Quick travel: the leisurely life of cannon fodder
Chapter 610: The Cannon Fodder Original Heroine She Runs Away in Advance
When Yan Yiyi saw someone was checking out human traitors, she became extremely nervous. The drug started to take effect and she farted one after another.
"Pfft~"
"Eh~! It stinks, who is so filthy!"
"That bastard ate raw sweet potatoes, his fart stinks!"
"Pfft~"
"If you want to fart, why not find a place where there is no one around? How ungentlemanly!"
"Disgusting~~"
.......
When Yan Yiyi heard the discussions of people around her, her face turned red with embarrassment.
How could this happen to me?
Help!
How embarrassing!
Luckily, no one noticed it was my fart yet!
Just at this moment, an old lady next to her pointed at Yan Yiyi and said.
"The stench seems to be coming from this little girl."
When everyone heard this, they looked at Yan Yiyi with disdain, and covered their noses and started pointing and talking around Yan Yiyi.
"No, it's not me, you are slandering me!"
Yan Yiyi was furious and emotional, and she denied it completely.
"Little girl, just admit it if it's you. I'm not kidding. It's obviously you, so why are you lying?
Just now you were the only one around me, and it was you or someone else who farted, smell it, the stench is still coming from you."
The aunt took a few steps back in disgust!
"I...I didn't! You are wrongly accusing me, so I will..."
Yan Yiyi refused to admit it even if she was beaten to death. She became more and more agitated, staring at the old lady with red eyes, as if she wanted to stare a hole through her.
"Oh!"
"Ah! Killed!"
"You bastard, you're just farting and you still want to kill people to silence them. Is there anyone who can stop me..."
Yan Yiyi became excited and attacked the aunt with her supernatural power in front of everyone. Fortunately, someone reacted in time and blocked the attack.
"What are you all doing here? What happened?"
The patrol team heard the noise here and came over!
The onlookers talked at once and explained the whole story.
The patrol leader had someone bring a machine and said to Yan Yiyi, "Fighting and killing each other are prohibited in the base. Considering that it is your first mistake and no serious casualties have been caused, I will fine you a contribution point as a warning to others. I hope you won't do it again."
Yan Yiyi was very dissatisfied when she heard this.
"Why are you punishing me alone? It's obviously..."
As for these lowly natives, I will wait until I find someone with the ability to purify them, and then I will send someone to deal with these ungrateful natives.
Seeing that Yan Yiyi was still unconvinced and wanted to make trouble, the patrol captain said seriously, "This is a lie detector. You can check whether the fart was yours."
The patrol captain was very close to Yan Yiyi and was almost suffocated. He looked at Yan Yiyi with disgust even though she was being stubborn.
"I...you..."
Yan Yiyi was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to do.
"By the way, let's check for traitors as well!" the patrol leader added.
After hearing this, Yan Yiyi had no choice but to bite the bullet and take the test in front of everyone.
Coincidentally, the vibrating pill that Mu Xi had taken took effect, and Yan Yiyi blurted out everything she should and shouldn't say.
When Yan Yiyi saw that her identity was exposed, she simply broke the jar into pieces and said arrogantly and complacently.
"How can you weaklings like you defeat the Kates? Why don't you all come and join me? I will take care of all of you."
"Even if I join the aliens, it doesn't matter. I just want to live a better life. The aliens' technology is more advanced than ours. If we can't defeat them, we might as well join them..."
.......
Yan Yiyi's speech left the onlookers stunned.
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