Quick travel: the leisurely life of cannon fodder

"vomit!"

"vomit!"

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The sound of vomiting came one after another in the hall. Mu Xi also frowned and couldn't help regretting why he used the stinky fart talisman, making the whole place stink.

Fortunately, Mu Xi had her own way to isolate herself from the stench, otherwise Mu Xi really wanted to leave on the spot. After all, the power of the stinky fart talisman was too great. The dancers who were close to Depin were all knocked unconscious by her.

The others were not as lucky as Mu Xi. Kangxi and the Queen Mother were still sitting at the top and had not left yet. Even though the others could hardly bear the stench, they still had to stay in their seats.

The Fourth Prince Yinzhen was also smelled, and he hugged Mu Xi directly, trying to resist the stench. He buried his head in Mu Xi's neck and took a deep breath. His own wife still smelled sweet. His eyes were always paying attention to Kangxi's movements.

Ministers and their families: A few years ago, there was a rumor that Concubine De's farts were loud and smelly, but the rumor quickly disappeared and they thought it was fake. Who knew they would see it one day? It was so smelly. How could they be so unlucky? If they had known, they would have pretended to be sick and not come here today. It smells so bad that they are about to vomit yellow bile. When will the emperor let them leave this palace?

Fu Jin and princes: Concubine De's strange illness has started again. Wasn't she said to be cured? Why did she fart in such an important occasion today? She is about to vomit up her overnight meal.

Concubines: This Depin should be imprisoned until death, why was she released to harm others? This time, Depin made the emperor lose face in front of the ministers, she must be despised.

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Kangxi: I shouldn't have let Concubine De out. She actually farted in public again. I'm almost losing face. I can't take it anymore. It's so smelly. I have to find a reason to leave here.

"No, how could this happen?"

"No!"

Depin saw that her chance of advancement was gone, and she might even lose her position as a concubine. Moreover, she even farted in public. All the ministers and royal family members were present here. She was so embarrassed that she had lost all her face and she would never have another chance.

Depin's face was flushed red, and she didn't know whether she was embarrassed or angry, she was about to collapse.

[System! System! System! What on earth is going on? Didn't you cure my strange disease? Why is it happening again? Now I'm embarrassed and everyone knows about it. Can you explain to me what's going on? Didn't we agree that I'll use all my luck as a bargaining chip, and you will guarantee the success of tonight's plan? What's going on now? System, system, can you explain it to me? ]

Depin was screaming wildly in her heart.

[It's all because of the host's bad luck that this accident happened. The system can't be blamed. It's all the host's own problem. The host should think about how to get out of the current predicament and stop arguing with this system. If the host doesn't trust this system and thinks that this system has cheated the host, then this system can also unbind from the host. ]

The system's voice became even colder and more ruthless, executing the program mechanically. If Depin could see inside the system, she would know that one of her indicators was about to drop to the lowest point, reaching the requirement to automatically unbind and abandon the host.

[No, don't untie me. At most, I don't blame you for this. I was too angry just now and spoke in a louder tone. I don't disbelieve you. Please don't leave.]

[Hmph!] The Concubine System snorted coldly and disappeared.

Kangxi's face was almost as black as ink, and he said in a cold voice, "Depin was disrespectful and rude in front of the palace. She will be stripped of her title and demoted to a noble lady. She will be moved out of the main hall of Yonghe Palace immediately. The Sixth Prince and the Fourteenth Prince under your name will be renamed Jade Butterfly and renamed after the late Concubine Xuan."

"No! Your Majesty, you can't treat me like this!" When Depin heard this, she looked up in surprise and shouted with tears streaming down her face.

"Someone, take Concubine Wu away for me."

Kangxi still said coldly and ruthlessly.

Seeing that Kangxi remained unmoved no matter how much she begged, Depin turned to look at the position of the princes' wives, and said pitifully to the First, Third, Sixth and Eighth wives.

"First Lady, Third Lady, Sixth Lady, Eighth Lady, please save me and ask the Emperor to forgive me..."

Depin screamed so miserably, and at the same time, her eyes were full of water as she looked at Daifujin and the others, with such deep affection. Everyone present was a smart person and they all understood the look in Concubine Wu's eyes.

Minister: He glanced suspiciously at Concubine Wu and the First, Third, Sixth and Eighth wives. They must be having an affair. The emperor will have a green head soon.

Prince Zhi, the Third Prince, and the Eighth Prince: I always feel like I'm cuckolded. When did my wife and Lady Wu become so close? How come I didn't know? And what's with that flirtatious look? She's seducing my wife in public, pretending that I don't exist.

Sixth Prince: Mother, it's okay for you to ask your daughter-in-law for help, but what's with that affectionate look? Do you really think you're blind? I've never been so speechless to my mother. What should I do if I suddenly don't want to beg for mercy? After all, my mother is always causing trouble and is of no help to my plan to seize the throne.

Mu Xi: Huh! I didn't expect that this love-brain aura could overcome Concubine Wu's resentment towards the system, and it would have such an effect. It's really great. There's going to be a good show to watch. My own writers are ready. I guarantee that tomorrow the streets will be full of rumors about Concubine Wu farting, as well as the pink scandal with the Grand Concubine and others.

The Childless Concubine: Watching the show and eating spectacles, I didn’t expect that Concubine Wu actually had an affair with the prince’s wife, so awesome!

Concubine with a son: Don't involve your son's wife! This Concubine Wu is a troublemaker. I don't know what the emperor was thinking. He has been pampering Concubine Wu, who has a sick brain and a strange disease, for so long, and he actually let her go. Don't harm your son's wife and affect your son's reputation.

The Queen Mother: I'd better not say anything. I don't understand what you are saying anyway. Why can't I have peace on my birthday, especially with this annoying thing, Concubine Wu?

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When Kangxi heard what Concubine Wu said, he narrowed his eyes again and again, and looked back and forth between Concubine Wu and the prince's wife, trying to guess what was going on.

The First and Third Concubine's backs were straightened and their faces were slightly stiff when they were stared at. They didn't know what to do. They were cursing in their hearts, "Noble Lady Wu is such an evildoer. She was just enjoying the show, but how could she be implicated in all this?"

They are so unlucky. What kind of grudge or hatred could make Concubine Wu target them?

The first wife, the third wife and others were all feeling bitter and hoped that the emperor would be wise and not implicate them.