and tripled their wages today."
Qi Shan: "I mean, if there are bugs attacking the star network, can they handle it?"
The system was not worried at all. It touched Qi Shan's little head with its index finger and said, "It's okay. Trust them. If things don't work out, I have a backup plan."
The Star Network Mall is divided into a light screen and a simulated mall. The light screen allows you to search and directly purchase what you want without having to search slowly. The advantage is convenience.
The simulated mall is pretty much the same as the real thing. You need to choose the products yourself in various stalls, big and small. You can browse slowly, and occasionally you may find items that are not on the shelves on the screen.
Qi Shan stretched his head out and saw that most of the female insects walking on the road were accompanied by a simulated small insect cub that was either flying or lying on their bodies. He grabbed the system's clothes with peace of mind and climbed onto his shoulders.
The system stopped at the door of the ice cream shop, "Boss, one three-scoop, and one simulated ice cream, cub flavor."
"Okay."
He first dug out three balls and handed them to the system. The boss operated on the light screen for a while, and a light spot flew in front of Qi Shan. It was a mini three-ball ice cream.
Qi Shan grabbed the ice cream in the air, licked it, and his eyes widened: "It's delicious!"
The aroma of milk fills the mouth, with a slightly cool taste, and it is not so sweet that it chokes the throat.
"Not bad, now 60% of the merchants have put simulated insect baby malls on the shelves. The price is one tenth of the ordinary goods. It is not expensive, but it can satisfy the players' desire to buy things for the insect babies."
The system pointed to a place not far away where a simulated insect baby was rolling around in the air. Finally, the female insect had no choice but to buy a pot of simulated grilled shrimp.
The little bug was eating the shrimps happily, one at a time.
"This guy is asking for more and more," the female insect complained, but with an indulgent expression on her face.
My friend laughed and said, "What does it matter? They are not expensive to eat. Just think of it as raising a real insect baby. You are willing to buy it."
"where"
My friend pointed out directly: "The little bug only wants one small shrimp, but you bought him a pot of it. Isn't he happy?"
The female insect blushed: "Well, I'm afraid he won't have enough to eat."
The friend shook his head: "Okay, okay."
The simulated insect baby can only eat a full meal after returning to the game. Snacks purchased outside cannot be counted into the satiety for the time being.
"Wow, your little bug is really well raised." The strange bug suddenly inserted itself into their midst, saying enviously, "What wings, what hair quality!"
The little bug that was eating seemed to know that he was praising it. It flapped its little wings, flew to the strange bug with the shrimp in the pot, and mumbled some incomprehensible words. The little bug of the strange bug flew out of his hair.
The two little bug cubs held hands and shared the grilled shrimp.
"We made friends so quickly." The strange insect took out the bracelet and said embarrassedly, "Let's add an insect account. My little insect has never had any friends."
"Okay." The female insect has already encountered many insects that want to add friends, and she skillfully adds the other party's insect number.
The system and Qi Shan who witnessed all this laughed and said, "During the last phase of improvement, Sanda and his team proposed to add a bug cub dating system. I thought it was a good idea, so I agreed."
Qi Shan exclaimed: "It's an interesting mode. The bug cubs will take the initiative to make friends. This can be regarded as a new mode of making friends."
"Well, but not all bug cubs will become friends when they meet." The system pointed in another direction, where two bug cubs were fighting in mid-air, and their female father was trying to dissuade them.
"Some bug cubs with different personalities will fight like that. For example, bug cubs who like to steal things will easily fight with other bug cubs."
“Oh – diverse personalities”
Looking at the two little ones fighting fiercely, the two players went from being anxious to calming down when they realized that they had no injuries after fighting for a long time. They had a good chat and are now exchanging insect numbers and even made an appointment to go to the amusement park next time.
Hmm... I wonder if the two little bugs who were fighting each other so closely have noticed that their female father has defected and gone to eat barbecue across the street.
"There are also bug cubs who secretly place orders without being discovered by their female father." The system pointed to a stall.
A little bug ordered a grilled squid for himself. When his female father found out, the little bug had sauce all over his face, so the female father had to pay for it.
"Well, sometimes we have to give some surprises to let these female insects who have never laid eggs know that it is really troublesome when the little insects become naughty." The system spread its hands.
Qi Shan sighed: "It's better to let them prepare in advance. The trouble caused by the simulated little bugs is much better than the trouble caused by the little bugs in reality."
After all, there are real news reports about naughty little bugs that ended up tearing down homes, and this kind of news is very common, with a group of poor female fathers huddling together for warmth under the news.
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